Chapter 1: Who are the Dog Show Divas and what is their role in the podcast?
Please welcome the Dog Show Divas!
Hello! Hi guys! We're here again! So, kamusta naman tayo, Brickwall? Welcome to the General Assembly. Yes, of mga taong may pinakamabilis na internet connection, no? Nung kayo po ay nakabili ng tickets namin. Correct. Maraming maraming salamat po sa pagdalo nyo sa aming pagpupulong. Ito po ay kudeta. Correct.
Chapter 2: What ground rules are set for the live audience recording?
Tayo po ay gagawa ng plot. Yes. But yes, alam ko din po na I think ang mga tao dito ay ang members ng Poppers Pilipinas Party List. Yes, Pauper Pilipinas na ang tanging layunin ay tatlong K, which means kabaklaan, kaluwagan, at kapayapaan. Kapayapaan. Four yun, naging tatlo na lang today. Oo, kasi na-call out po kami ng D-E-N-R. Which stands for?
Chapter 3: What questions did the audience ask during the Q&A segment?
Determination. Empathy. Nuances. And receipts, yes. Okay, so hello everyone. Welcome to our live recording. Thank you very much. Thank you. So this is not the start of the recording because we need to lay out a few ground rules. So number one, there's no photo, no flash photography. Number two, there's no video or audio recording. So this is just for us.
Because of course, the cancelables that we will say, we will edit out, right? And we're doing this, Bowsie, so that you won't bash us on Reddit. For now. For now. Yes. And then also, to the people in the first two rows, I'm so sorry, but you can't stand up during the first segment because you can see, it's like the VCD of 2001. Yes, it's like that. The ones that laugh, right?
Chapter 4: How do the hosts engage with the audience during the live show?
Isn't that your copy of Tom Hanks' Cast Away? Yes. Okay, so we'll put our fishbowl here because it is part of the show that we are going to do. Sa mga taong may mga nametag, nasan kayo? May mga nametag. Yes. So ito ang mga references namin from the show because actually our episode tonight or our live recording is an audience Q&A and crowd work episode. Yes.
Kasi nung nag audience Q&A kami, naka-receive kami ng mga 40 questions. Dalawa lang sinagot namin. Okay. Ganun po kami kasipag. So pag nabunot namin, ang pangalan nyo dito, our prod team will try to go to you. Hopefully, makasingit sila. We give you the mic and then you ask us a question or any advice. Or kung gusto nyo lang mag-rant, pwede rin naman. Okay, so let's start the episode with a song.
One, two, three, and...
And that I think of you I want to be your lady
If your game is on, give me a call, boo If your love is strong, girl, I'll give my all to you And I, I think of you I want to be your lady, babe If your game is on, give me a call, boo If your love is strong, girl, I'll give my all to you Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Let us get this started.
The first person to ask is... I hope this is a good question. Where is Calabarzon? Where are you Calabarzon? Calabarzon, where are you? Or you just wanted to clap your hands? What's that? Yes. Calabarzon. Calabarzon?
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Chapter 5: What humorous insights are shared about the Philippine national anthem?
You know, I won't allow us to not start when Calabarzon doesn't have a question. Correct. Calabarzon, what do you want to ask us? Yes. I'm from Region 4A, Laguna. Where are you? Where are you? Are you afraid of gays? Wala? O, sige. Ay, nako. Okay, bubunot po ulit kami ng tanong. Please, pag nabunot namin kayo, magtanong kayo.
Pag hindi kayo magtanong, our bouncers will escort you out of the premises. We'll take you there. Oh my God, this is no joke. Our next questioner is Bearbrand Adult Plus. Thank you, Bearbrand Adult Plus. Baus is from New York. Correct. Where is he? Bearbrand Adult Plus? Bearbrand Adult Plus, where are you? Seriously, he's on the second floor. Correct. Introduce yourself first.
Hi, Bearbrand Adult Plus. Bearbrand Adult Plus, can you go here in the middle, please? So we can see your beautiful face. Correct.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts relate personal experiences to audience questions?
Let's see. It's hard to come out. Let's see the face that has been rejuvenated. Okay. It's not allowed to come out. It's not allowed to come out. What's our question, ma'am? Hi! Hi! Like a fangirl. So clean. So clean.
If given the chance... If given the chance to change the national anthem of the Philippines...
Next question. Wait, before we go to the next question. Go ahead, ask. Yes, ask. Oh, there it is. That's the National Historical Commission. Yes.
Chapter 7: What are the cultural references made during the audience interactions?
It reminds us of the National Historical Commission that you fixed the question. Correct. Yes. That's your chance to change the question. Yes, that's the chance. That's the chance to not revoke your Philippine passport. Correct. If you want to include your question in the recording, you have to change your question to 1 plus 1, okay? Yes, what's your question, darling?
If given the chance to change the national anthem of the Philippines... Oh, he fought for it.
Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share at the end of the episode?
He fought for it. Yes.
It was said by Bearbrad Adol... It was said by Bearbrad Adolplas, he looks like an old man but his face is thick. Yes. And also, it seems like the chances of us both getting locked up are getting stronger. Dear, sorry. Let's just repeat it. Maybe you want to change your question. It's a bit dangerous because our citizenship is at stake here.
Dear, you're so pitiful. We'll repeat it, okay? Is there no other sis?
Okay, okay.
Ano na lang... If given a chance, na palitan... Na palitan ng national anthem.
Ang anthem! Nang anong bansa? Nang anong bansa? Nang anong bansa? Para, kasi may Schengen visa application ako next week eh. Para makapag-prepare ako.
Ay, okay ka lang. Parang nilalabasan ka eh. Okay ka lang ba? Okay. I'm nervous. What's the song of Sex Bomb that you want to do as a team song of Dog Show Divas?
Ah, let's pretend that she finished it. The exchange of questions. Thank you, sis. You just saved our life in getting a 10-year passport validity and 10-year driver's license validity. Correct. As a Sex Bomb fan, please answer for the two of us. What do you think is the right sex bomb song as our theme song? You know, I'm a fan of Sex Bomb.
And I think the epic battle of the Philippines is the battle between Sex Bomb dancers and Sugar Babes. Oh, no. EB Babes. But for me, I think the anthem for the Dog Show Divas would be spaghetti. At the bottom. And at the top. Yes. Because the spaghetti is a very, very important Italian dish. Yeah. Okay. It originated where?
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