Chris Kreider Signs With The Habs And It’s Cup Or Bust
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What do the hosts talk about in the opening banter and introductions?
Welcome to the Empty Netters Podcast.
Can you believe what this has become?
There was a full 48 hours where I felt like I was like literally Superman.
Jumbo loves playing Fortnite, so
he gets on the sticks. Did TR show you the sauna cycle or was that already? No, no, I invented that.
Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check. That's kinda nice. So we
are back. We are horned up.
And we are going deep. Finished tonight with some chicken fingers and a few Guinnesses ran into you guys. Uh that's where this pod came to life.
Ice is ready and we're back with another episode of the Empty Netters Podcast brought to you by BetM GM. Kicking it in our second studio. I'm your host, Dan Powers. We got Doctor Watkins on the sticks. Hi. And CP's over here. Still cast on. But doing
great. As always. Yeah, counting down the days. It's time time flies unless you're injured. That's what I found out. So the way to extend your life is to be hurt all day.
Yeah. Yeah. What's funny is you saying as always with a broken hand is actually kind of true these days. Yes, it is. It's unbelievable. So in all of twenty twenty six
in the cast.
We're coming in back hot from an unbelievable weekend. Got to go back east, celebrate our boy Mikey G. Unbelievable wedding.
What
a
time.
Unbelievable wedding.
Yeah. Meet me in Meet Me in Newport, 912, 2026.
Unreal. Uh also shout out Josh. Wanna give a shout out to Josh and Catherine. I also got to do an amazing Nantucket pop over for another great.
Yeah, thanks for the invite, Josh. Really appreciate it. Wish I could have been there. Nantucket sounds lovely this time of year. That would have been great.
You ever heard that that limerick? There once was a man from Nantucket. Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Well, how does it go?
Whose dick was so big he could suck it.
There's a few that might have been long. There's some like Oh crazy ones. What does a limerick mean? What do you need to be a limerick? It's like there's rules. There's rules to this shit. It does have
to be really dirty. This
isn't nom. Yeah, it's like uh it is it has to be vulgar.
Oh yeah. And there there are some like like there's a clean version but we and then there's
a dirty version. I wanna hear the I wanna hear both.
Okay. Um Maybe we'll save that for the end of the show.
The the clean version Eh, I don't even remember, uh, Ev, you can say it, but the the dirty one is and it's always great when it's like a nice British man. Yeah. And he says, There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it.
That's great. Yeah, so it's the rhyme scheme is A A B B A with lines three and four are shorter. There you go. Great. Limericks. Cool. I like a limerick.
Well we're gonna be are we gonna get get back to doing those when the season starts?
Maybe. I need to talk to Dan about that. Yeah. Yep, that's gonna be interesting. I s this is this will be the last poem talk, but there's one poem that's like uh five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Like that's the rule of the poem. It's like a haiku, maybe, or something, but that's what it has to be. And I saw this like New Yorker cartoon that was like A robot. Right to haiku. And it was Yeah. It just said one hundred and ten, one hundred and eleven, one hundred and twelve. 'Cause that's five syllables, seven syllables. And I was like, that is gold. That's really good. That's really clean. Greatest robot haiku ever.
That is really clean. Uh well listen, we've got a lot of n uh of NHL action again as it keeps coming in and and later this week we're gonna be diving into the division previews going into the season.
Wow.
But this is a bit of the last bit of news before we get into those, but there's great stuff, great topics to chat about.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Here we go. We're gonna jump right into it. Something that broke last week as we were recording. Chris Kreider gets bought out of his contract or terminated his contract. You've been terminated. Contract terminated, mutual agreement so they could get things going here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about in the opening banter and introductions?
0:00–8:06
2
How did Chris Kreider’s contract get terminated and why did he choose Montreal?
8:06–13:52
3
Why was Bo Horvat named captain of the New York Islanders?
13:52–23:39
4
What is Alex Nikishin’s trade‑request situation and how might it affect the Canes?
23:39–45:59
5
Why do the hosts think both teams should trade the underperforming players for picks and prospects?
45:59–1:01:08
6
How do the hosts honor Barry Melrose and why is his passing significant to hockey fans?
1:01:08–1:14:18
7
What crazy stories from Mikey G’s wedding and the ruined “wrinkle‑free” shirt do the hosts share?
1:14:18–1:26:04
8
What is the final “beer‑league hotline” question and how do the hosts wrap up the episode?
1:26:04–1:31:58