Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Episodes
DNSYE Christmassy Special Type Thing
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Three unwise men follow a star at Christmas time and play Top Trumps whilst making up the rules as they go...they are old enough to know better of cou...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BURNLEY 2-1 WATFORD
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A disappointing performance with Imran Louza out with illness sees Watford go down 2-1 at Turf Moor but the score line masks a performance that TC has...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home)
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We speak with Freddie from the PO Forecast about a triumphant last season and making the adjustment to the championship, the prediction league sees th...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BURNLEY
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom provides updates on injuries and illness recoveries in the camp and talks about why he is choosing Centre Backs as we switched from 3 to 4 at the ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW -Burnley (Away)
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Joe from Turfcast about all things Claret and Blue including Scott Parkers knitwear, however did Kompany get the Bayern gig, being spoilt b...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROMWICH ALBION
15 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction following the front footed win against the Baggies at Vicarage Road. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE WBA
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC takes questions about the Hull game and stats to look forward to the home match against the Baggies. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and upl...
Slavs comments, Justin's show & X/Twitter Question Smorgasbord!
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We hear Slaven Bilic talk about his first impressions of Watford and discuss if its a fair observation, Justin gives us some news of a show he is help...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - HULL CITY 1 - 1 WATFORD
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction following a disappointing performance at the MKM against the bottom side in the Championship but a late Rocco Vata strike saw us ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Home)
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are joined by Kev (of "Where's Kev") to discuss why the baggies keep drawing, and would Kev sack the manager if he could replace him with one...
THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 3 ish
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl & Pete mull over the last four games and one postponement in what was really nothing like a week but what the heck!! Three clean sheets a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE HULL CITY
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his reactions from turning bus on route to Cardiff, injury updates and his thoughts as we head towards the festive period starting with Hull ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Away)
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin & Pete chat with Ant from "To Hull and Back" podcast abut all things Hull City as we venture to another club about to appoint a new manager, so...
Talking Cleverley - pre Cardiff City Away
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Cleverley gives his thoughts ahead of the Hornets trip to the Cardiff City stadium and gives his thoughts on injuries, those returning and the sig...
The Matchday Microphone Pilot Episode
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In our ongoing quest to bring new voices to the podcast of fans, we entrusted Carl with one of our microphones before, during and after the QPR game a...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Away)
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys chat with Ben of "View from the Ninian" to discuss Cardiff and everything ahead of our trip to the Principality (not the Principality stadium...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 QPR
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after a 0-0 draw with QPR, that saw us disappointed and yet happy to have picked up a point after very disappointing first half a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE QPR
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts before the visit of QPR on Saturday COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BRISTOL CITY
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after the 5th consecutive home win that have all been won by a single goal margin. Not a game to live long in the memory none the...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home)
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by long suffering QPR fan Richard Honey and talk all things Rangers and their, so far depressing season, which we all know is a precurso...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the post match phone in following the Plymouth draw plus some discussion on the "At Our Place" event and all your comments, reviews and li...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction after the last minute "worldie" equalizer from a former Hornet!!! Gutted of course but many are trying to cheer Pete up p...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Home)
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Dave from "Forever Bristol City" who has to act as judge due to fixture result duplication and then Carl reveals a new segment involv...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH AWAY
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC talks about returning from the international break and players returning, injury updates and the long jaunt to Plymouth COYH!!! This Podcast has b...
AT OUR PLACE - FOOTBALL OPERATIONS
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Carl adjourn to the Red Lion to mull over the discussion points raised at the "Football Operations At Our Place". An interesting and mainly ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Away)
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Carl chat with Aaron from the Green & White podcast whilst Justin phones in under the weight of carpet replacement! We discuss Rooney, their ...
WATFORD WOMEN 2-0 HASHTAG UNITED
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This was a performance not to be undervalued. Hashtag are a very good side, athletic strong, very good on the deck and with some fine players however ...
DNSYE - YET ANOTHER JOHN TEXTOR UPDATE
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete and Justin chat about the latest news coming out of French football relating to Lyon and John Textor who has recently been connected with buying ...
DNSYE have a chat with....Jason Cundy
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin did a mental health video with Jason Cundy back in May and we have been trying to find a convenient time to get him on (The Sceptical England F...
DNSYE - Going off on a tangent!
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get together to mull over a series of subjects during an international break induced coma (other coma's are available - just ask Carl!). Subj...
WATFORD WOMEN 5-2 EXETER CITY
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete was at the Exeter City match which saw Bianca Baptiste step out of retirement, a song spring up and Helen Ward and Ali Palish heckle interviews a...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 OXFORD UNITED
09 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the reaction after a 1-0 win courtesy of an improved second half performance and the re-emergence of Imran Louza. We discuss the Sissoko suspensio...
DNSYE INVESTMENT SPECIAL - JUST WHO IS JOHN TEXTOR?
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter talks to Justin about John Textor and the Eagle Football Holdings Group who have been linked with interest in a Watford takeover this week. This...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE OXFORD UTD THOUGHTS
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Injuries, suspensions and recovering from Swansea and an interesting answer relating to maverick exciting player traits vs consistency. COYH!!! This P...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - SWANSEA CITY 1-0 WATFORD
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction following a dreadful away performance at the Liberty Stadium, coming after a great result and brilliant second half at Sheffield ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Home)
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by Fraser from Oxfords "Fence End Podcast" and discuss Watford connections, kit changes, Des Buckingham's circuitous route from Oxford t...
PART 2 - POST MATCH PHONE IN SWFC 2-6 WATFORD
03 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO Danny joins us on his way back from the ground to report on the quintessential “game of two halves”, Jack runs out of signal before Nelli...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWFC 2- 6 WATFORD
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE Vakoun Bay scores four who Ron describes as “sweet” we then talk of memories of Gurnam Singh (Wolverhampton)!! We hear about Harborough T...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY AWAY
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben joins us from Swanscast as we ask why this is always a midweek fixture and whatever did happen to good centre forwards, John still finds humans wh...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRIOR TO SWFC AWAY
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC gives his thoughts on the players carrying knocks and gives updates on Jebbison and Keben. The away day results and what to do are discussed plus t...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY AWAY
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined by Stevie from “That Wednesday Week” who takes us through life with the Owls since Danny Rohl arrived and the up turn that saw them...
FANS CHAT with HELEN WARD & GEORGE VALENCIA
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is joined by fellow womens football enthusiast - Mike Parkin of "From the Rookery End" to discuss all things Watford Women's team and the new par...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the Post Match Phone In sees us discuss more about how the team need smelling salts or something away from home, how high up would we be if ...
PART ONE - POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following a win over Blackburn Rovers that was less than convincing in terms of shots on goal and entertainment but was e...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE BLACKBURN ROVERS
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TC reflects on a injuries and a couple of players we haven't yet seen much of in Dwomoh and Keben, reflects on his early time at the Hornets when Blac...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - BLACKBURN ROVERS (HOME)
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ian tells about the Blackburn season which is going rather well under former Watford skipper John Eustace, we discuss the arrivals and departures incl...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO Hear the fan reaction after the defeat at Elland Road, including reaction to Dan Bachmann and Tom Cleverleys post match comments. COYH!!! Thi...
POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PaART ONE After a disastrous first 7 minutes at Elland Road the team put in a decent performance but here the fan reaction is understandably dominated...
Watford Women 6 QPR 1
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete visits Grosvenor Vale as the Womens team progress to the quarter final of the League Cup and Melis Mehmet makes a return to 1st team football aft...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEEDS AWAY
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prior to the debacle at the kennel (wasn't that nice time!!) Justin and Pete came together to discuss the Leeds away game without Carlos and without L...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the fan reaction plus the 5 word and long form reviews after the 3-0 defeat at Kenilworth Road COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and upl...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following an abject display against local rivals Luton Town, where the hosts ran out comfortable 3-0 victors. COYH!!! Th...
Talking Cleverley - pre Luton Town Away
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Cleverley talks about players returning from international duty and preparing for the M1 Derby at Luton Town. This Podcast has been created and up...
M1 Derby - 3 Counties Radio Special
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Collins (Watford) & Justin Dealey (the other lot!) from BBC 3CR join the lads to discuss aggregate scores put to Elton John soundtracks, the Prem...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LUTON TOWN (AWAY)
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The chaps discuss the forthcoming derby match with Ollie from OK Football and discuss the cost of the rather strange but quickly assembled stand, the ...
Fans Chat with Mattie Pollock
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of the derby match at the end of the international break the popular defender chats to VOTV, The Buzz podcast and ourselves about the first team...
WATFORD WOMEN 1-2 OXFORD UNITED PLUS JAY DE MERIT CHAT
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An enthralling game but an ultimately frustrating result for the golden girls as Oxford United come to town however also in attendance is Jay De Merit...
Silly Quiz and Bunker news
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So here's a quiz for you to have a go at if you wish, there is a countdown, the length of which will vary in length - each answer obtained before the ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 MIDDLESBORO
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the post march fan reaction after an exciting last 15 minute comeback to beat Boro!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BORO
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hear Tom Cleverley's thoughts ahead of visit of Middlesbrough and after the disappointing performance away at Deepdale. COYH!!! This Podcast has been ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PRESTON NE 3-0 WATFORD
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the reaction after the midweek 3-0 away defeat to Preston North End. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PRESTON NE 3-0 WATFORD
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of the reaction after the midweek 3-0 away defeat to Preston North End. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW (SORT OF) - MIDDLESBROUGH
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With communications and a lack of availability, Pete cobbles together an Opposition View and is joined remotely by our friend Jonny from Boro Breakdow...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END (AWAY)
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is joined by Ollie of the Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all things "Deepdale" including signing a player as the manager is leaving, Paul Heckingb...
THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 2-1 SUNDERLAND
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction after the 2-1 win over Sunderland!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Th...
THE POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 SUNDERLAND
28 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of the fan reaction after winning 2-1 against the Black Cats in a close encounter which saw dominance of the game go to and throw! COYH!!! T...
FansChat - Ryan Porteous
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by FTRE, The BuzzPodcast, The Watford Way and VOTV to talk to our Scottish Centre back about his time at Watford and his career in and f...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - MANCHESTER CITY 2-1 WATFORD
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the post match fan reaction after Watford started badly but built into a performance that should make everyone connected with the club very proud!...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SUNDERLAND (HOME)
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The threesome catch up with Ant from Sunderland and discuss the black cats encouraging start to the season, their manager and the prediction league se...
SLOPPY STARTS, MORE SURPRISE SHIRTS & SAVE THE BECK
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Carl, Justin and Pete discuss the sloppy start to games and the goals conceded and generally whinge a bit before Carl opens his Surprise Shirt and we ...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - NORWICH CITY 4-1 WATFORD
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the fan reaction following the disappointing performance and result away at Carrow Road. For some strange reason we talk a lot about about...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - NORWICH CITY 4-1 WATFORD
21 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of the fan reaction following the disappointing performance and result away at Carrow Road. Thoughts on Jebbisons miss and all-round performa...
FansChat with Paul O'Brien - WFC Commercial Director
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete was joined by Jon from "FTRE" to put questions to Watford FC Commercial Director and lifelong Watford fan - Paul O'Brien. Paul answers questions ...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE NORWICH THOUGHTS
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of the trip to Carrow Road TC talk Chakvetadze, Rocco Vata, Kwadwo Baah and other player updates, he reflects on the Coventry game and tactical ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Adam from "The Pinkun" about all things Norwich including departures, arrivals, new head coaches an everything in between. Jarvis and Ben...
DNSYE - HORNETS TOGETHER - CSE TRUST PROJECT
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter chats with Tom Hosier who is heading up the "Hornets Together" Project - delivering regular health based workshops for Watford Fans. The forthco...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 1 -1 COVENTRY CITY
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the Post Match Phone In and we look at the game that might have got away from us but clawed something back, plus initial thoughts on Jebbi...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-1 COVENTRY CITY
14 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction after the 1-1 draw with Coventry City including Uncle Ron being cut short by his childcare duties. Part 2 out tomorrow mo...
FansChat with Tom Cleverley
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We and our friends from FTRE, VOTV & The Buzz Podcast put some questions to first team head coach Tom Cleverley. A host of questions are put to Tom ar...
Talking Cleverley - International break, injury news, Rajovic loan decision
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of Coventry City at home Clevs discusses the returning international players, the integration of the players signed in the transfer window, inju...
DNSYE - SURPRISE SHIRTS - OPPOSITON VIEW EXTRA (COVENTRY CITY)
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The lads chat with Louis and Rob from Surprise Shirts and here the story of how Louis, then aged 16, set up the company to provide mystery football sh...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Cov fan Dave for the 5th time in part one of our Coventry Build up, Jarvis makes Mickey Gynn smaller, John gets the US dice rolling a...
WATFORD WOMEN 8-0 MK DONS
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete got down to Grosvenor Vale to see the Hornets take on MK Dons Ladies and deliver an 8-0 score line and a sumptuous performance which could have b...
FansChat with Richard "Jonno" Johnson
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We and our friends from FTRE, VOTV & The Buzz Podcast put some questions to Academy Director and bona fide 90's legend Richard Johnson about his playi...
CHESHAM UNITED WOMEN 1 WATFORD WOMEN 7
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A great performance down at the Meadow against a Generals team absolutely determined to play their game, their way. Renee Hectors team saw the deeper ...
DNSYE ROOM 101 - EPISODE 1
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pre-match tracksuits, Football tier lists, Contraflows, unnecessary requests for your email address, speed walking & sweetcorn & whether sub goalkeepe...
THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 2
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl and Pete make another attempt to tale about the football of the last three matches but inevitably cover Plymouth Grannies, Danish forward...
POST MATCH PHONE IN SHEFF UTD 1-0 WATFORD
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after the 1-0 away defeat t Sheffield United and an odd early own goal! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...
Talking Cleverley - Transfer window and Sheff Utd Preparations
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Boss talks to the press about the transfer window (as of Thursday 29th) and preparation for the Sheffield United game at Bramall Lane on Sunday. C...
Barry from Watford Special
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friend of the podcast Barry from Watford returns to support our campaign to keep calling the Harlequin the Harlequin as it was named int he late 80's ...
FansChat with Mattie Pollock
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by FTRE, VOTV & The Watford Way to put questions to Mattie Pollock ahead of the away game at Sheffield United COYH!!! This Podcast has b...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2 - 0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan chat, online reviews and assorted poetry from the 2-0 home win over Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle - the 5th consecutive win for the Horne...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield United (Away)
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We speak to Chad who is held at least partially for the bloated monstrosity that the prediction league has become (others too are to blame)!! Gary and...
WATFORD WOMEN 1 - 0 BILLERICAY TOWN
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete was down at Grosvenor Vale to catch the Women's team first home game of the season. The Golden girls put in a much improved performance and stick...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 DERBY COUNTY
24 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A tricky start but a thoroughly disciplined and characterful performance. Pete tries but fails to not get over excited, Wendover gives tips on Curlywu...
SCOTT DUXBURY "PRESS CONFERENCE"
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by our counterparts at FTRE, VOTV, The Watford Way, Golden Pages, The Hornets House & The Buzz Podcast to put questions to CEO/Chairman ...
PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - DERBY COUNTY
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff Doyle and Andrew French put the questions to the boss ahead of Derby coming to the Vic with the Hornets looking for a further consecutive win th...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Derby County (Home)
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We fail to launch this podcast quite spectacularly but fortunately we have Jake from Rams Talk (an award winning podcast) who manages to drag us kicki...
DNSYE - THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS!
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl and Pete make an, inevitably doomed attempt, to try to actually talk about football for a bit without going off on a tangent about the 19...
DNSYE Hashtag United 3 - 1 Watford
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete goes to Aveley for the Women's game against Hashtag United and is impressed with the hosts, the ground, the new purple kit but not so much enthus...