Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Episodes
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's the second half of the callers reacting to an outstanding second half performance against Stoke and all the 5 words and long forms, limericks a...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 STOKE CITY
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a solid competitive first half performance, Clevs rang the changes in the second half and Watford ran out 3-0 winners and comfortable to boot!!!...
PRE MATCH PRESS CONFERENCE - STOKE CTY
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here are Toms thoughts on an encouraging week and ahead of the Stoke City match at home. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do No...
Pre Match Press Conference - with Renee Hector & Meghan Chandler
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter, Jon from "From the Rookery End" and Cal from The Hornets House, quiz new Women's team manager Renee Hector and Captain Meghan Chandler on how p...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Mike from "Every step along the way" through Stoke's pre season and early results, Steve Schumacker and a striker we missed out on. The p...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 5 - 0 MK DONS
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hear all the fan reaction after a positive night where we finally put up a performance in the League Cup and routed MK Dons 5-0. A Tom Ince hattrick w...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - MILLWALL 2 - 3 WATFORD
10 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A goal from a corner, a free kick from miles out and Rajovic grabs a late winner!! What not to like. Here's all the fan feedback after taking 3 points...
Pre Match Press Conference (of sorts) with Tom Dele-Bashiru
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We join the guys from From the Rookery End, Voices of the Vic, The Watford Way, Golden Pages and The Hornet House to chat with Tom Dele-Bashiru about ...
DNSYE - Clevs Interview, Fan Engagement Plan, and other nonsense
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We came together to discuss Clevs excellent 3CR interview (well done Geoff Doyle and Derek Payne btw), before covering the Fan Engagement Plan and the...
The Opposition View - Millwall (Away)
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So we start another round of frustration, disappointment and wailing and gnashing of teeth - and that's just our prediction league!!! We chat to Chris...
DNSYE - Review the closed, preview the coming season
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We got together on Monday night (so prior to the Wycombe game) to chew the fat over the closed season, what we hear is going on and what the new seaso...
DNSYE - MAN ON!! WFC CSE TRUST PROJECT
27 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carlos & Peter who normal eschews all forms of physical exercise visit one of the CSE Trust projects "Man On!" a sports-based mental wellbeing...
The Full Scottish - Breakfast reflections on Hibernian Away
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Carlos, Jason, Hemal a& Pete enjoy a full Scottish breakfast the morning after the night before when a mixed squad went to Easter Road and grabbed a 3...
Big Night Out special guest chat - Matthew Stirling
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We sit down and chat to Matt Stirling who will be joining us on our Big Night Out on Aug 3rd. Matt is a professional magician, stuntman and hypnotist...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Euros Final Post Match Phone In
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A tournament we came so near and yet (with the performances) so far. Here's the fan reaction as look at the final, the tournament, where England so fo...
CHARLEE'S DAY - A MASSIVE THANK YOU FROM US
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Firstly thank you so much to everyone who has contributed to a great event that will make a big difference. Carl & Pete went to Bovingdon FC who kindl...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Final Preview
13 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Three grumpy men so old that they chose to grade the England team using O Level marks for their tournament contributions so far discuss our hopes and ...
We're through to the final - Netherlands Post Match Phone In
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So Ollie Watkins comes on, runs in behind and gets the winner!! What do supporters think? Do we revise our assessment of Gareth Southgate or does the ...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Switzerland Post Match Phone In
06 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Through to Garth Southgates 3rd Semi-final in 4 tournaments and performed well in the penalty shoot out - so are we churlish to criticize a performanc...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Quarters, Semi's and final plus Sausages
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Carl is trying to tick off his list of countries left on his Xenophobic Clipboard - unfortunately his list seems to contain France a number of times. ...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast -Slovakia Post Match Phone
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin hosts the fan reaction after the fourth poor performance at Euro 24 for the Three Lions however the England team find themselves through to the...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Last 16 predictions
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys pour over their predictions from the group stages and despite some disappointing results decide to plough on predict the results of the last ...
DNSYE - Fixtures released!!
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Pete struggle with technology to try to get to the fixtures at 9am on release day and finally, more by luck than judgement, get to see the ...
The Sceptical England Podcast Post Match Phone In
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More fan reaction as England's lacklustre performances continue and yet we finish top of Group C. Strong language and opinion This Podcast has been cr...
The Sceptical England Podcast Post Match Phone In
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the fan reaction after the dismal performance and 1-1 draw with Denmark in the 2nd round of games of Group C at the Euro 24!!! All good fun - unle...
DNSYE - Yet more nonsense plus lets see what we can do for Charlee!
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Loads of nonsense but the important stuff here is towards the end of the podcast - please help us help Charlee - Thank you so much GEORGIA, TRAINING K...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Serbia Post Match Phone In
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The immediate fan reaction after an initial 1-0 win and a split performance between 1st and second halves plus we look at the tournament so far. Top o...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Serbia Chat with Goran
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Following our complete shambles of a prediction and preview of Group C, Pete chats with Goran a Watford fan from Serbia about the Serbian national tea...
DNSYE - MALKY MACKAY SPECIAL PART THREE
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART THREE We conclude our chat with Malky as he moves to Cardiff and we broach the subjects of serial stalker Don Cowie's contract, club loyalty or l...
DNSYE - MALKY MACKAY SPECIAL PART TWO
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO We carry on a hugely enjoyable conversation with Malky by finishing off his "1 in 10" with stories of the great and the good including a cer...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast - Group D, E & F Preview and prediction
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finish off the predictions with the final 3 groups based on the players, their form in qualifying and Justin judges on hair, holidays and sulky fac...
Big Night Out on the BBC!
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Carlos are trusted to visit the BBC as they discuss the forthcoming Big Night Out and talk matters Watford with Andy Collins! COYH!!! This...
DNSYE - MALKY MACKAY SPECIAL PART ONE
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We get a chance to chat with former Watford player, coach, interim and permanent manager - Malky MacKay!!! Now Sporting Director at Hibernian he provi...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys experience technical difficulties on a Friday night and Pete can't seem to tell the difference between the Czech Republic and Croatia, Justin...
DNSYE - KEIRAN MAGUIRE SPECIAL
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As ever please note this podcast is not financial advice - if you are considering investing please do your own diligence as per the clubs warning on a...
TWITTER SPACE - 10% Sale Fan Reaction Part 2
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here is part 2 of the fan reaction from 7pm on the evening of the announcement of the club putting up 10% of the club via "digital equity". Please not...
TWITTER SPACE - 10% Sale Fan Reaction Part 1
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here is part 1 of the fan reaction from 7pm on the evening of the announcement of the club putting up 10% of the club via "digital equity". Please not...
DNSYE - Watford announce 10% sale to fans and investors
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AT 11:30am Bloomberg announced that the club was putting 10% ownership up for sale - this is just the initial information as we found out. A X/Twitter...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get together to review Group A containing Germany, Scotland, Hungary and Switzerland and start our tournament predictor. The Xenophobic clipb...
The Sceptical England Fans Podcast
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, Carl & Pete transfer their inane utterances from Watford towards England as we head for the Euro's this summer. Having fallen sceptical of Eng...
DNSYE - NEW & OLD COMPETITIONS
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We come together to try to finish off 23/24 by going through and revealing the winners in the various season long competitions and start a couple of n...
DNSYE - The 23/24 Survey Results
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You might not want to listen to this - you have your view of the podcast for good or for bad (and we don't want to change that), but we get something ...
DNSYE - Q&A, Watford Fringe & Justin's football friends
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We find out what the Plymouth Marine Aquarium, Vicarage Road pitch lamps and the Aurora Borealis have in common plus Justin tells us about Icelandic n...
Looking Back, Looking Forward 23/24 Part 3
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the final part of our season review of 23/24 with friends, Pete asks some stupid questions and gets some stupid answers about the highs and the low...
Looking Back, Looking Forward 23/24 Part 2
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We continue our chat and look at the squad depth away from the midfield, into the defensive line and final the keeper situation. We also may have deta...
Looking Back, Looking Forward 23/24 Part 1
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We gather some friends around the campfire to mull over the season just gone and wonder what we might learn about lessons learned and what we might ne...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - MIDDLESBRO 3 - 1 WATFORD
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two We hear from the rest of the callers talking about the game, the season and as we finished 6 points above Birmingham - realising just how imp...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - MIDDLESBRO 3 - 1 WATFORD
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One of the fan reaction following the final game of the season away at Middlesbro with a 12:30 kick off. Reactions to the season, peoples highs a...
DNSYE - AT YOUR PLACE - ACADEMY SPECIAL
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Peter chat about the final "At Your Place" event for the season - concentrating on the Academy. Around 100 fans attended the event and we l...
DNSYE - AIDY BOOTHROYD SPECIAL PART 3
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finish off 1 in 10 covering John-Joe O'Toole who Aidy took with him to his role at Colchester after leaving Watford. We find out why John-Joe nearl...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Middlesbrough (Away)
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the last of the Opposition View this season we speak to Jonny from the Boro Breakdown and get the lowdown on another teams journey to mid table!!! ...
DNSYE - AIDY BOOTHROYD SPECIAL PART 2
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The topic of innovations continues and how they got applied in that first season and then we get on to the run into the play offs and how whilst looki...
DNSYE - AIDY BOOTHROYD SPECIAL PART 1
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are joined by former manager Aidy Boothroyd who was only the second manager to get us to the top flight! We hear about his initial football memorie...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 0 SUNDERLAND
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of the fan reaction after the last home game of the season which saw a first win since November - we are joined by an Udinese supporter who has...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 0 SUNDERLAND
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE We hear the fan reaction to TC's first game as permanent manager following the 1-0 win over Sunderland. Not a great performance but a first w...
DNSYE - Tom Cleverley appointed permanently!!
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So the new came out that Tom had go the Head Coach gig permanently - we get the reaction from supporters who whilst encouraged wonder what this means ...
DNSYE - 500th Episode (sort of) Special
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Carl, Justin and Pete get together for the 500th episode of award losing podcast and announce the venue and date of the Big Night Out! Plus we cover i...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sunderland (Home)
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
1 last chance to win a game at home for the season!!! Ant joins us from Sunderland trying to out grump Justin and Carl for the "can't the end of seaso...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 0 - 0 HULL CITY
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two We hear the rest of the calls after an entertaining 0-0 and ask about our combinations up front, Tom's future manager chances and the five wo...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 0 - 0 HULL CITY
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part One After the third 0-0 draw in four games we look back at what most saw as an entertaining game and a sensational halftime!!! Dan Bachmann's per...
DNSYE - KEEP OR BIN 23/24 & QUESTION TIME
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As ever thanks so much for the questions and suggestions for nonsense to chat about!!! We discuss - sofa's, agent fees, philosophy, kit combinations, ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Home)
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ant from our friends at "To Hull and Back" joins us once again to talk about Hull City - the play offs so near yet so far and how the manager has done...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - SOUTHAMPTON 3 -2 WATFORD
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART 2 The remaining calls and reviews etc... Alex is gutted about the circumstances around the last minute goal, Alan sees encouragement in the spiri...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - SOUTHAMPTON 3 -2 WATFORD
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE We discuss the final minute defeat to Southampton after what looked like a comeback to preserve Tom Cleverley's unbeaten run. Rich comes off ...
DNSYE - WALK FOR AUTISM 2024 - THE STADIUM TOUR
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The lads chat with Rich from Inside the Orange/Yellow* (* delete as appropriate) about this years walk to raise funds and awareness of Autism and asso...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - IPSWICH 0 - 0 WATFORD
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the calls after a fabulous rear guard action to keep a clean sheet at Portman Road and see Tom Cleverley keep his undefeated record so far...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - IPSWICH 0 - 0 WATFORD
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE The second 0-0 in as many games – but aa very different feeling. The defensive performance certainly made the game feel different from Satu...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Southampton (Away)
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Fraser from Southampton FC News and discusses the Saints manager and whether he is fiddling about too much with the team. We talk about the...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 WATFORD 0 - 0 PRESTON NORTH END
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO Nellie joins us and Pete cajoles him into revealing the secrets of spinach and Vegetable Thali’s before Nellie drags Pete back to the footb...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WATFORD 0 - 0 PRESTON NORTH END
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a more than disappointingly dull game versus Preston where neither side appeared to turn up we pour over the performance and the position the cl...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Ipswich Town (Away)
06 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin and Pete chat with Dave from the "Blue Monday" podcast about Ipswich Towns last two seasons, a manager that will presumably poached at some poi...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Preston North End (Home)
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We get to speak to Ollie from the Butter Pie podcast about all things Preston and how their managers past and present are regarded at Deepdale! Has he...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2 - 2 WATFORD
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two of the fan reaction 5 word and long form reactions plus haiku's and limericks!!! More fan reaction from a result that saw us drop two points ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WEST BROMWICH ALBION 2 - 2 WATFORD
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A performance we would have taken at any point this season and a result we would all have taken before the game, however at 2-0 up you have to have a ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 WATFORD 2 - 2 LEEDS UNITED
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The general happiness continues with Pete and Alan going off on one of their meandering discussions on all things football from St Albans to Vicarage ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WATFORD 2 - 2 LEEDS UNITED
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clevs first game at home and despite an 85th minute equaliser (almost) everyone is in good spirits having seen a "front footed" performance against a ...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Away)
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joined by friend of the pod and DNSYE ambassador to the EFL Kev from “Where’s Kev” joins us to talk about the Bank Holiday trip to his beloved b...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Leeds United (Home)
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finally the end of the international break is in sight and we can get back to moaning about Championship football again! Hurrah!! Major Tom's first ho...
DNSYE - MORE BORED OF THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK NONSENSE
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As an alternative to international football or watching paint dry your hosts chat on many things with little or no knowledge of any of the subjects. T...
DNSYE - MAPS & LLOYDINHO SPECIAL PART TWO
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two sees us examining Maps and Lloydinho goals before finding out about both players representing Jamaica and the issues with altitude, rivalries...
DNSYE - MAPS & LLOYDINHO SPECIAL PART ONE
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with Adrian Mariappa and Lloyd Doyley about how they started their careers at Watford “Centres of Excellence” that turned to Academy set u...
TWITTER SPACE - BIRMINGHAM CITY 0 - 1 WATFORD
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We hear the fan reaction following Tom Cleverley's first game in charge in the away win at St Andrews! We hear from the regulars and some occasional ...
DNSYE - ANOTHER RANDOM STREAM OF NONSENSE 2 OR MAYBE 3 (we've lost count!)
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the Opposition View we just kept chatting about things and went from one subject to another. Carl has a fractured skull and has recently been in...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Birmingham City (Away)
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Cleverley is set to lead the team as the Hornets travel to St Andrews but we talk to Sam from Blues Focus to hear about a season that has involved...
DNSYE - SUBBUTEO SPECIAL
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete talks to Helen an artist who specializes in bespoke Subbuteo players via a "whatsapp" voicemail chain about her work and Justin and Pete wonder a...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 2 COVENTRY CITY
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO The second half of the Spaces and all the fan reaction, 5 word and long form reviews plus limericks!!!! After all this we fired Val and off w...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 2 COVENTRY CITY
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART ONE Before Val was let go and Tom took the hot seat - here is the first part of the reaction to the 1-2 defeat to the Sky Blues. COYH!!! This ...
DNSYE - VAL GOES! CLEVS TAKES THE HOT SEAT!
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the aftermath of the home defeat to Coventry City we all pondered how long it might be before the Management at the club took steps to prevent the ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 1 SWANSEA CITY
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 We hear the rest of the calls form the midweek draw with the Swans with a couple of great debut calls asking for us to consider how we talk to ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 1 SWANSEA CITY
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The reaction to the 1-1 home draw with Swansea also saw a rather disturbing and contentious week thus far of social media commentary. Carlos makes a c...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Coventry City (Home)
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to our friend David from Coventry who once again dons a quality garment for the occasion. We find out how Coventry have bounced back from play...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Home)
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke from Swanscast tolerates Justin swooning over his voice again in order to let us know how their season has gone and how the new manager is coming...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 MILLWALL 1 - 0 WATFORD
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO is long but eventful We pick up with Ambassador to Dubai John, and he discusses draining boards, Troy and Millwall TV commentators and asks ...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 MILLWALL 1 - 0 WATFORD
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pete gets all carried away first with a button that plays the “Duff Duff’s” from Eastenders and secondly, he starts talking about Washing...
DNSYE - TROY SPECIAL PART 4
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART 4 By this time we had been talking so long with Troy that his family were probably worried about his safety! We discuss relegation, what that mea...
DNSYE - TROY SPECIAL PART 3
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART 3 We progress through Troy's Watford career by managers chronologically and discuss how he got in with some of the big personalities in the squad...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Millwall (Away)
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris from "That Millwall Podcast" joins us to tell us about a season with 3 managers and what will be the home coming of Millwall talisman Neil Harri...
DNSYE - TROY SPECIAL PART 2
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of 4 We ask Troy for his "one word review" for all his managers and whilst they are telling they lead to more words and stories covering some o...
DNSYE - TROY SPECIAL PART 1
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of 4. Troy was good enough to give us his evening to discuss his time at Watford and to respond to questions submitted by supporters. In the en...
TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1-2 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART TWO The rest of the calls, 5 word and long form reviews, haikus, limericks and Pete girds his loins and goes banging on about the "New Deal for ...