Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | OUFC 2-0 WFC

12 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The remaining calls as we pick over the ashes of the game at the "Kassam". COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC

11 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Frankly a shameful performance against a side that sits in the relegation zone. Everyone knows their threat comes from set pieces and to add insult to...

The other side of the story....

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Carl responds to recent news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OXFORD UNITED V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the sea...

CHAMPIONS!! GWALIA UTD 1-3 WATFORD FC WOMEN

05 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one w...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - QPR 2-1 WFC

04 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak! COYH!! This...

OPPOSITION VIEW - WFC v CAFC

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin catch up with Louis from "Charlton Live" as we look forward to Nathan Jones's Addicks coming to Vicarage Road. We chat about a conso...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - QPR 2-1 WFC

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial fan reaction to a very flat performance from the Hornets at Loftus Road that was more convincingly than the score line suggests. COY...

QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete get to chat with former QPR & Northern Ireland star Ian Stewart about his time in the game, his journey to our hosts for our match on ...

MASSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP EASTER WEEKEND AT BOTH ENDS! | PROJECT 46

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Championship is back after the international break and Project 46 is here to break down a huge Easter weekend of football. Pete is as ever joined ...

QPR v WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with old friend of the show Richard Honey to discuss, amongst other things:- Fake Hearses, Scientific predictions, statistics and quizzes...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 5-0 EXETER CITY

29 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After this "there is one more final to go" - but this game could not be taken lightly as Exeter were stubborn and bar a fantastic Hillyerd save could ...

2026 FINANCIAL VIEW - WATFORD, FOOTBALL AND FINANCE

28 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With so many great reviews of this years accounts, Pete takes another alternative look at things. Where and when did the debt arrive, is the Premier L...

REASONS FOR THE LOW ATTENDANCES

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Following a tweeted (it is still tweeted? not sure) as to the reasons behind the low attendances, the gruesome threesome ponder some of the responses ...

HASHTAG UTD 1-6 WATFORD FC WOMEN

22 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Distractions away from the Watford game played no part as the Hornets stayed focused at Hashtag United and Poppy Wilson bagged a hattrick meaning that...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 0-0 LCFC

21 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After the highs of the Wrexham performance this came as a damp squib but the refereeing performance meant that in the end, perhaps a 0-0 wasn't as bad...

OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete chat with Jack from "The Final Whistle" and hear about a dreadful couple of seasons, why Jordan Ayew runs like a snail and Carl reveal...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the calls and 5 word and long form reviews and limericks finish us all off after a good result but we start wondering how many will be fit...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A performance and result as unexpected as it was warmly received. Whilst opinions on some individual vary the Watford callers are delighted but wary o...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - SCFC 3-1 WFC

15 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Herr the final calls on a frustrating Hornets trip to the Bet 365 stadium COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - SCFC 3-1 WFC

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

All the initial reaction following a disjointed Hornets display that, like Sheffield Wednesday, saw us miss early chance before conceding 3 goals of o...

Watford v Wrexham - Opposition View

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete chat with Rich from "Rob, Ryan, Red" about injuries, upward trajectories, the horrors seen in the National League, and whilst everyone...

Real Bedford 1-2 Watford FC Women

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This was won of those wins that you might just look back at, at the end of the season, and see as paramount! A strong, organised and determined opposi...

Opposition View - Stoke City

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Dan from Every Step Along The Way about Stoke injuries, oatcakes and World Cup winners!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and up...

Championship Relegation & Promotion Battles Heat Up!!! |Project 46 Episode 2

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Project 46 – your regular deep dive into the EFL Championship, where we break down the biggest stories, results and talking points a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - SWFC 1-1 WFC

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear from some of the Wednesday supporters, a great debut call from Archie and the limericks and long forms!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - SWFC 1-1 WFC

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial responses from a very disappointing night for Watford fans at Hillsborough as the performance is critiqued and people look past anoth...

BILLERICAY TOWN 0-14 WATFORD FC WOMEN

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With three team battling it out for top spot in the division a trip to bottom of the table Billericay Town represents a trip hazard but in the end thi...

Opposition View - Sheffield Wednesday

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin is on scouting and buffet consuming duty at Spurs so Carl & Pete chat with James from the "Wednesday til I die" podcast about all things Wednes...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BCFC 1-2 WFC

28 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the remaining calls, some reviews and limericks about a certain goal by a certain right back!!! Get in!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BCFC 1-2 WFC

28 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Its been a rollercoaster week - let alone season. Enduring the lows of Ipswich at home on Tuesday means we can enjoy the highs of Bristol on Friday fo...

PROJECT 46 - A CHAMPIONSHIP PODCAST (PILOT EPISODE)

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Here is the pilot of a collaboration with 3 other podcasters that we have got to know. A new idea: The championship is simply bonkers and we're here...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 IPSWICH TOWN

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Here we go through the final callers and the 5 word reviews etc... on a frustrating night for the Hornets. COYH!! This Podcast has been created an...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 IPSWICH TOWN

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ipswich Town, clearly a championship ready side with height, pace and power came to Vicarage Road but the Watford side that faced them was very differ...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BRISTOL CITY (AWAY)

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Carl, Justin and Pete chat with David from Forever Bristol City about clarinet songbooks, transfer windows, managers honeymoons expiring and the frust...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 3-0 CHELTENHAM TOWN

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A match disrupted by a medical emergency that saw both clubs medical teams respond to great affect, went the way of the Hornets who retained their con...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the final fan calls and the 5 word, long form and YouTube comments in part 2. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scra...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

21 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A clean sheet and two goals from two centre forwards. Its not perfect but its certainly an encouraging start under Ed Still. Three wingers withdrawing...

OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN (HOME)

21 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pete catches up with Benjamin Bloom on Ipswich Town, parachute clubs coming back down. The idiots discuss programmes both old, new and stuck under Xma...

OPPOSITION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (HOME)

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about a good season that has seen the Rams evolve under former Hornet skipper John Eustace. Despite iffy wifi we cover...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear part two of the post match phone in after a strange yet wonderful game at Deepdale. We have a a couple of debut callers including Vazha from Tbil...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

14 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A funny old game of two halves!! After an interesting week the Ed Still era at Watford looked like getting off to an inauspicious start as the first h...

STUFF & NONSENSE - PART TWO

14 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We go through some of the pre manager appointment questions and tackle subjects such as Watford FC if it were a recurring film rather than the same se...

STUFF & NONSENSE - PART ONE

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We get together for the first time in ages to chew over the issues of the day which include Ed Still, Hansa Rostock, Play Off amendment proposals and ...

OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Oli from the Butter Pie Podcast about all things Preston North End, Prediction Leagues and why Carls head resembles a potato! COYH!!This ...

POST MANAGER APPOINTMENT PHONE IN

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment a...

WATFORD WOMEN 4-3 OXFORD UNITED

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SOUTHAMPTON 1-0 WATFORD

07 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is fr...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer w...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your E...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previous...

POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART 2

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team...

POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART ONE

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and...

Radio Gibberish

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporter...

Gracia Gone Again!

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January eac...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 SWANSEA CITY

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the rest of the post match chat following the Swans triumph at the Vic! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Yo...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 SWANSEA CITY

31 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We hear the first reactions from a very odd feeling game, after weathering early pressure "Millwall style" Watford grew into the first half and then t...

OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY (HOME)

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're joined by Luke from SwansCast and discuss the Swans season, their new manager and their Championship top scorer, we delve into the murky world o...

WATFORD WOMEN 4-0 WIMBLEDON

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It had everything, Mark got there early, 2 penalties, George Michael impressions, 4 goals and 3 points - plus a new song for Anna Filbey. COYH!! Th...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD

24 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the fan reaction following a stalemate at Ewood Park. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Hu...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD

24 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another frustrating game - play really attacking front foot football utilising the wingers, putting in crosses and winning corners (rarely beating the...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO: WFC 1-1 PFC

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The rest of the calls and the reviews from a stormy night at the Vic in terms of the weather and a lack of cohesion on the pitch, but the introduction...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE: WFC 1-1 PFC

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the first part of the fan reaction after Watford rescue a point v Portsmouth but a second dysfunctional performance and no team changes sees a nu...

OPPOSITION VIEW PART 2 : BLACKBURN ROVERS AWAY

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We finish off where Part One left off but then talk about the actual game, the Blackburn managers of recent times and why Valerien is kind of hard to ...

Opposition View: Portsmouth (Home)

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with Freddie form the PO4Cast about Pompey's season so far, their injury issues and their activity in the market place already. We find ou...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL

17 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear all the rest of the post match chat and the comments and reviews COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL

17 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Part one of the initial fan reaction as Alex Neills Millwall put on a totally dominant performance at the Vic on another disappointing GT Day display....

Opposition View Part One - The Blackburn Boycott

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Slightly different, out of normal running order and in two parts (part two will come out after the Portsmouth game - in the usual place we release the...

OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME)

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! P...

Frozen - Slippery when convenient!

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial fan reaction after a pulsating win over the Blues where most peoples only complaint is that we didn't score more and Kaiden is on the...

OPPOSITION VIEW - HULL CITY (AWAY)

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete catch up with old friend of the pod Ant from To Hull and Back podcast about all things Tigers ahead of our trip to Humberside. We disc...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY (HOME)

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Sam Sheppey about the Blues dip since our last defeat to them at the start of December before segueing to expensive drinks, London Museum...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the final comments and reviews from fellow fans after what some will call a smash and grab but that others will consider the consummate away perf...

PART ONE POST MATCH PHONE IN - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial reaction to what looked like being a hard fought draw where we would all think "if you cant win then don't lose" and then we got a wi...

POST MATCH PHONE IN LCFC 1-2 WFC

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward ...

DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did bef...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new m...

Post Match Phone In - WFC 1-0 SCFC

20 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game...

OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (HOME)

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frow...

CHARLTON ATHLETIC 3-2 WATFORD FC WOMEN

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was be...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - AFCW 2-2 WFC

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off! ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - AFCW 2-2 WFC

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing ...

JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi's thoughts before the Wrexham trip covering Injuries, AFCON omissions, injury updates and thoughts on systems and fringe players with the transfe...

DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - Wrexham (Away)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decade...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sym...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised n...

ALEX LOWE SPECIAL

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We get to chat with Alex Lowe about life with Clinton Baptiste and Barry from Watford, exactly who Clinton will be performing with at the Watford Colo...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-3 LEWES

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A frustrating result is something that the girls will want to bounce back from at the Valley next week.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploa...

DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY (HOME)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Opposition View with a difference we hear from Matt of "Wednesday til I die" about the owner, the points deduction, the ripping of a club to pieces an...

DNSYE Post Match Phone In Part Two - WFC 3-2 NCFC

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is part two of the fan reaction plus all the comments, reviews and limericks!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scra...

DNSYE Post Match Phone In - WFC 3-2 NCFC

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here the initial fan reaction from the comeback against the canaries but a considered batch of responses acknowledge that this was a game that could h...

Javi Habla - Norwich City (Home)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi gives his thoughts before the visit of the Canaries. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and u...

OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY HOME + ROY MOORE/1881

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Samuel from the Pink 'un about all things Norwich ahead of our first game with the canaries in December (thanks to the fixtures computer ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BCFC 2-1 WFC

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear part 2 of the Post Match Phone with all the comments, 5 word reviews and limericks! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BCFC 2-1 WFC

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here the initial post match reaction after a game where our mistakes lead to the home side scoring with two great strikes! COYH!! This Podcast has ...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 4-0 SALTDEAN UTD

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Watford play the postponed game and then relocated FA Cup match at Uxbridge FC who were great hosts. The win sees Watford take on WSL2 High flyers Cha...