Everybody Is Awful podcast

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/29/25

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Awful Slang Words Part 2 12/22/25

22 Dec 2025

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More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.

Awful Slang Words 12/15/25

15 Dec 2025

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Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.

Awful Slang Words 12/8/25

08 Dec 2025

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Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed.   Support our spon...

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/1/25

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good Side Of Bad News 11/24/25

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25

17 Nov 2025

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Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at pat...

Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25

10 Nov 2025

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Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by ...

Halloween Outfits 11/3/25

03 Nov 2025

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Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.

Never Happened Stories 10/27/25

27 Oct 2025

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Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25

20 Oct 2025

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Support our sponsor: Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% o...

Construction Stories 10/13/25

13 Oct 2025

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Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction.   Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use c...

Awful Baby Names 10/6/25

06 Oct 2025

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Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https:/...

Random Rants 9/29/25

29 Sep 2025

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Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.

Random Rants 9/29/25

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Super Bowl halftime performer, Allssa Milano is our Mom of the week, and a teacher gets arrested for spraying fart spray at his school. Join Patreon f...

Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25

22 Sep 2025

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Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.

Never Happened Stories 9/15/25

15 Sep 2025

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More lies exposed on todays Podcast.   Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups...

Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review...

Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25

25 Aug 2025

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Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a ...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25

18 Aug 2025

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A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational q...

Random Rants 8/12/25

11 Aug 2025

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Howard Stern, Kathy Griffin, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, and some Dumb Inspirational Quotes.    Check out my latest Comedy Special You Ca...

Random Rants 8/4/25

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jelly Roll wrestling now, WNBA and dildos, groveling apology from a guy that makes uo stories all the time, a woman finds out she slept with her half ...

Ozzy tribute with Jim Norton 7/28/25

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25

21 Jul 2025

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Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture.  A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Suppo...

Random Rants 7/14/25

14 Jul 2025

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Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25

07 Jul 2025

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Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimf...

Random Rants 6/30/25

30 Jun 2025

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We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.

Random Rants 6/23/25

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.

Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25

16 Jun 2025

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Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise.  Join Patreon f...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one.  Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed.  Check out the video below: https:...

Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles. 

Awful Baby Names 5/26/25

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed.  Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was ta...

Awful Yelp Reviews 5/12/25

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Awful T Shirts 5/12/25

12 May 2025

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People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt...

Good Side Of Bad News 5/5/25

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join p...

Awful Vanity Plates 4/28/25

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate.  It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/21/25

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people.     Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money ...

Never Happened Stories 4/14/25

14 Apr 2025

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More BS stories that never happened.  Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1s...

Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even t...

Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm ...

Never Happened Stories 3/24/25

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More stories made up online from pathetic people.  Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to...

Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 2

17 Mar 2025

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Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes,  Kenny Loggins Footloose a...

Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 1

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Tow...

Awful Dating Sites 3/3/25

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dating profiles discussed this week.  One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other!  Shocking, didn't know you do that on a d...

Awful 80's Songs 2/24/25

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed.  Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.co...

Good Side Of Bad News 2/17/25

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More stories about more Teachers banging their students.  Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to th...

Super Bowl Wrap Up Show 2/10/25

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights.   Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine1...

Super Bowl Preview 2/3/25

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/27/25

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one. 

The oversatuation of the Kelce Brothers 1/20/25

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The title says it all.  Enough with these two. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check me out on tour at jimflorentine....

Awful Vanity Plates 1/13/25

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsc...

Random Rants 1/6/25

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man  gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Tr...

Never Happened Stories 12/30/24

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media.  Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/23/24

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only becau...

Random Rants 12/16/24

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men.  Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic.  Join Patreon for an ...

Awful Slang Words 12/9/24

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brutal slang words like Bye Felicia, Someone's Yuck is Someone Else's Yum, Bloomies, Trunk Or Treat, Easy Peasy Chicken Squeezy, Freshwomen, Pro Bono ...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 12/2/24

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone.  Check Jim out on tour at j...

Awful Sports Cliches 11/25/24

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dump phrase like "I didn't have that on my Bingo Card" He got the bag, Sports Ball, National Tught Ends day, Cleveland Guardians and more are discusse...

Awful Vanity Plates 11/18/24

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mom of 8, Fast 1, Suburoo, 5foot7 and more dumb personalized plates are discussed. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimfl...

Awful Yelp Reviews 11/11/24

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More babies posting  bad reviews online trying to ruin businesses.

Random Rants 11/4/24

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A grown man professes his love to his wife on Facebook, a woman makes up a story about helping an old lady up off the ground, a woman goes to the town...

Random Rants 10/28/24

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fentanyl in the kids Hallowen candy, the two most attention seekers in the world the Kelce brothers and the people who post a picture of themselves wi...

Random Rants 10/21/24

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is.   Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless ...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 10/14/24

14 Oct 2024

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A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other...

Awful Yelp Reviews 10/7/24

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  G...

Random Rants 9/30/24

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make s...

Awful Vanity Plates 9/23/24

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed.      Support the show and get a Mint Mobile 3-month premi...

Awful Dating Sites 9/16/24

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Awful dating profiles are discussed this week.   New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Do...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 9/9//24

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the worst inspirational quotes ever are discussed on the podcast.  Today's Podcast sponsored by Draftkings.   New DraftKings customers get $...

NFL Season Preview 92/24

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Preorder Jim's new Comedy CD Can't...

Good Side Of Bad News 8/26/24

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb people doing dumb stuff is dicussed on this week's Podcast.  Please support our sponsers below.     New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus...

Awful Yelp Reviews 8/19/24

19 Aug 2024

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Desperate men leaving one star reviews for strip clubs.  Also, another guy doesn't like his slice of pizza and an owner responds back and catches a r...

Awful T Shirts 8/12/24

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Never Happened stories and more bad T Shirts about Coffee and Beer. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Colu...

Awful Vanity Plates 8/5/24

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Never Happened Syories 7/29/24

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More BS stories made up online by desperate people looking for valdation and attention. 

Awful Slang Words 7/22/24

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Terrible words like Push The Envelope, Kicking The Tires, Rest In Power, Rest In Paradise, Putting Fires Out All Day and more are discussed on this we...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 7/15/24

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Awful Yelp Reviews 7/8/24

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the fiollowing cities...

Awful 80's Songs Part 3 7/1/24

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Jim discusses his songs from the 80's that he actually likes. 

Awful 80's Songs Part 2 6/24/24

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue this week with the top 10 bad 80's songs including songs from the B52's, Kenny Loggins, The Bangles, Men Without Hats, Bobby Mcferrin, Bil...

Awful 80's Songs 6/17/24

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My top 5 worst 80's songs are discussed. Starship- We Built This City Phil Collins- Sussudio Paul Simon- You Can Call Me Al Glen Frey- The Heat Is On...

Awful Vanity Plates 6/10/24

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb personalized plates like Spicy, Audious, Realst8 and more are discussed.  join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine....

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/3/24

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 More umb Inspriational quotes that inspire nobody.  Check ut Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Boca Raton, FL Alb...

Awful Yelp Rreviews 5/27/24

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.

Awful Dating Sites 5/20/24

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jim goes over various dating profiles that have unrealistic demands.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Everybod...

No Zombie Apocalypse Yet, Vanity Plates and Teachers are the new Predators

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jim's comedy show gets a glowing one star review, still no Zombie Apocalypse yet and Teachers are molesting kids more then Catholic Priests now. Join ...

Awful T Shirts 5/6/24

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

People walking around wearing unfunny T Shirts to get attention from complete strangers. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimfl...

Random Rants 4/29/24

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More dumb people posting dumb stuff online including a woman in her mid 40's who listed all of her accomplishments she did during the week including s...

Never Happened Stories 4/22/24

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people.  Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

OJ

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

OJ's dead!

Good Side Of Bad News 4/8/24

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog.  She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one.  I wonder how the other t...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/1/24

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed.  Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimfl...

Awful T Shirts 3/25/24

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra p...

Awful Yelp Reviews 3/18/24

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  G...

Random Rants 3/11/24

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorenti...

Awful Baby Names 3/4/24

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra ep...

Jim Gets Cancelled! 2/26/24

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the do...

Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/19/24

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Che...