Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy
Episodes
Make America's Showers Great Again
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at h...
Panican At The Disc Throw
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes f...
Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content l...
White House Weaponizes Anime
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 7:53 - Caliber 9:10 - Weather 9:33 - Breaking Bridget 15:58 - Phe...
More Like National INSecurity, Amirite?
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good e...
Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle. 0:00 - Every...
Democrats, Chill the F* Out
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here...
Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and th...
Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast. 0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire 8:2...
JD Vance Breaks The Internet
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI. 0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious 9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weat...
Can The Democrats Be Normal?
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messa...
Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.0:00 - What Is Happening 12:51 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:4...
Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom i...
Who Let The DOGE Out?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, cha...
Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics
22 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez. 0:00 - Never Woke Enough 7:55 - Sheat...
Elon's Baby Mama Drama
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00 - My ...
D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's ta...
Super Bowl or Super Boring?
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the te...
In DOGE We Trust
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.0:00...
I Don't Cariff About Tariffs
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats co...
Inject RFK Jr. Directly Into Our Veins
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparallel...
Never Ugly Cry On The Internet
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden...
DEI for Dummies
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies.0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:52 - Qualia 16:16 - ...
Trump Makes Women, WOMEN Again
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Governme...
The Left Has A Learning Disability
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 10:36 - Quest 11:42 - ...
Trump Is Back
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last...
Bye Bye Biden
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues.0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 9:25 - Sheath 10:31 - Weat...
Zuckerberg Gets Red Pilled
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, anne...
LA's Hot Mess
11 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online. 0:00...
Bow to Elon, Your New Earth King
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration...
DON'T Become A YouTube Star
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a...
Our Favorite Things 2024
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furn...
America's Being Invaded
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court ...
Time Magazine's Hitler of the Year
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi M...
This Is What Victory Smells Like
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Da...
United Healthcare Killer & Hawk Tuah
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea? 0:00 - Sh*t&ap...
Hunter Biden for Dummies
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays....
Have The Democrats Learned Anything?
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the To...
"Holding Space" for Theater Kids
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs ...
New Media Trumps Mainstream Media
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes...
The Art of the Trump Dance
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks?0:00 - Sacred Cows 3:28 - The ...
The Real World: White House Season 2
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding...
There's No Crying In Late Night
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignoran...
Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble.0...
Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 18:36 - Quest 19:47 - Weather 20:04 - Welcome T...
SQUIRREL!
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so." 0:00 - What Is Happe...
Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a...
Who I Voted For And Why
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...
Republicans Have A Woman Problem
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out th...
Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains?
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 6:52...
Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:33 - Calib...
Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions. 0...
Trump Cooks Kamala
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palme...
Elon's Big Rocket Insertion
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, C...
Democrats Have A Man Problem
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are ...
No One Is Coming
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump r...
P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadersh...
They're Eating The Pets
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get...
Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's t...
Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel cultur...
Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings...
Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed ...
Leave The Lesbians Alone
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right...
Y'all Need Jesus
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depressio...
The One Thing All Americans Agree On
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders ei...
Hamas Girl Summer
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to c...
F*ck Around And Find Out
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without conseq...
All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visc...
Two Chicks At The Same Time
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces abo...
My Culture Is Not Your Costume
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Mi...
Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us?
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the n...
Too Smart To Be This McTarded
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronou...
The Diaper People
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a de...
American Karen
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Indep...
This Is What Happens...
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jo...
MAGA: The Gathering
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade indus...
Two Americas, One Cup
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget&a...
It's True, Because It's True
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Brid...
2 + 2 = Math Is Racist
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her...
Watching Mental Patients Eat Their Poo
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter ...
The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning...
Stay Outta My Lane
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize...
The Aliens Are Coming
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? ...
Everything Is Bullsh*t
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corpo...
The Mugshot Economy
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has ...
Thanks, Lizzo
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a ...
The United States of Gerontocracy
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever sur...
Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Wil...
Dumpster Fire Is A False Flag
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian&ap...
The Nerds Need To Be Stopped
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse?...
The Emperor Has No Gender
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understa...
Nice Non-Man Moobs
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater pri...
It's A Slippery Slope
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto ne...
The Titanic Was An Inside Job
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will ...
Execution Culture Is Coming
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget ea...
The Final Dumpster Fire
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing devi...
AI Is Coming For Us All
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by th...
Never See An Uggo Again
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had...
The Dumpster Pail Kids
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget&...
AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember ...