Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Erica Hill Talks To Herself

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Can’t Fix the Misspelled Birth Announcement

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do!See omn...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls!See omnystudio.com/l...

The Computer Store Lost your Laptop

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Yo Hummer Guy Stop Beeping in Neighborhood

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

The Meat Guy Hit The Mercedes

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did!...

Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

The Expensive Furniture Set

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Painted Your Basement Without Permission

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Sending Your Son Home for Face Rides Shirt

20 Feb 2025

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Snow Removal Guy Sucks

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John is obsessed with keeping snow off his property and has been filing complaints against the city for how they cover up his car while street plowing...

Your Daughter Owes Me Tattoo Money

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bella has been begging her parents for a tattoo and they are totally against it....so Garrett calls from the tattoo parlor to say she owes money for ...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He's back, and we love to hate him, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the relentless salesperson petals Valentine's Day candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Forgot to order Valentine's Day Flowers

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Drew placed an order for Valentine's Day flowers early and they never showed up, so Garrett calls from customer service and blames him!See omnystudio....

I Can See You Showering

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much.See omnystudio.com/lis...

The DMV is Revoking Your License

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took ...

No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Your Ring is a Piece of Garbage

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Steven bought his girlfriend an engagement ring and left it at a jeweler to be taken care of, so Skeery calls to let him know it's a piece of garbage!...

We Screwed Up your Washer Dryer Order

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joyce is having some customer service problems after getting two washers instead of a washer and dryer, so Garrett calls as the not so helpful associa...

Your Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Helen and Dalcho own a few salad stores, so Danielle calls from the power company to let them know the power is shut off!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Afternoon Wakeup Call

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

George works late and needs to sleep crazy hours, so Garrett calls to make sure he's up from an obnoxious wakeup service!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

DJ Dribs is Spinning at Your Wedding

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Julie as the horrible DJ that her fiancé hired to spin at their wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Test Driver Crashed the Car

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gabriel is away at college with dad's old car, which his dad likes to stress out about. So Skeery calls as the friend who borrowed....and accidentally...

Your Refrigerator Delivery Problems

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Collen's dad has gone through hell, bribing delivery workers to take away his old refrigerator. So she thought Danielle should call him as their boss,...

Your Girlfriend is Pregnant

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marc just started dating Lisa, so she thought it would be funny to have Garrett (the doctor) call with a congratulations on their new baby!See omnystu...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Skeery phone taps Garrett's grandmother as the obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bridezilla Not Having a Saturday Wedding

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Heather is getting married in a couple months and everything is going super well....so of course her sister wanted to mess that up!See omnystudio.com/...

Daughter is Staying at My House This Weekend

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyla is the perfect child, so she felt like messing with mom and dad. While her parents don't even know she's seeing someone, Garrett calls as the guy...

At Work Husband Want Your Girl

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quan knows someone at work keeps hitting on his girlfriend, so Skeery shows up as the creepy dude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Didn't Pay You Water Bill, Crazy Lady

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their b...

I Set You Up with My Proctologist

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gina hasn't had great dating luck recently, so her friend Carly wants to try setting her up.....with her proctologist!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

The Guy From Facebook is Romancing Me

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amy ghosted a guy she met at a bar and he's been very persistent, so Skeery calls as the creep!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Ripping Off Billy the Paper Kid

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Richard has been getting free newspapers he never signed up for, so Danielle calls from the paper ready to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's neighbors have a bed bug problem and his mom is super duper clean, so he calls mom while hanging out with one of the bed bug kids!See omnystudio...

Your Daughter Hired Me to Walk Your Dog

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grace got a dog and her dad Mike said she HAS to take care of it.....so Garrett calls as the guy Grace hired to take care of it!See omnystudio.com/li...

Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miguel's wife forgot to make yet another payment on the credit card, and he is not happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell...

Movers Broke Your Piano

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!See omnystudio...

The Toilet is Overflowing

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card!...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it!See omnystudio....

Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!See ...

Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who dec...

Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin!See omnystudio.com/...

Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!See omnystudio.com/...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the telemarketer LOVES to push products on bothered citizens.....especially this very important holiday gift, Christmas Caulk!...

Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

20 Dec 2024

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Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the ki...

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tony takes his outdoor Christmas decorating very seriously, and Garrett calls as the new neighbor who wants him to cut back on all the lights!See omny...

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery returns as the ever-persistent Rod Phillips to try and sell his collection of boy band Christmas songs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thomas gets a call from a department store to let him know......the $1000 shoes his wife bough herself on his credit card have arrived!See omnystudio....

Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy's son Caden calls the sales department and demands they give him their personal Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls our sweet front desk friend Anita, and keeps asking for her for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give Me Back my Ottoman

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Aaron got a free ottoman in his furniture delivery, and now is expected to send it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces

09 Dec 2024

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Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad th...

Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall

05 Dec 2024

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Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Glenn has been getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers for years, and just got a new cell. So it's time for Mr. Michael Oppenheimer to christe...

I'm Dating Your Mom

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick's mom recently started dating again, so she wanted to freak him out with her current fling....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor is excited for his daughter to come home for Thanksgiving....until her learns she's bringing a much older man with her!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey

28 Nov 2024

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Peter has a pet turkey, and is starting to cause some controversy around the neighborhood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving

27 Nov 2024

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Kylee is bring her new boyfriend over to meet her sister Stephanie for Thanksgiving. So Garrett calls Stephanie as the boyfriend....the pretty inappro...

Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

26 Nov 2024

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Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Linda is super stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, and it's about to get a lot worse when she learns her turkey order is WAY off!See omnystudio.c...

Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paul is so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year.....until his wife changes the plan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tianna and her ex Chris are still close friends, so he asked Skeery to call from the phone company and say he's trying to tap into her phone!See omnys...

Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!See omnystudio.com/listene...

The Bakers Son Broke the Statue

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gio went on vacation and broke a statue while hugging it, drunk! So Garrett calls mom, looking for the replacement money.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!...

Ordered the Wedding Ring For You

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott visited a jeweler with his gf Alison, but wasn't planning on promising just yet. Soooooo Danielle calls from the jeweler to inform him, the ring...

Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Darren keeps dodging phone calls to appear for jury duty so Skeery calls him from court to say enough is enough! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bonnie has been having some dentures issues, so Danielle calls her back from the company and absolutely sucks at customer service!See omnystudio.com/l...

Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball co...

I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Debrah canceled one of the two cakes she ordered, so Garrett calls from the bakery to say she still needs to pay for both!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

You Forgot Your Doody Diaper

06 Nov 2024

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Jamilla goes out to eat, changes her son's diaper, and sometimes leaves it on the table! So Skeery calls her as a restaurant manager DISGUSTED by her ...

Lizette Slept Over Last Night

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John is not allowed to have girls sleep over while he lives at his mom's, so Danielle calls as the girl he snuck in last night!See omnystudio.com/list...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this Skeery/Oppenheimer classic, the world's most annoying salesman tries to get Kaitlyn's grandfather to order candy for Halloween!See omnystudio....

The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carmella's Halloween decorations have gone missing, so Skeery gets caught as the postman stealing them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick left a bowl of candy out for Trick or Treaters and caught someone taking the whole bowl, so he yelled at the kid. SO Danielle calls as the mother...

Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donald works the late shift, and it's his birthday! So his daughter asked Garrett to keep calling him with an early morning wakeup celebration.See omn...

Audition to be a Zombie

25 Oct 2024

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Brandon wants to be a zombie at a haunted house, so Danielle calls and puts him through quite the audition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Allan is going to his girlfriend's niece's birthday party, and Garrett lets him know his surprise Dora The Explorer costume is ready for him to pick u...

You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween

23 Oct 2024

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Lauren is throwing a massive Halloween party and her friend doesn't know anyone going....so Danielle calls as another party goer asking her to change ...

No Halloween Party at MY HALL

22 Oct 2024

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Lauren booked a Halloween party at a wedding hall MONTHS ago, so Skeery calls to cancel the party last minute!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

The Office Halloween Party

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is Jamie's bf's new coworker, and is going to the office Halloween party with him.....wearing something scandalous! See omnystudio.com/liste...

Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's been unemployed, and decided to mess with his girlfriend by screwing up their home to keep himself busy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

The Sick Deli Worker

18 Oct 2024

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Shane is a total germaphobe, so his wife calls him from the deli, while Garrett the sandwich guy hacks up a lung.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

No More Shoes

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie is obsessed with shoes and is supposed to be on a budget, but calls her husband as she's about to make a pig purchase.See omnystudio.com/listen...

The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin LOVES his tree and his new jerk neighbor, AKA Froggy, may have chopped it down....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha goes to a Catholic School and dad isn't too happy about her behavior when he gets a disciplinary call from the priest!See omnystudio.com/list...

I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stacy's mom has been overly concerned about her daughter's last semester, so Danielle calls to wonder why she hasn't been attending her classes.See om...