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Distractible

The Best, The Worst

21 Mar 2025

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For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.129 - 29.074 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, well-received Wade loses pet access, burns the bangles, then asks for opinions. Multicultural Mark invokes pretty privilege with Prusa, slams the evil echoes of spelunking, and enjoys bambi blasting. Barely Bob clamps for carpentry, gives great tidings, explains organized sports, and heckles headgear.

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29.674 - 46.545 Narrator

From irritating lube to crap concepts. Yes! It's time for the best, the worst. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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48.683 - 71.211 Wade

Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I am today's hostest with the mostest, Wade. He's always been my co-hostest with the mostest, but slightly lessest. Most, mostussies is what it's, the plural. Hostussies with the mostussies. Okay. I think, yeah, I think he's right. Mark and Bob. Hi. Bobussie, Markussie. Uh-huh. How are your ussies today?

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71.691 - 74.732 Wade

Huh, why are you asking about our ussies? Because I'm perverted.

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75.452 - 101.545 Bob

That's messed up. Yeah, that's true. I actually have, I have a prop that applies directly to that for some reason. Uh, look what I found in my basement. Wow. It's literally, I, I think I know what it's from, but when I found it, I was like, what in the shit? Yeah. It's just a white tube that just says lube on it. It's from Quaker steak.

102.145 - 104.726 Wade

Oh, is it like a hot sauce in there? You put it on your food?

105.106 - 114.529 Bob

I wish. It does say, the back does have language on it that says, caution, may cause skin irritation. If it touches you, wash it. I don't think it's that kind of lube.

114.589 - 115.889 Wade

I think it's like the wrong kind of lube.

116.129 - 129.073 Bob

I think it's like lubricant for machinery. We have a new workout machine that we got in the basement. It's an elliptical, and I think this is like lube to put on the slidey parts.

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