Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She can't understand you very well, and she sure is pushy. Danielle's infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis wants to book herself a spa day!See omnystudio.com/li...

You're Starting to Grow Boobs

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bruno hates taking medications and started taking something for cholesterol, so Skeery calls from the pharmacy with the news of some unfortunate new s...

Parents Eavesdropping on Your Call

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Katie's parents are ALWAYS eavesdropping on her calls, so she teaches them a lesson with a personal call with Garrett....See omnystudio.com/listener f...

We Messed Up Your Car, Your Fault

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dennis had his car worked on and they damaged it, so he wants the store to pay for everything. Danielle calls to let him know....yea that's not gonna ...

Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lara is selling her husband's VHS collection, even after he asked her not to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Being Fined for the Cable Boxes

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Holly moved into a new apartment, and the cable company has been hounding her to return the boxes they think she has. So Garrett calls from the compan...

Free Burgers For Friends

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dana works for a fast food chain and her mom takes it super seriously, so she and Danielle call mom to fire her daughter for stealing food!See omnystu...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Classic 70's Music

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you hang up on him, he'll likely call you right back- it's the tenacious salseperson Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and he won't leave Tyrone alone!See om...

We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tony is away on vacation and his sister Kathy is taking care of his place. SO she calls him to let him know there's an unexpected landscaper, messing ...

Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bonnie has been a bridezilla lately according to her friend Stephanie, so Danielle calls Bonnie to inform her Stephanie got a non-approved-pre-wedding...

YesYesYes You'll Pay More For the Car

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sandra just leased a car, and Skeery calls from finance to give her hell about the lease! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John's car was stollen when his wife was using it, and he was pissed for weeks. SO she decided to call him to say the car got stolen AGAIN!See omnystu...

My Mom Doesn't Do That

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Emma is pestering her mom about being on a TV show, so Danielle calls mom from the show with a slew of uncomfortable questions!See omnystudio.com/list...

You Delinquent Electronics Bill

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grandpa just finished paying off some brand new electronic, so his granddaughter Melissa thought it would be funny to have Skeery call him from collec...

I'm Dating Your Grandma

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chad has been encouraging his grandma to get back out in the dating world, so she has Garrett call as her MUCH younger new guy!!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Eating My Apples

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ken went apple picking and got caught eating some without paying. So Danielle called him from the orchard, demanding retroactive payment!See omnystudi...

Your Daughter is Playing Hip Hop at Lunch

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isabella just got her first call phone- so big sister asked Skeery to call their mom from school, after she played some horribly inappropriate music!S...

The Car Broke Down Again

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alexis is not supposed to borrow her boyfriend's car because it keeps having issues....so she took it without asking, and calls him after a breakdown!...

Get Your Garbage Pickup Straight

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jay's mom is being accused of throwing her garbage in other people's trash cans, so Danielle calls her as a neighbor to bust her!See omnystudio.com/li...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is the salesperson who doesn't quit, even when selling hot dog toaster to someone who doesn't eat hot dogs!See omnystudio.com/...

Dad I Stole Your Credit Card

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ray wants his daughter to stop spending so much money, so of course, she had to have Garrett call him from the store she's shopping at asking for his ...

Danielle Monaro Violation Service

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle revokes Carmel's license after she thought she was in the clear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I'm Having a Pleasure Party

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's dad listens in on her phone calls, so she asked Skeery to call about the sex toy party she is throwing! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jared had his fantasy football team set for WEEKS and is so excited the season has begun....too bad Garret's about to ruin it for him!See omnystudio.c...

Can't Renew Vows until Give Money to Church

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Georgine and Michael are renewing their wedding vows, and they received a letter from the church saying they owe money in donations. So Danielle and S...

Son Caught in the Fountain by Mall Cop

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Susan thinks her son does no wrong, so he asked Garett to call her after getting in trouble at the mall.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Danielle Calls a Funeral Home

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In Danielle's first Phone Tap EVER, she calls a funeral home to see if she can save her very favorite part of her late husband's body.....See omnystud...

Responding to Lost Luggage Complaint

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An airline lost Jennifer and Tom's luggage, so Skeery calls as customer service to piss him off even more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sue keeps running out of gas and her dad has to rescue her. He said he won't ever help her again....so she calls stranded from the side of the road!Se...

The Father Daughter Hunting Trip

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley has been looking forward to her father/daughter vacation with dad for weeks. So Danielle calls her as the travel agent to give her some details...

Daughter is Skipping Summer School

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shaun's daughter messed up this year so she's currently in summer school school........or at least that's what dad assumes! Until Garrett calls him a...

Furniture Guy at Your House During Vacay

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Murna is enjoying a vacation, but before she left she had a terribly difficult time with a furniture company. SO Skeery calls her as that furniture gu...

Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie's kid has been a little aggressive at camp lately, so Danielle calls from the camp with MORE problems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Your Daughter is Cutting Summer School

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy calls Ashley's dad, to tell him that her daughter who's enrolled in summer school, has been skipping!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren has been so intense leading up to her wedding, so her friend thought it would be a good idea to call her from the boutique she got her bridesma...

You and Your Dog Gizmo are Getting Robbed

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nelson doesn't want his daughter bringing their dog back to the vet because it's so expensive, and the dog is healing. So she asks Danielle to call fr...

Not Getting your Cast Off

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin's cast is supposed to come off today, so his girlfriend thought it would be fun to maybe call him and let him know...his hand never properly he...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer strikes again as he tries to sell Sherri a collection of DVD's!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Getting Accepted Into Choice College

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kate was accepted into her #1 college, so her sister thought it would be hilarious if Danielle called from admissions and revoked her acceptance. Even...

Your Car Fell Off the Truck

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessie is expecting his brand new car any day now, so Garrett calls him as the delivery person to inform him it FELL OFF THE TRUCK!See omnystudio.com/...

Mamma Mia I Racked Up a Credit Card Bill

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laura asked Skeery to call her mom as a collector, after she went on a huge spending spree, and can't pay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Danielle is a Terrible House Guest

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our very own Danielle calls her husband's friend (whom she's staying with in London soon), and is an absolute NIGHTMARE house guest!See omnystudio.com...

Didn't Get the Birthday Flowers

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan was so excited to send his girlfriend flowers for her birthday, so she called to inform him the flowers never got there.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Tree is Mine

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joslyn's new neighbor (aka Skeery Jones) is going to cut down the tree she loves, which dips over her property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

You're Having My Baby

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Troy's friend says he's super reckless with sex, so Danielle calls to mess with him a little!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding Canceled Pipe Burst

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa is getting married this week, so her friend thought Garrett should call off the wedding due to a building problem!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Grandma Needs an Appointment

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle tries to make an appointment for her grandmother....the infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dion's new puppy has been getting sick and he's expecting the place he got it from to help with the vet bills, so Danielle calls from the shelter to d...

My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gino's is protective of his daughter Natalie, so Garrett calls to pester her as a guy who wants to date her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Your Computer Bill's Overdue

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin just finished paying off her computer but was having trouble with the billing department, so Skeery calls to inform her that her last payment is ...

Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason was set up by a friend, so Danielle calls him as his future date and she's a liiiiiittle....intense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alexa has a summer job as a lifeguard and thought it would be funny if her dad thought she never showed up for work!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery's very first Rod Phillips Phone Tap has been rediscovered, as he tries to sell super sounds of the 60's and 70's!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete is getting the news that his wife bought a statue for their home after he asked her not to.....and it's $3500!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick loves his new gold club but cusses CONSTANTLY. So Garrett calls from the course in reference to some complaints they've gotten recently.See omnys...

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The very first appearance of Rod Phillips! Skeery tries to sell a record collection from the 60's and 70's and it's annoying as all hell!See omnystud...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She is IMPOSSIBLE to get through to, Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a heating and AC company to try and get new teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steven and Henry prepay for a fancy doggy daycare, and Garrett calls with a little issue.....and they can't bring him in anymore!See omnystudio.com/li...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's the salesperson we love to HATE, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sister Changed the Bridesmaid Dresses

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Megan is being a bridezilla according to her sister, so Danielle called from the bridesmaid boutique to inform her, her sister changed the dresses!See...

I'm Dating Your Mom

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve's mom is dating again, and Garrett is the much younger guy she's been seeing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beat your Kid at Family Fun Day

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joseph is 7-years-old and goes to camp, and Skeery is the overly competitive adult who beat him at various activities ALL DAY! Needless to say, his da...

Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jack is home sick and is so afraid of germs, so his girlfriend had Danielle call him to check in on something as the SICK TEMP sitting at his desk!See...

The Library Tough Guy

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leanne is studying in the library and calls her boyfriend, when Garrett has an issue with her chatting on the phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Velour Suit Mix Up

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin is going to Vegas and needs his lucky suit, which the dry cleaner seems to have accidentally lost!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hope is canceling her wedding because her fiancé bought hear a rice cooker, and mom is about to lose a whole lot of cash over it!See omnystudio.com/l...

You're Hot But You Suck at Singing

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie submitted an application for a singing reality show, so Garrett calls as a producer from the show with a reality check!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Christina's dad is always yelling at her for leaving the top down when she parks her car, so she calls dad from the beach after she once again left th...

Your Daughter is Skipping Summer School

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert thinks his daughter has been working a summer job, so Garrett calls as the principal of summer school- where she's REALLY supposed to be!See om...

Confiscating Your Beach House

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nicki is at a beach house with her friends, and they've gotten several noise complaints from neighbors. So Skeery calls as the owner to kick them out!...

We Drained Your Pool

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie and Anthony are away and have a graduation party for their daughter coming up. Unfortunately, Garrett didn't realize he was only hired to CLEAN ...

You're Not Getting Paid for Bahamas Vacation

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Israel had to complain about a trip he was just on, so Danielle calls as a very crappy customer service agent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Babysitting Ruining Vacation

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Evan is so excited to go on a trip with his girlfriend, who ruins it when she lets him know they need to bring her nephew!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Jill are taking a trip together, and Froggy calls to let them know he needs to bump their trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Beach House Burned Down

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren is going to the shore with her friends for the week, so Skeery calls to say the house is no longer available and there's nothing he can do.See ...

You Punched a Hold in the Wall on Vacation

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lila and her husband just got back from a great vacation, so Danielle calls the husband saying he punched a hole in the wall and owes money for damage...

Digging You an Inground Pool

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin's wife wants a pool put in but he's not so sure....so Garrett calls him as the guy currently digging the pool.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Your Son is Selling Exam Answers

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chase's mom Carol is tired of his money-making schemes, but now he's away at college. So Garrett calls mom as someone trying to buy test answers from ...

Brother Yells at Sister for Getting Caught Hooking Up

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vinny gets a call that his little sister was busted hooking up with a boy in the bathroom, and he's not thrilled!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone hates a pushy salesmen, which is where Mr. Michael Oppenheimer shines!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Babe The Pork Place is Ripping Us Off

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Freddy placed a food order with his wife at the local deli and she made the down payment already- so Garrett calls him from the deli with no record of...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Uber Eats Complaint

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tricia is getting difficult calls from some Uber Eats patrons since starting to use the app, and Danielle calls as the horribly impossible Mrs. Mashga...

Want to Have Lunch with Country Boy's GF

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris finally gets to confront the guy who keeps hitting on his girlfriend on the train, portrayed by Skeery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Arms of an Angel

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett calls Ray with his brand new (and surprise) adopted parrot, courtesy of his girlfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Splitting Your Office Space

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Angelo's office space is about to turn into a closet for his wife....and he had no idea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're Freezing Your Bank Account

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Noel gets a call from his wife that the bank froze his account after she shopped a little to frivolously!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Good Guy or Good Bye

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam's girlfriend put them on a gameshow where she has the option to dump him for money, and Garrett calls him as a casting agent!See omnystudio.com/l...

Fortune Cookie Was Misspelled

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Luke proposed his fiancé with a fortune cookie, and they spelled her name wrong! So Danielle calls as a rep from the company.See omnystudio.com/liste...

Your Daughter Shopped at Pink Pussy Cat

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie shares a bank account with her daughter, so Skeery calls mom as a rep from the bank to chat about some unusual purchases!See omnystudio.com/list...

Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gayle is always worried about her daughter who's in school, so Garrett calls as a fellow student looking to buy some test answers!See omnystudio.com/l...

Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Monica takes her 4-year-old daughter's dance classes VERY seriously, so Danielle calls as the instructor to say she just doesn't have what it takes.Se...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Flex Flashlight

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The horribly persistent Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell the Flex Flashlight on the first ever Oppenheimer Phone Tap with ZERO hang ups!See omnys...

The Landlord's Dogs are Barking Too Loud

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris has been complaining about his new landlord's loud dogs and is waiting for a call back, so Garrett calls as that landlord.See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Feeding the Cats

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Beth as a neighbor, tired of her feeding the stray cats.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amy's dad has a short temper for her lately, so Skeery calls him as a police officer after her most recent round of mischief.See omnystudio.com/listen...

The Cement Truck Spilled on Front Lawn

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is having a pool installed on his yard right now, so his wife had Garrett call as the man installing with a huge problem.See omnystudio.com/lis...

I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mike gets a call from his wife that she smashed their lawn mower into the pool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Memorial Day Weekend House

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy rented a house for his wife's 30th by the shore, and Danielle calls to say he's bin outbid just days before leaving!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Stop Feeding the Cats

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Beth keeps feeding the stray cats in the neighborhood, so Danielle calls as a neighbor who's had enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Pulled Out the Wrong Tooth

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott hates the dentist and just got a tooth pulled, so Garrett calls form the office with the unfortunate message, that they pulled the wrong tooth!S...