Elvis Duran Phone Taps

The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kim’s throwing a party for her dad tonight so Danielle calls as the SICK caterer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandfather is a Deadbeat

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa’s grandfather can be a hot head, so Skeery calls him to take away some credits over a computer he recently purchased.See omnystudio.com/...

Mom I’m Taking Adderall for Finals

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Haley wants to freak her mom out about how finals have been going, so Skeery calls as the guy selling her Adderall.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Dad is Driving You to Prom

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marley is a promZILLA so her father has Danielle call her to cancel the limo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I’m Taking my Teacher to Prom

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Olivia's parents have been riding her to find a date to the prom. So Garrett calls as that (slightly older) date!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Professor Pasternak Says You’re Not Graduating

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessica's mom is so paranoid about her grades that she asked Skeery to call from the school's office, with a little credit issue.See omnystudio.com/li...

Your Daughter is Not Graduating

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley is a senior in HS and is absent A LOT. So Danielle calls from the office to inform mom that she can't walk in graduation!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sara's dad gets a waking nightmare when Garrett calls him as the TA taking his daughter to prom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daughter Not Walking at Graduation

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Katie isn't walking in graduation after a little outburst she had at school, and her mom is pissed at her for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jacklyn put a lot of effort into reserving a party bus for prom, so Skeery calls her from the limo company and cancels the bus.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Graduation Party Will Start Earlier

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dave's daughter is graduating from HS and his wife is so stressed about the party, so he asked Danielle to call from the hall and mess with her!See om...

Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shauna gets a call from Skeery -  manager of the rental beach house she just left- saying she's not getting her deposit back!See omnystudio.com/l...

Memorial Day Weekend House

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy rented a house for his wife's 30th with all their friends, so Danielle calls to CANCEL IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unpaid Furniture and the Whiny Girl

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pricilla has had such problems with the furniture store but thought they were finally over....until Skeery calls!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maddison's parents are leaving her alone for a week, so Garrett calls her with info on the fake party she'll be throwing.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alyssa calls her dad to say she stopped to get gas with her car, but drove away with the pump still in her tank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Adopting Another Dog and Cat

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole has so many pets and her dad is sick of it- so Skeery calls from the shelter about the new cat and dog she adopted! See omnystudio.com/lis...

The Guido Lunch Reservation

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tony takes so long to get ready, so his girlfriend calls from their lunch reservation and blames him for losing the table. See omnystudio.com/lis...

Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shirley is always leaving her dentures places, so Danielle calls her husband from the ice cream parlor to let him know they've been thrown out! S...

We Want to Feature Your Crappy Meatballs

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Giovanni is so proud of his family meatballs, so his daughter enters him in a reality tv show.....of the world's worst meatballs!See omnystudio.com/li...

Following Up on Lost Library Book

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amy owes her hometown library their Twilight book back from a millions years ago, so Danielle calls from the library ready to collect!See omnystudio.c...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 13

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He won’t take no for an answer, it’s the horribly persistent salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

No Toilet Paper in Wendy’s Bathroom

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa is so close with her dad and says he will do anything for her, so she calls him stuck in a Wendy’s bathroom without toilet paper! Se...

Your House is on the Market

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mandy wants to sell their house but her husband doesn’t, so Danielle calls him as the agent who already put it on the market!See omnystudio.com/...

Trying to Make a Career from Online Poker

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Megan is an online gambler and her mom hates it. She doesn’t play with real money, BUT Skeery calls mom saying she owes a bunch!See omnystudio.c...

The Mini Golf Cheater

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Max loves mini golf and just won a tournament, but Garrett suspects he was cheating!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David's grandmother had her washing machine fixed, and apparently the repair man complained about her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell Ann on a bank she already withdrew all her funds from, and she is NOT a fan!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Mom, I Racked Up Room Service on YOUR Dime

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle went on vacation with her friend with mom's credit card, and promised no mini bar. So Garrett calls mom to let her know HOW MUCH was spent!Se...

We Caught You Stealing Place Mats

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ralph and his wife were on vacation and she stole the placemats. So Danielle calls from the hotel to call her out!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

You Can’t Put Down the Tree

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gerald wants to get rid of the tree in his yard, so Garrett calls from the HOA saying he can't touch it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favorite old lady- Mrs. Mashgalopsis- calls a nail salon and tries to book an appointment for a service they don't provide!See omnystudio.c...

Health Department Shutting Down Your Restaurant

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Eileen and her sister own a restaurant and just had a visit from the health department, so Skeery calls as the inspector with some questionable findin...

Modifying Your Disney Reservation

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dina's uncle planned a huge family trip to the happiest place on earth, so Froggy calls from the hotel with some scheduling issues.See omnystudio.com/...

Broke the Statue on Spring Break

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AJ is out on spring break, and calls mom after getting himself into some major trouble at the hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's son Ryan went to an Easter Egg Hunt at the church, and Danielle calls as another mom with some complaints about his behavior.See omnystudio...

Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jen's mom keeps a giant plastic cow in their yard, so Garrett calls as the neighbor's real estate agent and tries to get her to toss it!See omnystudio...

The Church Kids are Brats

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Steven from the church looking for a donation, after he complains that the school kids are littering on his lawn!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy's daughter is a new driver and a good girl, and calls mom in a panic after running over someone's garden!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

The Bitch Cake

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy asked his friend to pick up his son's birthday cake, so she calls to tell him there is a liiiiiittle typo with his name!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Narmeen's wedding is coming up, and Danielle calls from the catering hall to bump their date for a celebrity wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Allie's mom collects animals and it's getting out of hand. So Skeery calls as a neighbor who's had enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Tattoo After First Date

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Henry just went on a first date with Marissa, so she thought it would be appropriate to get a tattoo to commemorate the occasion.See omnystudio.com/li...

Getting Charged for Luggage

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Robin has been going THROUGH IT with her luggage and the airport. So Skeery calls from the airline, sending her an extra bill for their mistake!See om...

Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Felicia roasts at the tanning salon and it's a bad look for the brand, so Danielle calls to cancel her membership!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Piano Lesson

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Melissa helps mom out during the week by taking her brother to piano lessons. So Garrett calls mom as the instructor, wondering where her son is!See o...

Used Dad’s Social Security to Buy Car

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Azari tells his mom he bought a car, using unsavory methods, and Skeery is the car dealer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Son Dumped Me

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is dating a lot of girls in college, so Danielle calls his mom as a girl he just dumped!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Coat Check Doesn't Have Your Coat

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Colleen left her coat at the restaurant last night, so Garrett lets her know it's been given away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ervin just got his car back, so Skeery calls from the dealership to say it's STILL missing all its parts and is incredibly dangerous! See omnystu...

Your Girlfriend Missed Her Court Date

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer "missed" her court date, so Garrett calls her boyfriend to let her know there's a warrant out for her arrest!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Credit Card Payment Late

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rosanne is late on a credit card payment so Danielle calls with a huge penalty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Cockburns Wine

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The world's most obnoxious salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries to sell a questionably branded wine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alicia gets a call from her neighbor's realtor, who says he can't sell the house because she keeps spitting in the neighborhood.See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Singing Lady Gaga in the Shower

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe likes to sing when he gets ready in the morning, so Danielle calls as an annoyed neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own!S...

Because of Lice, We're Burning Your Stuff

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyc...

Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick!See omnystudio.com/l...

St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

You've Maxed Out the Credit Card

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a...

BF Featured on Junk of the Month Club

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Busted on the Refrigerator Insurance

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

No More Haircut Cancellations!

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an opti...

Sold the Family Ring on Ebay

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bad Babysitter

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Erica Hill Talks To Herself

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Can’t Fix the Misspelled Birth Announcement

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do!See omn...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls!See omnystudio.com/l...

The Computer Store Lost your Laptop

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Yo Hummer Guy Stop Beeping in Neighborhood

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

The Meat Guy Hit The Mercedes

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did!...

Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

The Expensive Furniture Set

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Painted Your Basement Without Permission

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Sending Your Son Home for Face Rides Shirt

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Snow Removal Guy Sucks

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John is obsessed with keeping snow off his property and has been filing complaints against the city for how they cover up his car while street plowing...

Your Daughter Owes Me Tattoo Money

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bella has been begging her parents for a tattoo and they are totally against it....so Garrett calls from the tattoo parlor to say she owes money for ...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He's back, and we love to hate him, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the relentless salesperson petals Valentine's Day candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Forgot to order Valentine's Day Flowers

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Drew placed an order for Valentine's Day flowers early and they never showed up, so Garrett calls from customer service and blames him!See omnystudio....

I Can See You Showering

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much.See omnystudio.com/lis...

The DMV is Revoking Your License

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took ...

No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Your Ring is a Piece of Garbage

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Steven bought his girlfriend an engagement ring and left it at a jeweler to be taken care of, so Skeery calls to let him know it's a piece of garbage!...

We Screwed Up your Washer Dryer Order

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joyce is having some customer service problems after getting two washers instead of a washer and dryer, so Garrett calls as the not so helpful associa...

Your Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Helen and Dalcho own a few salad stores, so Danielle calls from the power company to let them know the power is shut off!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Afternoon Wakeup Call

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

George works late and needs to sleep crazy hours, so Garrett calls to make sure he's up from an obnoxious wakeup service!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

DJ Dribs is Spinning at Your Wedding

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Julie as the horrible DJ that her fiancé hired to spin at their wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Test Driver Crashed the Car

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gabriel is away at college with dad's old car, which his dad likes to stress out about. So Skeery calls as the friend who borrowed....and accidentally...

Your Refrigerator Delivery Problems

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Collen's dad has gone through hell, bribing delivery workers to take away his old refrigerator. So she thought Danielle should call him as their boss,...

Your Girlfriend is Pregnant

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marc just started dating Lisa, so she thought it would be funny to have Garrett (the doctor) call with a congratulations on their new baby!See omnystu...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Skeery phone taps Garrett's grandmother as the obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bridezilla Not Having a Saturday Wedding

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Heather is getting married in a couple months and everything is going super well....so of course her sister wanted to mess that up!See omnystudio.com/...

Daughter is Staying at My House This Weekend

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyla is the perfect child, so she felt like messing with mom and dad. While her parents don't even know she's seeing someone, Garrett calls as the guy...

At Work Husband Want Your Girl

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quan knows someone at work keeps hitting on his girlfriend, so Skeery shows up as the creepy dude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Didn't Pay You Water Bill, Crazy Lady

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their b...

I Set You Up with My Proctologist

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gina hasn't had great dating luck recently, so her friend Carly wants to try setting her up.....with her proctologist!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

The Guy From Facebook is Romancing Me

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amy ghosted a guy she met at a bar and he's been very persistent, so Skeery calls as the creep!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.