Emergency Intercom
Episodes
Pickle Rick
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enya’s purpose is to smoke weed and Josiah keeps telling people he worked at a popcorn factory https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join th...
Body count reveal w/ Owen
12 Dec 2025
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Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals Owen's ig: @owenthiele https://www.instagram.com/owenthi...
Enya's old box
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enya talks about her box, Drew's car got impounded, Ky is silent. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, ...
the end
28 Nov 2025
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Free sloppy at 7/11
21 Nov 2025
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Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Let us pray w/ Violet
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Churning butter and pre glazed
07 Nov 2025
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Enya might be the last pure woman and Drew won’t shut up about his new phoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Saturday sunday
31 Oct 2025
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saturday sundaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1000 burger challenge
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sending your friend 1000 memes is the new facebook poke, and drew got his blood test results backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew was at Charli xcx's wedding
15 Oct 2025
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Drew got hate crimed on an island and Enya reminisces about 4th gradeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I love new york
08 Oct 2025
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New York farting weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cryptic pregnancy
01 Oct 2025
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No one dances anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
the rapture
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The rapture happened yesterday but that wont have any effect on views for this episode because we are all going to hellSee omnystudio.com/listener for...
This was filmed at 2am sorry
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone feels the exact same, some are just better equipped to handle it with the brain chemistry they are givenSee omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Drunk episode
03 Sep 2025
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We drank and did hella drugs for this episodeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
our vulnerability is our superpower
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Men not being on camera is a turn on to Enya and Drew hooked up with someone in an insane asylumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Faith over fear
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Drew is the last gay guy on the planet to find out about lattes, Enya broke sobriety with Ozempic and Ky messed up badlySee omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Enya went to a psychic
13 Aug 2025
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Enya would love to die. Period.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
our neighbors hate us
06 Aug 2025
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Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
ky is drews hag
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enya thinks Drew has the vibe of someone who killed someone last night and ky is drews hagSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
the scarlet letter but with guys
23 Jul 2025
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Drew's doctor is trying to hit, ky and enya went home together... and our house is hauntedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
suffering is inevitable
16 Jul 2025
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gay guy hit by lightning
09 Jul 2025
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Drew got hit by lightning and it turned him straight. Enya got a wall e chair that has an ipad and a toilet attached to it so she can watch the secret...
pride episode
06 Jun 2025
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Enya totaled her car and Drew lives in alternate realities that don't exist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
enya passed away
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enya died and Drew comes out to his mom Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Spo...
2015 was 6 years ago
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Madeline is back to talk about how disturbing it was growing up with Drew. you're bi Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial perio...
you're bi
16 May 2025
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Arby's squirrel nuggets
09 May 2025
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Drew teaches enya what Italian brain rot is, enya moved back to la and ky is an office bottom Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMone...
Enya moved to Miami
02 May 2025
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Enya moved to Miami. Why would we lie? Drew got hit on at a club and Ky finally got asked to be a third Go to https://HelloFresh.com/INTERCOM10FM...
Country girls make due
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone told Enya that she curses too much, Drew has body teasmorphia and ky opened the stink portal in the studio Go to https://Zocdoc.co...
our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky pt. 2
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ky is in his office siren arc His cute sweater and toned body tells a story Get into it Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I....
stink portal
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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episode one hundred and eighty six
04 Apr 2025
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Apple ringtones are silly, Cris angel is a Mindfreak and how to turn cookies to gold!!Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*:https://seatg...
Things are changing
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
literally, nothing is changing. Just wanted to scare you. Welcome back. Have fun. Enjoy. See you next week.Get 365-day returns and free shipping on yo...
Best of emergency intercom episodes 1-10
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Something sweet for the kids…See yall next Friday !!!!!!Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify...
everything is falling apart
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
we used to k*ll women that talked as much as enya in the olden daysGet 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://liquidiv.com using code EM...
happy valin times day
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
enya didnt know how sports worked until last year and drew will never date someone because he is scared of enya getting jealousUpgrade your selling to...
alright listen up gay people
07 Feb 2025
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enya gives 50+ swingers a pass and drew got scammed in multiple ways this week which is especially bad because he’s in his luteal phase Find and i...
meet our interns w/ Quen and Larray
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
we got interns and apparently they use sniffiesFind and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/INTERCOM.Start selling today an...
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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we fired ky
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
sorry for the delay!! had to focus on being safe and making sure people we love are safe! we have been spending the past week helping friends but are ...
Last episode for a while… sorry
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enya is going back to being a closeted misandrist and drew comes out as having a crushAlso this isn’t the last episode for a while I just wanted to ...
2017 was 15 years ago
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Drew thinks his parents are attractive that's weird. does anyone even read the description of the episodes. does anyone even care about me ? Learn mor...
she's not coming to my house
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is enyas last year to live and she’s going out with a bangFind and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM.Upgr...
we were blessed
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we were in grindr wrapped, drew farts directly into the mic this episodeFree your mouth today and save 20% sitewide, plus a FREE travel case and count...
addressing drews thirst trap
06 Dec 2024
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enya saw wicked and it changed her brain chemistry, drew feels like he needs to explain himself after posting a thirst trapUpgrade your selling today ...
we lost everything
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We lost everything… while yall were being thankful we were fighting for our lives. I hope you’re happy. We sure aren’t. Also drew got a haircut....
Drew finally pooped
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We throw a party for Drew’s 26 day old poop!!! We also discuss how we exist on a lunar plane that doesn’t necessarily connect with typical mortal ...
we are so crazy
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The kind of ass where you just see butthole and don’t see cheeksUpgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https:...
make more edits of us
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Drew knows what its like to be a woman now because someone talked about his body, if you dont make more edits of enya she will blow herself up and put...
Halloween spooktacular special
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
our scariest episode yetShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/INTERCOM. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!Zoc...
We hate diet coke
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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this episode sucks
11 Oct 2024
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lets start a podcast
04 Oct 2024
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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyEnya addres...
We met lady gaga
27 Sep 2024
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Addressing the wig stealing
20 Sep 2024
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Kink shame episode
13 Sep 2024
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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyDrew was to...
the galaxy gas episode
06 Sep 2024
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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyEnya has be...
Period simulator challenge
30 Aug 2024
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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyEnya cancel...
Honorable discharge
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyDrew’s ch...
Red 40 challenge
16 Aug 2024
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Drew doesn’t think he is sexy anymore but he is and we have proof, cars are funny to enya and we should laugh about it even.Use code INTERCOM10 for ...
Going back to the kitchen
09 Aug 2024
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Drew wants a kid, enya would rather die. Yup were back in the kitchen its almost like we were here two months agoGet every cut for your butt from MeUn...
Enya is drunk and bored
02 Aug 2024
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Drews town is getting destroyed by bitcoin, Enya got drunk alone and Trisha noticed KyDipseaGet an extended 30-day free trial when you go to https://D...
so… we did a thing
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Description: Merch available tomorrow at emergencyinter.com at 12pm pstDrew slept without clothing on and 5 men saw him, Enya beats the ozempic all...
big things anniversary
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wow.. 3 years of emergency intercom. It’s crazy to think how far we’ve come. Now Drew gets invited to Michael Rubin’s white party and Enya doesn...
Our life is a movie
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We opened two gifts this morning (our eyes). Yup that’s right this weeks episode is all about being grateful.Start growing your business today. Sign...
Podcast, so confusing (remixes)
28 Jun 2024
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Enya got faded and saw Inside Out 2, which is exciting for Drew because that means Inside Out Dad is back, and Ky officially squashes his beef with Jo...
iOS is for cheaters
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Drew does the Tyla dance, Enya - confirmed - has a hex on her and Ky wont shut up about going to the brat concert. Also thanks to josiah, drew has a t...
I will never start a family
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Enya will never have a kid because she has to take care of us, Drew brings up the fact that SZA (his ex) wrote an entire album about him, and Ky final...
pri demon th
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trisha Paytas is unironically a fan of the podcast, Drew ate over 100 spiders, and then saw a psychic that read him to filth. Then delivers his most p...
Enya got bullied
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
josiah steps foot on the new set, gifted our dream mics, drew’s basketball journey and josie taste tests gucci handbags. Ky is deeply threatened by ...
you guys hurt drew’s feelings
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ky is late today because he’s gone hollywood, drew revisits his facebook era and get us on trisha’s podcast we also show off our snatched jaws so ...
New set reveal
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In case you guys missed it, our roof fell on us so we had to get a new set. Enya is repulsed by men flying around using little fans strapped to their ...
Gypsy Rose Met Us
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
yup that’s right we met Gypsy Rose, she loved us, and begged us to be on the podcast. we also discuss who is who from challengers (Drew is Patrick c...
Getting blocked by famous celebrities
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are so crazy we love, we giggle, we laugh..we cry...we are free. We can’t be trusted when you are checking out for the grocery store and you have...
Drew is in the Illuminati
26 Apr 2024
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Drew eats chapstick and talks about his time in the Illuminati. Ky has disappeared and prank calling ensueshttps://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjo...
Juxtaposition of Dichotomy w/ Conan Gray
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If we look a little different it’s because we went back in time to 2017 and kidnapped Conan Gray to be a guest on this week’s episode. We talk abo...
Drew and Enya went on a date
05 Apr 2024
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save emergency intercom, take the survey: https://forms.gle/W6HshHtG7FCwnCgR9Enya and Drew went on a date and it didn’t work because he’s g*y, but...
Enya was Hospitalized
29 Mar 2024
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save emergency intercom, take the survey: https://forms.gle/W6HshHtG7FCwnCgR9Drew proves that he’s a horrible boyfriend by leaving Enya to die to go...
Jojo Siwa is gonna be on the pod
22 Mar 2024
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Evil Vile Rumors
15 Mar 2024
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The Perks of Being Drew Phillips
08 Mar 2024
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https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomjoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomyDrew just t...
TikTok is a form of meditation
01 Mar 2024
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Drewmoji coming soon
23 Feb 2024
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mother is mothering
16 Feb 2024
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we met chloe sevigny
09 Feb 2024
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we review the apple vision pro, drew broke his mewing streak and we reminisce on meeting chloe sevignyFollow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on...
Drew got a neuralink
02 Feb 2024
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Drew reveals he is neuralink patient zero, Enya addresses her fortnite haters and they discuss josiah on jason nash's tiktok liveFollow Enya on Insta:...
Manipulation tactics
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of emegency intercom we discuss gypsy rose ’s manipulation tactics, donald trump smelling like a toilet and near death experiences d...
drunk episode
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
its enyas birthday so we decided to get really drunk for this episode.Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To liste...
scary stories 2
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about the ultimate scam and how we’ve been scammed / scams we’ve done and the horrors beyond comprehension we experienced on tour YE...
bottom erasure
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we share our resolutions and ins/outs for 2024, enya calls out drew for participating in bottom erasure, and drew makes the mistake of turning on a bl...
The Gypsy Rose episode w Gypsy rose
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have special guests this week to talk about Sephora, Gypsy rose and Drew gets caughtFollow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on Insta: @DrewPh...
The percs of being a wallflower (holiday episode)
22 Dec 2023
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Today we pray. What better way to celebrate the holidays than listening to us talk about dying hamsters and squirtingFollow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanz...
we are going to be in squid games
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
enya shows her audition tape to be in the next squid games and drew thinks we should make hoarding wealth great again. a lot of late stage capitalism ...
Enyas stinky feet in 4k
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
yup another episode where we talk about having horrible experiences smoking w**d, enya explains why she couldn't handle having a kid that can kind of...
drew got arrested at disneyland
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that special time of the year when everyone wont shut the eff up about their spotify wrapped including us. Drew listens to music differently th...
scared straight (Drews story)
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about how the middle class is disappearing, the surveillance state dystopia we may or may not live in and spraying twinks with...
Popup world tour extravaganza & marriage counseling
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
drew pitches enya and ky his new app idea which sounds suspiciously like another very popular app amongs- ya nvm just watch. Drew locked enya out of t...
Tomorrow doesn’t exist
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do you think there were closeted cavemen? Well yes… also tours are becoming so major and theatrical that we lowkey believe in the Illuminati lol BTW...