Everybody Is Awful podcast
Episodes
Never Happened Stories 2/12/24
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine....
Awful Yelp Reviews 2/5/24
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way. For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine...
Good Side of Bad News 1/29/24
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, yo...
Awful Vanity Plates 1/21/24
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates.
Awful Facebook Games 1/15/24
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Or...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/8/24
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one. One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on. It must be Saturda...
Awful Baby Names 1/1/24
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. ...
Never Happened Stories 12/25/23
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More fake stories made up for attention on social media.
Awful Yelp Reviews 12/18/23
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Never Happened Stories 12/11/23
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed. Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bou...
Awful Vanity Plates 12/4/23
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, C...
Awful T Shirts 11/27/23
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags. This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.fa...
Good Side of Bad News 11/20/23
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.
Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/13/23
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one.
Awful Yelp Reviews 11/6/23
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's. One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star. She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for br...
Random Rants 10/30/23
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 ...
Random Stuff 10/23/23
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Awful Dating Sites 10/16/23
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on ...
Random Rants 10/9/23
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happene...
Random Rants 10/2/23
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities:...
Awful Vanity Plates 9/25/23
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/ji...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 9/18/23
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh. Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.h...
Awful T-Shirts 9/11/23
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed...
NFL preview of upcoming season 9/4/23
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim previews the upcoming NFL season. See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH...
Never Happened Stories 8/28/23
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for at...
Awful Yelp Reviews 8/21/23
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More people trashing businesses for not getting their way. Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. get ...
Random Rants 8/14/23
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month o...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/7/23
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed o...
Random Rants 7/31/23
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week...
Good Side of Bad News 7/24/23
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies. Check out jim on ...
Awful Sports Cliches 7/17/23
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check ou...
Awful Dating Sites 7/10/23
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles. Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on t...
Awful 80's Songs 7/3/23
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast. Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more. Join Jim's ...
Awful Yelp Reviews 6/26/23
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way. One guy doesn't like his pizza, another g...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/19/23
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com 6/22 Flintstone, MD ...
Awful T Shirts 6/12/23
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Ch...
Awful Vanity Plates 6/4/23
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed. Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at...
Never Happened Stories and Good Side Of Bad News 5/29/23
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out o...
Awful Yelp Reviews 5/22/23
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rant...
Awful Slang Words 5/15/23
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said. Join patreon for 3 extra Podcas...
Never Happened Stories 5/8/23
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jim...
Awful dating Sites 5/1/23
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb people writing dumb shit on thier dating profiles. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities: Fort Myers, FL Myrtle Beach, SC Stamford...
Good Side Of Bad News 4/24/23
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are 19 states were you can marry your cousin, a woman is caught having sex with her dog that is so disturbing the police won't talk about it and...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/17/23
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dump people posting dumb quotes is this weeks Podcast. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month. Check...
Awful Dating Sites 4/10/23
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Be happy you are married or in a relationship because these dating profiles are horrendous. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a ...
Awful Vanity Plates 4/3/23
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb Vanity Plates like PDINFULL, DADWHIP, PASTALUV, LFS BN GD, SKOOL GRL and more are discussed. Also a never happened story with another guilty wh...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/27/23
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More meaningless quotes posted on social media that help no one. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week fopr $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflor...
Awful Yelp Reviews 3/20/23 New
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here is the new Monday Podcast. Last week's accidentley got posted.
Awful Yelp Reviews 3/20/23
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More babies that don't get there way when out at a restaurant. One woman got so upset about her order she actually called 911. Everybody is Awful ...
Awful Slang Words 3/13/23
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over brutal slang words like It's lit, thirst trap, drip, catch these hands, you do you bro, living rent free in my head and more. Get 3 extr...
Never Happened Stories 3/6/23
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More BS stories made up on social media. Sorry no intro to the podcast this week. technical issues. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at ...
Awful Facebook Posts 2/27/23
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb people posting dumb stuff on Facebook. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out new Eve...
Awful Baby Names 2/20/23
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb baby names to decipher. New Everybody Is Awful T Shirts available now at jimflorentine.com. Get 3 more episodes a week for $5 a month at...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 2/13/23
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that mean absolutely nothing. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patr...
Super Bowl and Awful Sports Cliches 2/6/23
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about upcoming Super Bowl, how much Tony Romo sucks and awful sports cliches. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a mont...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/30/23
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb shit posted on social media that motivates absolutely no one. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patr...
Awful Yelp Reviews 1/23/23
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More people complaining that everything didn't go perfect when they went to a restaurant. Owners are starting to fight back and call out these bitch...
Never Happened Stories 1/15/23
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More fake stories made up by desperate people on social media. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at for as little as $5 a mont...
Awful 80's Songs 1/9/23
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Forever Young by Rod Stewart, Dancing On The Ceiling By Lionel Ritchie, Groovy Kind Of Love by Phil Collins, My Girl Lolipop by Bad Manners and more t...
Awful T-Shirts 1/2/23
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of never happened stories and thensome terrible T-Shirts like I Wish I Was Beer, Druncle, Hair Bun, Coffee Run, Gangsta Rap, I Need A Nap and...
Never Happened Stories 12/26/22
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More people on social media making up stories to get attention. Join Jim's Patreon to get 3 extra episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimf...
Good Side Of bad News
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about a bunch of stories of teachers banging their students. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a mnth at patreon.com/jimflor...
Awful dating Sites 12/12/22
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of never happened stories and then we get to dating profiles of women that like pizza, wine and traveling. Wow! Who knew? Join Patreon ...
Dumb Facebook Games and other nonsense
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More childish adults playing dumb games and also more adults making up lies on social media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month a...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/28/22
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb shit posted on social media for no reason.
Awful Facebook Games 11/21/22
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
People wasting time online playing games. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim Live...
Awful Slang Words 11/14/22
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb slang words that anyone over 16 years old should never use. Join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month to hear 3 extra episodes a week at Patreon.c...
Awful Yelp Reviews 11/7/22
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour: Nov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key...
Awful Yelp Reviews 10/31/22
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More reviews of spoiled people not getting there way at a restaurant. Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/j...
Never Happened Stories 10/24/22
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A bunch of bullshit made up stories. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. This Podcast is s...
Awful Facebook Posts 10/17/22
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More dumb stuff posted on Facebook. It never ends. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week at pateron.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month. Catch Jim on...
Dumb Facebook Games 10/10/22
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
First a story a fake story about a woman saying she almost got kidnapped and she warns everyone out there to stay safe. Yeah, no shit lady. Then o...
Good Side Of Bad News
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Crazy stories with most coming from Florida. Get 3 more episodes a week for as low as $5 a month by joining Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine. ...
Awful Facebook Posts 9/26/22
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you want to hear 3 extra podcasts of anger and rage every week join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Terroriz...
Awful Facebook Posts 9/19/22
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Someone taking pictures documenting their vacation like anyone gives a fuck. Also, another middle aged couple writing love notes to each other on Fa...
Awful 80's Songs 9/12/22
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over Dumb 80's songs that are played in stores for no reason whatsoever. Also, on the Podcast today is a brand new never before heard Terro...
Preview of the upcoming NFL season
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim starts off with a couple of never happened stories then talks NFL and the upcoming season. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week. ...
Never Happened Stories 8/29/22
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More made up stories by pathetic people on social media. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month. Patreon.com/jimflorentine....
Awful Yelp Reviews 8/22/22
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Couple of never happened stories and then onto people bitching about not getting their way at a business they went to. What a bunch of fucking babie...
Good Side Of Bad News 8/15/22
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Woman has sex with her dog as boyfriend films it, woman airs out her panties on an airplane, Wife hides guy she's having an affair with in her own hou...
Awful Dating Sites 8/8/22
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Women are dating sites like wine, traveling and eating french fries off your plate. Shocking! Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for $5 a month at pa...
Awful T Shirts 8/1/22
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Terrible shirts like Permanently Tired, I'm strong like my Coffee, I'm not single I have a Dog. etc.... beyond brutal! Check out my Patreon for 3 ex...
Random Rants 7/25/22
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Next Door douchebag wants a dress code for the neighborhood, Chappelle show cancelled, guy gives constant updates on catching covid. Who cares? Join J...
Random Rants 7/17/22
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry no intro music to this episode. Technical problems. Check out patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week. I'll be performing in...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 7/10/22
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Audio clip of a podcast listener calling out a newscaster for his dumb slang word he used on live TV. Also, a bunch of dumb inspirational quotes tha...
Random Rants 6/30/22
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A guy gives his jail time a 5 star yelp review, another "Almost" kidnapping on the nextdoor app and some asshole posts a picture of a dead fawn for sy...
Awful Yelp Reviews 6/27/22
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
More people bitching they didn't get their way including a business that was closed but stayed open for a mad customer and he wound up giving them a o...
Never Happened Stories 6/13/22
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over a bunch of made up stories on social media from some desperate people looking for attention. Sign up at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 ...
Awful Facebook Posts 6/6/22
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then onto dumb Facebook posts. Grown ups posting about how much they like to drink. Wow, how ...
Awful Dating Sites 5/30/22
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over dating profiles and the ridiculous demands that these women want. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 ...
Awful Inspirational Quotes 5/19/22
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about some terrible quotes that get posted that are completely meaningless. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week plus hea...
Random Rants 5/16/22
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about a story of a girl that he was in love with years ago. Then he goes over a few Never Happened posts, some dumb Facebook games, Netfli...
Awful Facebook Posts 5/9/22
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about a ridiculous story that never happened and then moves on to dumb Facebook Posts about "fun" board games to play, dumb names for drink ...
Awful Baby Names 5/2/22
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over bad baby names including Blaze, Saxton, Zeppelin, Maclaren and more. Subscribe to Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a wee...
Awful 80's Songs 4/25/22
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then gets into the shitty songs played in stores from the 80's including Starship Nothing is gonn...
Gilbert, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking
17 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim tells some Gilbert Gottfried stories, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking. Subscribe to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5. ...
Awful Slang Words 4/10/22
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about awful words such as Adorbs, Rock It, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and Beniffer. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at patreon...
Awful Yelp Reviews 4/4/22
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim talks about Will Smith being pussy whipped, awful yelp reviews and his son makes an appearance on the podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for as little ...
Awful T Shirts 3/28/22
26 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
People bitching about gas prices and some of the dumbest T Shirts out there are discussed on this weeks podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra epis...
Awful Inspirational Quote 3/21/22
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim goes over a bunch of dumb inspiring quotes and talks about Action Park and the stuois shit him and his friends did there. Join my Patreon for 3 ...