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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, bureaucratic Bob sleuths a screen situation, then forces his friends to guess the worth of the worthless. Wanking Wade, louse penthouse, has power problems, but knows his toast. Marvelling Mark has heat-related performance issues, then snaps up a scrutum strap, scarlet snot, and a ridden rubber.
From porking pigs to Annie's huge helmet. It's time for The Cost is Correct. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible. And I promise this is the only time during this entire episode that we're going to mention hate orgasms. I am your host. My name is Bob and I'm joined as ever by my two competitors for today and pro maybe host of next time. One of them, I guess, is how that works. Wade and Mark are here.
i'm not saying the beginnings of these episodes have been off-putting but i feel slightly off-put it's a one and only time so everyone keep that in mind dear penthouse your penthouse forum i can't believe it happened to me i'm shocked people even understand that reference because i don't even know i it's not even like my generation that that's from no
that was like a joke my dad and like his age make gen x i guess is the generation that that is almost gen older gen x is penthouse even still around anymore i know a lot of magazines are basically on the way out so no idea i'm not gonna google that just like i'm not gonna google ashley madison because i don't want that on my search history who's looking at your search history the government Yes.
Penthouse magazine still exists and is available in both print and digital formats apparently. So it does still exist. I don't know if you guys remember back in the torrenting days, but I had a program called Kazaa. Oh, I've never heard of this. There's a radio station.
I think, I don't know that these dudes are still on it, but if you heard of Bob and Tom, you guys have probably heard of Bob and Tom, right? Yes. Okay. Well, on top of their Mr. Obvious skits, which I liked, there was a song called Dear Penthouse that was on Bob and Tom. And I listened to that in like the early 2000s.
And every time I hear you guys say Dear Penthouse, like during that episode, I just thought of that song the whole time. I know the whole song still after 25 years or whatever. I don't know anything about Penthouse magazine. I only knew about it because of that song. That's fair.
I think I only know about it from like weird 80s and 90s movie references where characters would make jokes about writing the Penthouse for him.
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