Deliveroo never delivering my food first feels like a spiritual attack!

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What is the host’s vibe and why is this a solo episode?

Rita B 0:00

i was gonna say it's been a pleasure but that sounds like i'm retiring which i'm not but if i did would you be sad you wouldn't it hey guys and welcome to another episode of faking adulthood home of the fake adults where we talk about love life and absolutely nothing because we don't know what we're doing we absolutely do not have a clue today my co-host is me okay well okay that would i always get this wrong because obviously i just don't have a co-host so obviously i don't know i'm saying co-host is me the co-host is you lot yeah it's you guys and i got two cameras are these cameras on me i don't know if i should have done that Anyways, welcome guys to a solo episode. It has been a while since I've done a solo. I haven't done a solo in so long, okay? But I'm just going to say, right? Whilst we're doing this solo episode, please understand that my night has been so chaotic that it's a miracle that I'm in the studio this morning recording this, okay? So please...

Rita B 1:09

Do not forget to share, like, subscribe, tell a friend to tell a friend because what we're doing here is sacrificial. Can you hear my voice? Guys, I was out last night. Yeah, to the point that I've actually ordered a Joe and a Juice to come to the studio. So if I pause for a second, it's definitely because I've collected my Joe and a Juice. okay so I was out last night so my voice is kind of gone but it was a time it was an absolute time I'm just like wow being outside it's just so much fun do you know what it is yeah the problem I have with my friends is that if we say we're going to one place it's almost like it's it can never be that one place and we need to unpack why that is why don't people want to go home

Rita B 1:55

Yeah. What are people hiding from in their homes that they don't want to go home? So basically, I went for a dinner and after the dinner, you're thinking, OK, it's time for you to go home. Like, right. You had a dinner, your belly full, go home. No. Someone on the table talking about, oh, I'm going to this event. It's called Pleasure and it's almost like organic lube. Organic lube. My interest is peaked. I have no choice but to figure out what that is. I look on the website, it's going for 70 pounds a pot. And I'm thinking to myself, if I go to this event, I'm going to get it for free. So I had to make my way there. And that's exactly what I did. Hello. 51. Guys, it's so dynamic, you know? I got my Joyner Juice on the way. It's brilliant. It's beautiful. Anyways, 70 pounds a pop, right? And I thought to myself, yeah, I've got to go to this event. They're going to give it to me for free. And it's just so classy, you know, classy. I got 70 pounds, you know, it's just so classy. Thank you so much. Guys, I told you, it's very dynamic. Got Joyner Juice. They didn't sponsor this though.

Rita B 3:12

They didn't sponsor this, right? But I just had to do what I had to do, okay? Just going to get this coffee out. All right. Let's get all the kerfunkles. Kerfuffle! Kerfuffle out the way, and then we can truly lock into this episode. The first thing I want to say, guys, is thank you. Thank you so much for rocking. Oh, wait. The night. The night. Okay, sorry. The brain. Okay, right. Go to this event. It's a lot going on. It's fantastic. We have an absolute time. The owner of the club sees us. It's a private members club. He's all like, get them some drinks. Get them some drinks. And we're like, yeah, get us some drinks. Get us some drinks. And it was an absolute time. And then afterwards, yeah, you would think, oh, it's time to go home. I need to emphasize that I was out with Dami. And one thing about Dami, he ain't going home, right? So he's like, oh, I'm going to go to this other place. You want to come? And I said, you know what? You know what?

Unknown 4:11

will and we ended up at this um after party for black coffee and we had a time we had a time and then i ended the night with one one guy moving to me from a royal's voice and i said well

Rita B 4:26

Life is good. Okay. So maybe if that works out, I won't have to pay for the studio anymore. Do you know what I mean? Like he will build me a studio. You know what I'm saying? Who knows what the future holds? Okay. Maybe not. Because also I was thinking to myself, yeah, it's very easy to be like, oh, someone in a nice car is talking to me. But now it's like,