Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Stuck in a Dressing Room

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Abby can be a little needy, so she tests her boyfriend by calling him….trapped inside a mall dressing room!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joan brings her dog regularly, so Danielle calls from the office to put a stop to it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!See omnystudio.com/listene...

Return the Where’s Waldo Book

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rose received an anonymous letter saying she needs to change the ugly mulch in her flower beds, so Danielle calls as that complainer!See omnystudio.co...

Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!See omnystudio.com/l...

The Stolen Cemetery Flowers

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cindy’s mom gets a call from a cemetery, saying her daughter stole her birthday flowers from the property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer has been having computer issues, so Danielle calls as the crap tech associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!See omnystudio....

Diner Napkin Stealer

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.See omnystud...

EZ Pass Cancellation

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Debbie always speeds through EZ pass, so Danielle calls to tell her she’s been BUSTED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Impressionist’s Audition

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rebecca is a voice impressionist and is working a corporate party soon, so Skeery calls as a super critical employee!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mario’s new grill looked used, so his daughter calls with a little trouble while trying to return it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

The Third Broken Vacuum

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sergio has been complaining about the crew he hired to clean his home, so Danielle calls from the company ready to fight!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ron has a crappy neighbor, so Skeery calls as that neighbor fed up after a party his daughter threw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Eric is getting his water bed delivered, and Garrett is the delivery guy who poked a hole in it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need 5 G’s for Car Damage

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jose loves his car and hates when his wife uses it, so Danille calls as the person she got into an accident with!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

The Community Pool Hates Your Kids

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maria brings her kids to the community pool and has had some issues, so Skeery calls from the city to mess with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sean’s daughter is in summer school, so Garrett calls to let him know she’s been skipping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is so looking forward to his vacation, so Froggy calls to-of course- change the reservation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Evan planned a romantic getaway for him and Nicole, but she has to cancel so they can babysit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Punched a Hole in The Wall on Vacation

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lee Luh has Danielle call her husband from the hotel they just stayed in, claiming he owes money for damaging the room!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chris is super insecure about his fiancé’s ex, so Skeery calls her AS the ex while he’s right there with her!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole’s parents are leaving for a cruise today and rented a car service to get them there. So Garrett calls as the driver, with a liiiiittle ca...

Moving your Bahamas Vacation

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra is renting a house in the Bahamas for the whole family, so Froggy calls to move it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Christina’s dad is always getting on her for leaving the top down on her convertible, so she calls dad to let him know she did it again and GOT ...

You're Not Getting Paid For Bad Vacation

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Israel went on vacation with his girlfriend and they had problems, so Danielle calls him to address some of those issues.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Digging You an In Ground Pool

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin and his wife are on the fence about installing a pool, so Garrett calls about the guy she hired who’s already digging!See omnystudio.com/l...

Confiscating your Beach House

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nikki rented a beach house and has been getting several noise complaints while partying, so Skeery calls as the owner with some trouble.See omnystudio...

Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since his dad is away on vacation, Gary is installing a pool behind his back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Groom’s Mom Can’t Go on Wedding Cruise

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne’s son is having a wedding cruise, so Danielle calls with some issues over her room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Frank’s daughter is going on vacation and made an appointment to get her passport last minute, so Skeery calls from the agency to cancel it!See ...

Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Christina’s son is picking up back habits from a kid at school, so Skeery calls her as that kid’s dad…..who signed both boys out of...

Not Getting Your Hunting License

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Greg is excited to get his hunting permit, so Garrett calls to let him know what it’s delayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kim’s throwing a party for her dad tonight so Danielle calls as the SICK caterer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandfather is a Deadbeat

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa’s grandfather can be a hot head, so Skeery calls him to take away some credits over a computer he recently purchased.See omnystudio.com/...

Mom I’m Taking Adderall for Finals

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Haley wants to freak her mom out about how finals have been going, so Skeery calls as the guy selling her Adderall.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Dad is Driving You to Prom

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marley is a promZILLA so her father has Danielle call her to cancel the limo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I’m Taking my Teacher to Prom

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Olivia's parents have been riding her to find a date to the prom. So Garrett calls as that (slightly older) date!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Professor Pasternak Says You’re Not Graduating

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessica's mom is so paranoid about her grades that she asked Skeery to call from the school's office, with a little credit issue.See omnystudio.com/li...

Your Daughter is Not Graduating

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley is a senior in HS and is absent A LOT. So Danielle calls from the office to inform mom that she can't walk in graduation!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sara's dad gets a waking nightmare when Garrett calls him as the TA taking his daughter to prom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daughter Not Walking at Graduation

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Katie isn't walking in graduation after a little outburst she had at school, and her mom is pissed at her for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jacklyn put a lot of effort into reserving a party bus for prom, so Skeery calls her from the limo company and cancels the bus.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Graduation Party Will Start Earlier

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dave's daughter is graduating from HS and his wife is so stressed about the party, so he asked Danielle to call from the hall and mess with her!See om...

Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shauna gets a call from Skeery -  manager of the rental beach house she just left- saying she's not getting her deposit back!See omnystudio.com/l...

Memorial Day Weekend House

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy rented a house for his wife's 30th with all their friends, so Danielle calls to CANCEL IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unpaid Furniture and the Whiny Girl

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pricilla has had such problems with the furniture store but thought they were finally over....until Skeery calls!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maddison's parents are leaving her alone for a week, so Garrett calls her with info on the fake party she'll be throwing.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alyssa calls her dad to say she stopped to get gas with her car, but drove away with the pump still in her tank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Adopting Another Dog and Cat

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole has so many pets and her dad is sick of it- so Skeery calls from the shelter about the new cat and dog she adopted! See omnystudio.com/lis...

The Guido Lunch Reservation

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tony takes so long to get ready, so his girlfriend calls from their lunch reservation and blames him for losing the table. See omnystudio.com/lis...

Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shirley is always leaving her dentures places, so Danielle calls her husband from the ice cream parlor to let him know they've been thrown out! S...

We Want to Feature Your Crappy Meatballs

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Giovanni is so proud of his family meatballs, so his daughter enters him in a reality tv show.....of the world's worst meatballs!See omnystudio.com/li...

Following Up on Lost Library Book

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amy owes her hometown library their Twilight book back from a millions years ago, so Danielle calls from the library ready to collect!See omnystudio.c...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 13

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He won’t take no for an answer, it’s the horribly persistent salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

No Toilet Paper in Wendy’s Bathroom

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa is so close with her dad and says he will do anything for her, so she calls him stuck in a Wendy’s bathroom without toilet paper! Se...

Your House is on the Market

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mandy wants to sell their house but her husband doesn’t, so Danielle calls him as the agent who already put it on the market!See omnystudio.com/...

Trying to Make a Career from Online Poker

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Megan is an online gambler and her mom hates it. She doesn’t play with real money, BUT Skeery calls mom saying she owes a bunch!See omnystudio.c...

The Mini Golf Cheater

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Max loves mini golf and just won a tournament, but Garrett suspects he was cheating!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David's grandmother had her washing machine fixed, and apparently the repair man complained about her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell Ann on a bank she already withdrew all her funds from, and she is NOT a fan!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Mom, I Racked Up Room Service on YOUR Dime

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle went on vacation with her friend with mom's credit card, and promised no mini bar. So Garrett calls mom to let her know HOW MUCH was spent!Se...

We Caught You Stealing Place Mats

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ralph and his wife were on vacation and she stole the placemats. So Danielle calls from the hotel to call her out!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

You Can’t Put Down the Tree

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gerald wants to get rid of the tree in his yard, so Garrett calls from the HOA saying he can't touch it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favorite old lady- Mrs. Mashgalopsis- calls a nail salon and tries to book an appointment for a service they don't provide!See omnystudio.c...

Health Department Shutting Down Your Restaurant

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Eileen and her sister own a restaurant and just had a visit from the health department, so Skeery calls as the inspector with some questionable findin...

Modifying Your Disney Reservation

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dina's uncle planned a huge family trip to the happiest place on earth, so Froggy calls from the hotel with some scheduling issues.See omnystudio.com/...

Broke the Statue on Spring Break

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AJ is out on spring break, and calls mom after getting himself into some major trouble at the hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's son Ryan went to an Easter Egg Hunt at the church, and Danielle calls as another mom with some complaints about his behavior.See omnystudio...

Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jen's mom keeps a giant plastic cow in their yard, so Garrett calls as the neighbor's real estate agent and tries to get her to toss it!See omnystudio...

The Church Kids are Brats

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Steven from the church looking for a donation, after he complains that the school kids are littering on his lawn!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy's daughter is a new driver and a good girl, and calls mom in a panic after running over someone's garden!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

The Bitch Cake

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy asked his friend to pick up his son's birthday cake, so she calls to tell him there is a liiiiiittle typo with his name!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Narmeen's wedding is coming up, and Danielle calls from the catering hall to bump their date for a celebrity wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Allie's mom collects animals and it's getting out of hand. So Skeery calls as a neighbor who's had enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Tattoo After First Date

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Henry just went on a first date with Marissa, so she thought it would be appropriate to get a tattoo to commemorate the occasion.See omnystudio.com/li...

Getting Charged for Luggage

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Robin has been going THROUGH IT with her luggage and the airport. So Skeery calls from the airline, sending her an extra bill for their mistake!See om...

Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Felicia roasts at the tanning salon and it's a bad look for the brand, so Danielle calls to cancel her membership!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Piano Lesson

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa helps mom out during the week by taking her brother to piano lessons. So Garrett calls mom as the instructor, wondering where her son is!See o...

Used Dad’s Social Security to Buy Car

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Azari tells his mom he bought a car, using unsavory methods, and Skeery is the car dealer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Son Dumped Me

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is dating a lot of girls in college, so Danielle calls his mom as a girl he just dumped!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Coat Check Doesn't Have Your Coat

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Colleen left her coat at the restaurant last night, so Garrett lets her know it's been given away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ervin just got his car back, so Skeery calls from the dealership to say it's STILL missing all its parts and is incredibly dangerous! See omnystu...

Your Girlfriend Missed Her Court Date

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer "missed" her court date, so Garrett calls her boyfriend to let her know there's a warrant out for her arrest!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Credit Card Payment Late

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rosanne is late on a credit card payment so Danielle calls with a huge penalty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Cockburns Wine

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The world's most obnoxious salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries to sell a questionably branded wine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alicia gets a call from her neighbor's realtor, who says he can't sell the house because she keeps spitting in the neighborhood.See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Singing Lady Gaga in the Shower

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe likes to sing when he gets ready in the morning, so Danielle calls as an annoyed neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own!S...

Because of Lice, We're Burning Your Stuff

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyc...

Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick!See omnystudio.com/l...

St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

You've Maxed Out the Credit Card

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a...

BF Featured on Junk of the Month Club

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Busted on the Refrigerator Insurance

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

No More Haircut Cancellations!

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an opti...

Sold the Family Ring on Ebay

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bad Babysitter

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired!See omnystudio.com/liste...