Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy
Episodes
E274. There's Lead In The Aqueducts - Dumpster Fire
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone i...
E273. Hidden Dumpster Gems - Dumpster Fire
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media.0:00 - Introduction1:27 - Phetasy4:06 - Cookbooks10:01 - Weathe...
E272. 2025 Wrap Up with Dave Landau - Dumpster World
20 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World cross...
E271. Trump Has Trump Derangement Syndrome - Dumpster Fire
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.0:00 - Introduction2:50 - BON CHARGE4:10 - Narcissism on Fire12:54 - Sheath14:05 - Weather14:45...
Surreal World 47: How It Started, How’s It’s Going - Dumpster Fire
13 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens w...
E269. It's The End of The World As We Know It - Dumpster Fire
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the interne...
E268. Black Mirror Gift Guide - Dumpster Fire
06 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.0:00 - ...
E267 - Is AI Making Us Dumber? - Dumpster Fire
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the differe...
E266. Fake Americans Are Destroying America - Dumpster Fire
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of ou...
E265. Advice From A Human Dumpster Fire
22 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankl...
E264. The Billion-Dollar Pickup Line - Dumpster Fire
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favor...
E263. A Nickel For Your Thoughts About Epstein - Dumpster Fire
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest....
E262. Democrats Have A Fake News Problem - Dumpster Fire
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violen...
E261. Democrats Have A Socialism Problem - Dumpster Fire
08 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’...
E260. You'll Be SHOCKED How AI Solved Climate Change - Dumpster Fire
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purc...
E259. Democrats Have A Crazy Woman Problem - Dumpster Fire
01 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women dri...
E258. Democrats Have A Commie Problem - Dumpster Fire
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of...
E257. Democrats Try To Fix Their Man Problem - Dumpster Fire
25 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Ame...
E256. Democrats Have A No King Problem - Dumpster Fire
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN!0:00 - Parade of Morons16:25 - The Pe...
E255. Cancel Culture In The Group Chat - Dumpster Fire
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 0:00 - Parade of Morons7:19 - BON CHARGE8:22 - Weather8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd...
E254. The Left Side of History - Dumpster Fire
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting ...
E253. What Happened To Gen Z? - Dumpster Fire
11 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety.0:00 - Gen Z Discovers12:25 - Quest13:29 - Weather1...
E252. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served with $150 Million - Dumpster Fire
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a r...
E251. The Left Can't Meme - Dumpster Fire
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left ...
E250. JK Rowling Has Had Enough - Dumpster Fire
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is repla...
E249. Everything Is So Gay - Dumpster Fire
27 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, ...
E248. Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Was A REVIVAL - Dumpster Fire
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her sta...
E247. Democrats Try And Shift The Blame - Dumpster Fire
20 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discov...
E246. Democrats Have A Political Violence Problem - Dumpster Fire
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. End Music - Swe...
E245. Gen Z Doesn't Get the 90s - Dumpster Fire
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was lik...
E244. Britain Has A Free Speech Problem - Dumpster Fire
06 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians are being arrested for tweeting jokes, Malcom Glawell admits he was a coward and Putin and Xi are probably harvesting organs in order to ach...
E243. Democrats Have A Trump’s Not Dead Problem - Dumpster Fire
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
“Trump Is Dead” was trending all weekend, Bridget explores the conspiracy theories, and Greta is sailing to Gaza. Again.0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAI...
E242. America Has An Anti-Science Problem - Dumpster Fire
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials? Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally h...
E241. Democrats Have A Language Police Problem - Dumpster Fire
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch ou...
E240. Democrats Have A Troll Problem - Dumpster Fire
23 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin Newsom is attempting to out-troll the OG Troll-In-Chief, Bridget breaks down why it isn't working. Plus, why the Cracker Barrel rebrand is ...
E239. Finally A Reason To Tune Into The WNBA - Dumpster Fire
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s so much going on in the world but we’ve decided to focus on two stories that matter most to Dumpster Fire - The WNBA dildo-gate and Jim Ac...
90s Movies That Taught Me The Wrong Lesson About Men - Dumpster Fire
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget analyzes Pretty Woman, Reality Bites & Dangerous Beauty as 3 of the 90s movies that taught her all the wrong lessons about men. 0:00 - Pr...
E237. Beauty & The Beast Is A Dumpster Fire
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stans of the 1991 animated Beauty & The Beast movie won't want to hear this, but Bridget tears apart the plot holes, theorizes on the dark hi...
E236. Democrats Have A Man Problem Part 245 - Dumpster Fire
02 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes13:18 - BON CHARGE 14:30 - Weather14:59 - Beyond Parody17:25 ...
E235. Sydney Sweeney EXPOSES HERSELF To Feminists - Dumpster Fire
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.” 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes10:49 - Quest12:10 - Weather12:34 - Ca...
E234. Where Does South Park Go From Here? - Dumpster Fire
26 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of givi...
E233. Democrats Have A Late Night Problem - Dumpster Fire
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will m...
E232. Democrats Have A Coldplay Problem - Dumpster Fire
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN16:25 - The Perfe...
E231. Democrats Have An Entitlement Problem - Dumpster Fire
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitte...
E230. AI Is Trolling Us - Dumpster Fire
12 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again8:23 - BON ...
E229. Democrats Have A Politically Homeless Problem - Dumpster Fire
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.0:00 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself14:46 - BRUNT...
E228. Democrats Have A Dead Internet Problem - Dumpster Fire
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that ...
E227. Democrats Have A Daddy Problem - Dumpster Fire
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is object...
E226. Democrats Have A Demon Problem - Dumpster Fire
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran. 0:00 - Common Sense Prevails7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy13:...
E225. Democrats Have A Marketing Problem - Dumpster Fire
21 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continue...
E224. Democrats Have A Parade Problem - Dumpster Fire
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just th...
E223. Democrats Have A SoyBoy Problem - Dumpster Fire
14 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getti...
E222. Democrats Have a Riot Problem - Dumpster Fire
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.0:00 - Riot Season Returns13:37 - Brunt14:59 - Weather15:29 - Riot...
E221. The Trump Elon Breakup - Who gets America in the divorce? - Dumpster Fire
07 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.0...
E220. Women Will Do Anything For Attention
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza. 0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty9:40 - Que...
Elon Finds Out What Americans Already Know
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again12:01 - BON CHARGE13:26 - Weather13:53 - My Nemesis I...
E218. The Democrat Man Problem Gets Worse
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who...
E217. Ginger Is The New Black | Ozempic Eats Weight Watchers | Kanye Quits Antisemitism
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced...
E216 - A Cover Up of A Cover Up of A Cover Up | Also, Epstein Killed Himself?
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that E...
Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 0:00 - This F...
The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Bro...
Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of ...
Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. ...
Trump Tells China To Get Rekt
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse...
Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline?
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of ...
The Fight Against Gender Ideology
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 12:08 - Quest 13:17 - Weather ...
JD Vance's Powers Are Growing
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyon...
JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sper...
More Like AstroNOTS
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Opr...
Make America's Showers Great Again
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at h...
Panican At The Disc Throw
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes f...
Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content l...
White House Weaponizes Anime
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 7:53 - Caliber 9:10 - Weather 9:33 - Breaking Bridget 15:58 - Phe...
More Like National INSecurity, Amirite?
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good e...
Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle. 0:00 - Every...
Democrats, Chill the F* Out
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here...
Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and th...
Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast. 0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire 8:2...
JD Vance Breaks The Internet
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI. 0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious 9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weat...
Can The Democrats Be Normal?
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messa...
Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.0:00 - What Is Happening 12:51 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:4...
Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom i...
Who Let The DOGE Out?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, cha...
Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics
22 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez. 0:00 - Never Woke Enough 7:55 - Sheat...
Elon's Baby Mama Drama
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00 - My ...
D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's ta...
Super Bowl or Super Boring?
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the te...
In DOGE We Trust
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.0:00...
I Don't Cariff About Tariffs
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats co...
Inject RFK Jr. Directly Into Our Veins
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparallel...
Never Ugly Cry On The Internet
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden...
DEI for Dummies
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies.0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:52 - Qualia 16:16 - ...
Trump Makes Women, WOMEN Again
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Governme...
The Left Has A Learning Disability
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 10:36 - Quest 11:42 - ...
Trump Is Back
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last...
Bye Bye Biden
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues.0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 9:25 - Sheath 10:31 - Weat...
Zuckerberg Gets Red Pilled
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, anne...
LA's Hot Mess
11 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online. 0:00...
Bow to Elon, Your New Earth King
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration...
DON'T Become A YouTube Star
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a...