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Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, mystifying Mark advises on OBS, then challenges the chaps to burgle a big booty. Belious Bob talks blue jackets and bangles, spies on birds, has bullshit braid, and bazookas. Worthy Wade swoons over a prince, demands camera camaraderie, then streaks and self-castrates. From Spy Hard to Buckets of Shit. Yes!
It's time for the even more perfecter crime. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted.
And enjoy the sh- And host us and ghost us and coast us and nail all of our dicks to the wall. I was stealing a Weird Al's Spy Hard intro but giving it to you since you had no musical interlude. Oh. Anyway, hi. Welcome back to Distractible. You heard half of that song because the recording aren't really started. It wasn't meant for anyone but you. You started it.
That's the new this is the new intro to the episodes the moment the recording starts put that in Welcome to distractible.
My name is Mark Blair. I'm joined with Bob and Wade here Wade the musical master Bob just a guy but a great guy and these two are gonna compete today You you've read the title of the episode and trust me. I've fixed it. I got it good this time I know exactly how to do this This is the 20 minutes that everyone wanted to see that got cut out? Yes. No. Yes. Maybe. All right.
But before we get into that, we want to get into you guys' lives, spend a little bit. So what's new with you?
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