Spring Cleaning - Father Knows Best

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Father Knows Best - Bedtime Radio 29 min 8 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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What setup and introduction establish the Anderson family and premise?

Announcer / NBC Radio Announcer 0:01
Stay tuned now for Robert Young starring in Father Knows Best, which follows this listening reminder. Tomorrow evening, there's wonderful comedy entertainment on two great shows when you set your radio dial to this same NBC station. Listen first to The Bob Hope Show with guest David Niven and the musical stylings of Miss Margaret Whiting and Les Brown's Band of Renown. Then stay tuned for the Phil Harris Alice Faye Show, featuring 30 fun-packed minutes of mirth and music. It's an hour of truly enjoyable radio entertainment, so be sure to hear it all. And remember, tomorrow evening on many of these same stations, listen to a special program, These Are Your Friends. Now it's Father Knows Best on NBC.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 0:41
Now listen to Father Knows Best, transcribed, starring Robert Young as Father. Welcome to Springfield and another half hour visit with the folks in the White Frame House on Maple Street. Sit back and enjoy life with the Andersons. Kathy, Bud, Betty, Margaret and Jim as the head of this typical American household again sets out to prove that father knows best.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 1:38
It's Saturday morning in Springfield. What's more, it's a beautiful, warm spring morning. The kind that makes a man feel like getting outdoors and working in the soil. As a matter of fact, as Jim Anderson comes down to breakfast in his robe and slippers, those are pretty much the thoughts he expresses. Like this. Oh, man, what a morning. Look at that sky out there, honey. Ever see such a perfect blue? Makes you want to get outside.
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 2:03
Uh, dear.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 2:03
Makes you want to get your hands into the good soil. Get close to nature. To the grass and the flowers and the berries.
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 2:11
Well, you're pretty close to them right now. You're sitting on Kathy's toast and strawberry jam.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 2:16
Huh? Oh, for gosh sakes. Oh, look at that. Why does that kid have to leave everything on chairs?
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 2:24
Well, I tried to warn you, but you were so wrapped up in nature.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 2:28
Will that jelly wash off my robe?
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 2:30
You can try it. Should work, as long as it's not grease.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 2:33
Sometimes I suspect that girl spreads jelly on toast just for me to sit on. She rarely ever eats it. Uh, should I use hot water?
Bud Anderson (son) 2:42
No, just warm. Say, Mom, could I go over to... Hey, what's Dad doing, washing clothes? No, he just got a little too close to nature. Huh?
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 2:54
I'm not doing so hot on this, Margaret.
Bud Anderson (son) 2:57
Why don't you use the washing machine, Dad? That's what we got it for. Look, Bud, I... I've got some things you can wash out as long as you're at it. Sweatshirts, blue jeans. Bud, I'm not doing the washing. You're not? No. Well, you better be careful, then. You're getting your robe all wet. All right. Leave him alone, Bud. Mom, can I go over to Joe's house?
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 3:20
Well, I don't know. What are you going to do?
Bud Anderson (son) 3:23
Oh, just mess around. Seems like a good day for just messing around.
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 3:29
Well, I think maybe there's a little messing around you could do here.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 3:33
Yes, Bud. How would you like to come outside with me this morning? We'll start getting things in shape.
Bud Anderson (son) 3:38
What things?
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 3:39
Bud, don't eat that breakfast. I just put it on the table for your father. You've already eaten. I have?
Stage direction narrator / Burt Sharsteen (Narrator role) 3:45
Jim, I'll finish that robe.
Margaret Anderson (Mother) 3:51
You sit down and eat your breakfast before your son beats you to it.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 3:54
Okay.
Bud Anderson (son) 3:55
Like what things, Dad? Huh? What things are we going to get in shape?
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 4:00
Oh, you know. Maybe paint the fence, repair it if it needs it, prune the roses, get the ground ready for a garden. It's a wonderful day for it. Pass the salt, would you please?
Bud Anderson (son) 4:13
Could we start digging a swimming pool?
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 4:15
Swimming pool? They don't cost so much, Dad.
Bud Anderson (son) 4:19
Oh, no, of course not. What's a few thousand dollars? You can put one in for $79.62. Pass the syrup, please.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 4:29
Honest, Dad. I don't doubt it at all. Claude Messner probably makes them out of used plastic.
Bud Anderson (son) 4:35
No, this family put one in for just $79. I read about it in that Home and House magazine.
Stage direction narrator / Burt Sharsteen (Narrator role) 4:41
Uh-huh.
Bud Anderson (son) 4:42
They used the basement of a house that was blown away by a tornado, and they picked up a lot of scrap iron at the junkyard for reinforcing, and their friends poured the cement.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 4:51
I see.
Bud Anderson (son) 4:52
$79. Yeah.
Jim Anderson (Father) / Robert Young 4:56
Well... While we're waiting for a tornado to come along, we'd better get to work on the fence and garden first.

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