Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Home)

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with Dave from "Forever Bristol City" who has to act as judge due to fixture result duplication and then Carl reveals a new segment involv...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH AWAY

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TC talks about returning from the international break and players returning, injury updates and the long jaunt to Plymouth COYH!!! This Podcast has b...

AT OUR PLACE - FOOTBALL OPERATIONS

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Carl adjourn to the Red Lion to mull over the discussion points raised at the "Football Operations At Our Place". An interesting and mainly ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Away)

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Carl chat with Aaron from the Green & White podcast whilst Justin phones in under the weight of carpet replacement! We discuss Rooney, their ...

WATFORD WOMEN 2-0 HASHTAG UNITED

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This was a performance not to be undervalued. Hashtag are a very good side, athletic strong, very good on the deck and with some fine players however ...

DNSYE - YET ANOTHER JOHN TEXTOR UPDATE

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Justin chat about the latest news coming out of French football relating to Lyon and John Textor who has recently been connected with buying ...

DNSYE have a chat with....Jason Cundy

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin did a mental health video with Jason Cundy back in May and we have been trying to find a convenient time to get him on (The Sceptical England F...

DNSYE - Going off on a tangent!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get together to mull over a series of subjects during an international break induced coma (other coma's are available - just ask Carl!). Subj...

WATFORD WOMEN 5-2 EXETER CITY

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete was at the Exeter City match which saw Bianca Baptiste step out of retirement, a song spring up and Helen Ward and Ali Palish heckle interviews a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 OXFORD UNITED

09 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the reaction after a 1-0 win courtesy of an improved second half performance and the re-emergence of Imran Louza. We discuss the Sissoko suspensio...

DNSYE INVESTMENT SPECIAL - JUST WHO IS JOHN TEXTOR?

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Peter talks to Justin about John Textor and the Eagle Football Holdings Group who have been linked with interest in a Watford takeover this week. This...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE OXFORD UTD THOUGHTS

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Injuries, suspensions and recovering from Swansea and an interesting answer relating to maverick exciting player traits vs consistency. COYH!!! This P...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - SWANSEA CITY 1-0 WATFORD

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the fan reaction following a dreadful away performance at the Liberty Stadium, coming after a great result and brilliant second half at Sheffield ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Home)

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by Fraser from Oxfords "Fence End Podcast" and discuss Watford connections, kit changes, Des Buckingham's circuitous route from Oxford t...

PART 2 - POST MATCH PHONE IN SWFC 2-6 WATFORD

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PART TWO Danny joins us on his way back from the ground to report on the quintessential “game of two halves”, Jack runs out of signal before Nelli...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWFC 2- 6 WATFORD

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PART ONE Vakoun Bay scores four who Ron describes as “sweet” we then talk of memories of Gurnam Singh (Wolverhampton)!! We hear about Harborough T...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY AWAY

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ben joins us from Swanscast as we ask why this is always a midweek fixture and whatever did happen to good centre forwards, John still finds humans wh...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRIOR TO SWFC AWAY

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TC gives his thoughts on the players carrying knocks and gives updates on Jebbison and Keben. The away day results and what to do are discussed plus t...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY AWAY

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re joined by Stevie from “That Wednesday Week” who takes us through life with the Owls since Danny Rohl arrived and the up turn that saw them...

FANS CHAT with HELEN WARD & GEORGE VALENCIA

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete is joined by fellow womens football enthusiast - Mike Parkin of "From the Rookery End" to discuss all things Watford Women's team and the new par...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS

27 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the Post Match Phone In sees us discuss more about how the team need smelling salts or something away from home, how high up would we be if ...

PART ONE - POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS

26 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the fan reaction following a win over Blackburn Rovers that was less than convincing in terms of shots on goal and entertainment but was e...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE BLACKBURN ROVERS

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TC reflects on a injuries and a couple of players we haven't yet seen much of in Dwomoh and Keben, reflects on his early time at the Hornets when Blac...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - BLACKBURN ROVERS (HOME)

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ian tells about the Blackburn season which is going rather well under former Watford skipper John Eustace, we discuss the arrivals and departures incl...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PART TWO Hear the fan reaction after the defeat at Elland Road, including reaction to Dan Bachmann and Tom Cleverleys post match comments. COYH!!! Thi...

POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PaART ONE After a disastrous first 7 minutes at Elland Road the team put in a decent performance but here the fan reaction is understandably dominated...

Watford Women 6 QPR 1

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete visits Grosvenor Vale as the Womens team progress to the quarter final of the League Cup and Melis Mehmet makes a return to 1st team football aft...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEEDS AWAY

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Prior to the debacle at the kennel (wasn't that nice time!!) Justin and Pete came together to discuss the Leeds away game without Carlos and without L...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD

19 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the fan reaction plus the 5 word and long form reviews after the 3-0 defeat at Kenilworth Road COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and upl...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD

19 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the fan reaction following an abject display against local rivals Luton Town, where the hosts ran out comfortable 3-0 victors. COYH!!! Th...

Talking Cleverley - pre Luton Town Away

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Cleverley talks about players returning from international duty and preparing for the M1 Derby at Luton Town. This Podcast has been created and up...

M1 Derby - 3 Counties Radio Special

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Collins (Watford) & Justin Dealey (the other lot!) from BBC 3CR join the lads to discuss aggregate scores put to Elton John soundtracks, the Prem...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LUTON TOWN (AWAY)

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The chaps discuss the forthcoming derby match with Ollie from OK Football and discuss the cost of the rather strange but quickly assembled stand, the ...

Fans Chat with Mattie Pollock

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ahead of the derby match at the end of the international break the popular defender chats to VOTV, The Buzz podcast and ourselves about the first team...

WATFORD WOMEN 1-2 OXFORD UNITED PLUS JAY DE MERIT CHAT

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An enthralling game but an ultimately frustrating result for the golden girls as Oxford United come to town however also in attendance is Jay De Merit...

Silly Quiz and Bunker news

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So here's a quiz for you to have a go at if you wish, there is a countdown, the length of which will vary in length - each answer obtained before the ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 MIDDLESBORO

06 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the post march fan reaction after an exciting last 15 minute comeback to beat Boro!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BORO

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hear Tom Cleverley's thoughts ahead of visit of Middlesbrough and after the disappointing performance away at Deepdale. COYH!!! This Podcast has been ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PRESTON NE 3-0 WATFORD

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the reaction after the midweek 3-0 away defeat to Preston North End. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PRESTON NE 3-0 WATFORD

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part one of the reaction after the midweek 3-0 away defeat to Preston North End. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW (SORT OF) - MIDDLESBROUGH

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With communications and a lack of availability, Pete cobbles together an Opposition View and is joined remotely by our friend Jonny from Boro Breakdow...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END (AWAY)

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete is joined by Ollie of the Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all things "Deepdale" including signing a player as the manager is leaving, Paul Heckingb...

THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 2-1 SUNDERLAND

29 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the fan reaction after the 2-1 win over Sunderland!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Th...

THE POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 SUNDERLAND

28 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part one of the fan reaction after winning 2-1 against the Black Cats in a close encounter which saw dominance of the game go to and throw! COYH!!! T...

FansChat - Ryan Porteous

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by FTRE, The BuzzPodcast, The Watford Way and VOTV to talk to our Scottish Centre back about his time at Watford and his career in and f...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - MANCHESTER CITY 2-1 WATFORD

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the post match fan reaction after Watford started badly but built into a performance that should make everyone connected with the club very proud!...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SUNDERLAND (HOME)

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The threesome catch up with Ant from Sunderland and discuss the black cats encouraging start to the season, their manager and the prediction league se...

SLOPPY STARTS, MORE SURPRISE SHIRTS & SAVE THE BECK

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carl, Justin and Pete discuss the sloppy start to games and the goals conceded and generally whinge a bit before Carl opens his Surprise Shirt and we ...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - NORWICH CITY 4-1 WATFORD

22 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part two of the fan reaction following the disappointing performance and result away at Carrow Road. For some strange reason we talk a lot about about...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - NORWICH CITY 4-1 WATFORD

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part one of the fan reaction following the disappointing performance and result away at Carrow Road. Thoughts on Jebbisons miss and all-round performa...

FansChat with Paul O'Brien - WFC Commercial Director

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete was joined by Jon from "FTRE" to put questions to Watford FC Commercial Director and lifelong Watford fan - Paul O'Brien. Paul answers questions ...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE NORWICH THOUGHTS

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ahead of the trip to Carrow Road TC talk Chakvetadze, Rocco Vata, Kwadwo Baah and other player updates, he reflects on the Coventry game and tactical ...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Adam from "The Pinkun" about all things Norwich including departures, arrivals, new head coaches an everything in between. Jarvis and Ben...

DNSYE - HORNETS TOGETHER - CSE TRUST PROJECT

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Peter chats with Tom Hosier who is heading up the "Hornets Together" Project - delivering regular health based workshops for Watford Fans. The forthco...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 1 -1 COVENTRY CITY

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part Two of the Post Match Phone In and we look at the game that might have got away from us but clawed something back, plus initial thoughts on Jebbi...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-1 COVENTRY CITY

14 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Part One of the fan reaction after the 1-1 draw with Coventry City including Uncle Ron being cut short by his childcare duties. Part 2 out tomorrow mo...

FansChat with Tom Cleverley

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We and our friends from FTRE, VOTV & The Buzz Podcast put some questions to first team head coach Tom Cleverley. A host of questions are put to Tom ar...

Talking Cleverley - International break, injury news, Rajovic loan decision

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ahead of Coventry City at home Clevs discusses the returning international players, the integration of the players signed in the transfer window, inju...

DNSYE - SURPRISE SHIRTS - OPPOSITON VIEW EXTRA (COVENTRY CITY)

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The lads chat with Louis and Rob from Surprise Shirts and here the story of how Louis, then aged 16, set up the company to provide mystery football sh...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with Cov fan Dave for the 5th time in part one of our Coventry Build up, Jarvis makes Mickey Gynn smaller, John gets the US dice rolling a...

WATFORD WOMEN 8-0 MK DONS

08 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete got down to Grosvenor Vale to see the Hornets take on MK Dons Ladies and deliver an 8-0 score line and a sumptuous performance which could have b...

FansChat with Richard "Jonno" Johnson

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We and our friends from FTRE, VOTV & The Buzz Podcast put some questions to Academy Director and bona fide 90's legend Richard Johnson about his playi...

CHESHAM UNITED WOMEN 1 WATFORD WOMEN 7

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A great performance down at the Meadow against a Generals team absolutely determined to play their game, their way. Renee Hectors team saw the deeper ...

DNSYE ROOM 101 - EPISODE 1

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pre-match tracksuits, Football tier lists, Contraflows, unnecessary requests for your email address, speed walking & sweetcorn & whether sub goalkeepe...

THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 2

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin, Carl and Pete make another attempt to tale about the football of the last three matches but inevitably cover Plymouth Grannies, Danish forward...

POST MATCH PHONE IN SHEFF UTD 1-0 WATFORD

01 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the fan reaction after the 1-0 away defeat t Sheffield United and an odd early own goal! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...

Talking Cleverley - Transfer window and Sheff Utd Preparations

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Boss talks to the press about the transfer window (as of Thursday 29th) and preparation for the Sheffield United game at Bramall Lane on Sunday. C...

Barry from Watford Special

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friend of the podcast Barry from Watford returns to support our campaign to keep calling the Harlequin the Harlequin as it was named int he late 80's ...

FansChat with Mattie Pollock

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by FTRE, VOTV & The Watford Way to put questions to Mattie Pollock ahead of the away game at Sheffield United COYH!!! This Podcast has b...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2 - 0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the fan chat, online reviews and assorted poetry from the 2-0 home win over Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle - the 5th consecutive win for the Horne...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield United (Away)

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We speak to Chad who is held at least partially for the bloated monstrosity that the prediction league has become (others too are to blame)!! Gary and...

WATFORD WOMEN 1 - 0 BILLERICAY TOWN

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete was down at Grosvenor Vale to catch the Women's team first home game of the season. The Golden girls put in a much improved performance and stick...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 DERBY COUNTY

24 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A tricky start but a thoroughly disciplined and characterful performance. Pete tries but fails to not get over excited, Wendover gives tips on Curlywu...

SCOTT DUXBURY "PRESS CONFERENCE"

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are joined by our counterparts at FTRE, VOTV, The Watford Way, Golden Pages, The Hornets House & The Buzz Podcast to put questions to CEO/Chairman ...

PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - DERBY COUNTY

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff Doyle and Andrew French put the questions to the boss ahead of Derby coming to the Vic with the Hornets looking for a further consecutive win th...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Derby County (Home)

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We fail to launch this podcast quite spectacularly but fortunately we have Jake from Rams Talk (an award winning podcast) who manages to drag us kicki...

DNSYE - THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS!

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin, Carl and Pete make an, inevitably doomed attempt, to try to actually talk about football for a bit without going off on a tangent about the 19...

DNSYE Hashtag United 3 - 1 Watford

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete goes to Aveley for the Women's game against Hashtag United and is impressed with the hosts, the ground, the new purple kit but not so much enthus...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY

18 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here's the second half of the callers reacting to an outstanding second half performance against Stoke and all the 5 words and long forms, limericks a...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY

17 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a solid competitive first half performance, Clevs rang the changes in the second half and Watford ran out 3-0 winners and comfortable to boot!!!...

PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - STOKE CTY

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here are Toms thoughts on an encouraging week and ahead of the Stoke City match at home. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do No...

Pre Match Press Conference - with Renee Hector & Meghan Chandler

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Peter, Jon from "From the Rookery End" and Cal from The Hornets House, quiz new Women's team manager Renee Hector and Captain Meghan Chandler on how p...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We chat with Mike from "Every step along the way" through Stoke's pre season and early results, Steve Schumacker and a striker we missed out on. The p...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 5 - 0 MK DONS

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hear all the fan reaction after a positive night where we finally put up a performance in the League Cup and routed MK Dons 5-0. A Tom Ince hattrick w...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - MILLWALL 2 - 3 WATFORD

10 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A goal from a corner, a free kick from miles out and Rajovic grabs a late winner!! What not to like. Here's all the fan feedback after taking 3 points...

Pre Match Press Conference (of sorts) with Tom Dele-Bashiru

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We join the guys from From the Rookery End, Voices of the Vic, The Watford Way, Golden Pages and The Hornet House to chat with Tom Dele-Bashiru about ...

DNSYE - Clevs Interview, Fan Engagement Plan, and other nonsense

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We came together to discuss Clevs excellent 3CR interview (well done Geoff Doyle and Derek Payne btw), before covering the Fan Engagement Plan and the...

The Opposition View - Millwall (Away)

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So we start another round of frustration, disappointment and wailing and gnashing of teeth - and that's just our prediction league!!! We chat to Chris...

DNSYE - Review the closed, preview the coming season

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We got together on Monday night (so prior to the Wycombe game) to chew the fat over the closed season, what we hear is going on and what the new seaso...

DNSYE - MAN ON!! WFC CSE TRUST PROJECT

27 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin, Carlos & Peter who normal eschews all forms of physical exercise visit one of the CSE Trust projects "Man On!" a sports-based mental wellbeing...

The Full Scottish - Breakfast reflections on Hibernian Away

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carlos, Jason, Hemal a& Pete enjoy a full Scottish breakfast the morning after the night before when a mixed squad went to Easter Road and grabbed a 3...

Big Night Out special guest chat - Matthew Stirling

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We sit down and chat to Matt Stirling who will be joining us on our Big Night Out on Aug 3rd. Matt is a professional magician, stuntman and hypnotist...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Euros Final Post Match Phone In

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A tournament we came so near and yet (with the performances) so far. Here's the fan reaction as look at the final, the tournament, where England so fo...

CHARLEE'S DAY - A MASSIVE THANK YOU FROM US

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Firstly thank you so much to everyone who has contributed to a great event that will make a big difference. Carl & Pete went to Bovingdon FC who kindl...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Final Preview

13 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Three grumpy men so old that they chose to grade the England team using O Level marks for their tournament contributions so far discuss our hopes and ...

We're through to the final - Netherlands Post Match Phone In

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So Ollie Watkins comes on, runs in behind and gets the winner!! What do supporters think? Do we revise our assessment of Gareth Southgate or does the ...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Switzerland Post Match Phone In

06 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Through to Garth Southgates 3rd Semi-final in 4 tournaments and performed well in the penalty shoot out - so are we churlish to criticize a performanc...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Quarters, Semi's and final plus Sausages

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carl is trying to tick off his list of countries left on his Xenophobic Clipboard - unfortunately his list seems to contain France a number of times. ...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast -Slovakia Post Match Phone

30 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin hosts the fan reaction after the fourth poor performance at Euro 24 for the Three Lions however the England team find themselves through to the...

The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Last 16 predictions

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys pour over their predictions from the group stages and despite some disappointing results decide to plough on predict the results of the last ...