every other reason why ed sheeran sucks
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What what what what Hello mamas. This year I'm trying to be a better person. I'm trying to hate less and love more. I'm trying to not hold grudges. But when I get the rare opportunity for one of my very niche burning Disdains for a certain public figure. When I get the opportunity to bandwagon. on an already compounding cancellation of someone? I have to get it out of my system. The same way a puppy that swallowed a whole bottle of Adderalls is shaking, needing to get it out of its system. I need to, I can't become the bigger person that I want to be with this still harboring inside of me. So As I'm sure you're aware. We have seen the true colors of one Ed Sheeran, but I would like to air out A little bit about that.
But also I sound crazy and I look crazy and I feel crazy. Um, but I have a notes app saved of all the reasons that I don't like Ed Sheeran, that I don't fucking like Ed Sheeran. And I've had this notes app page for a millennium, it feels. And every time I tell someone, they're like, who is your least favorite artist? I say it's Ed Sheeran. Sheerin, they look at me like I kicked a baby. They look at me like here is poor little Ed Sheeran in his cargo shorts from Halifax, England, um, who wouldn't have hurt a fly, and here's evil better the wake of wants to Fuck the little Okay. I need to reel it back. And hopefully by the end of this, hopefully by the end of my explaining, if you don't already, you see where I am.
And once again. This is just purely to get out of my system. Cause I and I am just indulging myself. Guys, it's important in life to indulge yourself in a little bit of darkness sometimes. Cause y i if you If you pretend like the darkness is not there, then you become evil. So I am recognizing that I have uh previously unfounded disdain for Ed Sheeran, and I'm going to tell you why. From my notes app that I have been cherishing. Number one, and this I think will be the o this is probably the meanest because this is just a part of his stature. Uh but it is something he can help. I promise you that when I say what I'm about to say, it is not like anything he was born with. But phenotypically, he is a he is a discord moderator.
That man should not be walking the carpet of the Grammys. That man should be running a Discord server for a League of Legends clan. The way that man And this is not anything about I know I said phenotypically, maybe that was the wrong word. I mean the way he presents himself is the same way a grown man would crawl out of his mother's basement after losing all of his money to online gambling or like an OnlyFans foot model and then trying to re-enter society. It's something about the neck neck beard, it's something about the I'm gonna skip on that one 'cause we're starting off too mean. Next up, it's the way he names every album with a mathematical fucking symbol. Like this is my plus album. This is multiply.
This is divide. How? un inspired as an artist do you have to be to be like, hmm, I could name like even a color, even a color you'd be like, this is the blue album. I'm feeling, you know, in this album I the the running theme is blue. Oh Like d waves. Like literally anything. Anything. But no no no. We're gonna call it div divide. Multiply. Like that alone just t tells me everything I need to know about your artistic vision.
Why does Ben feel the need to vent about Ed Sheeran right now?
Anyways, next up. This is this was my radicalization point with my journey with Ed Sheeran. Um, and this flew under the radar for a lot of people, but he has an album called it's like called like the Collaborations Project Number Six. And it is Let me actually read you some of the names featured on this. Because when you think of it, Sheeran, you think of here's White Boy with a guitar.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–5:08
2
Why does Ben feel the need to vent about Ed Sheeran right now?
5:08–13:25
3
What does Ben consider the most insulting part of Ed Sheeran’s public image?
13:25–18:33
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Why does Ben hate Ed Sheeran’s habit of naming albums with mathematical symbols?
18:33–25:06
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What’s the story behind the “Collaborations Project Number 6” and its celebrity features?
25:06–30:24