Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren has been so intense leading up to her wedding, so her friend thought it would be a good idea to call her from the boutique she got her bridesma...

You and Your Dog Gizmo are Getting Robbed

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nelson doesn't want his daughter bringing their dog back to the vet because it's so expensive, and the dog is healing. So she asks Danielle to call fr...

Not Getting your Cast Off

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin's cast is supposed to come off today, so his girlfriend thought it would be fun to maybe call him and let him know...his hand never properly he...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer strikes again as he tries to sell Sherri a collection of DVD's!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Getting Accepted Into Choice College

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kate was accepted into her #1 college, so her sister thought it would be hilarious if Danielle called from admissions and revoked her acceptance. Even...

Your Car Fell Off the Truck

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessie is expecting his brand new car any day now, so Garrett calls him as the delivery person to inform him it FELL OFF THE TRUCK!See omnystudio.com/...

Mamma Mia I Racked Up a Credit Card Bill

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laura asked Skeery to call her mom as a collector, after she went on a huge spending spree, and can't pay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Danielle is a Terrible House Guest

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our very own Danielle calls her husband's friend (whom she's staying with in London soon), and is an absolute NIGHTMARE house guest!See omnystudio.com...

Didn't Get the Birthday Flowers

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan was so excited to send his girlfriend flowers for her birthday, so she called to inform him the flowers never got there.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Tree is Mine

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joslyn's new neighbor (aka Skeery Jones) is going to cut down the tree she loves, which dips over her property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

You're Having My Baby

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Troy's friend says he's super reckless with sex, so Danielle calls to mess with him a little!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding Canceled Pipe Burst

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Teresa is getting married this week, so her friend thought Garrett should call off the wedding due to a building problem!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Grandma Needs an Appointment

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle tries to make an appointment for her grandmother....the infamous Mrs. Mashgalopsis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dion's new puppy has been getting sick and he's expecting the place he got it from to help with the vet bills, so Danielle calls from the shelter to d...

My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gino's is protective of his daughter Natalie, so Garrett calls to pester her as a guy who wants to date her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Your Computer Bill's Overdue

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin just finished paying off her computer but was having trouble with the billing department, so Skeery calls to inform her that her last payment is ...

Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason was set up by a friend, so Danielle calls him as his future date and she's a liiiiiittle....intense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alexa has a summer job as a lifeguard and thought it would be funny if her dad thought she never showed up for work!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery's very first Rod Phillips Phone Tap has been rediscovered, as he tries to sell super sounds of the 60's and 70's!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete is getting the news that his wife bought a statue for their home after he asked her not to.....and it's $3500!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nick loves his new gold club but cusses CONSTANTLY. So Garrett calls from the course in reference to some complaints they've gotten recently.See omnys...

The Sounds of the 60's and 70's

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The very first appearance of Rod Phillips! Skeery tries to sell a record collection from the 60's and 70's and it's annoying as all hell!See omnystud...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She is IMPOSSIBLE to get through to, Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a heating and AC company to try and get new teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steven and Henry prepay for a fancy doggy daycare, and Garrett calls with a little issue.....and they can't bring him in anymore!See omnystudio.com/li...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's the salesperson we love to HATE, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sister Changed the Bridesmaid Dresses

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Megan is being a bridezilla according to her sister, so Danielle called from the bridesmaid boutique to inform her, her sister changed the dresses!See...

I'm Dating Your Mom

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve's mom is dating again, and Garrett is the much younger guy she's been seeing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beat your Kid at Family Fun Day

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joseph is 7-years-old and goes to camp, and Skeery is the overly competitive adult who beat him at various activities ALL DAY! Needless to say, his da...

Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jack is home sick and is so afraid of germs, so his girlfriend had Danielle call him to check in on something as the SICK TEMP sitting at his desk!See...

The Library Tough Guy

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leanne is studying in the library and calls her boyfriend, when Garrett has an issue with her chatting on the phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Velour Suit Mix Up

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin is going to Vegas and needs his lucky suit, which the dry cleaner seems to have accidentally lost!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hope is canceling her wedding because her fiancé bought hear a rice cooker, and mom is about to lose a whole lot of cash over it!See omnystudio.com/l...

You're Hot But You Suck at Singing

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie submitted an application for a singing reality show, so Garrett calls as a producer from the show with a reality check!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Christina's dad is always yelling at her for leaving the top down when she parks her car, so she calls dad from the beach after she once again left th...

Your Daughter is Skipping Summer School

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert thinks his daughter has been working a summer job, so Garrett calls as the principal of summer school- where she's REALLY supposed to be!See om...

Confiscating Your Beach House

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nicki is at a beach house with her friends, and they've gotten several noise complaints from neighbors. So Skeery calls as the owner to kick them out!...

We Drained Your Pool

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie and Anthony are away and have a graduation party for their daughter coming up. Unfortunately, Garrett didn't realize he was only hired to CLEAN ...

You're Not Getting Paid for Bahamas Vacation

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Israel had to complain about a trip he was just on, so Danielle calls as a very crappy customer service agent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Babysitting Ruining Vacation

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Evan is so excited to go on a trip with his girlfriend, who ruins it when she lets him know they need to bring her nephew!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

We Pushed Back Your Vacation

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert and Jill are taking a trip together, and Froggy calls to let them know he needs to bump their trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Beach House Burned Down

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lauren is going to the shore with her friends for the week, so Skeery calls to say the house is no longer available and there's nothing he can do.See ...

You Punched a Hold in the Wall on Vacation

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lila and her husband just got back from a great vacation, so Danielle calls the husband saying he punched a hole in the wall and owes money for damage...

Digging You an Inground Pool

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin's wife wants a pool put in but he's not so sure....so Garrett calls him as the guy currently digging the pool.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Your Son is Selling Exam Answers

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chase's mom Carol is tired of his money-making schemes, but now he's away at college. So Garrett calls mom as someone trying to buy test answers from ...

Brother Yells at Sister for Getting Caught Hooking Up

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vinny gets a call that his little sister was busted hooking up with a boy in the bathroom, and he's not thrilled!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone hates a pushy salesmen, which is where Mr. Michael Oppenheimer shines!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Babe The Pork Place is Ripping Us Off

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Freddy placed a food order with his wife at the local deli and she made the down payment already- so Garrett calls him from the deli with no record of...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Uber Eats Complaint

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tricia is getting difficult calls from some Uber Eats patrons since starting to use the app, and Danielle calls as the horribly impossible Mrs. Mashga...

Want to Have Lunch with Country Boy's GF

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris finally gets to confront the guy who keeps hitting on his girlfriend on the train, portrayed by Skeery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Arms of an Angel

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett calls Ray with his brand new (and surprise) adopted parrot, courtesy of his girlfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Splitting Your Office Space

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Angelo's office space is about to turn into a closet for his wife....and he had no idea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're Freezing Your Bank Account

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Noel gets a call from his wife that the bank froze his account after she shopped a little to frivolously!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Good Guy or Good Bye

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam's girlfriend put them on a gameshow where she has the option to dump him for money, and Garrett calls him as a casting agent!See omnystudio.com/l...

Fortune Cookie Was Misspelled

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Luke proposed his fiancé with a fortune cookie, and they spelled her name wrong! So Danielle calls as a rep from the company.See omnystudio.com/liste...

Your Daughter Shopped at Pink Pussy Cat

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie shares a bank account with her daughter, so Skeery calls mom as a rep from the bank to chat about some unusual purchases!See omnystudio.com/list...

Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gayle is always worried about her daughter who's in school, so Garrett calls as a fellow student looking to buy some test answers!See omnystudio.com/l...

Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Monica takes her 4-year-old daughter's dance classes VERY seriously, so Danielle calls as the instructor to say she just doesn't have what it takes.Se...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Flex Flashlight

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The horribly persistent Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell the Flex Flashlight on the first ever Oppenheimer Phone Tap with ZERO hang ups!See omnys...

The Landlord's Dogs are Barking Too Loud

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris has been complaining about his new landlord's loud dogs and is waiting for a call back, so Garrett calls as that landlord.See omnystudio.com/lis...

Stop Feeding the Cats

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Beth as a neighbor, tired of her feeding the stray cats.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amy's dad has a short temper for her lately, so Skeery calls him as a police officer after her most recent round of mischief.See omnystudio.com/listen...

The Cement Truck Spilled on Front Lawn

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robert is having a pool installed on his yard right now, so his wife had Garrett call as the man installing with a huge problem.See omnystudio.com/lis...

I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mike gets a call from his wife that she smashed their lawn mower into the pool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Memorial Day Weekend House

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy rented a house for his wife's 30th by the shore, and Danielle calls to say he's bin outbid just days before leaving!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Stop Feeding the Cats

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Beth keeps feeding the stray cats in the neighborhood, so Danielle calls as a neighbor who's had enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Pulled Out the Wrong Tooth

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott hates the dentist and just got a tooth pulled, so Garrett calls form the office with the unfortunate message, that they pulled the wrong tooth!S...

How Much Did the Flowers Cost?

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls a florist to order a bunch of flowers, and Froggy calls them as her husband wanting to know how much they cost. What an awkward phone c...

Watching Porn in Your Bed

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Sophia as her roommate's friend whom is staying with them for a weekend.....and is currently watching some questionable movies in her bed...

This Is Your Wakeup Call, Taneeka

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taneekaloves sleeping in, so her mom had Garrett call to wake her up so she wouldn't miss her very first day of work!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Daughter Caught Smoking Pot

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Genine is always worried about her daughter Brianna smoking pot where she's not supposed to. So Danielle calls as security after she gets busted!See o...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We love him, we hate him, Skeery tries to sell encyclopedias as the obnoxious salesman Mr. Michael Oppenhimer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

You Closed Your Pizzeria Early

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sal is incredible proud of his pizza place, and his daughter worked it for his the other week. So Garrett calls as the press and demands to know why t...

Your BF Bought a Fake Chanel Bag

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paige wanted a Chanel bag for her birthday and got one from her boyfriend, but it broke! So while she waits for a call back from the actual store it w...

Caught Peeing in Neighbor's Plants

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie and her mother live together and their lunatic neighbor has accused them of sabotaging her outdoor plants, so Skeery calls with some wild compla...

I Want Your Daughter Back

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles alwasy takes care of his daughter, so you can imagine how pissed he is when Garrett calls as an ex looking to get back with her!See omnystudio...

Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe gets a call from his apartment complex, claiming his downstairs neighbor is complaining he makes too much noise by flushing his toilet at night!Se...

Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Michael's dad got hurt at work and needs his insurance claim to go through to cover his new teeth. Unfortunately, Skeery calls saying it WON'T be cove...

Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Uncle Johnny becomes LIVID when he finds out there is someone out there impersonating him, getting free drinks, and selling merch! HELLO LADY!See omny...

Airline Isn’t Compensating For Your Problem

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris had his trip screwed up by delayed flights from the airline, and is waiting for some compensation. Well, Danielle calls from the airline with a ...

Roxy Phone Taps Herself

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett goes classic when he calls Roxy, records her, and then calls back to have her chat with her own voice recording!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No one likes getting a call from Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, and he makes it even worse with his new colleague as they try to sell clams.See omnystudio.c...

The Bouncy Castle Collapsed

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah rented a bouncy castle for her daughter's birthday, and it collapsed on the kids! So while waiting from a call back, Danielle contacts Sarah as ...

We Shaved Your Pussycat

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Margret is obsessed with her cat and her daughter brought the cat to get groomed. So Garrett calls as the groomer who accidentally gave her the wrong ...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, the worst salesman in the world, refuses to give up trying to sell the Bona Mop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Clean Up Your Dog Poop

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Christine's mom as a pissed off neighbor, accusing her of not picking up after her little dog and she's sick of it!See omnystudio.com/l...

We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve has a rat problem and is so afraid of them. So his wife has Garrett call as the exterminator currently at their house, who needs to come back TO...

Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

spoke with teresa after a few missed calls, all good here, she told me we are enrolled in a+ premium content, need to figure out design before baby bo...

You Can’t Park in That Spot

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason keeps parking at a business next door and is getting notes asking him to stop, so Danielle calls as the business leaving those notes!See omnystu...

Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stephanie is getting a haircut and calls mom in a panic after Garrett the hairdresser screwed something up big time!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls a listener's aunt as the boss of the paving company, who paved her street early and she's been pissed ever since!See omnystudio.com/liste...

My Bunny is Eating His Poop

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Emma just got a new bunny and it's acting strange, so she's waiting for the store to call her back with some help. Danielle calls first, as the not so...

Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ray has enough dogs with his wife Lisa, but she loves having so many. So she asks Garrett to call him as the guy about to drop off several more!See om...

Skeery Gets Tapped

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this classic, Skeery THINKS he's phone tapping a jealous boyfriend about his girlfriend and the guy gets a little too angry. When in reality, Elvis...

It's My Slot Machine

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alana's dad is in a temporary wheelchair but should have been out MONTHS ago, and now apparently uses it to take advantage of people. He had a little ...

Spare a Square in the Ladies Room

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trish didn't help a woman out in the bathroom who needed some toilet paper the other day, so Danielle calls as that mystery coworker PISSED!See omnyst...

I Screwed Up the Oil Change

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Melique took mom's car to get an oil change, and apparently he screwed it up royally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Angela as the new tenant in the apartment she used to lived in, and demands she come back to help him clean!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is Crystal's Maid of Honor, and decided to plan a little vacation the same weekend as her wedding. OOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

The Broken Recliner Chair

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

George has a beloved reclining chair and is reluctant to let his wife hire a cleaning service for their home, so Garrett calls as the cleaning service...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We love him, we hate him, he's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and he wants to sell the Slap Shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.