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This episode of Distractible is brought to you by Doom The Dark Ages. Id Software presents Doom The Dark Ages, a dark fantasy sci-fi experience that brings epic combat and over-the-top visuals to the legendary Doom franchise. Dominate demon-infested battlefields with devastating weapons, soar on a mecha dragon, and witness the creation of a legend as the Slayer takes on hell itself.
Doom the Dark Ages launches May 15th on Xbox Series X and S, PlayStation 5 and PC. Pre-order now. Rated M for Mature.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Biscuity Bob gets his print on, Ghostful Squidward, and asks the studs to whet his appetite. Wallachian Wade goes to the movies, loses a weekend, has a car update, experiences bloodlust, and does draculises. Minecraft Mark fails an unboxing, trolls to buskets. and advertises ghostly gastronomy.
From imaginary assaults to sick deforestation. Yes! It's time for Three Word Sales Pitch. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to every parakeet's favorite podcast that their owner puts on when they leave the house.
Distract!
That's right, you're listening to Distractible. I'm your host, my name is Bob. I get to host because I won the last one. We have rules here. Well, that's kind of the one rule. If you win the episode, you host the next episode. And so on and so on in perpetuity until one of us dies or the universe comes to a complete heat death. We'll see which one comes first.
It's a real close race on that one.
Yeah, it's a tight one. It's hard to tell which is really going to happen. The models go both ways depending on, you know, slight tweaks to the parameters. Anyway, my competitors for today are Mark and Wade. Just like always, say hi. I'll prompt you this time. Say hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Good job.
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