Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy
Episodes
AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember ...
Lamest Doomsday Ever (Live)
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government? What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&a...
Game of Chodes
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? ...
Make Shame Great Again
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phet...
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Dumpster Fire (Live)
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original neme...
Everyone Is So Broken
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campai...
Extremely Hardcore (Live)
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Du...
This Is Thunderdome
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop la...
YouTube Loves Us!
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about...
Populism Has A Point
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over ...
There Are Plurals In My Meatsuit
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltro...
Keep Calm & Dumpster On
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called...
Who Puts Swear Words On A Baby?
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these...
Defund The IRS
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy is...
Return Of The Dumpster
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sa...
Make The Colonies Great For The First Time
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam...
There's Lead In The Aqueducts
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Cal...
Control Your Soul's Desire For Children
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return ...
Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 4/3/22Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What wen...
Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 3/28/22Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be ...
Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 3/14/22Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to...
Dumpster Fire 86 - The Hunt For Red Yachtober
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 3/7/22Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during t...
Dumpster Fire 85 - The Chernobyl of Bad Takes
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 2/28/22Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in t...
Dumpster Fire 84 - Let Them Eat Bezos
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 2/14/22Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which pa...
Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie ...
Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our pro...
Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan ...
Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 1/10/22Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the mos...
Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT!
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 12/20/21Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Eq...
Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 12/13/21Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Wh...
Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple!
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 12/6/21Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the o...
Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 11/22/21Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Ma...
Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 11/14/21What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress...
Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 11/1/21What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't...
Dumpster Fire 73 - The Kids Aren't Alright
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/25/21Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's ...
Dumpster Fire 72 - That Sh*t Is Wack
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/18/21Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupt...
Dumpster Fire 71 - Think While It's Still Legal
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 10/4/21Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand cloth...
Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date - 9/27/21Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vagina...
Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really fee...
Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 9/6/21Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relation...
Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 8/30/21Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many mil...
Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 8/23/21Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NAS...
Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: 7/26/21Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? D...
Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 19, 2021Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the ...
Dumpster Fire 63 - There's Something In The Water
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 5, 2021Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot upris...
Dumpster Fire 62 - Never Mess With A Witch
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 28, 2021Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their so...
Dumpster Fire 61 - I Want The Male Gaze Inside Me
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 21, 2021Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did O...
Dumpster Fire 60 - No One Has The Monopoly On Being A D*ck
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 7, 2021Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible ...
Dumpster Fire 59 - We Apologize To West Taiwan
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 31, 2021Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? ...
Dumpster Fire 58 - Your Sacred Cows Are Delicious
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 24, 2021Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent a...
Dumpster Fire 57 - Just The Right Amount Of Malice
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 17, 2021Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will...
Dumpster Fire 56 - Democrats Can Be Racist Too
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 3, 2021Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingl...
Dumpster Fire 55 - Activists Are The Worst
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 26, 2021Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teach...
Dumpster Fire 54 - Don't Let Them Divide Us
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 19, 2021Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxis...
Dumpster Fire 53 - This Is My Vaccine Passport
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 12, 2021If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying ...
Dumpster Fire 52 - Shrinking Winkies & Butt Stuff
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 29, 2021Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump fo...
Dumpster Fire 51 - Everyone's Jerkin' Off
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 22, 2021Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you wa...
Dumpster Fire 50 - Never Cave To The Mob
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 15, 2021What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious t...
Dumpster Fire 49 - Everything Is So Dumb
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 8, 2021Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can w...
Dumpster Fire 48 - Reality Remains Undefeated
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 1, 2021Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is M...
Dumpster Fire 47 - GameStop and the Rise of the Reddit Lords
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 1, 2021What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we'r...
Dumpster Fire 46 - You're Welcome, America!
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 25, 2021How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's c...
Dumpster Fire 45 - Beyond The Rabbit Hole
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 18, 2021Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones bec...
Dumpster Fire 44 - Step One: Buy A Guy Fawkes Mask
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 4, 2021Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Ber...
Dumpster Fire 43 - Senator, PornHub, MasterCard, Covid Deaths, 9/11
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: December 14, 2020Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would...
Dumpster Fire 42 - "We Pigs Are Brainworkers"
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: December 7, 2020Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate ...
Dumpster Fire 41 - All Rabbit Holes Lead To Agenda 2030
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 23, 2020Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane ...
Dumpster Fire 40 - Veep Is A Documentary
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 16, 2020Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a f...
Dumpster Fire 39 - Welcome To The Resistance, MAGA
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 9, 2020Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter...
Dumpster Fire 38 - Rapture Me, Great Sky Master
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 2, 2020Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming fo...
Dumpster Fire 37 - There Is Only One Dumpster Fire!
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 26, 2020Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look...
Dumpster Fire 36 - Sexy Frog In Boiling Water
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 19, 2020Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced c...
Dumpster Fire 35 - The Great Unraveling
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 12, 2020Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Ye...
Dumpster Fire 34 - Forgive My Laughter: I Have A Condition
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 5, 2020Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the...
Dumpster Fire 33 - Even The Amish Are Owning the Libs
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 28, 2020Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci...
Dumpster Fire 32 - Make Kink-Shaming Great Again
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: September 7, 2020Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RN...
Dumpster Fire 31 - Wet A$$ Phetasy
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: August 24, 2020Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "...
Dumpster Fire 30 - Burned By The Holy Spirit
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: August 10, 2020Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you pr...
Dumpster Fire 29 - Whatever Happened to Whimsy?
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 27, 2020Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why ...
Dumpster Fire 28 - Scream Inside Your Heart
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: July 13, 2020Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can y...
Dumpster Fire 27 - We've Seen the Light, And It's Not White
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 29, 2020Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unres...
Dumpster Fire 26 - The Pandering Will Continue Until Morale Improves
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: June 15, 2020Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility ...
Dumpster Fire 25 - This Show is Not for Sale
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 25, 2020Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell t...
Dumpster Fire 24 - Let Go of My Cold Dead Eyes
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 18, 2020Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clue...
Dumpster Fire 23 - Future Therapists of the Simulation
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 11, 2020Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how d...
Dumpster Fire 22 - Let Them Eat A$$
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: May 4, 2020Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who ...
Dumpster Fire 21 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: April 27, 2020How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for ...
Dumpster Fire 20 - Dear Leader vs. America's Spicy Butthole
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 23, 2020How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quara...
Dumpster Fire 19 - Keep Calm & Quarantine On, Morons
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 16, 2020Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wav...
Dumpster Fire 18 - Spare Me My Life
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: March 9, 2020Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? C...
Dumpster Fire 17 - Instersectionality Giveth, Intersectionality Taketh Away
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 24, 2020Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree ...
Dumpster Fire 16 - Where Are My Accolades?!?
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 17, 2020Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Wi...
Dumpster Fire 15 - Pu$$y Grabbing Should Be Done In Private
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 10, 2020Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when ...
Dumpster Fire 14 - Wokeism is a Mind Virus
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: February 3, 2020What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change ...
Dumpster Fire 13 - Pu$$y, The Musical
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 27, 2020Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the nex...
Dumpster Fire 12 - We Watch Porn for the Dialogue
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 21, 2020Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Re...
Dumpster Fire 11 - Begun the Meme War Has
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: January 13, 2020Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspir...
Dumpster Fire 10 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 11, 2019Is John Legend unbearable? Can the asthmatics outrun the robot Mini Cheetahs? What does Kim Kardashian look like w...
Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: November 4, 2019Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid add...
Dumpster Fire 8 - Beware of "Jazz Hands" As the "Mushies" Cancel Clapping
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Original Air Date: October 28, 2019Is the Patriarchy so crafty they'll finally succeed in erasing women? Did Trump tweet about the iphone because...