Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Episodes
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC looks forward to the end of season run in with the season still very much alive and gives his thoughts on players returning from both injury and th...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Home)
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron from Argyle Life/Green & White podcast joins us to discuss the Pilgrims season, those goals from that player at Home Park plus Aaron turns out t...
OXFORD UNITED WOMEN 0-0 WATFORD WOMEN
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Oxford and Watford chasing the top 3 and with Watford with games in hand both teams went toe to toe - Pete wobbles away to himself on a game that...
WATFORD WOMEN 5-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE WOMEN
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A record crowd for a Watford women's game enjoyed a sunny afternoon and were treated to five goals. Pete mumbles his way through the game and only occ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT2 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction after the defeat at the Kassam and includes the 5 word and long form reviews plus even more poetry than you'd expect!! C...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT1 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-0 defeat at the Kassam stadium to Oxford United who had not managed a win in 9 games. The distribution of r...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE OXFORD UNITED AWAY
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts ahead of the trips to Oxford including Bayo's emotional day, injury and illness updates and memories of a discussion with opposi...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 SWANSEA CITY
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the fan reaction after a very cold 1-0 win over Swansea, starting with no forwards but settled by a fine Sissoko strike, but another second half ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Away)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Fraser from the Fence End podcast about manager changes, potential ground changes and a customer unfriendly bakery. The prediction league...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SWANSEA CITY
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about the injury suffered by Doumbia in the Millwall game, reaction to Jeremy Ngakia's international call up and looks forward to facing the ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Home)
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke from Swanscast joins us to talk about managers who have their heads turned and a manager bounce ahead of the match at Vicarage Road. John get Joh...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 MILLWALL
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The fan reaction following a game of two halves and a Jekyll and Hyde performance from Watford either side of half time. COYH!!!! This Podcast has be...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE MILLWALL
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of Millwall and the start of another three game week, TC gives his thoughts on recovering players, the importance of support as seen at the Luto...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Millwall (Home)
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carlos is feeling unwell, so Pete and Justin talk to Jesper from Copenhagen about Millwall, Championship manager, Danish football and a bit about Mile...
MK DONS 0-7 WATFORD WOMEN
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This twice postponed and re-timed game finally took place in Oxford!!! A comfortable run out for the Hornets and a double hat trick (Perry and Haines)...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - STOKE CITY 0-0 WATFORD
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Probably not a game to linger in the memory for long this one but a third clean sheet and performances from Abankwah, Pollock and Selvik to again prom...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE STOKE
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his reflections on a tremendous week not only for the derby win but the FA Youth Cup Quarter Final victory. Having come through a tricky run ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Stoke City (Away)
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carl is chipper as no longer hungover, Pete tries an array of impressions that don't really work and Justin is both grumpy (which is bad) and cheerful...
DNSYE - DERBY DAY DOUBLE TAKE
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Peter and Justin are joined by a very hungover Carl, to try to recall the various fun had with BBC 3 Counties Radio in the build up and aftermath of t...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO WFC 2-0 LTFC All the rest of the calls plus the 5 word and long form reviews and more and more people getting in on the poetry act!!!! Very p...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE Hear the first reactions following the 2-0 home victory over our visitors and rivals Luton Town. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and u...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE LUTON TOWN
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives us his thoughts ahead oft he M1 derby including lessons learned from reverse fixture, carrying on good performances and a good result against...
DNSYE - BBC 3 COUNTIES RADIO SPECIAL
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As another local derby comes into view we again chat with Watford fan Andy Collins and his 3CR, Luton supporting colleague Justin Dealey. We discuss t...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Luton Town (Home)
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Ollie from OK Football and look forward to the derby, however as we record and release this the Hatters have a game that is, in their min...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - MIDDLESBRO 0-1 WATFORD
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reactions and the 5 word, long forms and limericks - its a rather happy lot this evening and we look forward to the M1 Derby (or w...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - MIDDLESBRO 0-1 WATFORD
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part on of the fan reaction after a hard fought 1-0 win away at the Riverside. Not a spectacle that will live long in the mirror but a performance of ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Middlesboro (Away)
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In an eye opening episode we find out what Pete gets up to between spreadsheets, Justin enthuses about Durham, Voices of the Vic slowly invade the Pre...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BORO AWAY
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about the subs vs Leeds, the players available and the desire to control control and possession into penetration, chances and wins. COYH!!!!...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 0-4 LEEDS UTD
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two sees the final fan thoughts and the five word and long form reviews following a cold night at the VIc on the wrong end of a 4-0 scoreline to ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 0-4 LEEDS UTD
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of the fan reaction following the 4-0 home defeat to a rampant Leeds United. While the visitors were clearly the superior side a self inflict...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Leeds United (Home)
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is the audio of the video Opposition View with no opposition and very little view, however we do make up for that with a very nice line in cockin...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - SUNDERLAND 2 - 2 WATFORD
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the Post Match Phone In following a cracking performance beyond anything most Watford fans could hope for - but as we know, it is the hope...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - SUNDERLAND 2 - 2 WATFORD
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE At the end of a difficult week and the end of the January transfer window, we got a performance and an "oh so near" result! Ending 2-2 which ...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SUNDERLAND
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tom reflects further on the transfer window, Sunderland under Le Bris and a difficult seven days including two trips to the North East. COYH!!! This ...
In discussion with...... Tom Cleverley & Scott Duxbury
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have a habit of chancing our arm and so in the aftermath of the transfer window and after a few difficult weeks of rumours and results we found our...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sunderland (Away)
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prior to the disappointing end of the transfer window we sat down with the 4th unofficial member of DNSYE Ant from Sunderland and talked about award c...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-1 NORWICH CITY
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO The final part of the phone in and all the 5 word, long form reviews and general chat after the 1-0 home defeat to the Canaries. COYH!!! This...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-1 NORWICH CITY
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE All the fan reaction post match after a 1-0 defeat to the Canaries. After Bayo's sending off the team worked hard and played well but events...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE NORWICH
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts as the end of the transfer window threatens to bring a flurry of arrivals and departures. The farewell for King Ken Sema will at...
Twitter Spaces - Shine a light and other nonsense
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete along with Justin tries to explain the idea behind the request that on 72 minutes we shine mobile phone torches at the directors box - to remind ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Norwich City (Home)
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Adam from the Pink'Un who has tolerated us before yet come back for more! We hear about Norwich's similar season to us, we hope Kenny McL...
#SHINEALIGHT
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a couple of very strange weeks where many supporters have banded together together and sent emails to the club expressing their support for the ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - COVENTRY 2 - 1 WATFORD
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The second part of the post match phone in was interrupted by Twitter having technical issues. Because Pete records the Phone In through the sound des...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE- COVENTRY 2 - 1 WATFORD
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the Fan reaction after an emotional 2-1 defeat at Coventry but other things are on the fans minds following an unprecedented week culminat...
CLEV'S ON THE BRINK PHONE IN
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The club have announced that Tom Cleverley will be in charge of the team for the visit to Coventry City. We suspect he will do this because despite ho...
The day after - BBC 3CR interview with Andy Collins
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The ongoing drama of Pozzo's head coach merry-go-round is discussed with Andy Collins on BBC Three Counties Radio COYH!!! This Podcast has been creat...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE COVENTRY
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As rumours circulate that a new Head Coach is coming into replace Tom, he as ever retains his dignity and gives his thoughts ahead of what may be his ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Coventry City (Away)
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
More utter gumph from the experiment to find out what happens when idiots are given microphones and recording equipment! This time our frantic detour ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-2 PRESTON NORTH END
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction for a cold and disappointing night where despite twice the amount of possession and passes we created half the number of ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-2 PRESTON NORTH END
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction to the disappointing defeat to Preston North End at home. Lots to discuss about squad depth, quality and size and as to h...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW LIVE - Preston North End (Home)
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We try and do something "Live" and mess about a bit - all down to us being disorganised!! Preston's set up and Carls Fact and Fiction - book end the o...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PNE
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about player updates and lessons from Pride Park but also from Deepdale earlier in the season. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uplo...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART 2 - DERBY COUNTY 0 - 2 WATFORD
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction after the away win at Pride Park and the solidarity shown between the exemplary away fans, team, staff and manager. Unedi...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART 1 - DERBY COUNTY 0 - 2 WATFORD
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One - raw and unedited fan reaction Post Match Phone In after the polar opposite performance to the Cardiff game - 2-0 and front footed from the ...
Pete's Amazing Technicolour Accounts Report Review
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete goes through the accounts with Justin but not only looks back but also forward in terms of what next year looks like with the trends we are seein...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE DERBY
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks through his thoughts following the draw at Cardiff and talks about new loanee James Abankwah and the challenge of managing a club on an ever ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT 2 - CARDIFF CITY 1-1 WATFORD
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO of the Cardiff fan phone in including the 5 word and long form reviews and limerick!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT 1 - CARDIFF CITY 1-1 WATFORD
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE of the fan reaction following the late equalizer away at Cardiff after a mainly dull game. The Hornets went up a gear when finally conceding ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Derby County (Away)
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about all things Derby and find out about injuries meaning small midfielder, a manager that splits opinion but wears a...
WHY SUPPORTING THE MANAGER ISN'T A REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT?
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After the reaction to the X/Twitter Spaces asking for supporters to email the club to show their support of the manager, Justin, Carl & Pete discuss w...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE CARDIFF CITY (AWAY)
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about his thoughts following an FA Cup weekend of fixtures about the competition in general and the Fulham game in particular, the importance...
SUPPORT TOM
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We decided to run a sort of emergency spaces (which we don't tend to do unless something has happened, however having had a number of sources triangul...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - FULHAM 4-1 WATFORD FAC R3
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The aftermath of the FA Cup Exit at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham sees an acknowledgement of the gap in class between the two leagues and the size...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS AHEAD OF FULHAM IN THE CUP
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC looks at the timing of the break in league action, looks ahead to Fulham, gives an update on Dan Bachmann, recalls working under Marco Silva and lo...
No Agenda Podcast - with added drivel!!
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast with no set agenda: Before Carl flied off to Poland the boys discuss various nonsense things and try to respond t questions some which even ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2- WATFORD 1-2 SHEFFIELD UNITED
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the fan reaction, concern about Dan Bachmanns injury plus reviews, comments and limericks!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploa...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 SHEFFIELD UNITED
04 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following our third successive defeat but a performance and a day that made fans remember the past and have pride in it a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SHEFFIELD UNITED
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts ahead of a day when GT will be at the forefront of everyone's mind, but also looks at recent results and what elements have lead...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield United (Home)
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Chad from the US and the Red Half of Sheffield about which of us should feel the most sorry for ourselves. Chad does an impression of...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - QPR 3 - 1 WATFORD
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the fan reaction plus the half way point in the season sees Pete discuss the 1 in 10 survey on the members of the Watford squad and then 5...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - QPR 3 - 1 WATFORD
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the post match fan reaction following the disappointing 3-1 defeat at Loftus Road COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by D...
Talking Cleverley - pre QPR Away
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about 2024 and what ambitions and resolutions he might consider for 2025 starting at Loftus Road on New Years Day. COYH!!! This Podcast has b...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WATFORD 1-2 CARDIFF CITY
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the rest of the post match phone in following the 2-1 home defeat by the Bluebirds plus the 5 word & long form reviews and comments plus some word...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 CARDIFF CITY
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Following the end of a 17 match unbeaten home run we hear the fans reaction to the 2-1 home defeat by Cardiff City. Kaan starts us off wanting a centr...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Queens Park Rangers (Away)
29 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Richard Honey joins us again and kidnaps the podcast with a level of preparation that this podcast has never suffered from in the past, we squabble ab...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Home)
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Ben from "View from the Ninian" an talk about the game that didn't happen and the storm that did. We discuss their manager who wasn't...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 PORTSMOUTH
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Raw and barely edited: All the fan reaction following the Rocco Vata last minute winner, we also look at the second yellow card awarded to Kwadwo Baah...
DNSYE Christmassy Special Type Thing
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Three unwise men follow a star at Christmas time and play Top Trumps whilst making up the rules as they go...they are old enough to know better of cou...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BURNLEY 2-1 WATFORD
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A disappointing performance with Imran Louza out with illness sees Watford go down 2-1 at Turf Moor but the score line masks a performance that TC has...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home)
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We speak with Freddie from the PO Forecast about a triumphant last season and making the adjustment to the championship, the prediction league sees th...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BURNLEY
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom provides updates on injuries and illness recoveries in the camp and talks about why he is choosing Centre Backs as we switched from 3 to 4 at the ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW -Burnley (Away)
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Joe from Turfcast about all things Claret and Blue including Scott Parkers knitwear, however did Kompany get the Bayern gig, being spoilt b...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROMWICH ALBION
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction following the front footed win against the Baggies at Vicarage Road. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE WBA
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC takes questions about the Hull game and stats to look forward to the home match against the Baggies. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and upl...
Slavs comments, Justin's show & X/Twitter Question Smorgasbord!
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We hear Slaven Bilic talk about his first impressions of Watford and discuss if its a fair observation, Justin gives us some news of a show he is help...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - HULL CITY 1 - 1 WATFORD
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction following a disappointing performance at the MKM against the bottom side in the Championship but a late Rocco Vata strike saw us ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Home)
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are joined by Kev (of "Where's Kev") to discuss why the baggies keep drawing, and would Kev sack the manager if he could replace him with one...
THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 3 ish
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl & Pete mull over the last four games and one postponement in what was really nothing like a week but what the heck!! Three clean sheets a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE HULL CITY
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his reactions from turning bus on route to Cardiff, injury updates and his thoughts as we head towards the festive period starting with Hull ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Away)
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin & Pete chat with Ant from "To Hull and Back" podcast abut all things Hull City as we venture to another club about to appoint a new manager, so...
Talking Cleverley - pre Cardiff City Away
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Cleverley gives his thoughts ahead of the Hornets trip to the Cardiff City stadium and gives his thoughts on injuries, those returning and the sig...
The Matchday Microphone Pilot Episode
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In our ongoing quest to bring new voices to the podcast of fans, we entrusted Carl with one of our microphones before, during and after the QPR game a...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Away)
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys chat with Ben of "View from the Ninian" to discuss Cardiff and everything ahead of our trip to the Principality (not the Principality stadium...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 QPR
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after a 0-0 draw with QPR, that saw us disappointed and yet happy to have picked up a point after very disappointing first half a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE QPR
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts before the visit of QPR on Saturday COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BRISTOL CITY
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after the 5th consecutive home win that have all been won by a single goal margin. Not a game to live long in the memory none the...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home)
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by long suffering QPR fan Richard Honey and talk all things Rangers and their, so far depressing season, which we all know is a precurso...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the post match phone in following the Plymouth draw plus some discussion on the "At Our Place" event and all your comments, reviews and li...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction after the last minute "worldie" equalizer from a former Hornet!!! Gutted of course but many are trying to cheer Pete up p...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Home)
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Dave from "Forever Bristol City" who has to act as judge due to fixture result duplication and then Carl reveals a new segment involv...