There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Buoyant Bob, as paternal about his progeny's flatulence, claims animals have no animus, then throws down the gauntlet. Wipable Wade boosts the bangles, slanders streetcars, proposes universe-sucking wood, and beefs on brand. Gerrymandering Mark respects divine indifference, rizzes on rustles, and gets irate over infinity.
From kidnapping quarterbacks to thirsty asses. It's time for The Distractible Paradox. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back for yet another episode of everyone's favorite podcast. That's right. Everyone's favorite podcast. This is distractible. I am your host, Bob, and I am joined today by my competitors, Mark and Wade. Don't say hi. I am the host because I won the last episode. Mark and Wade are competing to win this episode.
They win by making me write down points, and whoever gets the most points, or the least, we've never done that, but it could happen. Whoever gets the correct amount of points on my little thingy here, they're the winner. Or maybe not. Maybe I just say someone wins arbitrarily. Is this the golf episode? I'm not going to throw that out here. I'm doing high score this time.
I want the golf episode to be a surprise. May I have the correct amount of points? No, not yet. You might end up with the correct amount of points.
Is it like Price is Right where we got to get close enough without going over? I'll allow that. Does that require me to pick a number first? Probably. Well, I can pick. I think it just means I'm going to sabotage Wade by giving him all the points. This is quite a strategy. I'm going to try to stay at one the entire time. I like this. I like this. Okay. I accept.
Give him any points that I've earned so far.
last episode if i remember right for some reason only cost three points to win i wonder if bob will go higher or lower than three is three the fewest amount of points we've ever had actually win an episode that might be true i can't recall a two point or one point victory that might have happened someone might have had negative points we've had some pretty savage i don't know anyway look the rules are none of this shit matters the winner is the winner at the end because i say they're the winner but
there are rules and there is a constitution and we do get in a hot tub for some reason and there are boats and no one cares how are you guys doing today you got any small talk oh wade disappeared oh there he is i always have small talk of the fascinating variety constantly full of entertaining tidbits about how i am doing random bullshit i actually have nothing
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