Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Come Pick Up Your Piece of Crap GTO

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mary bought a new GTO forever ago and it STILL hasn’t arrived, so Skeery calls to delay delivery even longer!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Towed Your Meatball Truck

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lorenzo owns a meatball truck that his daughter is driving for him this week, so she calls dad after Garrett tows it!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nick left candy out for Halloween and yelled at a kid for taking all of it, so Danielle calls as the angry mom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

No Halloween Party at MY Hall

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A shady guy from the wedding hall is canceling Lauren’s big Halloween party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fay is attending a Halloween party and just got her costume canceled by another guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Audition To Be a Zombie

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brandon has to audition to be a zombie at a haunted house, over the phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery is a questionable postman who’s caught stealing Halloween decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cat Woman is Coming to Your Kid's Party

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Warren booked the entertainment for his kid's party, and it's SEXY Cat Woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Glass Room is Taken

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Babysitter Ordered Porn

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rayna babysat Scott’s kids as a favor, and Skeery calls as Scott with some questionable tv charges from the day she babysat!See omnystudio.com/l...

Take Down Your YouTube Comment

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tim left a mean comment on a kid’s YouTube video, and Garrett calls as his angry brother!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!See omny...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute Teacher is Sick

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dick Burger Talks to Himself

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery Phone Taps Businesses w/ Tony Soprano

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naked Idol

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pick Up your Puppy at the Airport

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its wa...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Repossessed Your Corvette

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Martin’s daughter has been borrowing his car without him knowing, and unfortunately for him, it’s getting repossessed! See omnystudio...

Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!See omnystudio.co...

Stole Chips Off Your Truck

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Timothy left the family potato chip truck unlocked, and calls dad after someone broke in and stole a bunch! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

The Exterminator Needs Access Now

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Troy things he has an infestation, so Garrett calls as the exterminator who’s a liiiiittle too early for the appointment.See omnystudio.com/list...

It’s About Time

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is dragging his feet to propose, so his fiancé has Danielle call from a proposal reality show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

I Want My Phone Back

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carrie has a tendency to take her engagement ring off at bars to get free drinks, and Skeery calls as one of the guys she recently met!See omnystudio....

I Threw Up at Your Party

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone threw up at Madelyn’s party and ruined her shoes, and Garrett calls as the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wife And Potty Mouth are In Jail

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Victoria has a potty mouth, so Danielle calls as the district attorney after it got her in a bit of trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Craig sends his gf birthday flowers every year, but this year Skeery the florist really screwed them up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andrea gave her friends her car, and Garrett calls from the auto body shop with a little issue…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Happy Wakeup Call

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Louis works overnights and sleep is super important to him, so Garrett calls from the wakeup service his daughter hired!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chris is getting married in a few days, so Skeery calls from the church demanding more money as a donation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!See omnystudio.com...

Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!See omnyst...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

My Boob Job Before Your Wedding

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2...

You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Screwed Up my Roofing Work

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fred and Anthony’s receptionist is a spitfire, so Skeery calls as a client who’s unhappy with their botched work.See omnystudio.com/listen...

Your Number on the Bathroom Wall

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall…....

I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Beach House Burned Down

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

We Drained Your Pool

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marie and Anthony are on a vacation, and their pool accidentally gets drained by Garrett!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poop in the Pool

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! See omnyst...

Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rod Philips wants to sell a collection of punk pop songs and he is NOT taking no for an answer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley is in summer school, so she thought it would be funny if her dad got a call hat she’s been cutting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren is getting married and had a little issue with her bridesmaid dresses, so Sam calls from the boutique to make matters even worse!See omnystudio...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The relentless salesmen Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell a recipe book called Dump Cakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Bought Your House

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kent has been debating selling his house but isn’t sure, so Danielle calls as the woman whom already bought it!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erica’s son went to a birthday party, so Garrett calls her as the manager from the establishment after her son had a little sanitary issue.See o...

We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mike doesn’t want a dog with his new live-in girlfriend, so Skeery calls as the breeder who’s got their new puppy ready!See omnystudio.com...

Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ralph makes sandwiches and takes a lot of pride in that, so Danielle calls as a customer to let him know his food SUCKS!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Heather lost her bag after a trip last week, so Garrett calls as the (semi) upstanding citizen who found the bag!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Come Test Out Your Future Coffin

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry’s mom gets a call from Skeery the funeral director, asking her to get into her future coffin so they can make sure she fits!See omnystudio...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a waxing salon and drives them INSANE while trying to book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cassidy is tired of her mom trying to set het up, and Garrett calls and mom’s newest target!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has a hot new product to sell, the Swivel Sweeper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Stinky Returned Clothes

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle constantly buys and returns closes after wearing them, so Danielle calls from a store to but her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Seth is very fond of his oak tree, and Garrett its the landscaper who accidentally cut it down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery Gets Tapped

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery thinks he’s Phone Tapping a jealous boyfriend, but in reality Elvis fabricated the scenario to freak Skeery out with a rough Phone Tap!Se...

I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shane messed up Joe’s dad’s floor, and had to fix them. So Skeery calls dad as Shane, ready to collect money for the double job!See omnyst...

Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kristen has been getting annoying calls from a neighbor who wants her to clean up their family garden, so Skeery calls mom as the culprit.See omnystud...

Stuck in a Dressing Room

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Abby can be a little needy, so she tests her boyfriend by calling him….trapped inside a mall dressing room!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joan brings her dog regularly, so Danielle calls from the office to put a stop to it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!See omnystudio.com/listene...

Return the Where’s Waldo Book

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rose received an anonymous letter saying she needs to change the ugly mulch in her flower beds, so Danielle calls as that complainer!See omnystudio.co...

Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!See omnystudio.com/l...

The Stolen Cemetery Flowers

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cindy’s mom gets a call from a cemetery, saying her daughter stole her birthday flowers from the property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer has been having computer issues, so Danielle calls as the crap tech associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!See omnystudio....

Diner Napkin Stealer

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.See omnystud...

EZ Pass Cancellation

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Debbie always speeds through EZ pass, so Danielle calls to tell her she’s been BUSTED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Impressionist’s Audition

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rebecca is a voice impressionist and is working a corporate party soon, so Skeery calls as a super critical employee!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mario’s new grill looked used, so his daughter calls with a little trouble while trying to return it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

The Third Broken Vacuum

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sergio has been complaining about the crew he hired to clean his home, so Danielle calls from the company ready to fight!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ron has a crappy neighbor, so Skeery calls as that neighbor fed up after a party his daughter threw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Eric is getting his water bed delivered, and Garrett is the delivery guy who poked a hole in it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need 5 G’s for Car Damage

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jose loves his car and hates when his wife uses it, so Danille calls as the person she got into an accident with!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

The Community Pool Hates Your Kids

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maria brings her kids to the community pool and has had some issues, so Skeery calls from the city to mess with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sean’s daughter is in summer school, so Garrett calls to let him know she’s been skipping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is so looking forward to his vacation, so Froggy calls to-of course- change the reservation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Evan planned a romantic getaway for him and Nicole, but she has to cancel so they can babysit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Punched a Hole in The Wall on Vacation

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lee Luh has Danielle call her husband from the hotel they just stayed in, claiming he owes money for damaging the room!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chris is super insecure about his fiancé’s ex, so Skeery calls her AS the ex while he’s right there with her!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole’s parents are leaving for a cruise today and rented a car service to get them there. So Garrett calls as the driver, with a liiiiittle ca...

Moving your Bahamas Vacation

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra is renting a house in the Bahamas for the whole family, so Froggy calls to move it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Christina’s dad is always getting on her for leaving the top down on her convertible, so she calls dad to let him know she did it again and GOT ...

You're Not Getting Paid For Bad Vacation

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Israel went on vacation with his girlfriend and they had problems, so Danielle calls him to address some of those issues.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Digging You an In Ground Pool

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin and his wife are on the fence about installing a pool, so Garrett calls about the guy she hired who’s already digging!See omnystudio.com/l...

Confiscating your Beach House

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nikki rented a beach house and has been getting several noise complaints while partying, so Skeery calls as the owner with some trouble.See omnystudio...

Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since his dad is away on vacation, Gary is installing a pool behind his back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Groom’s Mom Can’t Go on Wedding Cruise

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne’s son is having a wedding cruise, so Danielle calls with some issues over her room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Frank’s daughter is going on vacation and made an appointment to get her passport last minute, so Skeery calls from the agency to cancel it!See ...

Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Christina’s son is picking up back habits from a kid at school, so Skeery calls her as that kid’s dad…..who signed both boys out of...

Not Getting Your Hunting License

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Greg is excited to get his hunting permit, so Garrett calls to let him know what it’s delayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...