286: Patreon Unlocked 🔓Sex and the Cinema: The Best Movie Sex Scenes
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Hello, lovely fuckets. This is Lauren jumping in to say that Chelsea and I are taking the week off. But we couldn't and wouldn't leave you hanging. So we have unlocked one of our VIP episodes from earlier this year about best cinematic sex scenes. I know many of you like to listen to our podcasts in the car or in the house, where children or your parents may be with an earshot. I just want to warn you, we do describe multiple sex scenes in graphic detail. So perhaps Perhaps this is an episode better heard through your headphones. If you're wondering why we haven't discussed recent controversial hot topics like Perez Hilton or BBC's recent documentary about Jared Leto or even the Lindsay Clancy trial, we have just released an episode getting into all of that and so much more over on our Patreon.
And now here's our VIP episode about the best cinematic sex scenes.
Every Outfit presents Sex and the Cinema. The best movie sex scenes.
Hi, my name is Chelsea Farrell.
And I'm Lauren Garoni, and we were pondering what to do for a Valentine's Day episode, and we figured since between this horny fanfic version of Wuthering Heights and the new Rom Dom film Pillion, it seems sex is back on screen. Rom Dom? Excellent pun, Carrie Bradshaw. I will say, I believe the director has described.
Which heterosexual movie sex scenes do they rank as the best?
described the film as that, as well as Alexander Skarsgard, so I stole it from them. But it feels like people are fucking on screen again. So we thought it might be a good time to discuss our favorite sex scenes from cinema.
Yeah, guys, it was either this or us recapping the Fifty Shades trilogy. So for the sake of our mental health, I'm glad that we did this. Also, guys, please consider this your trigger warning. We are going to be talking about some freaky stuff, including cinematic depictions of sex acts that are fully illegal. So please bear that in mind as you go into this episode. We don't want to trigger anyone. But we will be talking candidly. About kinky.
Kinky sex is what I'm realizing. So in trying to figure out how to discuss sex scenes, we have organized them by category. And Chelsea asked me, can we do some intros as if they were maybe an award show? To which I asked, are we awarding what we think are the best sex scenes in these categories? No, we're not awarding them.
But we've picked our top three.
And with that, let's get into the first category. Best heterosexual sexy.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Oh yeah. Uh-huh.
Gimme some of that.
Wow, that was beautiful.
That's what I did Saturday
night after putting my child to bed. Why have sex with your husband when you could fuck around in garage band? So for those who were like,
That does sound like Carrie Bradshaw, but I can't place where that is from. That is Carrie at the end of all that glitters when Aiden has found Cox and Jocks and he's like, What did you learn? And then she starts to make those porn noises.
Was it called jocks and cocks or cocks and jocks? I believe it's jocks and cocks. Four. Okay, we're not talking about sex in the city today, despite Biggs coloring outside of the lines line. I do want to talk about nine and a half weeks, because this is one of the greats. I think we can both agree. I just re-watched this film over the weekend.
Oh yeah. I mean speaking of Fifty Shades of Grey, you don't get that film and you don't get kind of pillion without nine and a half weeks. That is the Rosetta Stone for emotionally unavailable, mysterious, very hot men that you want to have sex with.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What warning do the hosts give before discussing graphic sex scenes?
0:04–2:30
2
Which heterosexual movie sex scenes do they rank as the best?
2:30–5:05
3
How do the hosts analyze the iconic “tooth‑filing” scene in *The Handmaiden*?
5:05–8:40
4
What lesbian film scenes do they consider the most memorable and why?
8:40–14:21
5
Why do they recommend *Cruising* as the top gay sex scene?
14:21–20:36
6
Which comedic sex scene wins the “best funny” category?
20:36–26:14
7
What makes a sex scene location uncomfortable, like a car hood or staircase?
26:14–33:16
8
Which transgressive sex scenes do they highlight as the most shocking?
33:16–1:48:09
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