Emergency Intercom

Emergency Intercom Tiny Desk Concert

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Enya got both drunk and high at the same time on her flight to ny resulting in an ego death, drew got bullied by his taxi driver at lax and his arm al...

halloween episode w josiah

27 Oct 2023

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josiah joins us to talk about the importance of healing your inner child, drew talks about a bunch of guys with beards he thinks are s*xy, and enya go...

we're losing our minds

20 Oct 2023

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Drew and enya discuss their new favorite tv show, seeing Slowdive and high school bulliesGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/emerg...

Mr. beast is coming on the podcast

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and enya discuss meeting Millie Bobby brown, mr beast flying too close to the sun and our iPhones slowly lobotomizing all of usThis episode of Em...

content warning

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya discuss where they are mentally for the first 20 minutes of this episode and it’s quite spooky actually…. Drew really seems not okay...

Drew got a new job

29 Sep 2023

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Drew no longer needs to do the podcast anymore due to a new source of income, Enya discusses her hatred for sh*tty music then drew pulls his b*tt out ...

big oiled up twerking b00ty compilation

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

yes every aspect of life is hell and pain but that is only bad if you think hell is bad and pain is bad. Enya spirals after finding out her car has an...

Enya’s secret project

15 Sep 2023

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Drew provides video proof that birds are being replaced by robots and enya exposes a secret project she was working on during her starring role in a b...

We met beyonce…!!!!??

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we talk about going backstage at the Beyoncé concert and hanging out with her and jay (yes we’re on a first name basis) Then we dis...

Drew’s twin sister makes him cry

01 Sep 2023

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Drew’s crying episode. Madeline joins the podcast to discuss being mother goose boots while they collectively make fun of how bizarre drew was and i...

Normalize being an awful person

25 Aug 2023

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Drew and enya discuss spreading h*le not hate, normalizing bragging again and middle America tiktok This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Visit h...

Drew is target individual

18 Aug 2023

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Drew thinks he’s being followed Enya is a level 3 gyatt and Shawn Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendez copied us by walking slow….This episode is spons...

we think you are toxic

11 Aug 2023

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drew has no comprehension of human emotion while enya is destined to cure humanity with her wisdom and p word.... which is also rotting and i think we...

enya is being targeted

04 Aug 2023

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Enya fumbled the bag with a sugar daddy, drew gets overwhelmed thinking about women being in danger and the two discuss Skibidi Toilet and it’s impl...

enya was almost kidnapped

28 Jul 2023

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Enya discusses childbearing, icks and getting naked with Orion. Drew discusses new psyops that just dropped and comes to terms with the fact that he h...

Enya's psychiatrist Arc

21 Jul 2023

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Enya is finally getting her brain examined/studied (thank god). Drew is actually losing it for real this time and thinks the government is controlling...

Drews hole is sentient

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew recounts the big fart he made from his butt and Enya retells her first kiss story. Can drew find love? Is it even possible at this point? Probabl...

would you trust enya as your lawyer

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If enya was on that submarine she would have made sure to have sex one last time. Drew is straight and he has hard evidence (a baby)Go to https://ww...

Orion's episode

30 Jun 2023

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Drew and Orion reminisce on the first time they met and were forced to kiss. Enya and Orion talk about the first time they cried together and Orion te...

Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Merch soon 👀 In this episode Enya talks about getting hit on by a scary man and how awful her smiley piercing appointment was. Drew also talks abou...

somebody broke into our house and watched drew sleep

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew tells another terrifying story about a mysterious person outside his window, enya does some investigating on the backstory of vines and oh also i...

Have such a dope soul that people crave your vibes

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and enya discuss putting Shane Dawson in jail, mr beast’s flop era and drews hatred for koalasVisit https://BetterHelp.com/INTERCOM today to ...

Drew comes out as straight with Barbie Ferreira

02 Jun 2023

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Barbie joins Drew and Enya to talk about red flags, her disturbed tiktok algorithm, and performing for toilet camerasTo get 25% off your first order, ...

Enya is leaving the podcast

26 May 2023

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Enya is leaving the podcast and drew is starting his own show to pay his medical bills for a sunburn that permanently changed the course of his lifeTh...

Drew is 16 in dog years

19 May 2023

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Enya and drew discuss people getting attacked on stage, watching young sheldon and the death grips show that destroyed their hearingThis episode is sp...

we are having an identity crisis

12 May 2023

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drew and enya discuss the terror that courses through their body when they are asked "what do you do" and have to either say podcaster or influencer, ...

Reminiscing on our childhoods

05 May 2023

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Drew unveils his horrific baby picture, and enya is convinced we are living in the future because the new hundai cars look insane This episode is spo...

Self diagnosing episode

28 Apr 2023

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Drew figures out a life hack to cure his self diagnosed dyslexia, Enya translates texts from her dad that sound like they're written in emojis that do...

we're back

21 Apr 2023

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we’re back but unfortunately enyas brain chemistry has been permanently altered by an edible Orion convinced her to eat and drew apparently believes...

Best of Emergency Intercom 1

31 Mar 2023

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goodbye...

24 Mar 2023

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enya thinks tsa is not real and theyre evil, drew has a new political theory about twilight and things get a little... serious... Go to Zocdoc.com/IN...

being depressed without sadness

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew is still fighting the puff bar allegations, widespread seasonal depression is destroying the world and we finally figure out why imagine dragons ...

McDonald’s in Paris is dangerous

10 Mar 2023

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Enya had a couple glasses of wine and drew is drunk on the fermenting Parisian McDonald’s …. This episode is truly a mess so good luck LOL  This...

Airbnb horror stories

03 Mar 2023

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Today we talk about Airbnb horror stories and how scary cosplaying can be when you are h*gh Go to athleticgreens.com/EMERGENCY This episode is sponsor...

We got lead poisoning

24 Feb 2023

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We tested our cups for lead and apparently they have 10,000 times the legal limit. Drew has radiation poisoning and the selfie kid went to jail. Enya ...

drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube again

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya talk about the Super Bowl, unsolicited pics, and how drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube If you’re looking for an easier way t...

We had a baby (kinda)

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya talk about how his sister had a child. If conspiracy theorist had the Internet taken from them their world would heal. Finally they disc...

women should cheat more

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our most disgusting episode yet, drew and enya talk about spraying poop out of their butt, enya adds women cheating to her ins for 2023 and drew tells...

A peek behind the veil

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drew had another life changing dream and shifted into another reality. Enya is still very sick and quite literally might not make it so listen to this...

drew ate the fortnite burger

20 Jan 2023

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drew and enya talk about the fortnite renaissance, yik yak, their brains shutting off while driving and halfway through the podcast gets interrupted b...

Enya Met The Most Evil Man In The World

13 Jan 2023

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Enya shares a disturbing dream about Azul and a much more disturbing story about real life involving an insane man on her plane, and Drew red pills ev...

Ins And Outs In 2023

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The moment we've all been waiting for, Drew and Enya share their ins and outs for 2023, Enya's newfound obsession with Chernobyl and the singularity.F...

Reflecting On Our Years - Happy New Year!

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is mage chiller vibes… grab a blurnt, sit back and relax and we talk about our history. Just remember the new year isn’t real but it’...

We Ruin The Holidays - Christmas Special

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya is too old for Christmas but Drew is still 16 and hopes he gets a MacBook for Christmas. Enya got way too high in Big Bear and Drew believes Drak...

Enya's Year Of Rest And Relaxation

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya reminisces on her year of rest and relaxation and the toll it took on Drew, people breaking into their house and their mind altering Jaden Smith ...

Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and enya discuss how ai will probably result in the end of the world in the next 3-5 years, talk about how much they love mr beast and Candace Ow...

Disturbing Fight Stories

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Drew Still Doesn't Shower

25 Nov 2022

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Drew admits he doesnt know what Walmart is because he isn’t poor. Enya asks how has coke bro? And finally Drew predicted everything and everywhere a...

Drew Is Cheating On Enya

18 Nov 2022

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Drew admits to cheating on Enya. The two discuss their upcoming religious arc and how Drew’s family is the one cooling white people Thanksgiving foo...

We're Back!

11 Nov 2022

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Drew and Enya are finally back from Japan giving Ky a purpose again. Enya's confused by what the New York marathon is, and Drew discuss his new poop d...

Halloween Spooky Ookie Special feat Josiah

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew watched 3 people d*e in a week, had his childhood home invaded, and was swatted all in the same month. Josiah inquires about big p*ss and Enya ha...

Men Shouldn't Cry

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew's grasp on reality has reached an all time low as he talks about how an apple will eventually turn into every state of matter if it's left a box?...

Drew Has Never Felt The Meaning Of True Affection

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya got recognized when they were naked, they go over rules for their daughters and Enya teaches Drew what the concept of love isThis podcas...

Podcasters Are Essential Workers. Change Our Minds

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya and Drew have no idea what phones are, they know what iPhones are but not phones. Insane. They also talk about how waterparks are mostly piss and...

Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have empathy now after a heroic dose of mushrooms and decided we are ready to have children and will be taking advice only from Julia Fox and Reddi...

The Twink And The Mean Lady

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya bond over humiliating fashion week experiences, Ky has apparently been drunk for every episode and Drew reveals a mysterious item he fou...

We Have 3 Years Left

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya reject modernity by doing this weeks episode in a remote forest in upstate New York where they discuss the end of the world and disappea...

Drew’s Hat of Terror

02 Sep 2022

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Something awful is brewing .... under Drew's tall stinky hat... you may find you like it. It attacks Enya, it loves grease, it holds the drewth... thi...

Drew Bought A Birkin

26 Aug 2022

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Enya discusses a very strange encounter from her past between her and a Harry Styles fan account and Drew shows off his clearly fake bag.This podcast ...

Addressing The Drama

19 Aug 2022

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In this episode, Drew and Enya finally address the drama plaguing the subreddit and talk about their first week in New York.This podcast is sponsored ...

Drew Got Bullied

12 Aug 2022

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Drew opens up about getting bullied and Enya talks about pissing herself again.BETTER HELP: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHel...

Enya Overshares

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It turns out Ky is a liar and Enya is actually the one that predicted monkeypox, to celebrate Enya overshares while Drew comes to terms with being a h...

Enya Had A Cream Dream About Drew

29 Jul 2022

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Drew calls upon the last straight men in LA while Enya agree's with him that Joe Biden is a sack of wheat and mealworms.BETTER HELP: Our listeners get...

Drew Hates Enya

22 Jul 2022

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Enya and drew talk about airports and making big farts on airplanes, and every once in a while Josiah enters to suck the energy out of the room.BETTER...

We're Gonna Collab With Mr. Beast

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew, Enya and Ky bond over their discord related trauma, Drew wants to be a trophy wife and Enya will stop at nothing to be in a Mr. Beast video.Foll...

1 Year Anniversary

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We did it, 52 weeks straight of hearing Drew and Enya talk about sq*irting sh*t out of their ass and having huge stinky b*lls. Enya recounts a traumat...

Drew Kissed Bella Hadid

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya talks about taking dumps and making friends on airplanes, Drew has no idea what DILF means somehow and talks about hanging out with someone named...

Enya And Orion Went On A Trip Without Drew

25 Jun 2022

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Enya is in Paris because she’s walking in fashion week, debates with Drew about what’s more influential the invention of language or the internet ...

Drew Has A Crush

17 Jun 2022

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Drew talks about going on tour with Lorde, Enya discusses Azuls flea infection and they both bond over being degenerates in high school.  Follow Eny...

Enya Is Still A 1D Stan

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya reminisces about her One Direction stan era that turns out has never really ended, and Drew talks about being star struck by Christian Walker.Fol...

Enya Passed Away

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The tables have turned and now Drew has to take care of Enya during her near death experience.Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on Insta: ...

Drew Got Veneers

27 May 2022

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Drew does a veneer reveal and enya discusses a religious pick me that hit on her and orion. They talk about the genesis of social media and delve into...

The Rapture Happened And This Episode Will Only Get Three Views

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya discuss what they’re going to do now that the rapture has occurred and we're still depressed.Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow ...

Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya try to figure out what people did on planes before iPhones, discuss the Kardashian's and Enya reminisces about her traumatic childhood.F...

Our Last Episode

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is our last episode, Enya moved to New York and is moving on. Enya is paying Devon Lee Carlson to take her place while she pursues her own podcas...

We Have Decided The Fate Of Humanity

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya and drew come to terms with the fact that emergency intercom is the new sex podcast, talk about how being podcasters is one of the hardest jobs i...

The World Will End In Three Years/Coachella Outfits

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya and Drew reminisce about their traumatic Coachella / wingbot experiences then almost make Ky cry.Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on...

We’re Having a Baby

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew reveals why he’s banned for life from Universal Studios and is the stinky boy at the bladee concert. Enya denies the rumors of her being pregna...

Men Shouldn't Have Instagram Because They Are Probably Using It To Cheat On Their Partner

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and g...

We Met The Killer

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.Follow Enya on In...

Enya Breaks Drew

25 Mar 2022

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Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probi...

Drew Is Losing His Mind

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Eny...

Our Friends Are Parasites

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends. Listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talkin...

Starting A Cult

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by thatFollo...

Our Polyamorous Relationship w/ Ky

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options…HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!!If u know u know and if u don...

Humanity Has Gone Too Far

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY.....  Really all this episode...

We Ran Away To Mexico

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convi...

Pooping In The Club

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it st...

Exposing Our DMs

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all...

Enya Got Catfished

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dr...

Your Problematic Faves

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode Enya comes out as a Republican and Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on Insta...

We Got Covid

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to ...

Sinister Energies

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esque questions... you may v...

Drake Took Me Backstage

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpiredFollow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFollow Drew on Insta: @Dre...

Child Stars, Complaining, Conspiracy Theories

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves... also just lots of complainin...

Dreams and The Astral Plane

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Enya and Drew can't escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and Enya unlocks Drew's deep fear of space.Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzorFoll...

We Love James Charles

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they ...

We Are Still Lost.. with Josiah

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S...

We Ran Away

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Drew and Enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! You hate us by now, I'm sure...Follow Enya on Insta: @Enya...

How We Became Influencers

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like y...