Please Be Nice

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Unknown 0:00

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible! this episode. Banger Builder Bob gets cramped claws, explains eSports, and asks for assistance. Walker Wade Raid Pops learns the lexicon of his deep deck dalliance, then touts going rogue and Mr. Wayne. Matching Mark returns to FNAF, rubs his meat, then talks clicks and keybinds, analysis and needles. From gaming groans to doomsday. Ha ha! It's time for Please Be Nice. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Bob (LordMinion777) 0:49

hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast right that's right it's distractible i'm your host because i won the last one my name's bomb welcome this is my episode it's gonna be great practically guaranteed i only host bangers i'm pretty sure as i recall and i'm joined as always by the two competitors for today's episode mark sipping his fancy coffee mug and wade Something about a tapered coffee mug. It's just very elegant.

Mark Fischbach 1:19

And it's from the DMZ.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:21

I, too, have a beverage. It's mandarin orange. That is not what that looks like to me. Is that flavored water? Mandarin orange. Trust me, the GE is there. It is orange. Anyway, great. I have a drink, too. We're all doing it, guys. If you've never seen this show before... It's a show where the points are all made up and matter an incredible amount. There's also coin flips. It'll be funny unless it's not. It's everything. This show is all things to all people and also nothing to nobody. Before we get into the topic for today's episode, how you doing? You guys got any small talk?

Mark Fischbach 2:00

I have a small talk. I've been doing quite a bit of Five Nights at Freddy's. It is so weird to play it again, and it is so embarrassing how little strength I have anymore in my gamer hands. Dude, getting old tell. I've gotten better. Even over the past week, I've gotten stronger. But when I was first trying to do it, because doing the custom night 1020 modes in this, you have to have really fast, you know, controlled motion, which requires you to basically be tense, you know, with your grip and press buttons very quickly and responsibly. After even an hour of playing, trying to practice and doing the things, I was moving like an old man, just a pound of meat in a tube you know the tube of meat and i've learned that that's a great like roller for you know for forearms i put it on the countertop and i just imagine you like between nights you're like wiping the brow rubbing the meat

Mark Fischbach 3:02

So it's it's been really really telling but you know kind of fun and also I I have a little not much more but a little more respect for like streamers that play high competitive FPS is all day every day because it's like yeah, it's actually a Workout or is it really there was a time where I was playing for like an hour and a half straight and because I was so tense up in my arms and shoulders like I was I started sweating and And I was like, it's 70 degrees, I have an air conditioner in here. And just like, what the fuck? Holy, I've never had this ever in my life.

Wade (Wade Barnes / LordMinion777? — Wade) 3:35

Dude, you, I literally got the slap tear playing a healer in an MMO, Lost Ark. Like I, that's, it popped while I was playing as a healer. We were doing this raid on repeat. We couldn't beat it. So like two hours of running this raid, I'm trying to heal everybody and there's just this loud pop and I'm just excruciating pain and people are like, need a heal, need a heal. I was like, yeah, I'm trying. God, just a lot of pain, one second. I'm getting yelled at because I'm not healing as well, and that's when I got the slap tear. Yeah, gaming's no joke. When you're a teenager, early 20s, you got a mini fridge with, like, energy drinks. Our age, you got the freezer with the roll of meat next to your desk.

Mark Fischbach 4:08

I want to get, like, those... You can have, like, ice packs that you can wrap around, and I kind of will use them as wrist rests because they've got beads in them, so it's like they're kind of perfect beaded wrist rests.

Wade (Wade Barnes / LordMinion777? — Wade) 4:18

I've had to use one for my knee. You get one of those big ones. You put it in a pillowcase.