Elvis Duran Phone Taps

You're Ripping Off Billy the Paper Kid

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Richard has been getting free newspapers he never signed up for, so Danielle calls from the paper ready to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's neighbors have a bed bug problem and his mom is super duper clean, so he calls mom while hanging out with one of the bed bug kids!See omnystudio...

Your Daughter Hired Me to Walk Your Dog

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grace got a dog and her dad Mike said she HAS to take care of it.....so Garrett calls as the guy Grace hired to take care of it!See omnystudio.com/li...

Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miguel's wife forgot to make yet another payment on the credit card, and he is not happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell...

Movers Broke Your Piano

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!See omnystudio...

The Toilet is Overflowing

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card!...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it!See omnystudio....

Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!See ...

Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who dec...

Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin!See omnystudio.com/...

Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!See omnystudio.com/...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the telemarketer LOVES to push products on bothered citizens.....especially this very important holiday gift, Christmas Caulk!...

Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the ki...

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tony takes his outdoor Christmas decorating very seriously, and Garrett calls as the new neighbor who wants him to cut back on all the lights!See omny...

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery returns as the ever-persistent Rod Phillips to try and sell his collection of boy band Christmas songs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thomas gets a call from a department store to let him know......the $1000 shoes his wife bough herself on his credit card have arrived!See omnystudio....

Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy's son Caden calls the sales department and demands they give him their personal Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls our sweet front desk friend Anita, and keeps asking for her for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give Me Back my Ottoman

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Aaron got a free ottoman in his furniture delivery, and now is expected to send it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad th...

Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Glenn has been getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers for years, and just got a new cell. So it's time for Mr. Michael Oppenheimer to christe...

I'm Dating Your Mom

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick's mom recently started dating again, so she wanted to freak him out with her current fling....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor is excited for his daughter to come home for Thanksgiving....until her learns she's bringing a much older man with her!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Peter has a pet turkey, and is starting to cause some controversy around the neighborhood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kylee is bring her new boyfriend over to meet her sister Stephanie for Thanksgiving. So Garrett calls Stephanie as the boyfriend....the pretty inappro...

Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Linda is super stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, and it's about to get a lot worse when she learns her turkey order is WAY off!See omnystudio.c...

Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paul is so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year.....until his wife changes the plan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tianna and her ex Chris are still close friends, so he asked Skeery to call from the phone company and say he's trying to tap into her phone!See omnys...

Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!See omnystudio.com/listene...

The Bakers Son Broke the Statue

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gio went on vacation and broke a statue while hugging it, drunk! So Garrett calls mom, looking for the replacement money.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!...

Ordered the Wedding Ring For You

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott visited a jeweler with his gf Alison, but wasn't planning on promising just yet. Soooooo Danielle calls from the jeweler to inform him, the ring...

Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Darren keeps dodging phone calls to appear for jury duty so Skeery calls him from court to say enough is enough! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bonnie has been having some dentures issues, so Danielle calls her back from the company and absolutely sucks at customer service!See omnystudio.com/l...

Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball co...

I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Debrah canceled one of the two cakes she ordered, so Garrett calls from the bakery to say she still needs to pay for both!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

You Forgot Your Doody Diaper

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamilla goes out to eat, changes her son's diaper, and sometimes leaves it on the table! So Skeery calls her as a restaurant manager DISGUSTED by her ...

Lizette Slept Over Last Night

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John is not allowed to have girls sleep over while he lives at his mom's, so Danielle calls as the girl he snuck in last night!See omnystudio.com/list...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this Skeery/Oppenheimer classic, the world's most annoying salesman tries to get Kaitlyn's grandfather to order candy for Halloween!See omnystudio....

The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carmella's Halloween decorations have gone missing, so Skeery gets caught as the postman stealing them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick left a bowl of candy out for Trick or Treaters and caught someone taking the whole bowl, so he yelled at the kid. SO Danielle calls as the mother...

Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donald works the late shift, and it's his birthday! So his daughter asked Garrett to keep calling him with an early morning wakeup celebration.See omn...

Audition to be a Zombie

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brandon wants to be a zombie at a haunted house, so Danielle calls and puts him through quite the audition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

You Have to Wear the Dora Costume

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Allan is going to his girlfriend's niece's birthday party, and Garrett lets him know his surprise Dora The Explorer costume is ready for him to pick u...

You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren is throwing a massive Halloween party and her friend doesn't know anyone going....so Danielle calls as another party goer asking her to change ...

No Halloween Party at MY HALL

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren booked a Halloween party at a wedding hall MONTHS ago, so Skeery calls to cancel the party last minute!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

The Office Halloween Party

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is Jamie's bf's new coworker, and is going to the office Halloween party with him.....wearing something scandalous! See omnystudio.com/liste...

Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake's been unemployed, and decided to mess with his girlfriend by screwing up their home to keep himself busy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

The Sick Deli Worker

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shane is a total germaphobe, so his wife calls him from the deli, while Garrett the sandwich guy hacks up a lung.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

No More Shoes

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie is obsessed with shoes and is supposed to be on a budget, but calls her husband as she's about to make a pig purchase.See omnystudio.com/listen...

The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin LOVES his tree and his new jerk neighbor, AKA Froggy, may have chopped it down....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha goes to a Catholic School and dad isn't too happy about her behavior when he gets a disciplinary call from the priest!See omnystudio.com/list...

I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stacy's mom has been overly concerned about her daughter's last semester, so Danielle calls to wonder why she hasn't been attending her classes.See om...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She can't understand you very well, and she sure is pushy. Danielle's infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis wants to book herself a spa day!See omnystudio.com/li...

You're Starting to Grow Boobs

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bruno hates taking medications and started taking something for cholesterol, so Skeery calls from the pharmacy with the news of some unfortunate new s...

Parents Eavesdropping on Your Call

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Katie's parents are ALWAYS eavesdropping on her calls, so she teaches them a lesson with a personal call with Garrett....See omnystudio.com/listener f...

We Messed Up Your Car, Your Fault

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dennis had his car worked on and they damaged it, so he wants the store to pay for everything. Danielle calls to let him know....yea that's not gonna ...

Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lara is selling her husband's VHS collection, even after he asked her not to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Being Fined for the Cable Boxes

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Holly moved into a new apartment, and the cable company has been hounding her to return the boxes they think she has. So Garrett calls from the compan...

Free Burgers For Friends

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dana works for a fast food chain and her mom takes it super seriously, so she and Danielle call mom to fire her daughter for stealing food!See omnystu...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Classic 70's Music

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you hang up on him, he'll likely call you right back- it's the tenacious salseperson Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and he won't leave Tyrone alone!See om...

We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tony is away on vacation and his sister Kathy is taking care of his place. SO she calls him to let him know there's an unexpected landscaper, messing ...

Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bonnie has been a bridezilla lately according to her friend Stephanie, so Danielle calls Bonnie to inform her Stephanie got a non-approved-pre-wedding...

YesYesYes You'll Pay More For the Car

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra just leased a car, and Skeery calls from finance to give her hell about the lease! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John's car was stollen when his wife was using it, and he was pissed for weeks. SO she decided to call him to say the car got stolen AGAIN!See omnystu...

My Mom Doesn't Do That

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Emma is pestering her mom about being on a TV show, so Danielle calls mom from the show with a slew of uncomfortable questions!See omnystudio.com/list...

You Delinquent Electronics Bill

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grandpa just finished paying off some brand new electronic, so his granddaughter Melissa thought it would be funny to have Skeery call him from collec...

I'm Dating Your Grandma

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chad has been encouraging his grandma to get back out in the dating world, so she has Garrett call as her MUCH younger new guy!!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Eating My Apples

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ken went apple picking and got caught eating some without paying. So Danielle called him from the orchard, demanding retroactive payment!See omnystudi...

Your Daughter is Playing Hip Hop at Lunch

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isabella just got her first call phone- so big sister asked Skeery to call their mom from school, after she played some horribly inappropriate music!S...

The Car Broke Down Again

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alexis is not supposed to borrow her boyfriend's car because it keeps having issues....so she took it without asking, and calls him after a breakdown!...

Get Your Garbage Pickup Straight

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jay's mom is being accused of throwing her garbage in other people's trash cans, so Danielle calls her as a neighbor to bust her!See omnystudio.com/li...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is the salesperson who doesn't quit, even when selling hot dog toaster to someone who doesn't eat hot dogs!See omnystudio.com/...

Dad I Stole Your Credit Card

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ray wants his daughter to stop spending so much money, so of course, she had to have Garrett call him from the store she's shopping at asking for his ...

Danielle Monaro Violation Service

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle revokes Carmel's license after she thought she was in the clear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I'm Having a Pleasure Party

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's dad listens in on her phone calls, so she asked Skeery to call about the sex toy party she is throwing! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jared had his fantasy football team set for WEEKS and is so excited the season has begun....too bad Garret's about to ruin it for him!See omnystudio.c...

Can't Renew Vows until Give Money to Church

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Georgine and Michael are renewing their wedding vows, and they received a letter from the church saying they owe money in donations. So Danielle and S...

Son Caught in the Fountain by Mall Cop

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Susan thinks her son does no wrong, so he asked Garett to call her after getting in trouble at the mall.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Danielle Calls a Funeral Home

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In Danielle's first Phone Tap EVER, she calls a funeral home to see if she can save her very favorite part of her late husband's body.....See omnystud...

Responding to Lost Luggage Complaint

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An airline lost Jennifer and Tom's luggage, so Skeery calls as customer service to piss him off even more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sue keeps running out of gas and her dad has to rescue her. He said he won't ever help her again....so she calls stranded from the side of the road!Se...

The Father Daughter Hunting Trip

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley has been looking forward to her father/daughter vacation with dad for weeks. So Danielle calls her as the travel agent to give her some details...

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shaun's daughter messed up this year so she's currently in summer school school........or at least that's what dad assumes! Until Garrett calls him a...

Furniture Guy at Your House During Vacay

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Murna is enjoying a vacation, but before she left she had a terribly difficult time with a furniture company. SO Skeery calls her as that furniture gu...

Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie's kid has been a little aggressive at camp lately, so Danielle calls from the camp with MORE problems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Your Daughter is Cutting Summer School

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy calls Ashley's dad, to tell him that her daughter who's enrolled in summer school, has been skipping!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...