Elvis Duran Phone Taps

How Much Did the Flowers Cost?

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls a florist to order a bunch of flowers, and Froggy calls them as her husband wanting to know how much they cost. What an awkward phone c...

Watching Porn in Your Bed

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Sophia as her roommate's friend whom is staying with them for a weekend.....and is currently watching some questionable movies in her bed...

This Is Your Wakeup Call, Taneeka

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taneekaloves sleeping in, so her mom had Garrett call to wake her up so she wouldn't miss her very first day of work!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Daughter Caught Smoking Pot

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Genine is always worried about her daughter Brianna smoking pot where she's not supposed to. So Danielle calls as security after she gets busted!See o...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We love him, we hate him, Skeery tries to sell encyclopedias as the obnoxious salesman Mr. Michael Oppenhimer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

You Closed Your Pizzeria Early

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sal is incredible proud of his pizza place, and his daughter worked it for his the other week. So Garrett calls as the press and demands to know why t...

Your BF Bought a Fake Chanel Bag

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paige wanted a Chanel bag for her birthday and got one from her boyfriend, but it broke! So while she waits for a call back from the actual store it w...

Caught Peeing in Neighbor's Plants

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Marie and her mother live together and their lunatic neighbor has accused them of sabotaging her outdoor plants, so Skeery calls with some wild compla...

I Want Your Daughter Back

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles alwasy takes care of his daughter, so you can imagine how pissed he is when Garrett calls as an ex looking to get back with her!See omnystudio...

Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe gets a call from his apartment complex, claiming his downstairs neighbor is complaining he makes too much noise by flushing his toilet at night!Se...

Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Michael's dad got hurt at work and needs his insurance claim to go through to cover his new teeth. Unfortunately, Skeery calls saying it WON'T be cove...

Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Uncle Johnny becomes LIVID when he finds out there is someone out there impersonating him, getting free drinks, and selling merch! HELLO LADY!See omny...

Airline Isn’t Compensating For Your Problem

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris had his trip screwed up by delayed flights from the airline, and is waiting for some compensation. Well, Danielle calls from the airline with a ...

Roxy Phone Taps Herself

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett goes classic when he calls Roxy, records her, and then calls back to have her chat with her own voice recording!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No one likes getting a call from Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, and he makes it even worse with his new colleague as they try to sell clams.See omnystudio.c...

The Bouncy Castle Collapsed

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah rented a bouncy castle for her daughter's birthday, and it collapsed on the kids! So while waiting from a call back, Danielle contacts Sarah as ...

We Shaved Your Pussycat

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Margret is obsessed with her cat and her daughter brought the cat to get groomed. So Garrett calls as the groomer who accidentally gave her the wrong ...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, the worst salesman in the world, refuses to give up trying to sell the Bona Mop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Clean Up Your Dog Poop

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Christine's mom as a pissed off neighbor, accusing her of not picking up after her little dog and she's sick of it!See omnystudio.com/l...

We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve has a rat problem and is so afraid of them. So his wife has Garrett call as the exterminator currently at their house, who needs to come back TO...

Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

spoke with teresa after a few missed calls, all good here, she told me we are enrolled in a+ premium content, need to figure out design before baby bo...

You Can’t Park in That Spot

22 Apr 2024

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Jason keeps parking at a business next door and is getting notes asking him to stop, so Danielle calls as the business leaving those notes!See omnystu...

Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows

19 Apr 2024

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Stephanie is getting a haircut and calls mom in a panic after Garrett the hairdresser screwed something up big time!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls a listener's aunt as the boss of the paving company, who paved her street early and she's been pissed ever since!See omnystudio.com/liste...

My Bunny is Eating His Poop

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Emma just got a new bunny and it's acting strange, so she's waiting for the store to call her back with some help. Danielle calls first, as the not so...

Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ray has enough dogs with his wife Lisa, but she loves having so many. So she asks Garrett to call him as the guy about to drop off several more!See om...

Skeery Gets Tapped

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this classic, Skeery THINKS he's phone tapping a jealous boyfriend about his girlfriend and the guy gets a little too angry. When in reality, Elvis...

It's My Slot Machine

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alana's dad is in a temporary wheelchair but should have been out MONTHS ago, and now apparently uses it to take advantage of people. He had a little ...

Spare a Square in the Ladies Room

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trish didn't help a woman out in the bathroom who needed some toilet paper the other day, so Danielle calls as that mystery coworker PISSED!See omnyst...

I Screwed Up the Oil Change

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Melique took mom's car to get an oil change, and apparently he screwed it up royally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery calls Angela as the new tenant in the apartment she used to lived in, and demands she come back to help him clean!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea is Crystal's Maid of Honor, and decided to plan a little vacation the same weekend as her wedding. OOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

The Broken Recliner Chair

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

George has a beloved reclining chair and is reluctant to let his wife hire a cleaning service for their home, so Garrett calls as the cleaning service...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We love him, we hate him, he's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and he wants to sell the Slap Shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coughing In Your Catering

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don has a huge catering order coming in and Danielle calls as she prepares it.....sneezing and coughing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

You're Being Sued on TV Court

02 Apr 2024

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Judy hit her neighbor's mailbox and hasn't gotten around to fixing it, so her daughter Sarah thought it would be a great occasion for Garrett to call ...

Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tia's boyfriend Trevor is not ready to give her a key to his apartment, so she wanted to mess with him by asking Skeery to call as the locksmith who's...

Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Mark on his birthday, with a very annoying character Elmo wakeup call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber to the Airport

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kylee is supposed to take her parents to the airport because he's nervous about a stranger driving him, so she calls to cancel last minute and sets hi...

No Refund for the Clown Magician

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Anthony and his wife booked a magician for their kid's birthday, but instead they sent a clown and it was a DISASTER! So mom is waiting for a call bac...

Pepperidge Farm Cookies

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim's dad owns a Pepperidge Farm cookie route, and she drives a truck for him. So she wants to call dad during a delivery after she forgot to lock the...

Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Caitlyn is studying at the library and thought it would be funny if she called her boyfriend while Garrett bothered her to be more quiet!See omnystudi...

Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissy's dad owns a crane game machine in a local store, so she thought Danielle should call as that store owner after someone ran off with the whole...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He can't be stopped, try as you might - Skeery's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer pesters Darren as he tries to sell the Bumper Badger!See omnystudio.com/liste...

I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olivia recently broke up with a short fling whom her dad Sam never met, so she asked Garrett to call Sam as that ex asking for his daughter back!See o...

Jealous of the Office Hugger

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie is a liiiiiittle jealous of her BF's new friendly coworker, so boyfriend Mike thought it would be funny for Danielle to prepend to be the new c...

Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery and his friend Ronnie team up to create the most confusing customer service team you've ever heard of! Good luck getting any information straig...

St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Daryl works nights, and his girlfriend decided to hire a wake-up service to piss him off on St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guy loves his car, so his daughter wanted Skeery to call after she had a little accident backing out this morning....See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jared runs a bowling alley and has to deal with a lot of annoying phone calls, so his coworker Mike thought it would be funny if Danielle called as a...

We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry has been planning his mom's 90th birthday brunch for months now! So his daughter thought it might be funny if Garrett called from the restauran...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer wanted to celebrate National Meatball Day, by pushing his favorite meatball maker as the horribly pushy salesmen we all love a...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's oblivious character Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost problem, and needs a spirit service to help her fix it!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Dad I Spent $4,000

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim's dad gets nuts when it comes to money, so Skeery calls him from Kim's credit card company saying he's the cosigner, and Kim owes thousands of dol...

Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danny knows that his fiancé is not allowed to drive his mother's car. SO he thought Danielle should call from the insurance company, after his fiancé...

First Date Marriage Proposal

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eric's daughter just went through a bad breakup, so she asked Garrett to call dad as her brand new man, who has an interesting proposal for him!See om...

The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gino is icked out by the new kid on the block who has pink eye, so his daughter thought it would be funny for Skeery to call as that new neighbor, pla...

Stop Stealing Free Food Samples

01 Mar 2024

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Irene is a huge fan of free samples without purchase, so her granddaughter asked Danielle to call as an angry manager of the grocery store!See omnystu...

I Slept With Your Sister At Your House

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda doesn't know much about her sister's new boyfriend, so Garrett calls as the new guy and doesn't give the best first impression.See omnystudio.c...

Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle failed the teacher certification test several times before passing, so her friend asked Skeery to call as someone from the board claiming she...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's Mrs. Mashgalopsis has got to be one of the most helpless characters on the planet, and in today's Phone Tap, she needs to make an appointme...

I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Logan hurt himself and instead of going to Physical Therapy, he ordered two PT Balls which have yet to arrive. So Garrett calls to deliver an issue wi...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We can't stand him and we love it, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back to push some sales buttons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tow Truck Nightmare

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam has a car with an expired inspection ticket so his girlfriend thought Danielle should call as the person towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listen...

The Porta Potty is Not Available

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Susan is so excited about her son's wedding, and she handled a lot of the booking. So her son Richie thought it might be funny to call from the porta ...

Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wilson is the neighbor nobody wants, including Sue whom he calls about her pool table, that apparently breaks noise code!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Cheating Sorority Girl

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dawn has some rumors about her stirring that she made out with the bf of a girl in another sonority,...so Danielle calls as that girlfriend!See omnyst...

I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mia is a dog walker and her boyfriend is very protective of her and wants her to be careful. So Garrett calls up as a customer......but not for an ave...

Brad From Rads Tattoos

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie just turned 18 and wants to get a tattoo, against mom's wishes. So dad thought it would be funny if she got a call from them,on their way to t...

Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eric has a double date from Tinder all set up, but he's never chatted with the girl! So Danielle calls as the mystery woman, and she's not exactly his...

Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drew ordered Valentine's Day flowers for his girlfriend a month in advance becasue he knows how important they are to her. So Garrett calls with a lit...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Valentines Day is on the way and what better way to celebrate than Mr. Michael Oppenheimer trying to sell some candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rabecca's mom is really tightly laced, so now that she's at college, she thought it would be funny to have Danielle call mom as the guidance counselor...

No TV For The Super Bowl

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The big game is coming up and Carl is having a huge party, so he bought a new TV.....which Garrett informs him may not be there until Monday!!!See omn...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery gets Sabrina's aunt and great aunt in today's Phone Tap, as the telemarketer we love to hate....Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/list...

I Had Sex In Your Dress

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jenine was so hesitant to lend her friend Erin her designer dress, so Erin thought it would be funny if Danielle called as the drycleaner, having an i...

Not Lifting The Treadmill

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tricia is excited for the delivery of her new treadmill, so roommate Danielle thought it might be funny to have Garrett call as the man delivering it,...

Your Tenants Want To Move Back In

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Michael's mom hated her old tenants, who moved out and left the place a mess. So he asked Skeery to call her, as that tenant, asking to move back in!S...

You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Blair's grandfather steals small bits of groceries when he goes food shopping, so she asked Danielle to call him as the supermarket's regional manager...

The Skydiving Rookie

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Damon is a real adrenaline junkie, and is going skydiving with his girlfriend Gina! So Garrett calls her up as her coach, who's never done this before...

We Want to Bury You for Our Film

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Deshaun is an aspiring actor, and his agent is trying to get him some work! So he had Skeery call with a new acting gig, but it isn't quite what Desha...

Your Dinky Dog

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Frank is so in love with his little dog, but he is quite a yapper! So Joanne thought it would be funny if Danielle called as an already annoyed neighb...

Happy Birthday From a Clown

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Like many, Tara HATES clowns. So her sister Val thought it might be funny if Garrett called on her birthday, as a clown heading to visit her at work!S...

Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason is so excited about his upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon at the Four Seasons....but Skeery calls to inform him it's overbooked, and he needs to chang...

You're A Bad Catholic

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carol doesn't go to church much, but is a sponsor for her nice's conformation. So Danielle calls her from the church to let her know she is not quite ...

The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Valerie's parents are always curious about her dating life, and want to know more about this guy in her life. So Garrett starts the call as that guy, ...

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

While on vacation with him, Hanna thought it would be funny if Skeery called her fiancé as an ex looking to spend some quality time with her!See omny...

Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Roslyn brushes her teeth in the office, so her friend thought it would be funny to have Danielle call as a coworker and tell her to knock it off!See o...

Never Hung Up On Your Mom

18 Jan 2024

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Emma's mom is going away for the weekend, so she and Garrett thought it would be fun to mess with mom's "home alone" concerns. Time for a party!See om...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's impossible to reject and persistent as hell, in today's Phone Tap Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is trying to get Irving to buy a new online security sy...

You Son Is Having Sex With My Daughter

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason's mom is very concerned for her son at college, so Jason thought it would be funny for Danielle to call her as the mother of a girl he's seeing,...

Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Keith had a bad dinner experience while on vacation with his girlfriend, and Garrett calls as a rep from the restaurant with quite an argumentative at...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone loves a telephone sales marketer.....ESPECAILLY when he is trying to sell you something you don't need, like the relentless Mr. Michael Oppen...

We Need Your Dog Back

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa recently got a dog and is totally in love.....when Garrett calls and says the dog was actually adopted by someone else first!See omnystudio.com/l...

Tony Soprano Phone Taps

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery records a bunch of Sopranos liners, and plays them back to unsuspecting victims whom have no idea they are chatting with a TV show!See omnystud...

Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service!S...

Your Wife Is Dropping Out Of School

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Debbie and her husband are sacrificing a lot to pay for her go back to school, so you can only imagine how upset he is when he learns his wife has bee...

I've Been Lying About Going To School

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stay's mom is so worried about her daughter's education, so Danielle calls with some bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adopt A Dog For You

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff does NOT want to own a pet with his partner, but she feels like calling him with a little surprise....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Valet Lost The Keys

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan gets an annoying call from his wife while he's at work, saying he needs to come get her because the valet lost her keys!See omnystudio.com/liste...