Movie Villain Awards
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What is the opening premise of the Movie Villain Awards episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Waxy Wade loves jacking bowers with pineapples, defends teppes, and forces his friends to eat rascals. Ballister Bob loves drilling deep holes, crushes on a cannibal, and is unimpressed by the undead. Martian Mark bucks up for Black Day sales, and gets aroused by ennobled aliens and Arnie. From ruined apertures to wet wallowits... It's time for Movie Villain Awards. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade, because I am just so good at telling short, terrifying stories. If you've never joined us before, one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and the person with the most points, typically, at the end gets to host the next episode. The games, the rules, the points are all arbitrary. The host decides how it works, within reason. I'm joined, as always, by Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Hello. Hello. How are you? Oh, oh, oh, what are you? Oh, this guy, Bob, asking us how we are. Yeah. What? Glad to hear it. I'm good. Great. Thank you for that normal human response. That's what they call me. Normal human Bob. I'm good, too. Not that anyone asked.
No, nobody asked. That's fair. I should have. That's my bad. I will immediately remove points from myself. Thank you. It doesn't make it better, though. you lose a lot of points when you host you usually do you guys don't take them from me so someone's gotta what do you want to know man what do you want to know lay it on me what's new in your lives small talk me how's it going what you got going on if i say movie stuff will it lose me points
no no i think bob and i
agreed it's only lenses so far that lose you points well i guess i could talk about lenses a little bit please make my day Oh, God. Don't do that. That was too easy. I felt that.
I
should
have
just answered that in the last one. One sentence follow-up. Please. I heard the doorbell ring. Please. That would make everything instantly scary. Should I talk about Legends of Shodown? Do you have new lens stuff to talk about? No, no, but I wasn't talking about using them when I was doing the pickup shots and having them, because I have a set now of the same lenses we used on set, and they're just fucking incredible. And I don't care if it loses me points, it's fine. There really is. All the talk I've been talking about how they just make the image, they just make it. There's something about it, and it's not something you can replicate in terms of... The light passes through them, refracts, image made. You get it.
You get it. Yeah, it's just like I really appreciated having them because also from a performance perspective, some of those lenses perform better than most modern lenses I've bought in terms of like their close focus and like their their aperture and just like, oh, it's just they're gorgeous. I can't deny. I was very happy to have them. And I know they were expensive and the way I got them took a lot of extra time because I got them, you know, I bought the actual lenses. I got them rehoused and then took like a whole year to get that back. But having them just
makes, oh man.
Isn't it nice when things are made for quality more than profit? I mean, no, they were the people that made them. They made them for profit. Trust me. Fuck. They made them for profit. Capitalism has a point now. Yes, capitalism has all the points. But yeah, using them just, oh man, it just made me really appreciate what they are and how they are. I had one of the lenses, really rare one actually. Oh, but this is a while back. They came into the mail and this guy, you know, it was, these are some of the rarest lenses. So they're like expensive. And he shipped it in a single layer of bubble wrap and some newspaper. Just the loosest wrapping you could have. When I got the box, I tipped it over and you could hear glass.
The whole thing shifted because the lens was just rolling around in there. There was no padding. All the newspaper got flat. The single wrap bubble wrap was done.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the Movie Villain Awards episode?
0:00–8:30
2
How do the hosts transition from casual banter to the first award category?
8:30–18:16
3
Which villains are nominated for the “Most Likely to Succeed” award and why?
18:16–27:43
4
What arguments are made for the best‑smile award between Pennywise and the Smile entity?
27:43–38:14
5
How do the participants decide the winner for the “Best Dressed” villain category?
38:14–49:02
6
Which characters compete for the “Most Moist” award and what makes them contenders?
49:02–55:33