Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Our Favorite Things 2024

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furn...

America's Being Invaded

19 Dec 2024

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China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court ...

Time Magazine's Hitler of the Year

16 Dec 2024

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Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi M...

This Is What Victory Smells Like

12 Dec 2024

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How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Da...

United Healthcare Killer & Hawk Tuah

09 Dec 2024

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United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea? 0:00 - Sh*t&ap...

Hunter Biden for Dummies

05 Dec 2024

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Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays....

Have The Democrats Learned Anything?

02 Dec 2024

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Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the To...

"Holding Space" for Theater Kids

28 Nov 2024

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What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs ...

New Media Trumps Mainstream Media

25 Nov 2024

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The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes...

The Art of the Trump Dance

21 Nov 2024

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Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks?0:00 - Sacred Cows 3:28 - The ...

The Real World: White House Season 2

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding...

There's No Crying In Late Night

14 Nov 2024

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What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignoran...

Gen X Overcomes Their Apathy

11 Nov 2024

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People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble.0...

Red Wave DESTROYS Blue Wall

07 Nov 2024

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Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 18:36 - Quest 19:47 - Weather 20:04 - Welcome T...

SQUIRREL!

05 Nov 2024

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Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so." 0:00 - What Is Happe...

Too Much Garbage For The Dumpster Fire

04 Nov 2024

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Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a...

Who I Voted For And Why

02 Nov 2024

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The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...

Republicans Have A Woman Problem

01 Nov 2024

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Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out th...

Lesbians Are Being Put On Trains?

30 Oct 2024

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Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 6:52...

Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience

27 Oct 2024

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Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:33 - Calib...

Kamala's Nonsense Talking Tour 2024

25 Oct 2024

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McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions. 0...

Trump Cooks Kamala

23 Oct 2024

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Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palme...

Elon's Big Rocket Insertion

20 Oct 2024

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Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, C...

Democrats Have A Man Problem

18 Oct 2024

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A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are ...

No One Is Coming

13 Oct 2024

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The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump r...

P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas

29 Sep 2024

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There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadersh...

They're Eating The Pets

15 Sep 2024

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"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get...

Good Vibes, Joy & The Empty Vessel

31 Aug 2024

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Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's t...

Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos

21 Jul 2024

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The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel cultur...

Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero

07 Jul 2024

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Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings...

Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror

23 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed ...

Leave The Lesbians Alone

09 Jun 2024

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Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right...

Y'all Need Jesus

26 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depressio...

The One Thing All Americans Agree On

12 May 2024

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Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders ei...

Hamas Girl Summer

28 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to c...

F*ck Around And Find Out

21 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without conseq...

All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars

14 Apr 2024

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All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visc...

Two Chicks At The Same Time

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces abo...

My Culture Is Not Your Costume

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Mi...

Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us?

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the n...

Too Smart To Be This McTarded

25 Feb 2024

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What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronou...

The Diaper People

11 Feb 2024

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The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a de...

American Karen

21 Jan 2024

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Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Indep...

This Is What Happens...

07 Jan 2024

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What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jo...

MAGA: The Gathering

17 Dec 2023

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Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade indus...

Two Americas, One Cup

03 Dec 2023

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Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget&a...

It's True, Because It's True

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Brid...

2 + 2 = Math Is Racist

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her...

Watching Mental Patients Eat Their Poo

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter ...

The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning...

Stay Outta My Lane

24 Sep 2023

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Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize...

The Aliens Are Coming

17 Sep 2023

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Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? ...

Everything Is Bullsh*t

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corpo...

The Mugshot Economy

03 Sep 2023

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Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has ...

Thanks, Lizzo

06 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a ...

The United States of Gerontocracy

30 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever sur...

Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever

16 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Wil...

Dumpster Fire Is A False Flag

09 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian&ap...

The Nerds Need To Be Stopped

02 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse?...

The Emperor Has No Gender

25 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understa...

Nice Non-Man Moobs

18 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater pri...

It's A Slippery Slope

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto ne...

The Titanic Was An Inside Job

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will ...

Execution Culture Is Coming

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget ea...

The Final Dumpster Fire

03 Apr 2023

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Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing devi...

AI Is Coming For Us All

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by th...

Never See An Uggo Again

13 Mar 2023

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Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had...

The Dumpster Pail Kids

27 Feb 2023

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At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget&...

AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN

06 Feb 2023

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Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember ...

Lamest Doomsday Ever (Live)

30 Jan 2023

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Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government? What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&a...

Game of Chodes

23 Jan 2023

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How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? ...

Make Shame Great Again

09 Jan 2023

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Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phet...

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Dumpster Fire (Live)

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original neme...

Everyone Is So Broken

05 Dec 2022

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What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campai...

Extremely Hardcore (Live)

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Du...

This Is Thunderdome

07 Nov 2022

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Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop la...

YouTube Loves Us!

24 Oct 2022

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Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about...

Populism Has A Point

10 Oct 2022

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Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over ...

There Are Plurals In My Meatsuit

26 Sep 2022

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Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltro...

Keep Calm & Dumpster On

12 Sep 2022

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Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called...

Who Puts Swear Words On A Baby?

29 Aug 2022

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Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these...

Defund The IRS

08 Aug 2022

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Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy is...

Return Of The Dumpster

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sa...

Make The Colonies Great For The First Time

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam...

There's Lead In The Aqueducts

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Cal...

Control Your Soul's Desire For Children

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return ...

Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 4/3/22Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What wen...

Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 3/28/22Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be ...

Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 3/14/22Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to...

Dumpster Fire 86 - The Hunt For Red Yachtober

07 Mar 2022

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Original Air Date - 3/7/22Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during t...

Dumpster Fire 85 - The Chernobyl of Bad Takes

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 2/28/22Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in t...

Dumpster Fire 84 - Let Them Eat Bezos

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 2/14/22Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which pa...

Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt

07 Feb 2022

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Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie ...

Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

24 Jan 2022

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Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our pro...

Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked

17 Jan 2022

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Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan ...

Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 1/10/22Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the mos...

Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT!

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 12/20/21Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Eq...

Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 12/13/21Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Wh...

Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple!

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 12/6/21Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the o...

Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Original Air Date - 11/22/21Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Ma...