756: Matt McCusker

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Previously titled “760: Matt McCusker” — renamed by the publisher on Sep 11, 2026

Duncan Trussell Family Hour 1h 26m 4 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Duncan Trussell 0:00
Greetings to you, my loves. This is the Duggar Trussell Family Hour Podcast. And today I have with us a shaman, the shaman. But before we get into that, I gotta do some housekeeping. Friends, why don't you check out my new podcast with the great Kurt Metzger, The Mystery Boys, which is now on YMH. Just look it up on YouTube. Links are down below. Even better, Why don't you come see me at the Comedy Mothership coming up in July? Also, I'm going to be in Houston. All the dates are down below. I'm going to be at the Milwaukee Improv July 23rd to July 25th. Now, everyone, let's get this show on the road. With us here today is the co-host of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. He is an incredibly funny comic. I hope you'll come see him at the Mothership in July or the San Jose Improv in August.
Duncan Trussell 0:56
But first, listen to the singing of the shaman. Everybody welcome Matt McCusker back to the DTFH. Let's do it.
Matt McCusker 1:07
Ready.
Duncan Trussell 1:09
Hold on, wait.
Matt McCusker 1:09
Sorry, your podcast, you drummed the table.
Duncan Trussell 1:11
I was overstepping. No, I like it when the guests drum the table. Really? Have you seen Love Island? Oh my God, dude. How is it? It is the most dystopian slop. Like right when you, you know, it's that thing where you like to watch satanic garbage just to sort of marvel at the apocalypse. And you always think it can't get lower than this. And then someone figures it out. That's Love Island. It's the most soulless, vapid... indictment of humanity that you've ever seen in your life not and it's not it's not even bad good it's just bad bad it's like watching cardboard or something it's hard to explain how soulless it is yeah so what is the actual premise it's just they're people do they have to like fall in love with like they have to not fall but they have to be like are they like basically made to have sex and whoever doesn't have sex is out
Duncan Trussell 2:05
They're not made to have sex. See, that would make the show incredible if they were forced to fuck. That I would watch. Forced to fuck. Both people, by the way. Yeah, they consent, but they don't consent to who will be fucking. Yes. Forced to fuck.
Matt McCusker 2:19
Yeah, they're down to fuck.
Duncan Trussell 2:20
And if you say no, you're out. That's all. So it's not – you're out. You're just out. That's fair. But no, it's not that. It's – so basically they find – A group of incredibly symmetrical, beautiful women who are all in their 20s who probably in a moral world would not be allowed at that age to participate in this because your brain hasn't finished developing, as they say. But more just because at that age, when you're in your 20s, you don't know what you're doing. But they've been lured into this horrific trap. Ah. Where they then like have to – there's so many different humiliations in this. But the initial humiliation is they have to do a choreographed dance at the beginning of the show. And then they interview each of them.
Duncan Trussell 3:12
And they're all varying degrees of like that narcissism of youth.

Who is Matt McCusker and what tour & projects is he promoting?

Duncan Trussell 3:18
They think they're going to live forever. They don't know they're going to get old. They don't know what happens when the baby comes. They don't – None of that has come to them yet. They're immortal beings that are immortal. And so everything they're saying is what it would make sense if you were immortal. But they're not. They're going to die. They're going to wither. They're going to get old. Their parents are going to die. All those things are coming their way. So they're just like, I want a man who is as organized as I am and beautiful. You know what I mean? Can you turn my head?
Matt McCusker 3:53
So, dude, I don't... So then they get in there and then there's these guy... The guy counterparts same age or they hit him with like... Oh, yeah.
Duncan Trussell 4:01
Same exact thing. Yeah. And this episode is basically what happens is... Each of the guys goes to this circle. And then based on a sort of brief hangout... I think they made them all kiss each other. The women decide which guy they want to be their partner during the show.
Matt McCusker 4:22
Goes to the kiss.
Duncan Trussell 4:23
Yeah. And you realize how important... It's a 7th grade party. It is. 100%. It's a boy-girl party. It's like 7th graders wrote the fucking show.

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