Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

POST MATCH PHONE IN LCFC 1-2 WFC

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward ...

DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did bef...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new m...

Post Match Phone In - WFC 1-0 SCFC

20 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game...

OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (HOME)

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frow...

CHARLTON ATHLETIC 3-2 WATFORD FC WOMEN

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was be...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - AFCW 2-2 WFC

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off! ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - AFCW 2-2 WFC

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing ...

JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi's thoughts before the Wrexham trip covering Injuries, AFCON omissions, injury updates and thoughts on systems and fringe players with the transfe...

DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - Wrexham (Away)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decade...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sym...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised n...

ALEX LOWE SPECIAL

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We get to chat with Alex Lowe about life with Clinton Baptiste and Barry from Watford, exactly who Clinton will be performing with at the Watford Colo...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-3 LEWES

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A frustrating result is something that the girls will want to bounce back from at the Valley next week.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploa...

DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY (HOME)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Opposition View with a difference we hear from Matt of "Wednesday til I die" about the owner, the points deduction, the ripping of a club to pieces an...

DNSYE Post Match Phone In Part Two - WFC 3-2 NCFC

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is part two of the fan reaction plus all the comments, reviews and limericks!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scra...

DNSYE Post Match Phone In - WFC 3-2 NCFC

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here the initial fan reaction from the comeback against the canaries but a considered batch of responses acknowledge that this was a game that could h...

Javi Habla - Norwich City (Home)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi gives his thoughts before the visit of the Canaries. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and u...

OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY HOME + ROY MOORE/1881

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Samuel from the Pink 'un about all things Norwich ahead of our first game with the canaries in December (thanks to the fixtures computer ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BCFC 2-1 WFC

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear part 2 of the Post Match Phone with all the comments, 5 word reviews and limericks! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BCFC 2-1 WFC

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here the initial post match reaction after a game where our mistakes lead to the home side scoring with two great strikes! COYH!! This Podcast has ...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 4-0 SALTDEAN UTD

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Watford play the postponed game and then relocated FA Cup match at Uxbridge FC who were great hosts. The win sees Watford take on WSL2 High flyers Cha...

Javi Habla - Birmingham City (Away)

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi gives his thoughts ahead of the Monday night trip to St Andrews. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and p...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY AWAY WITH TOMMY MOONEY

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friend of the podcast and all round hero Tommy Mooney joins to give us the low down on the Blues before we play them at St Andrews. We discuss the Blu...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 PNEFC

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

X spaces was not playing ball tonight and went very shonky (which we all agreed is a very good word that should be used more). Here is the edit taking...

OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NE (HOME)

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete are joined by Jack from The Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all thing PNE, including Heckingbottom, Jebbison and Pete comes up with a ne...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt2 - DCFC 2-3 WFC

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The second part of the fan post mortem of the comeback win at Derby County including 5 word and long form reviews and other nonsense!!! COYH!! This...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt1 - DCFC 2-3 WFC

22 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear some fan reaction following a tremendous come back from 2-0 down at Pride Park to win 3-2! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by perm...

JAVI HABLA - DERBY COUNTY AWAY

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Prior to the trip to Pride Park Javi spoke about his thoughts on the international break return, an update on Giorgi tempering enthusiasm with a need ...

DNSYE - OPPOSTION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (AWAY)

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about Derby's season, their manager (who we like) and their goal scoring centre forward (who we don't really like). W...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 7-0 GWALIA UNITED

16 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Hornets took on Gwalia knowing that Bournemouth's postponement was an opportunity to go 3 points ahead but also to eat into the goal difference - ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 BCFC

08 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A game with great statistics in terms of shots on goal and yet a change of formation to 3 forwards seemed to lead us to a disconnected attacking perfo...

JAVI HABLA - Bristol City

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jabi's thoughts prior to the arrival of the Robins for Friday nights game! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your E...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BRISTOL CITY (HOME)

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with old friend of the pod David from Forever Bristol City and we do cover some football and their season and their newish manager and then we...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - IPSWICH TOWN 1-1 WATFORD

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A ding-dong championship game the way it used t be with both teams playing two up front - here is the initial fan reaction and most are quite pleased ...

OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN AWAY

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The three chat through all things "Tractor Boys" with Championship Oracle of knowledge, Ipswich fan and all round good egg - Benjamin Bloom. After a r...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 MIDDLESBORO

01 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the fan chat that followed the most impressive home performance for quite some time. As clinical in front of goal as Coventry had been against us...

JAVI HABLA - MIDDLESBORO (HOME)

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi discusses a number topics prior to the return of Rob Edwards with his Middlesboro side. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do ...

WATFORD WOMEN 1-1 REAL BEDFORD

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford p...

OPPOSITION VIEW - MIDDLESBORO (HOME)

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Carlos discuss the Coventry game and then turn their attention to second placed Boro. We hear from Jonny about Boro's slightly more direct st...

KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART TWO

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 We hear about the rest of Kev's time at the Vic and his subsequent moves where playing was always important to him. We here about the moments ...

KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART ONE

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The lads get to chat with star goalkeeper of the mid 90's Kevin Miller about his career and his three seasons at Watford that saw him win 2 player of ...

ACTONIANS 0-5 WATFORD FC WOMEN

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FA Cup 1st round meant a trip to a non league ground a difficult pitch and an opposition determined to do themselves justice. Add int he rain and wind...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - CCFC 3-1 WFC

26 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Second part of the post match chat where we cover amongst other things the selection dilemma when we have lots of options at centre back, we talk goal...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - CCFC 3-1 WFC

25 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We played great other than we couldn't defend or shoot - which is kind of important!! Here is part one of the post match chat COYH!! This Podcast h...

DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY AWAY

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We get to chat with Rob and Kelly - Coventry City fans and part of the Surprise Shirt family!!! We discuss Frank Lampard's Coventry City as well as th...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROM

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well if Javi's first match in charge was a damp squib - this was a damp night but not a disappointing night. A dodgy first 25 ish minutes was responde...

JAVI HABLA! WEST BROM (HOME)

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi chats to the media prior to his first and returning home game at Vicarage Road against West Bromwich Albion and covers many subjects... COYH!! ...

DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The threesome chat with Kev from "Where's Kev" and hear about a club who are happy with their manager, realise they are going through a transitional s...

WATFORD WOMEN 0-3 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE (LEAGUE CUP)

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Watford exited the cup at the hands of an excellent Plymouth side. Whilst the 19 game unbeaten run came to an end on a horrible afternoon weatherwise ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - SUFC 1-0 WFC

19 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the Phone In after a very disappointing performance at Brammall Lane includes 5 word and long form reviews Learn more about your ad choice...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SUFC 1-0 WFC

18 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The starting 11 selection and the subsequent performance and result marred the return of Javi. Hear peoples thoughts on the subject of selection and i...

JAVI HABLA! SUFC v WFC

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Javi talks to the media about returning home to Vicarage Road and thanks to a gift from Geoff Doyle of 3CR we discover his thoughts on sangria!! COYH...

Opposition View - Sheffield United

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin ruminate over Emmanuel Dennis and then chat with Chad from Red Half of Sheffield about whats gone wrong with their season. Then Pete p...

More opinionated manager nonsense but this time on the radio

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl chats to TalkSPORT and Pete and Justin get to chat with fellow sufferer Andy Collins at 3 Counties Radio about the latest management merry-go-rou...

PAULO OUT/JAVI IN PART TWO

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of fan reaction after another one bite the dust but a familiar face returns. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scr...

PAULO OUT/JAVI IN PART ONE

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete spins up the spaces to get the fan feedback following Paulo Pezzolanos dismissal and the appointment of a certain Javi Gracia!! COYH!! This Podca...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 2-1 OUFC

04 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is the post match chat after the 2-1 win over Oxford but as we head into the international break rumours start emerging that despite the 7 points...

OPPOSITION VIEW - OXFORD UNITED

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete catches up with Fraser but keeps getting his name wrong and discuss Oxford season so far and an exciting few signings, Justin and Pete mull over ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH (AWAY)

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the fan reaction after a event packed game at Fratton Park!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PORTSMOUTH (AWAY)

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one has many voiced opinions after the seemingly inexplicable Irankunda substitution on 33 minutes (later explained as lower energy and feared he...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here we chat with Freddie from PO4cast about an injury crisis , predictions and journeymen footballers that have played for both clubs! COYH!! This Po...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW PART ONE - VIDEOS NASTIES

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

PART ONE of the Opposition View saw us discuss the video release of the dressing room scenes on the back of some already negative feeling towards Paul...

QPR 0 - 6 WATFORD FC WOMEN

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The final game in our cup group stage sees the Hornets take top spot but run into an old friend now at QPR. Next up is Exeter away as attention return...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - HULL CITY

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the Post Match Phone In after the late rally that got us a win against a seemingly rampant Hull City. All the 5 word, longform and verbal ...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN WATFORD 2 - 1 HULL CITY

27 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is part one of a slightly post match phone in where we find it hard to believe we won the match - but we did! Should we focus on the result or th...

DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW with HULL CITY

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gruesome threesome catch with old friend of the podcast Ant from "To Hull and back!" podcast and discuss Hull, new managers and centre forwards, T...

Post Match Phone In Part Two - Millwall 1-0 Watford

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the fan reaction following a more than disappointing night at the Den. Thanks as always to everyone who contributes and listens COYH!! Th...

Post Match Phone In Part One - Millwall 1-0 Watford

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a dreadfully disappointing performance hear the fan reaction - most is understandably negative but Tommy champions patience and asks if the Pozz...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 5-0 BILLERICAY TOWN

21 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A victory over bottom of the table Billericay Town came at a high price as three players left the field due to injuries, however the star of the show ...

OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (AWAY)

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with Chris from Chat with Chaps (who is walking for a very good cause on Saturday night) about the Lions before affairs descend into new g...

PART TWO POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-1 BLACKBURN

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the post match supporter reaction after the more than disappointing display in lovely blue shirts from the team!! Five word and long form ...

PART ONE POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-1 BLACKBURN

13 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A historic day in many ways as the "Elton John Shirt" goes down well but the team go down without a fight really. Hear the fan reaction on what should...

The Opposition View - Blackburn Rovers

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the new blue shirt, we talk about Ismael and Dennis and all things Blackburn, we play Untenable and pretend that anyone cares about the ...

WATFORD WOMEN 9-0 CHESHAM UNITED WOMEN

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The golden girls saw 10 changes to the last league game but absolutely no drop in quality as a fine performance was rewarded with goals galore against...

WIMBLEDON WOMEN 1-2 WATFORD WOMEN

31 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The last 20 minutes of this game was as pulsating as you could hope for - it had everything despair, triumph, despair again, a villain in black and fi...

THE POST MATCH PHONE IN - Southampton (Home)

30 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the immediate responses following a thrilling game against the Saints at Vicarage Road and with one eye on the close of the transfer window next ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Southampton (Home)

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Martin from @footballmartin about all things Saints!! Last year in the Prem, not many incoming transfers (although news comes in whilst w...

WATFORD WOMEN 2-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

24 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Watford got their league campaign started last week with a goalless draw at Lewes but in the week in the cup defeated Charlton 7-0. At home to a Plymo...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWANSEA CITY 1-1 WATFORD

23 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The instant fan reaction from a game of two halves lit up by Nestory Irankunda's sublime free kick but at the end we eel fortunate to possibly leave t...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Away)

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin catch up with Luke from Swans Cast about celebrity owners and why this is different from Wrexham, we hear about some of the bright tal...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 QPR

16 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A first half performance that was as good as last Tuesdays was bad. Kjerrumgaard got a brace, Irankunda ran amok and Watford dominated the the first h...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home)

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete tries to hold the fort whilst Justin works with a slowly disintegrating lap top!!!! Carlos asks questions outside the ground and includes a spell...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - CHARLTON ATHLETIC 1 - 0 WATFORD

09 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here is the fan reaction after the last minute defeat at the Valley. There were some teething issues as we broadcast out to YouTube for the first time...

In conversation with Scott Tingley

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin and Pete have a chat with head groundsman Scott Tingley whilst looking over the splendid playing surface at Vicarage Road. We find out about hi...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Charlton Athletic (Away)

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin are joined by Louis from Charlton Live to relive the memories of good addicks days and some bad. Which player is the equivalent who si...

Not an emergency podcast

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gruesome threesome come together with inadvertent good timing and discuss new players and how Derek Payne might pronounce them, friendlies, speedo...

Pre-Season trip to Baah-ramwood!

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin heads to Borehamwood for the first pre-season friendly of the 2025-26 season. Whilst there he talks to some supporters about the new kit and ho...

Kit launch left feeling blue

05 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin, Carl & Pete start the season off with the exciting launch of the kit that has been oddly received, primarily because of the colour of the spon...

YET MORE INANE DRIVEL!!

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

`The gruesome threesome come together to discuss the first bit of the transfer window and what might come next before moving onto more questions some ...

End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part Three

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In part three we go on a ramble through questions submitted on X/Twitter and for once none were about food (other than porridge!) COYH!! This Podcast ...

End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part Two

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of our end of season post mortem sees us reflect on our departed manager, our newly appointed head coach and go through our customary "Keep o...

End of Season Rambling Nonsense - Part One

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in a long time the gruesome threesome come together to wind up the 24/25 season and stuff that has gone on since the season ended. ...

Pezzolano Appointed - fan reaction

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The appointment of our first Uruguayan since Miguel Britos and all his knee attacking antics!! Lets hope this one is as much fun, but marginally less ...

Tom Cleverley - Gone, not forgotten

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another one bites the dust, but this time it isn't just "another one". Tom was classy as a player and as a guy, so much so that he was elevated possib...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two: All the rest of the fan discussion as Watford's season draws to a close. Technically an improvement in points tally but surely the real achi...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY

03 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-1 draw in our final game of the season but much of the chat focuses on events elsewhere with our rivals rec...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Approaching the final match of the season Clevs looks ahead to the closed season and reflects on this season as to what was missing and what he feels ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield Wednesday (Home)

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by Dan from That Wednesday Week to discuss owners, that game where Bayo turned up, Nathaniel Chalobah, pubs in Chiswick, pubs in Sheffie...