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Good evening, gentle listener and watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Maze-like Mark leads a terrible trio into catastrophic conundrums. Bragging Bob builds for his boy, plays in pizza. Grease Gary gets zapped and squashed, but escapes via estuary. Birthday boy White Whiskered Wade fucks his former day family, survives sex, and is victorious over Venus.
From calamitous cams to malevolent meteors, yes, it's time for Nah, I'd Win, Part 3. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Okay.
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I got it. Were you making fun of me? No, I thought we were doing a bit to start the episode. I was trying to participate. No, no. I was yes ending. Oh, I see. All right. All right.
well i i have it hi welcome to distractible i have an idea for this episode and i was thinking very hard about it and it only came to me right after the last episode that we've recorded and then i was like oh that's good and then i was like oh i got it And then I was like, oh, there's something wrong with it. And then I had to go think about it.
And now I'm completely unsure if this idea is going to work at all. But hey, that's a problem for future me. In about 15 minutes, I'm either going to have something or not have something. But in that interim, might be the only valuable part of this episode. So we're going to make it a good one. What episode? This is the name of the episode. Hey, man, I am brimming with confidence.
And you know who else is brimming with confidence? These two gentlemen right here. Bob and Wade. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, what's up? How's it going? I'm already having a good time. I love this. This is a great episode, Mark. Thank you. I'm just so sorry that the viewers, the listeners have had to miss out on watching Mark's creative process.
This will be the first time we do a cold open for a distractible episode. Yeah, maybe. Four minutes of thinking. If you didn't know, this is how I come up with all the plot points to heist in space. It is just me going... Trying to work it through. Well, you start off by beating yourself repeatedly on the head, and then came the... It's all going very good over here at Distractible HQ.
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