The Fifth Season: Part One
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You might be wondering, "Luke and Dan, how are you gonna make a discussion about this horrifyin...
Warbreaker: Part Three
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan kicks this episode off by bringing up Game of Thrones yet again, in spite of his earlier pledge ...
Warbreaker: Part Two
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is lookin fresh and no man is gonna stop him (07:30). Your favorite fantasy fellows propose sev...
Warbreaker: Part One
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan kicks us off by attempting to alienate our listeners with a hot take about superhero movies (8:3...
Aching God: Mike Shel Interview
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Shel pretty much schools us on Aching God, RPGs, psychology, and proper methods of maniacal, sa...
Aching God: Part Three
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
To start this episode we revolutionize the book adaptation world by throwing out video game ideas (1...
Aching God: Part Two
15 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Get excited, we are talking about swords this episode. Do you agree with Dan and his perfectly reaso...
Aching God: Part One
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets this episode started by giving away a great fantasy plot idea for free, then we start discu...
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part Three
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan debate the merits of skipping leg day (spoilers: don’t.) But feel free to skip to...
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part Two
22 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No intro segment for this episode, we start already warmed up to cover the first 10 chapters of the ...
The Lies of Locke Lamora: Part One
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in to this episode to hear Dan’s very controversial opinions on lobotomy, but first liste...
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part Three
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Remember The Colony show from 2009? Well Dan does…Ya boys develop a theory live in episode. We...
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part Two
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No warm-up this time, just those clean, 100% pure, pristine book nuggets. Speaking of dank nugs, thi...
A Fire Upon the Deep: Part One
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan rile each other up over audiobooks, then start the first episode on the Fire Upon the D...
A Clash of Kings: Part Four
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Your two favorite podcast hosts finally make their pitch to transition to Hollywood with the new Era...
A Clash of Kings: Part Three
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
As promised we start this episode by nailing down the trailer for our new Eragon movie before talkin...
A Clash of Kings: Part Two
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we spend the first 10 minutes brainstorming about the plotline for our Eragon movie,...
A Clash of Kings: Part One
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Before talking about A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin we talk about the new Eragon book and p...
Mail Bag!
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan take a one-episode hiatus from books, and take a stab at discussing other media. Luke g...
The Crimson Queen Part Three + Author Interview
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back at it again. In a very anti-Immortal episode Luke roasts Demian, and Dan comes dow...
The Crimson Queen Part Two: Chapters 13 – 26
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets a little Marxist early on and comes down a little harsh on Jan. Luke’s ridiculous &qu...
The Crimson Queen Part One: Chapters 1 – 12
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Luke and Dan are back at it again: Luke planning a culture change...
The Name of the Wind Part Four: Chapters 72 – End
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan ruins Christmas then brings up new evidence for his Ben-Denna theory. Luke points out that Kvoth...
The Name of the Wind Part Three: Chapters 47-71
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan talk about voting just in time to miss the election, then jump into the third section o...
The Name of the Wind Part Two: Chapters 18-46
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan throw a little shade on a Halloween tradition and attempt to answer the age old questio...
The Name of the Wind Part One: Chapters 1-17
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In our first Kingkiller Chronicles episode we have a long conversation about Dungeons and Dragons be...
Hyperion Part 3: Chapter 5 – End
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We wrap up the last episode covering Hyperion by Dan Simmons with discussions about the last two cha...
Hyperion Part 2: Chapters 3 and 4
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In our second Hyperion episode Luke unveils a new idea for a fan appreciation event (Hint: it involv...
Hyperion Part 1: Chapters 1 and 2
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke gives some details about his vacation and we jump into our first episode covering Hyperion. Dan...
The Emperor’s Soul
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan complains about the lack of alien representation in Star Wars, then we discuss Brandon Sanderson...
Game of Thrones Part Four: Chapters 61 – End
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke flip flops on his previous hot take about the T.V. show being better than this incredible book ...
Game of Thrones Part Three: Chapters 41 – 60
14 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron, excited to start this new collab. Get at us. We reveal the embarrassing truth Tywin Lanniste...
Game of Thrones Part Two: Chapters 21 – 40
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss chapters 21 – 40 of A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin. Dan unveils a conspir...
Game of Thrones Part One: Chapters 1 – 20
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the first 20 chapters of A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin. We unveil our flat Wes...
Elantris Part Two: Chapter 57 – End
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Elantris part 2 – we discuss the last section of Elantris from chapter 57 onward. Dan brings u...
Elantris Part One: Chapters 1 – 56
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Don’t Call it a Book Club! In our first episode Luke makes a hot take about Game of...
Intro episode
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The intro episode to Don’t Call it a Book Club, giving you a taste of our style. Not sophistic...