Faking Adulthood
Episodes
STOP TELLING ME MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING & GIVE ME YOURS Ft Naomi
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the podcast for fake adults trying to figure life out one questionable decision at a time. I’m your host...
Just Use Your Free Will and Change the Date of Your Birthday Ft Deji Vu
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults. I’m your host Rita Balogun, and this week I’m joined by returning co-host...
And Then I Discovered Running Was Making Me Shorter?? Ft Yemi Ogunmefun
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults.In this episode, Rita B is joined by Yemi Ogunmefun for what is basically a full-on girl chat....
I manifest love by eating meals for two ft Rhea Ellen
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults!I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined today by my co-host Rhe...
Chat GPT lied to me… again! Ft Yasmina aka Chowmina
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the home of the fake adults doing their best. Today’s co-host is the iconic Yasmina (aka Chowmina) — c...
After giving birth, nurses just let you take the baby home? Ft Mariam Musa
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood!This week, Rita Balogun is joined by the amazing Mariam Musa for a hilarious, wide-open girl chat about motherhood, A...
Your Baldness makes me trust you ft KG
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood!Your host Rita Balogun is joined today by the hilarious KG Tha Comedian for a chaotic conversation about losing your ...
I think Married people are selfish ft VP in the cut
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! 🫶🏽This week, Rita Balogun is joined by VP from the 90s Baby Show for a ...
Unrequited Love is worse than an overdraft! Ft Ayoade Bamgboye
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey fake adults! It’s your host Rita Balogun, joined by my fave Ayoade Bamgboye 💕This episode is a bit longer than usual ...
Running during working hours is outrageous ft Erica aka Russian Roulette
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 🫠I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host Erica (ak...
Stop ordering chicken & chips in Posh restaurants and ban vegans ft Bellah
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined b...
It’s Too Early for Christmas Jumpers (Don’t Get Me Mad) ft Adjani Salmon
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Faking Adulthood, host Rita Balogun is joined by Adjani Salmon, creator of the hit show Dreaming Whilst Black. They chat all things love,...
One thing about me? I will snitch! Ft Joseph Charm
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 👋I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined by my co-host Jose...
If you’re hearing this, you missed the rapture!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the comedy podcast for fake adults everywhere. 🎙️This solo chaos episode is 45 minutes of pure...
I wonder how many people bring up your name in Therapy ft Kojey Radical
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood — the home of the fake adults! 🎙️I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is the amazing Kojey Radic...
Why don’t bus drivers wave at eachother anymore ft Chikamso
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Apple subscriptions are draining my bank account, bus drivers don’t even wave at each other anymore, and honestly… adulthood is exhausting.In this...
The Great Lock-In should be scared of me, actually! Ft Elaine Babey
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast for anyone just trying to figure out life without a manual.In this episode, host Rita Balogun and...
I think you should use Cecrèd to grow your brows! Ft Stephan Sarpong
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been 2 weeks and I MISSED you BAD! 🎙️ I’m your host Rita Balogun and today I’m joined by the one and only Stephan Sarpong.We talk abou...
DRIVING LESSONS SHOULD ONLY BE AFTER MIDNIGHT ft Sheila
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Faking Adulthood, Rita Balogun is joined by a very special co-host – listener of the show Sheila from Ireland! 🇮🇪 They dive into:...
Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your Broadcast Messages Are Ruining My LifeWelcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, j...
Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Born to Be a Prince, Forced to Be Poor | Faking Adulthood PodcastIn this hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood, host Rita Balogun is joined by co-host...
I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the podcast for anyone who’s just winging it!I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’...
I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 🎭 I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined b...
I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the podcast for fake adults figuring life out one laugh at a time!I’m your host Rita Balo...
I’m triggered by your accent (respectfully) ft Adeola K
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults, where we talk about everything and nothing!I’m your host, Rita Balogun, ...
I’ve seen you play padel. You can’t be Gen Z. Ft Harry Pinero
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is the one and only Harry ...
Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults!I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by my amazing co-host ...
The government is trying to control us with roadworks ft Estelle
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – the home of the fake adults!I’m your host Rita Balogun, and joining me this week is the amazing Estelle...
She asked to be my bridesmaid but her number wasn’t even saved? Ft Mamadinya
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. A comedy podcast about love, life & absolutely nothing because we don’t know what we’re doing,...
Why Do the People Who Need Therapy the Most Refuse to Go? Ft Face
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood – the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing all at once. I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’...
I’m Scared of Being Cloned… But ChatGPT Is My Best Friend ft Indiyah Polack
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing at the same time!I’m your host Rita...
Stop treating me like I’m DMX. I’m soft. Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and absolutely nothing at all!I’m y...
I made this show so we could be best friends. It’s working. Ft Julie Adenuga
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is the amazing Julie Adenuga. We talk about our bu...
Slap your balls on the table & tell me you’re here! Ft Nella Rose
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood — the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing all at once! I’m your host, Rita Ba...
When times are dark, ask yourself.. Have you lipsed? Ft Kandie Jo
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing, all while pretending to have it together.I’m you...
Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your Husband ft Juice
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey everyone! Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we navigate the chaos of growing up—figuring things out (or not) and laughi...
When they say my reward is in heaven sometimes it’s not enough ft King Karine
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey everyone, I missed you!Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing at the same t...
I learnt how to be a pilot for 15 years. Yes I’m 27. Ft Victor Kunda
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey everyone! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we dive into the chaos of growing up, figuring things out ...
Bring back kissing on the first date, tomorrow is too late! Ft Kez
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing because adulthood is a scam, and we’re all just figuring ...
Animals bite but luckily…so do I ft Moyo
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
elcome back to Faking Adulthood—the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing! I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined by my ...
People Raise Kids on This Salary? I Spend Mine on My Hair—Sorry. Ft Pinkolate
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood—the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing all at once!I’m your host, Rita Balog...
If there was a Bible 2.0, Would you be in it? Ft Pretty Vee
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood—the comedy podcast where we talk about everything and nothing! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today, I’m...
Bring back lying, you don’t owe anyone the truth!
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today, it’s just me in a solo episode—talking about compla...
You think you’re better than me because of your 2 little degrees. You’re not. Ft Deji
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today, I’m joined by the hilarious Deji—aka Deji Vu.In thi...
I want to delete the entire duration of the last man I dated ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today we’re celebrating a huge milestone—our 50th episode!This week, I’m jo...
I know I asked you to sing but please don’t do it again ft Henrie
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ Welcome to “Faking Adulthood” with Rita Balogun: Special Episode Featuring Henrie! 🎉In this wildly entertaining episode of Faking Adult...
I will be an author of 5 books this year. No, I haven’t started. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood! 🎙️ Join me, Rita Balogun, and my amazing co-host Kimberley Cumberbatch as we dive into ...
I looked at his hands and discovered he was a petite king!
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode Description:Happy New Year! 🎉 In this solo episode of Faking Adulthood, we’re kicking off 2025 with a bang. I’m diving into everything ...
I run in the forest to prepare for the end days ft Fred Santana
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood, the podcast where we dive into hilarious and relatable conversations about surviving adulthood. 🎙️ In this episode, ...
Hmm I think I could be an Assassin ft Priscilla Anyabu
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another hilariously chaotic episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by the one and only Priscill...
Sharing a bed with guy friends is not normal btw ft Kaz Kamwi
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood, host Rita Balogun is joined by the amazing Kaz Kamwi from Love Island! Together, they dive into all thi...
Why are we scared of Divorce? I’ve been engaged twice ft Ayamé
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood Podcast! In this episode, your host Rita Balogun is joined by co-host Ayamé for a hilariously chaotic conversation. We’...
I cried because my ‘husband’ left me (I’m not married) ft Hemah K
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by my hilarious co-host, Hemah K. In this episod...
I stopped speaking to my plant & now she’s dying! Ft Remi Burgz
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood!In this episode, host Rita Balogun is joined by the hilarious Remi Burgz for a fun and relatable chat. We dive into: • B...
Please stop inviting me to your birthday parties, I will come!
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood with your host, Rita Balogun! 🎉 In today’s episode, we’re getting real, raw, and random – and YOU are my co-...
If a scammer wants to pay my bills, let them! Ft Gena-mour Barret
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Faking Adulthood - your go-to podcast for all the laughs and real talk on navigating adulthood! I’m your host, Rita Balogun, and today I’...
Have you considered writing a diss track to your haters? Ft Josh Oyinsan
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. I’m your host Rita Balogun and today’s episode is featuring Love Island winner Josh Oyinsan as my ...
We’re not together anymore, stop sending me memes! Ft Oloni
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Faking Adulthood Podcast | Adulting Chaos, Dating Drama & Engagement Breakup with Oloni”Join us for another hilarious episode of Faking Adulthoo...
Do you know you have 30 minutes? Tell me you love me TODAY ft Äyanna
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast where we dive headfirst into the messy, confusing world of adulting. I’m your hos...
I don’t believe in humility, at 7 years old I was playing the Cello. Ft Simply Sayo
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Simply Sayo! As usual we talk life and a whole lot of nothing!Hope you enjoyyyyy!!...
Btw, your “soulmate” would want to date you!
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today is a solo episode with you guys as my co-hosts. I’m talking Diddy (Ugh), Blink Twice, protecti...
Have you ever thought about threatening God? ft Dami Hope
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Dami Hope. Be prepared for a conversation filled with lots of nonsense but also so...
A 2 month old baby cannot be your bestie ft Sarel
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today my co-host is Sarel. We talk a whole lot of nothing about everything and as usual it is a great ...
Rucksacks should be banned! And btw, the moon landing is fake ft Kandie Jo
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is someone who is no stranger, Kandie Jo! We speak about absolutely nothing and that’...
I hate small talk. Tell me about your relationship with your mother ft Shelen
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Shelen! I wish I could tell you exactly what we spoke about but I have no idea! Ju...
Posting a picture only on your birthday every year is outrageous! Ft Tonitone
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Tonitone. It’s a long episode (You’re welcome) but it’s filled with loads of...
I became an Actor so I could host dinner parties! Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today my co-host is Kiell Smith-Bynoe. In this episode you will see us bond over complete nonsense and...
Stop forcing friendships with people you’re in love with! Ft Uche Natori
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Uche Natori. We talk motherhood (to our plants), friendship and a bit of everythin...
Ain’t Sh*t funny! Why are you laughing?? Ft Vee Kativhu
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Vee Kativhu. I’ll be honest, this episode starts off deep and remains there LOL ...
I’m ready for a relationship & it NEEDS to be with Fuhad ft Not3s
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today my co-host is Not3s! We talk about a whole lot of something and nothing, from lazy animals, top ...
Am I sad or is my period trying to get rid of me!?
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today is a solo one! A perfect opportunity to check in & talk a whole bunch of everything and noth...
It should’ve been me in Supacell ft Adelayo Adedayo & Nadine Mills
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood! Today my co-hosts are Adelayo Adedayo & Nadine Mills from the incredible hit Netflix show Supacell...
Life as a fish must be Crazy! One minute you’re swimming, the next you’re food! Ft Nafessa Williams
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Nafessa Williams. We talk about her new show Rivals coming to Disney+, the power o...
Society is under attack but tell me, is that PT your lover or not? Ft Destini Dolor
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Destini Dolor! As usual we have a hard hitting conversation about Lovers in the gy...
If you’re in trouble, I’m not the friend you call ft Tara Thorpe
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Tara Thorpe! I really enjoyed this episode and I can’t lie, it gets deep pretty ...
Where did English come from and why can’t we add words?? ft Ms DSF
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Dorcas aka Ms DSF. As usual, grab a cuppa, it’s a lovely convo! We talk being mi...
How do you go from Platonic friends to I’ve seen you naked!? Ft Me
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today is another solo episode! We’re talking about reading more, dating your best friend & blah ...
I only need a 1.2 million investment and I do payment plans ft B.Simone
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is B.Simone and of course the convo went from ridiculousness to deepness. It’s a gr...
I have a theory that dentists are working for the government ft Adella Afadi
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Adella Afadi, as usual the chat is so good. One thing about Adella? She has a lot ...
I’m doing a rap battle instead of a wedding dance ft Mamadinya
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Elizabeth aka Mamadinya. As usual it's a long chat about everything and nothing. W...
Plant some seeds B**TCH! I’m not your advisor ft me
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today is a solo episode! It felt super weird talking to myself but the vibes were the same, lots of no...
Bring back Love letters for crying out loud! ft Kyrah Gray
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Kyrah Gray and we truly had the best convo! From dating, last day on earth and the...
I prayed to be short and God answered ft Confz
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is British rapper Confz! We talk about all sorts starting from how we met, his new al...
Give me some MDMA from the 70’s, I’m trying to feel something! ft Kandie Jo
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is someone who is no stranger to the podcast, Kandie Jo. She is obviously obsessed wi...
How much are Kidneys going for? Nothing in this life is free Ft Charlie Mase
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, today my co-host is Charlie Mase. Be ready to laugh and maybe get in your feels! We talk about the tru...
Old People should have to retake their driving test! ft Maddie Grace Jepson
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood with my co-host Maddie Grace Jepson. I guess this is becoming a theme because we really go from “...
Chat GPT said I should seek a professional therapist ft Wunmi Bello
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Wunmi Bello and it’s nothing short of a chaotic but beautiful conversation. We t...
Google it and tell me the answer immediately ft Blair Clarke
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Blair Clarke. This episode feels so open and a little bittttt vulnerable so be nic...
You haven’t met all the people who will love you yet ft Tinea Taylor
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Can’t believe we are 6 episodes in, thank you for riding with me! Today my co-host is Tinea Taylor a...
I am a sexual being not your therapist! Ft Solomon Ian Sangala
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Solomon Ian Sangala. We somehow managed to talk a whole lot of something about not...
Faking a friendship for a Limo ride is crazy! Ft Kandie Jo
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Kandie Jo, she’s back again because she’s in love with me. As usual grab a cup...
And now I dream big again ft Raphael Babs
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Raphael Babs and it’s a rollercoaster of a conversation that gets deep quickly w...
My Recent Crush is Crushed! Ft Uche Natori
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood. Today my co-host is Uche Natori and this episode goes from deep to ridiculous very quickly! We talk ab...
If I say I'm a mother, I'm a mother ft Kandie Jo
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first episode of Faking Adulthood ft Kandie Jo. In this episode we discuss a lot of nonsense as expected but we touch on PR relationshi...