Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Episodes
Javi Habla - Birmingham City (Away)
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Javi gives his thoughts ahead of the Monday night trip to St Andrews. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and p...
OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY AWAY WITH TOMMY MOONEY
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of the podcast and all round hero Tommy Mooney joins to give us the low down on the Blues before we play them at St Andrews. We discuss the Blu...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 PNEFC
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
X spaces was not playing ball tonight and went very shonky (which we all agreed is a very good word that should be used more). Here is the edit taking...
OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NE (HOME)
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Pete are joined by Jack from The Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all thing PNE, including Heckingbottom, Jebbison and Pete comes up with a ne...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt2 - DCFC 2-3 WFC
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The second part of the fan post mortem of the comeback win at Derby County including 5 word and long form reviews and other nonsense!!! COYH!! This...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt1 - DCFC 2-3 WFC
22 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear some fan reaction following a tremendous come back from 2-0 down at Pride Park to win 3-2! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by perm...
JAVI HABLA - DERBY COUNTY AWAY
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prior to the trip to Pride Park Javi spoke about his thoughts on the international break return, an update on Giorgi tempering enthusiasm with a need ...
DNSYE - OPPOSTION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (AWAY)
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about Derby's season, their manager (who we like) and their goal scoring centre forward (who we don't really like). W...
WATFORD FC WOMEN 7-0 GWALIA UNITED
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Hornets took on Gwalia knowing that Bournemouth's postponement was an opportunity to go 3 points ahead but also to eat into the goal difference - ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 BCFC
08 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A game with great statistics in terms of shots on goal and yet a change of formation to 3 forwards seemed to lead us to a disconnected attacking perfo...
JAVI HABLA - Bristol City
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jabi's thoughts prior to the arrival of the Robins for Friday nights game! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your E...
OPPOSITION VIEW - BRISTOL CITY (HOME)
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with old friend of the pod David from Forever Bristol City and we do cover some football and their season and their newish manager and then we...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - IPSWICH TOWN 1-1 WATFORD
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A ding-dong championship game the way it used t be with both teams playing two up front - here is the initial fan reaction and most are quite pleased ...
OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN AWAY
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The three chat through all things "Tractor Boys" with Championship Oracle of knowledge, Ipswich fan and all round good egg - Benjamin Bloom. After a r...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 MIDDLESBORO
01 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the fan chat that followed the most impressive home performance for quite some time. As clinical in front of goal as Coventry had been against us...
JAVI HABLA - MIDDLESBORO (HOME)
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Javi discusses a number topics prior to the return of Rob Edwards with his Middlesboro side. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do ...
WATFORD WOMEN 1-1 REAL BEDFORD
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford p...
OPPOSITION VIEW - MIDDLESBORO (HOME)
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Carlos discuss the Coventry game and then turn their attention to second placed Boro. We hear from Jonny about Boro's slightly more direct st...
KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART TWO
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 We hear about the rest of Kev's time at the Vic and his subsequent moves where playing was always important to him. We here about the moments ...
KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART ONE
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads get to chat with star goalkeeper of the mid 90's Kevin Miller about his career and his three seasons at Watford that saw him win 2 player of ...
ACTONIANS 0-5 WATFORD FC WOMEN
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FA Cup 1st round meant a trip to a non league ground a difficult pitch and an opposition determined to do themselves justice. Add int he rain and wind...
DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - CCFC 3-1 WFC
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Second part of the post match chat where we cover amongst other things the selection dilemma when we have lots of options at centre back, we talk goal...
DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - CCFC 3-1 WFC
25 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We played great other than we couldn't defend or shoot - which is kind of important!! Here is part one of the post match chat COYH!! This Podcast h...
DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY AWAY
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We get to chat with Rob and Kelly - Coventry City fans and part of the Surprise Shirt family!!! We discuss Frank Lampard's Coventry City as well as th...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROM
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well if Javi's first match in charge was a damp squib - this was a damp night but not a disappointing night. A dodgy first 25 ish minutes was responde...
JAVI HABLA! WEST BROM (HOME)
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Javi chats to the media prior to his first and returning home game at Vicarage Road against West Bromwich Albion and covers many subjects... COYH!! ...
DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The threesome chat with Kev from "Where's Kev" and hear about a club who are happy with their manager, realise they are going through a transitional s...
WATFORD WOMEN 0-3 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE (LEAGUE CUP)
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Watford exited the cup at the hands of an excellent Plymouth side. Whilst the 19 game unbeaten run came to an end on a horrible afternoon weatherwise ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - SUFC 1-0 WFC
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the Phone In after a very disappointing performance at Brammall Lane includes 5 word and long form reviews Learn more about your ad choice...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - SUFC 1-0 WFC
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The starting 11 selection and the subsequent performance and result marred the return of Javi. Hear peoples thoughts on the subject of selection and i...
JAVI HABLA! SUFC v WFC
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Javi talks to the media about returning home to Vicarage Road and thanks to a gift from Geoff Doyle of 3CR we discover his thoughts on sangria!! COYH...
Opposition View - Sheffield United
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Justin ruminate over Emmanuel Dennis and then chat with Chad from Red Half of Sheffield about whats gone wrong with their season. Then Pete p...
More opinionated manager nonsense but this time on the radio
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carl chats to TalkSPORT and Pete and Justin get to chat with fellow sufferer Andy Collins at 3 Counties Radio about the latest management merry-go-rou...
PAULO OUT/JAVI IN PART TWO
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of fan reaction after another one bite the dust but a familiar face returns. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scr...
PAULO OUT/JAVI IN PART ONE
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete spins up the spaces to get the fan feedback following Paulo Pezzolanos dismissal and the appointment of a certain Javi Gracia!! COYH!! This Podca...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 2-1 OUFC
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is the post match chat after the 2-1 win over Oxford but as we head into the international break rumours start emerging that despite the 7 points...
OPPOSITION VIEW - OXFORD UNITED
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete catches up with Fraser but keeps getting his name wrong and discuss Oxford season so far and an exciting few signings, Justin and Pete mull over ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH (AWAY)
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction after a event packed game at Fratton Park!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PORTSMOUTH (AWAY)
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This one has many voiced opinions after the seemingly inexplicable Irankunda substitution on 33 minutes (later explained as lower energy and feared he...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we chat with Freddie from PO4cast about an injury crisis , predictions and journeymen footballers that have played for both clubs! COYH!! This Po...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW PART ONE - VIDEOS NASTIES
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE of the Opposition View saw us discuss the video release of the dressing room scenes on the back of some already negative feeling towards Paul...
QPR 0 - 6 WATFORD FC WOMEN
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The final game in our cup group stage sees the Hornets take top spot but run into an old friend now at QPR. Next up is Exeter away as attention return...
DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - HULL CITY
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the Post Match Phone In after the late rally that got us a win against a seemingly rampant Hull City. All the 5 word, longform and verbal ...
DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN WATFORD 2 - 1 HULL CITY
27 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is part one of a slightly post match phone in where we find it hard to believe we won the match - but we did! Should we focus on the result or th...
DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW with HULL CITY
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gruesome threesome catch with old friend of the podcast Ant from "To Hull and back!" podcast and discuss Hull, new managers and centre forwards, T...
Post Match Phone In Part Two - Millwall 1-0 Watford
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction following a more than disappointing night at the Den. Thanks as always to everyone who contributes and listens COYH!! Th...
Post Match Phone In Part One - Millwall 1-0 Watford
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a dreadfully disappointing performance hear the fan reaction - most is understandably negative but Tommy champions patience and asks if the Pozz...
WATFORD FC WOMEN 5-0 BILLERICAY TOWN
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A victory over bottom of the table Billericay Town came at a high price as three players left the field due to injuries, however the star of the show ...
OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (AWAY)
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Chris from Chat with Chaps (who is walking for a very good cause on Saturday night) about the Lions before affairs descend into new g...
PART TWO POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-1 BLACKBURN
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the post match supporter reaction after the more than disappointing display in lovely blue shirts from the team!! Five word and long form ...
PART ONE POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-1 BLACKBURN
13 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A historic day in many ways as the "Elton John Shirt" goes down well but the team go down without a fight really. Hear the fan reaction on what should...
The Opposition View - Blackburn Rovers
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the new blue shirt, we talk about Ismael and Dennis and all things Blackburn, we play Untenable and pretend that anyone cares about the ...
WATFORD WOMEN 9-0 CHESHAM UNITED WOMEN
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The golden girls saw 10 changes to the last league game but absolutely no drop in quality as a fine performance was rewarded with goals galore against...
WIMBLEDON WOMEN 1-2 WATFORD WOMEN
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The last 20 minutes of this game was as pulsating as you could hope for - it had everything despair, triumph, despair again, a villain in black and fi...
THE POST MATCH PHONE IN - Southampton (Home)
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the immediate responses following a thrilling game against the Saints at Vicarage Road and with one eye on the close of the transfer window next ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Southampton (Home)
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Martin from @footballmartin about all things Saints!! Last year in the Prem, not many incoming transfers (although news comes in whilst w...
WATFORD WOMEN 2-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Watford got their league campaign started last week with a goalless draw at Lewes but in the week in the cup defeated Charlton 7-0. At home to a Plymo...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWANSEA CITY 1-1 WATFORD
23 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The instant fan reaction from a game of two halves lit up by Nestory Irankunda's sublime free kick but at the end we eel fortunate to possibly leave t...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Away)
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Justin catch up with Luke from Swans Cast about celebrity owners and why this is different from Wrexham, we hear about some of the bright tal...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 QPR
16 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A first half performance that was as good as last Tuesdays was bad. Kjerrumgaard got a brace, Irankunda ran amok and Watford dominated the the first h...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home)
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete tries to hold the fort whilst Justin works with a slowly disintegrating lap top!!!! Carlos asks questions outside the ground and includes a spell...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - CHARLTON ATHLETIC 1 - 0 WATFORD
09 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is the fan reaction after the last minute defeat at the Valley. There were some teething issues as we broadcast out to YouTube for the first time...
In conversation with Scott Tingley
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Pete have a chat with head groundsman Scott Tingley whilst looking over the splendid playing surface at Vicarage Road. We find out about hi...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Charlton Athletic (Away)
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Justin are joined by Louis from Charlton Live to relive the memories of good addicks days and some bad. Which player is the equivalent who si...
Not an emergency podcast
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gruesome threesome come together with inadvertent good timing and discuss new players and how Derek Payne might pronounce them, friendlies, speedo...
Pre-Season trip to Baah-ramwood!
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin heads to Borehamwood for the first pre-season friendly of the 2025-26 season. Whilst there he talks to some supporters about the new kit and ho...
Kit launch left feeling blue
05 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl & Pete start the season off with the exciting launch of the kit that has been oddly received, primarily because of the colour of the spon...
YET MORE INANE DRIVEL!!
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
`The gruesome threesome come together to discuss the first bit of the transfer window and what might come next before moving onto more questions some ...
End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part Three
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In part three we go on a ramble through questions submitted on X/Twitter and for once none were about food (other than porridge!) COYH!! This Podcast ...
End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part Two
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of our end of season post mortem sees us reflect on our departed manager, our newly appointed head coach and go through our customary "Keep o...
End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part One
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time in a long time the gruesome threesome come together to wind up the 24/25 season and stuff that has gone on since the season ended. ...
Pezzolano Appointed - fan reaction
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The appointment of our first Uruguayan since Miguel Britos and all his knee attacking antics!! Lets hope this one is as much fun, but marginally less ...
Tom Cleverley - Gone, not forgotten
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another one bites the dust, but this time it isn't just "another one". Tom was classy as a player and as a guy, so much so that he was elevated possib...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two: All the rest of the fan discussion as Watford's season draws to a close. Technically an improvement in points tally but surely the real achi...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-1 draw in our final game of the season but much of the chat focuses on events elsewhere with our rivals rec...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Approaching the final match of the season Clevs looks ahead to the closed season and reflects on this season as to what was missing and what he feels ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield Wednesday (Home)
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by Dan from That Wednesday Week to discuss owners, that game where Bayo turned up, Nathaniel Chalobah, pubs in Chiswick, pubs in Sheffie...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BLACKBURN ROVERS 2-1 WATFORD
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear all the fan reaction after the disappointing turnaround at Ewood Park. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your E...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Blackburn Rovers (Away)
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the last away game we speak to friend of the pod, Ian from 4000 Holes podcast and discuss two former Watford connections in the manager seat this s...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BLACKBURN
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts before the trip to Ewood Park after a tricky Easter. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Ey...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH 1-0 WATFORD
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction and we hear about fans reaction to the day but also to the form guide and the resistance to placing young players into wh...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - PORTSMOUTH 1-0 WATFORD
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following a disappointing result and performance plus the third red card of the Bank Holiday weekend. Eyes look to both t...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the fan reaction after a great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms of the performance but equally ques...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home)
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of the Burnley game the lads chat with Freddie from the PO4Cast where discuss all things Pompey, Baah's "Fortnite" dance and the war of words be...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Burnley (Home)
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads catch up with friend of the podcast Joe from Turfcast and discuss a superb Clarets season, The New Waggoners pub "Trio of Sausage" and we hea...
Watford Women 4-0 Gwalia United
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The hornets needed a win to ensure that the final game away at Exeter would determine who finished 3rd in the table. As it transpired Watford currentl...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WBA 2-1 WATFORD
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here are the highlights of the post match chat following a 2-1 defeat at the Hawthorns against a team playing 4-4-2 who played with pace on the break ...
Under 18's & Under 21's both play within 24 hours of each other
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having attended the Man City FA Youth Cup Semi-final with 4,000 plus other Watford fans, Pete was able to see the other development side and gives his...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BAGGIES AWAY
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts prior to the trip to the Hawthorns plus ahead of the FA Youth Cup semi-final on Thursday evening. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been...
"BELT UP WITH BARRY" FROM WATFORD
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Barry from Watford tells us about his new podcast out this Friday where in episode 1 he will chat with Watford legend Troy Deeney! Not to be confused ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 HULL CITY
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a 1-0 win in front of too many empty seats, here is the fan reaction, the manager reaction and some news relating to Baah and Chakvetadze injuri...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM (AWAY)
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with "Where's Kev" and talk all things Baggies, Mowbray, 4-4-2, lots of centre forwards and slipping just out of the play offs. The predic...
WATFORD WOMEN 1-0 IPSWICH TOWN WOMEN
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete competes with a very noisy Watford supporting rabble as the Golden Girls took on the league leaders Ipswich Town. A really battling performance s...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Home)
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ant joins us from the to Hull and Back podcast to discuss all things Hull including City of Culture, shrimp related doping bans, "speering the gooch" ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BRISTOL CITY 2 -1 WATFORD
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after a 2-1 defeat at Ashton Gate a rather limp performance after an initial exciting first 15 minutes that evaporated after Kwad...
AT OUR PLACE - COACHING
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin along with many others attended the "At Our Place" on Wednesday this week and took lots of notes - he couldn't read any of them after but here ...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BRISTOL CITY AWAY
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Clevs talks through the nice weather modern striker difficulties and what Chakvetadvze needs to work on to improve his end product COYH!!!! This Podc...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Away)
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our good friend David joins us from the Forever Bristol City podcast to talk all things Robins! The prediction league takes a strange turn (yet again)...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A quick Post Match Phone In where Pete gets carried away cos he's still in the ground - no one else got carried away because Watford didn't really tur...