Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy
Episodes
Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 11/14/21What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress...
Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 11/1/21What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't...
Dumpster Fire 73 - The Kids Aren't Alright
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/25/21Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's ...
Dumpster Fire 72 - That Sh*t Is Wack
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/18/21Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupt...
Dumpster Fire 71 - Think While It's Still Legal
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/4/21Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand cloth...
Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 9/27/21Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vagina...
Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really fee...
Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 9/6/21Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relation...
Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 8/30/21Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many mil...
Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 8/23/21Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NAS...
Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 7/26/21Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? D...
Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 19, 2021Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the ...
Dumpster Fire 63 - There's Something In The Water
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 5, 2021Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot upris...
Dumpster Fire 62 - Never Mess With A Witch
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 28, 2021Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their so...
Dumpster Fire 61 - I Want The Male Gaze Inside Me
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 21, 2021Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did O...
Dumpster Fire 60 - No One Has The Monopoly On Being A D*ck
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 7, 2021Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible ...
Dumpster Fire 59 - We Apologize To West Taiwan
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 31, 2021Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? ...
Dumpster Fire 58 - Your Sacred Cows Are Delicious
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 24, 2021Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent a...
Dumpster Fire 57 - Just The Right Amount Of Malice
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 17, 2021Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will...
Dumpster Fire 56 - Democrats Can Be Racist Too
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 3, 2021Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingl...
Dumpster Fire 55 - Activists Are The Worst
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 26, 2021Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teach...
Dumpster Fire 54 - Don't Let Them Divide Us
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 19, 2021Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxis...
Dumpster Fire 53 - This Is My Vaccine Passport
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 12, 2021If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying ...
Dumpster Fire 52 - Shrinking Winkies & Butt Stuff
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 29, 2021Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump fo...
Dumpster Fire 51 - Everyone's Jerkin' Off
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 22, 2021Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you wa...
Dumpster Fire 50 - Never Cave To The Mob
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 15, 2021What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious t...
Dumpster Fire 49 - Everything Is So Dumb
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 8, 2021Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can w...
Dumpster Fire 48 - Reality Remains Undefeated
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 1, 2021Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is M...
Dumpster Fire 47 - GameStop and the Rise of the Reddit Lords
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 1, 2021What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we'r...
Dumpster Fire 46 - You're Welcome, America!
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 25, 2021How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's c...
Dumpster Fire 45 - Beyond The Rabbit Hole
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 18, 2021Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones bec...
Dumpster Fire 44 - Step One: Buy A Guy Fawkes Mask
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 4, 2021Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Ber...
Dumpster Fire 43 - Senator, PornHub, MasterCard, Covid Deaths, 9/11
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: December 14, 2020Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would...
Dumpster Fire 42 - "We Pigs Are Brainworkers"
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: December 7, 2020Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate ...
Dumpster Fire 41 - All Rabbit Holes Lead To Agenda 2030
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 23, 2020Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane ...
Dumpster Fire 40 - Veep Is A Documentary
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 16, 2020Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a f...
Dumpster Fire 39 - Welcome To The Resistance, MAGA
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 9, 2020Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter...
Dumpster Fire 38 - Rapture Me, Great Sky Master
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 2, 2020Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming fo...
Dumpster Fire 37 - There Is Only One Dumpster Fire!
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 26, 2020Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look...
Dumpster Fire 36 - Sexy Frog In Boiling Water
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 19, 2020Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced c...
Dumpster Fire 35 - The Great Unraveling
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 12, 2020Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Ye...
Dumpster Fire 34 - Forgive My Laughter: I Have A Condition
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 5, 2020Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the...
Dumpster Fire 33 - Even The Amish Are Owning the Libs
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 28, 2020Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci...
Dumpster Fire 32 - Make Kink-Shaming Great Again
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 7, 2020Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RN...
Dumpster Fire 31 - Wet A$$ Phetasy
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: August 24, 2020Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "...
Dumpster Fire 30 - Burned By The Holy Spirit
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: August 10, 2020Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you pr...
Dumpster Fire 29 - Whatever Happened to Whimsy?
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 27, 2020Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why ...
Dumpster Fire 28 - Scream Inside Your Heart
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 13, 2020Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can y...
Dumpster Fire 27 - We've Seen the Light, And It's Not White
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 29, 2020Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unres...
Dumpster Fire 26 - The Pandering Will Continue Until Morale Improves
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 15, 2020Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility ...
Dumpster Fire 25 - This Show is Not for Sale
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 25, 2020Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell t...
Dumpster Fire 24 - Let Go of My Cold Dead Eyes
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 18, 2020Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clue...
Dumpster Fire 23 - Future Therapists of the Simulation
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 11, 2020Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how d...
Dumpster Fire 22 - Let Them Eat A$$
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 4, 2020Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who ...
Dumpster Fire 21 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 27, 2020How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for ...
Dumpster Fire 20 - Dear Leader vs. America's Spicy Butthole
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 23, 2020How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quara...
Dumpster Fire 19 - Keep Calm & Quarantine On, Morons
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 16, 2020Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wav...
Dumpster Fire 18 - Spare Me My Life
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 9, 2020Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? C...
Dumpster Fire 17 - Instersectionality Giveth, Intersectionality Taketh Away
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 24, 2020Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree ...
Dumpster Fire 16 - Where Are My Accolades?!?
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 17, 2020Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Wi...
Dumpster Fire 15 - Pu$$y Grabbing Should Be Done In Private
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 10, 2020Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when ...
Dumpster Fire 14 - Wokeism is a Mind Virus
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 3, 2020What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change ...
Dumpster Fire 13 - Pu$$y, The Musical
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 27, 2020Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the nex...
Dumpster Fire 12 - We Watch Porn for the Dialogue
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 21, 2020Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Re...
Dumpster Fire 11 - Begun the Meme War Has
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 13, 2020Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspir...
Dumpster Fire 10 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 11, 2019Is John Legend unbearable? Can the asthmatics outrun the robot Mini Cheetahs? What does Kim Kardashian look like w...
Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 4, 2019Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid add...
Dumpster Fire 8 - Beware of "Jazz Hands" As the "Mushies" Cancel Clapping
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 28, 2019Is the Patriarchy so crafty they'll finally succeed in erasing women? Did Trump tweet about the iphone because...
Dumpster Fire 7 - Reality is Parody in the Age of Phetasy
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 21, 2019Are activists sniffing the super glue they use? Is Fortnite your babysitter? Is the NBA in China's pocket? Has...
Dumpster Fire 6 - The Death Metal Children Will Save the World
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 1, 2019Are twerking protestors the worst? Did Greta Thunberg out-troll Trump? Are woke parents unbearable? What does Bridge...
Dumpster Fire 5 - The Dolphins Shall Save Us from the Aliens
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 23, 2019Will the children save us all? Is Elon Musk an alien? Does Sean Spicer have any dignity left? Is Bridget in love ...
Dumpster Fire 4: Are You Not Entertained?
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 16, 2019Are robot priests going to murder us all? Did Melania Trump know what she was doing? Is Monopoly sexist? Is Rudy ...
Dumpster Fire 3: The Lizard People Are Real
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 9, 2019Should Debra Messing be blacklisted? Has your butt plug been hacked? Is "retarded" making a comeback? Wi...
Dumpster Fire 2: Murdered by Sex Robots? Yes, Please.
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 3, 2019Is bedbug a term of endearment? Are pumpkin spice lattes a symbol of genocide? Did Dior make the most racist comme...
Dumpster Fire 1: Everyone is Cancelled
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: August 26, 2019Bridget Phetasy reflects on the latest casualties of the culture wars. Is Trump the chosen one? Is Joe Rogan getting...
Dumpster Fire Podcast - Teaser
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is your Dumpster Fire in podcast form. Sorry it's taken so long, we're just a bunch of MORONS! This is a public episode. If you'd ...