Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Coughing In Your Catering

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Don has a huge catering order coming in and Danielle calls as she prepares it.....sneezing and coughing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

You're Being Sued on TV Court

02 Apr 2024

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Judy hit her neighbor's mailbox and hasn't gotten around to fixing it, so her daughter Sarah thought it would be a great occasion for Garrett to call ...

Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF

01 Apr 2024

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Tia's boyfriend Trevor is not ready to give her a key to his apartment, so she wanted to mess with him by asking Skeery to call as the locksmith who's...

Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle calls Mark on his birthday, with a very annoying character Elmo wakeup call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber to the Airport

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kylee is supposed to take her parents to the airport because he's nervous about a stranger driving him, so she calls to cancel last minute and sets hi...

No Refund for the Clown Magician

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Anthony and his wife booked a magician for their kid's birthday, but instead they sent a clown and it was a DISASTER! So mom is waiting for a call bac...

Pepperidge Farm Cookies

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim's dad owns a Pepperidge Farm cookie route, and she drives a truck for him. So she wants to call dad during a delivery after she forgot to lock the...

Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Caitlyn is studying at the library and thought it would be funny if she called her boyfriend while Garrett bothered her to be more quiet!See omnystudi...

Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissy's dad owns a crane game machine in a local store, so she thought Danielle should call as that store owner after someone ran off with the whole...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He can't be stopped, try as you might - Skeery's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer pesters Darren as he tries to sell the Bumper Badger!See omnystudio.com/liste...

I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olivia recently broke up with a short fling whom her dad Sam never met, so she asked Garrett to call Sam as that ex asking for his daughter back!See o...

Jealous of the Office Hugger

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie is a liiiiiittle jealous of her BF's new friendly coworker, so boyfriend Mike thought it would be funny for Danielle to prepend to be the new c...

Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery and his friend Ronnie team up to create the most confusing customer service team you've ever heard of! Good luck getting any information straig...

St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Daryl works nights, and his girlfriend decided to hire a wake-up service to piss him off on St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guy loves his car, so his daughter wanted Skeery to call after she had a little accident backing out this morning....See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jared runs a bowling alley and has to deal with a lot of annoying phone calls, so his coworker Mike thought it would be funny if Danielle called as a...

We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry has been planning his mom's 90th birthday brunch for months now! So his daughter thought it might be funny if Garrett called from the restauran...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer wanted to celebrate National Meatball Day, by pushing his favorite meatball maker as the horribly pushy salesmen we all love a...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's oblivious character Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost problem, and needs a spirit service to help her fix it!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Dad I Spent $4,000

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim's dad gets nuts when it comes to money, so Skeery calls him from Kim's credit card company saying he's the cosigner, and Kim owes thousands of dol...

Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danny knows that his fiancé is not allowed to drive his mother's car. SO he thought Danielle should call from the insurance company, after his fiancé...

First Date Marriage Proposal

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eric's daughter just went through a bad breakup, so she asked Garrett to call dad as her brand new man, who has an interesting proposal for him!See om...

The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gino is icked out by the new kid on the block who has pink eye, so his daughter thought it would be funny for Skeery to call as that new neighbor, pla...

Stop Stealing Free Food Samples

01 Mar 2024

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Irene is a huge fan of free samples without purchase, so her granddaughter asked Danielle to call as an angry manager of the grocery store!See omnystu...

I Slept With Your Sister At Your House

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda doesn't know much about her sister's new boyfriend, so Garrett calls as the new guy and doesn't give the best first impression.See omnystudio.c...

Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle failed the teacher certification test several times before passing, so her friend asked Skeery to call as someone from the board claiming she...

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's Mrs. Mashgalopsis has got to be one of the most helpless characters on the planet, and in today's Phone Tap, she needs to make an appointme...

I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Logan hurt himself and instead of going to Physical Therapy, he ordered two PT Balls which have yet to arrive. So Garrett calls to deliver an issue wi...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We can't stand him and we love it, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back to push some sales buttons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tow Truck Nightmare

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam has a car with an expired inspection ticket so his girlfriend thought Danielle should call as the person towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listen...

The Porta Potty is Not Available

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Susan is so excited about her son's wedding, and she handled a lot of the booking. So her son Richie thought it might be funny to call from the porta ...

Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wilson is the neighbor nobody wants, including Sue whom he calls about her pool table, that apparently breaks noise code!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Cheating Sorority Girl

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dawn has some rumors about her stirring that she made out with the bf of a girl in another sonority,...so Danielle calls as that girlfriend!See omnyst...

I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mia is a dog walker and her boyfriend is very protective of her and wants her to be careful. So Garrett calls up as a customer......but not for an ave...

Brad From Rads Tattoos

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie just turned 18 and wants to get a tattoo, against mom's wishes. So dad thought it would be funny if she got a call from them,on their way to t...

Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eric has a double date from Tinder all set up, but he's never chatted with the girl! So Danielle calls as the mystery woman, and she's not exactly his...

Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drew ordered Valentine's Day flowers for his girlfriend a month in advance becasue he knows how important they are to her. So Garrett calls with a lit...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Valentines Day is on the way and what better way to celebrate than Mr. Michael Oppenheimer trying to sell some candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rabecca's mom is really tightly laced, so now that she's at college, she thought it would be funny to have Danielle call mom as the guidance counselor...

No TV For The Super Bowl

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The big game is coming up and Carl is having a huge party, so he bought a new TV.....which Garrett informs him may not be there until Monday!!!See omn...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery gets Sabrina's aunt and great aunt in today's Phone Tap, as the telemarketer we love to hate....Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/list...

I Had Sex In Your Dress

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jenine was so hesitant to lend her friend Erin her designer dress, so Erin thought it would be funny if Danielle called as the drycleaner, having an i...

Not Lifting The Treadmill

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tricia is excited for the delivery of her new treadmill, so roommate Danielle thought it might be funny to have Garrett call as the man delivering it,...

Your Tenants Want To Move Back In

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Michael's mom hated her old tenants, who moved out and left the place a mess. So he asked Skeery to call her, as that tenant, asking to move back in!S...

You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Blair's grandfather steals small bits of groceries when he goes food shopping, so she asked Danielle to call him as the supermarket's regional manager...

The Skydiving Rookie

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Damon is a real adrenaline junkie, and is going skydiving with his girlfriend Gina! So Garrett calls her up as her coach, who's never done this before...

We Want to Bury You for Our Film

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Deshaun is an aspiring actor, and his agent is trying to get him some work! So he had Skeery call with a new acting gig, but it isn't quite what Desha...

Your Dinky Dog

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Frank is so in love with his little dog, but he is quite a yapper! So Joanne thought it would be funny if Danielle called as an already annoyed neighb...

Happy Birthday From a Clown

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Like many, Tara HATES clowns. So her sister Val thought it might be funny if Garrett called on her birthday, as a clown heading to visit her at work!S...

Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason is so excited about his upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon at the Four Seasons....but Skeery calls to inform him it's overbooked, and he needs to chang...

You're A Bad Catholic

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carol doesn't go to church much, but is a sponsor for her nice's conformation. So Danielle calls her from the church to let her know she is not quite ...

The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Valerie's parents are always curious about her dating life, and want to know more about this guy in her life. So Garrett starts the call as that guy, ...

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

While on vacation with him, Hanna thought it would be funny if Skeery called her fiancé as an ex looking to spend some quality time with her!See omny...

Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Roslyn brushes her teeth in the office, so her friend thought it would be funny to have Danielle call as a coworker and tell her to knock it off!See o...

Never Hung Up On Your Mom

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Emma's mom is going away for the weekend, so she and Garrett thought it would be fun to mess with mom's "home alone" concerns. Time for a party!See om...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's impossible to reject and persistent as hell, in today's Phone Tap Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is trying to get Irving to buy a new online security sy...

You Son Is Having Sex With My Daughter

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason's mom is very concerned for her son at college, so Jason thought it would be funny for Danielle to call her as the mother of a girl he's seeing,...

Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Keith had a bad dinner experience while on vacation with his girlfriend, and Garrett calls as a rep from the restaurant with quite an argumentative at...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone loves a telephone sales marketer.....ESPECAILLY when he is trying to sell you something you don't need, like the relentless Mr. Michael Oppen...

We Need Your Dog Back

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa recently got a dog and is totally in love.....when Garrett calls and says the dog was actually adopted by someone else first!See omnystudio.com/l...

Tony Soprano Phone Taps

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery records a bunch of Sopranos liners, and plays them back to unsuspecting victims whom have no idea they are chatting with a TV show!See omnystud...

Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service!S...

Your Wife Is Dropping Out Of School

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Debbie and her husband are sacrificing a lot to pay for her go back to school, so you can only imagine how upset he is when he learns his wife has bee...

I've Been Lying About Going To School

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stay's mom is so worried about her daughter's education, so Danielle calls with some bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adopt A Dog For You

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff does NOT want to own a pet with his partner, but she feels like calling him with a little surprise....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Valet Lost The Keys

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan gets an annoying call from his wife while he's at work, saying he needs to come get her because the valet lost her keys!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Maury Povich Wants Your Paternity Test

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Antonio is so excited to be a new dad, but his partner thought it would be funny to have Garrett call and ask if he wants to come on the Maury show to...

Can't Return The Dirty NYE Dress

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dion is a serious "wear the outfit, then return it" criminal. So Skeery calls from the store she recently tried to return to!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Oppenheimer Drug Deal

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery and Brody team up to confuse the hell out of Marco at work, making him believe he's helping to bust a big scheme!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Your Restaurant Is Making Me Burp

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Maria owns a restaurant and is pretty bothered by Danielle, who calls as an unhappy customer from the day before!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

The Idiot Painter

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Billy was so excited for the new paint color he was adding to his apartment, until Garrett calls as the painter who screwed up the job.See omnystudio....

Mr. Scire And The Late Christmas Presents

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skeery is sending huge Christmas gifts for the nieces and nephews to his parent's house this year, and dad is super annoyed!See omnystudio.com/listene...

Kicking The Christmas Elf On The Shelf

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle is Mitch's new girlfriend, and calls his brother Robert to complain about his Elf on the Shelf behavior, on his brother's behalf!See omnystud...

Your Christmas Decorations Are Overdone

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dana decorates like CRAZY every Christmas and it's becoming a neighborhood problem. So Froggy calls as a disgruntled neighbor who wants him to turn it...

Mom I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Meredith was so excited to see her daughter for Christmas, but apparently her daughter has different plans....like going to Vegas with a new fling!See...

Santas Not So Helpful Helper

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mary and her husband run a party company and he often dresses as Satna this time of year. Well, Danielle calls him as a disgruntled mother who didn't ...

Hey Stop Stealing My Garbage

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole's mother is always garbage picking for new goodies, so she asks Danielle calls as the annoyed neighbor who wants her to stop!See omnystudio.com...

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tony is very proud of his annual Christmas display and goes all out every year. This year, Garrett calls as his new neighbor with an issue over the gr...

Putting Christmas Decor In Sexual Positions

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Someone's been putting Bruce's Christmas decorations in sexual positions on his front lawn, and Garrett calls as. the culprit!See omnystudio.com/liste...

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone's favorite musical pain in the ass, Rod Phillips, is in the Christmas spirit as he tries to sell a holiday album to Mr. Leto.See omnystudio.c...

Honey I Invited More People For Christmas

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is hosting Christmas dinner this year, and he's not psyched when his wife calls to tell him she's inviting even MORE people to their already pack...

No Sex In Front Of Elf On The Shelf

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Megan's kindergarten teacher calls dad, to let him know the elf on the shelf has spotted some ....adult behavior.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Paid Someone To Hang The Christmas Lights

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vince and Renee's dad Nick REALLY loves to hang the Christmas lights each year. This year, he expects his children to do it while he's away.....but hi...

I Want To Buy Your Beer Cans

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Otto is a huge collector, and wants to sell his bottlecaps. The transaction is off to a rocky start when the buyer shows up early, and is more interes...

Grooms Mom Cant Go On Wedding Cruise

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne is so excited for her son's wedding cruise coming up next month. Unfortunately, Danielle calls to cancel her reservation!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Your Daughters Freaky 21st Bday Party

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shayna is turning 21 this weekend, and is throwing a HUGE party that mom may or may not approve of.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Caden Calls Sales for JB Tickets

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Froggy's son Caden calls our sales department to harass them for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery Phone Taps Anita For JB Tickets

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We LOVE our receptionists because they are so kind and patient......as is made apparent when Skeery calls them over and over as a listener, desperate ...

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ron has been having some issues with his neighbor, so his daughter Jessica calls him with a brand new neighborly drama!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

I'm Coming To Hawaii With Your Family

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tod's mom is so excited to eventually meet her son's new girlfriend. But, maybe not on their Hawaiian family vacation.... which she just invited herse...

The Kegs And KY Jelly Party

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Glenn and Helen are going away for the weekend, and their son uses this as an opportunity to throw a crazy party!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 9

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Grandma and Grandpa don't want to switch their phone plan, ESPECIALLY with the world's most obnoxious salesperson Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystud...

Mother In Law is Staying With Us Longer

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays can be a stressful time, especially for Steven who thinks his annoying Mother-In-Law is stuck with them for longer than originally planne...

Oppenheimer Zachary's Nuts

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back, and would love to sell Kelsey some "holiday nuts".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Garrett is Kylee's new boyfriend, excited to meet her sister Stephanie on Thanksgiving. But Stephanie isn't as psyched when she finds out he's her col...

Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Paul was so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year, until his wife Jenny calls him with a change of plans.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkeys

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Page gifts her mom a turkey for Thanksgiving. The only problem is, it's still alive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bringing Professor BF Home For Thanksgiving

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor was so excited for his daughter to come home from college for Thanksgiving.....until he found out her new 47-year-old boyfriend was tagging alo...

Grandma Is A GILF I Want To Date

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Grandma Irene has been Phone Taped 2 times already! This time, Garrett calls her....looking for love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

The Tow Truck Nightmare

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle really stresses Adam out as the incompetent employee, who's towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.