Shame, Shame, Shame
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode. Meets loving Mark, gives culinary tips, flips Chica, slams Sabrina, and identifies ignoble actions. Witcher Wade endlessly pokes them all, tosses leaky Bob, accuses God, then targets Travis and NMS. Blustering Bob smokes pork, loves hard carbon, bashes backpedaling, and slaps Samsungites. From directed jumping on podcasts. To Hermione's cocks. Yeah it's time for Shame! Shame Shame. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hi, welcome back to Distractable. Yes, I switched to my radio voice. No, I wasn't just talking like this a little bit ago. But are my friends gonna call me out on this? No, they are not, because they're my friends. And you're my friends for listening to this or watching it. Hi, I'm Markiplier, here to bring you another beautiful episode of Distractable, the only show that you'll ever need in your life and all the other ones that we're definitely. Above now in the rankings after my hit episode, drama alarm. Did you see the thumbnail for that one? Yes.
Call her bald made me laugh so hard. Oh yeah, there it is. I saw I had blonde hair and I was like, it's too I I can't look at this right now.
Oh yeah, what was it? Uh what was it, baby expert or dad expert?
Dad expert, yeah.
Yeah. I was actually surprised that the last uh episode Drama Alarm came across so well. You guys were very funny and I told you as much.
We definitely didn't go down three spots in the rankings since then. I that doesn't count because it hasn't the
The effect, the ripple of it. Oh, right, right. Those other podcasts are gonna get hear about it and then get angry, and then that's gonna feed back into us, you know. Any minute now, TMZ's gonna pick up the article, Mark and Dak Shepherd drama. You know, it's coming.
Archiplier and friends shit on other creators.
Such a meteoric rise up the podcast charts will never have been seen before.
D my strategy will play out and just and also today is another extension of that, but I'll get to it later. Oh good. Mark's ten part marketing beef strategy. No, no, no, no, no. You'll get it. But uh first we gotta oh, I gotta get out my
I just love the idea of slowly turning our podcast and careers into a nuclear explosion so we go out, we go out in style. We could do
that. What's up, drum alarm nation? Uh eight percent battery on my
remarkable. That's
probably enough.
Just don't write too much. Yeah, don't worry, I won't. Don't know where you guys are. I agree. Wade gets the agree point. Which is weird because I think the last time I scored I gave you an agree point and it subtracted a point. Let me check that.
I think you gave him an agree point for agreeing with me and somehow it became my point. Yeah.
Yeah, somehow. Uh also I wrote that on a piece of paper and not this thing, so I can't confirm that. But wait, you got an agree point. Um, so who wants to go first on their small talk?
I learned a new way to smoke meat this weekend. Anyone want to hear about it? But you roll it, then you light one in. No, I was gonna say bong. No, I always thought to s I ha so I'll all I have is a a charcoal grill, just a Weber kettle grill, basic one. But it's not b it's whatever. It's a grill. And I always thought to smoke stuff you had to like soak wood chips in water or put 'em in like a foil pouch or there's a
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening sponsorship and intro for the episode?
0:00–10:50
2
How do Mark and the hosts discuss cooking the perfect steak?
10:50–20:59
3
Why do the hosts shame Sabrina Carpenter and the missing music‑video cameo?
20:59–29:19
4
What criticism do they have about Samsung refrigerators and product design?
29:19–37:52
5
How do they call out reckless speeding and slow merge behavior?
37:52–49:43
6
Why is Emma Watson’s PhD and philosophy a point of shame?
49:43–56:39
7
How does the point‑scoring game and coin‑flip decide the loser speech?
56:39–58:52