Elvis Duran Phone Taps
Episodes
Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nick expects his kids to hang the Christmas lights this year, but Garrett calls as the guy they hired!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Santa's Coming to your Sweet 16
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen’s parents are throwing her a sweet 16, and Garrett calls to let her know the surprise SANTA appearance is all set!See omnystudio.com/listene...
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has no down season, so you bet he’s selling Patrick something for the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Mom, I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dayna is going to miss Christmas this year, she’s just not being honest with mom as to why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Leto works from home, so Skeery thought this was a perfect opportunity to call as Rod Phillips and sell Boy Band Bonanza, Christmas edition!See om...
Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Position
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bruce put out Christmas decor and some people have been putting them in compromising positions, so Garrett plays the kid who’s been doing it!See...
Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle returns as the incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis, who wants to book a last minute holiday party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A classic Brody tap, he plays the magician the Magnificent Murray and is ready to ruin a holiday party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Skeery calls our front desk and bothers them for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Froggy’s son Caden pranks the sales floor, asking for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Sex in front of Elf on the Shelf
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Megan’s kindergarten teacher calls dad to say, her Elf on the Shelf may know a liiiiittle too much about mom and dad’s relationship.See om...
I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tony has a very important inflatable Santa on his front lawn, and Garrett is the neighbor who has a problem with it.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dayna keeps growing his Christmas decoration display, so Froggy calls from the HOA to say it’s too much!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
I Slept with Your Boyfriend
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle calls Christie to let her know she slept with her boyfriend last night and wants to start dating him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
Setting You Up with the Guy I Slept With
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Natalie is trying to set her sister Stacy up, so Garrett calls as the next potential candidate….who Natalie already slept with!See omnystudio.c...
Reverse the Reversal of your 2K Room Charge
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Art was wrongfully charged by a Vegas hotel, so Skeery calls from the hotel to reverse the reversal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Mashgalopsis Calls a Hair Salon
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The incredibly incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book an appointment at a hair salon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Froggy calls Paige’s mom with the surprise LIVE turkey delivery her daughter is sending her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trevor gets a call from Garrett as the PROFESSOR his college daughter is dating and bringing home this Thanksgiving!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Mother-In-Law is Staying With Us Longer
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is not psyched when his wife says his mother-in-law is stuck staying with them longer than planned.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Throwback! Linda is so stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, so her husband decides to make it a lliiiittttle harder with a food delivery call.See ...
Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Paul is FURIOUS when he finds out his wife offered to have Thanksgiving at their house. This year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm Spending my Tuition Money on my Etsy Store
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Olivia’s mom gets a call to say not only has she not been attending college, but the tuition money is going towards something crafty….See...
Officer Danielle Tickets a Loud Mouth
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Myra had a warrant out for her arrest after refusing to pay a parking ticket, so she calls her boyfriend while Danielle is getting ready to arrest her...
Pookah and Astro Made Puppies
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carmen’s dog just had puppies, and Skeery calls as the father to the dog-dad and wants half the puppies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
Daughter’s Wedding is Pushed Back
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Al’s daughter is about to get married, and dad gets a call with some bacd news from the church.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
The Exterminators are Coming AGAIN
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kenny hates spending Monday, so his wife lets him know she’s ordering an exterminator to come check out there house AGAIN!See omnystudio.com/lis...
The Bitchy Teacher Has It Out for Your Son
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tyler’s in a bit of trouble at school, so Danielle calls mom as the difficult teacher.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Suspending Your License for Unpaid Tickets
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy paid some parking tickets due, but Garrett calls from the DMV to say payment was never received!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
If You Park in my Empty Lot, You Pay Rent
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Neil parks in a private lot, so Skeery calls as the lot owner ready to collect rent!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sister Can’t Afford to Help w/ KinderCare
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sabine offered to help her sister pay for school if she needs, so her sister charged 7k without asking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Your Trip Was a Scam
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eric is about to head to the airport for a big trip with his girlfriend, so Garrett calls form the booking company to let him know the trip was a scam...
The Office Halloween Party Playboy Bunny
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle calls Jamie as her boyfriend’s coworker, who’s going to a Halloween party with him dressed as a playboy bunny!See omnystudio.com/...
You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Come Pick Up Your Piece of Crap GTO
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mary bought a new GTO forever ago and it STILL hasn’t arrived, so Skeery calls to delay delivery even longer!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Towed Your Meatball Truck
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lorenzo owns a meatball truck that his daughter is driving for him this week, so she calls dad after Garrett tows it!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nick left candy out for Halloween and yelled at a kid for taking all of it, so Danielle calls as the angry mom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
No Halloween Party at MY Hall
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A shady guy from the wedding hall is canceling Lauren’s big Halloween party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fay is attending a Halloween party and just got her costume canceled by another guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Audition To Be a Zombie
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon has to audition to be a zombie at a haunted house, over the phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Skeery is a questionable postman who’s caught stealing Halloween decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cat Woman is Coming to Your Kid's Party
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Warren booked the entertainment for his kid's party, and it's SEXY Cat Woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Glass Room is Taken
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Babysitter Ordered Porn
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rayna babysat Scott’s kids as a favor, and Skeery calls as Scott with some questionable tv charges from the day she babysat!See omnystudio.com/l...
Take Down Your YouTube Comment
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tim left a mean comment on a kid’s YouTube video, and Garrett calls as his angry brother!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!See omny...
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Substitute Teacher is Sick
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dick Burger Talks to Himself
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Skeery Phone Taps Businesses w/ Tony Soprano
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Naked Idol
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pick Up your Puppy at the Airport
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its wa...
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Repossessed Your Corvette
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Martin’s daughter has been borrowing his car without him knowing, and unfortunately for him, it’s getting repossessed! See omnystudio...
Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!See omnystudio.co...
Stole Chips Off Your Truck
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Timothy left the family potato chip truck unlocked, and calls dad after someone broke in and stole a bunch! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
The Exterminator Needs Access Now
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Troy things he has an infestation, so Garrett calls as the exterminator who’s a liiiiittle too early for the appointment.See omnystudio.com/list...
It’s About Time
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake is dragging his feet to propose, so his fiancé has Danielle call from a proposal reality show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
I Want My Phone Back
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Carrie has a tendency to take her engagement ring off at bars to get free drinks, and Skeery calls as one of the guys she recently met!See omnystudio....
I Threw Up at Your Party
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone threw up at Madelyn’s party and ruined her shoes, and Garrett calls as the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wife And Potty Mouth are In Jail
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Victoria has a potty mouth, so Danielle calls as the district attorney after it got her in a bit of trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Craig sends his gf birthday flowers every year, but this year Skeery the florist really screwed them up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andrea gave her friends her car, and Garrett calls from the auto body shop with a little issue…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!See omnystudio.com/listener f...
The Happy Wakeup Call
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Louis works overnights and sleep is super important to him, so Garrett calls from the wakeup service his daughter hired!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!See omnystudio.com/listener...
Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is getting married in a few days, so Skeery calls from the church demanding more money as a donation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!See omnystudio.com...
Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!See omnyst...
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
My Boob Job Before Your Wedding
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2...
You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You Screwed Up my Roofing Work
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fred and Anthony’s receptionist is a spitfire, so Skeery calls as a client who’s unhappy with their botched work.See omnystudio.com/listen...
Your Number on the Bathroom Wall
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall…....
I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Beach House Burned Down
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
We Drained Your Pool
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marie and Anthony are on a vacation, and their pool accidentally gets drained by Garrett!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Poop in the Pool
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! See omnyst...
Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rod Philips wants to sell a collection of punk pop songs and he is NOT taking no for an answer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley is in summer school, so she thought it would be funny if her dad got a call hat she’s been cutting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lauren is getting married and had a little issue with her bridesmaid dresses, so Sam calls from the boutique to make matters even worse!See omnystudio...
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The relentless salesmen Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell a recipe book called Dump Cakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Bought Your House
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kent has been debating selling his house but isn’t sure, so Danielle calls as the woman whom already bought it!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Erica’s son went to a birthday party, so Garrett calls her as the manager from the establishment after her son had a little sanitary issue.See o...
We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike doesn’t want a dog with his new live-in girlfriend, so Skeery calls as the breeder who’s got their new puppy ready!See omnystudio.com...
Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ralph makes sandwiches and takes a lot of pride in that, so Danielle calls as a customer to let him know his food SUCKS!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heather lost her bag after a trip last week, so Garrett calls as the (semi) upstanding citizen who found the bag!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Come Test Out Your Future Coffin
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry’s mom gets a call from Skeery the funeral director, asking her to get into her future coffin so they can make sure she fits!See omnystudio...
Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a waxing salon and drives them INSANE while trying to book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cassidy is tired of her mom trying to set het up, and Garrett calls and mom’s newest target!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has a hot new product to sell, the Swivel Sweeper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your Stinky Returned Clothes
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle constantly buys and returns closes after wearing them, so Danielle calls from a store to but her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Seth is very fond of his oak tree, and Garrett its the landscaper who accidentally cut it down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Skeery Gets Tapped
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Skeery thinks he’s Phone Tapping a jealous boyfriend, but in reality Elvis fabricated the scenario to freak Skeery out with a rough Phone Tap!Se...
I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shane messed up Joe’s dad’s floor, and had to fix them. So Skeery calls dad as Shane, ready to collect money for the double job!See omnyst...
Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristen has been getting annoying calls from a neighbor who wants her to clean up their family garden, so Skeery calls mom as the culprit.See omnystud...