F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episodes
Episode 81 - Two Birds, One Ball-Gag (feat. Suzannah Weiss)
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we bring on our first honest-to-goodness sexpert! We may be stuck inside due to the recent unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean we can't ...
Episode 80 - Flushing Your Gage Stash
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've officially declared this week a NOVID-Nonteen episode. We don't talk about the recent unpleasantness and get back to what we're meant to do: s...
Episode 79 - Kevin's Dirty Dildo Dishwasher
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I swear to God, Kevin, if I see one more dildo you're out of this quarantine. Topics include a COVID-19 check in, relationships going platonic, brea...
Episode 78 - Scrotal Distancing
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Much like the state of the world, it's a bit of a strange one this week, folks. We're practicing social distancing and therefore are recording remot...
Episode 77 - Flatulent Cat
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The world is a bit wild right now, y'all. Whether you're self-isolating, social distancing or just need something to take your mind off of the crazi...
Episode 76 - Saloon-Style Semen Spittoon
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy, have we done it this week. If you like your episodes filthy with a healthy dose of ranting and tangents, you're in for a treat. But, liste...
Episode 75 - Gag The Raven, Nevermore
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We get wild pretty much right off the bat in this one, friends. This episode is all about that cool, cool penis energy and not at all about Nazi pub...
Episode 74 - Bad Lover or Great Murderer?
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Don't be scared by our rocky start, this episode is still packed to the brim with that good advice and plenty of trips to Tangent City. Topics inclu...
Episode 73 - The Altruism of Steven Tinder
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We may have missed Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you don't need dating advice anymore. In fact, with our inadvertent ignoring of the big V-...
Episode 72 - Pretty Little Woman
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to this week's podcast episode where we fail to correctly identify or reference anything that has to do with pop culture or classic literature...
Episode 71 - To Pee Or Not To Pee
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the big sports game is over and we barely talked about it. What we did talk about is the pressing concerns you all have about dating and sex. ...
Episode 69+1 - Drive By Seduction
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, y'all wanna make a stape? Come on, we could both have a stape to remember our time together. Also, don't freak out by the episode numbering, ...
Episode 69 - The Race to Save 69
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We finally did it. We made it to episode 69 and let me be completely honest with you, we didn't plan anything for it. Not at all. We do, howev...
Episode 68 - A Full Grown Vin Diesel
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about our resolutions and also do some real deep diving on the hottest Vin Diesel education history. Topics include expressing you...
Episode 67 - Plenty of Beef
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
New Year, same Pod! I think I made that joke last year too, but I'll do what I want because it's 2020. Topics include Sharon Stone's dating profil...
Episode 66 - The Soft Curves of Ralph Wiggum
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey 2019. You were pretty buckwild and messed a lot of people's stuff up, but if we're being honesty here... you were pretty good to us. So, thank...
Episode 65 - Second Annual Sexmas Spectacular (2019)
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar! It's time for our second annual Sexmas Spectacular. This week, YOU gifted US with a ton of your fest...
Episode 64 - Exit Pursued By Bear (Named Gary)
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we drink wine and argue about what kind of clothing Shrek wears. Topics include bossy reds, meme deal breakers, freeloading sex critique, ...
Episode 63 - Dog Boyfriend
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Last week we indulged ourselves in a little game, but this week we get right into the meaty, juicy good stuff that you all come here for: advice. An...
Episode 62 - Wham Bam Arby's Slam! (feat. Kyle Crawford)
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You're in for a real treat today, friends. Now, I will warn you that this one is a bit off the rails, but we've got your favourite guest boy back in...
Episode 61 - Poppin' Placentas
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In a very special episode we celebrate the greatest of days, Dain's birthday. To commemorate thirty-two beautiful years on this planet, we pool our ...
Episode 60 - Snapchat Sleeper Cell
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Despite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure. We only had to start and stop record...
Episode 59 - One Hundred John Cusacks
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet. Dain brings a much needed update on an ...
Episode 58 - The Choicest Babar Porn
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November. As the crisp fall breeze gives w...
Episode 57 - Spooktacular 2019: The Spite Witch (feat. Cydney Penner)
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Good day, boos and ghouls (and everyone in between or outside of). Welcome to our first ever official Spooktacular! That's right, you're used to t...
Episode 56 - Family Threesome
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Niall's had a bad day, so we sing about it. We actually do a lot of singing in this episode. Maybe too much. Topics include respectful break-ups...
Episode 55 - Slippery Steve's Soul Patch
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Niall makes a really good joke. I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke. And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back ...
Episode 54 - Luke Warm Steve Austin
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy. We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along. But tha...
Episode 53 - Clap Alien Cheeks
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've done it! We made it a whole year, didn't miss a single episode and somehow climbed to the top 50 sex podcasts in Canada. We celebrate with a...
Episode 52 - Drippy Darnell
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Summer 2: The Sequel to Summer is here and we're back to being sweaty closet boys, but that doesn't stop us from providing you ever hotter dating and ...
Episode 51 - The Tenacity of Banana Mammal
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we celebrate hitting the top 200 sexuality podcasts in Canada by once again inadvertently making an episode with a common theme; Dump. His...
Episode 50 - You're Grounded, Reggie!
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Look, sometimes you need to play the long game and this week, we have the hottest strategies for getting back at those dang pesky in-laws. Topics in...
Episode 49 - Yommy Mommy
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Dain wrangles a drunken Niall through the episode, but not without dropping some serious revelations. Niall comes up with the best and wor...
Episode 48 - Sand Castle Bully
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We stop messing around this week and finally talk about what everyone's been begging us for: BEACH GAME. That's right, we got covered better than Ni...
Episode 47 - Breaking the Banjo String
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've done gone and done it this week, that's right. It's first ever podcast unboxing. We then aggressively tackle a single Agent's questions with...
Episode 46 - The Adventures of Boomerang Man
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're just a couple of sweaty, melty, hot boys this week. The closet has reached peak summer temperatures and the only thing saving us is this new, ...
Episode 45 - Cargo Shorts Boner
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Look, maybe I'm drunk while I upload this. Maybe we were drunk while we recorded this. You can't prove anything, also we're grown ass men we can d...
Episode 44 - Your Special Bee Treasure
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Niall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet. Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero. Topics include a polit...
Episode 43 - The One About Boundaries
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This one goes out to all of our boundary respecting listeners! It's rare that our episodes ever have a cohesive theme and it's especially unlikely w...
Episode 42 - Eat An Ass, Save A Life
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Do we ever get into it today, friends. If there was a checklist of things you'd want us to talk about on our podcast, I'm going to assume we've chec...
Episode 41 - Horny At The Dirty Pool
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Every once in awhile a question so poignant, so exceptional, so mind-boggling buck-wild comes along and makes you re-think everything you've ever know...
Episode 40 - Min-Maxing Your Oppression
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet. This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun. ...
Episode 39 - A Japanese Salty Dish
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got one of our most bewildering Facebook questions (and that's saying a lot!), but like true professionals (disclaimer: we are NOT profes...
Episode 38 - Gay's Anatomy (2019 Pride Episode feat. Kyle Crawford)
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
He's back, baby! To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle C...
Episode 37 - Much Ado About Piss
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine! They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into...
Episode 36 - Virginity Tight Five
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy. This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style. We kind of blew up over ...
Episode 35 - The "Science" of Nipples
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while ...
Episode 34 - Bum Jelly
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, friends. Have you got $100? Can we have it? We love you. Topics include baby-making possibilities on Tinder, dancing away from your probl...
Episode 33 - Friend Brothel
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and ...
Episode 32 - Gay Time Traveler (feat. Kyle Crawford)
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We did it. They said we couldn't do it, but we did it. We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle C...
Episode 31 - Dick Tenderizer
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that....
Episode 30 - James McAvoy's Cumbox
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
420 blaze it, squad. We know we're a few days late, but we're hot-boxing the hell out of the closet and this week our advice isn't the only thing th...
Episode 29 - Dry Mans and Plurbis
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us. We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we'...
Episode 28 - Red Flag Burrito
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey friends! We hope you enjoyed our master prank for April Fool's! We're back to the show you know and love now and this week we're bringing you ...
New Guys - S03E01: All In
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We finally got there, (one of) Dain's favourite episode(s)! We go 'ALL IN' to the season three premiere after the cliff-hanger ending of season two ...
Episode 27 - A Shitty Situation
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh baby. Winter is over and Spring Fever has begun to set in. But don't you worry your frisky little minds because we're here to offer you another...
Episode 26 - Unintentional Sploshing
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to our regularly scheduled podcasting! Last week we took a break from the usual format to celebrate 25 episodes, but now we've jumped rig...
Episode 25 - Origin Story
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Holy sweet hell, friends. We've made it to episode 25 and to celebrate we're poppin' bottles and taking a break from our usual format in order to ad...
Episode 24 - Dad Debacle
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I know it's not Halloween, but this Momo challenge has got us spooked! Take your mind off of that wide-eyed monster and educate yourself with this w...
Episode 23 - Totally Not A Dying Alien
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Niall enjoyed a few (and by few I mean ten) cocktails prior to recording and yet we still somehow managed to keep this train running! We revisit emb...
Episode 22 - A Clandestine Sniff
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're done with themed holiday episodes for awhile now and Dain couldn't be happier! And sure, we may have said that we were going to be brief (even...
Episode 21 - Will You Pee My Valentine?
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another holiday means another themed episode! In what could possibly be our most contentious episode to date, we butt heads on the significance of V...
Episode 20 - Ass Treachery
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We know. You're absolutely sick of hearing about the Super Bowl, Tom Brady and Adam Levine's nipples. Don't worry, your buddies have got you cover...
Episode 19 - The Baked Beans Betrayal
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In effort to divert menacing social media messages, we've made sure to get this episode to you in the promptest of fashions. We dive into a new bott...
Episode 18 - Quit Horsin' Around!
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the coldest day, probably ever, and we're here to keep you warm with our hottest sex advice. Coming off the howling wolf blood moon last night,...
Episode 16 - Always Go Full Daddy
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh, baby. We cut the nonsense and get right into the dating and sex advice this week because it's 2019 and we're trying to be better podcast hosts. ...
Episode 15 - Lock N' Grind
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
New year, new pod! Dain comes in hot with the best addition to the podcast since we started buying better whiskey! Let's make this year of great s...
Episode 14 - Johnny Wolf's Sweat Cave
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So long, 2018! Ring in the New Year with your favourite buddies as we dish out this year's last servings of sexy knowledge to help you navigate the ...
Episode 13 - The Sexmas Spectacular!
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello friends! It's Sexmas time in Tangent City and we're bringing you a brand new, extra long holiday special! We tackle all of your festive, sex...
Episode 12 - Cheese String Dick Leash
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, friends! This week, we are finally showing our true colours as absolute non-professionals by accidentally recording on our laptop mic instead...
Episode 11 - Sex Books
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the most wonderful time... of the week. That's right! A brand new episode packed to the brim with all the dating and sex advice we're legally...
Episode 10 - Ham-Candle
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We made it into the double digits! We celebrate by giving you more of the sex and dating advice you need, didn't know you needed and maybe didn't wa...
Episode 9 - Butt Paranoia
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the day after Dain's birthday and not even that sweet birthday hangover can stop us from bring that deliciously dirty dating and sex advice that ...
Episode 8 - Capoeira Time Paradox
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Things go off the rails this week as we plow straight into Tangent City. It gets weird, it gets messy and we start to peel back the layers of our ne...
Episode 7 - Sweet Dick Energy
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dain survived a vicious caterpillar attack in New Orleans and has rejoined Niall to bring you hot, sticky, southern charm-filled advice. Grab yourse...
Episode 6 - Chronicles of Riddim: Squirm Protocol
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Even when Dain is in New Orleans, the sex advice train cannot be stopped, unless you ask it to because consent is important. Topics include wild sex...
Episode 5 - The Dickly Hallows
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Carve your pumpkins, find a random profession to turn sexy, and get ready to sink your fangs into our Halloween Spooktacular! That's right, this wee...
Episode 4 - The Big Pick-Up Technique
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With a mildly dated song in our heart, we come in hot this week with the most legal, freshest, and most importantly, the dankest dating and sex advice...
Episode 3 - Playing Stevsie
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Things get a little serious this episode when we turn the lens inward for a some self-reflection and discuss the darkest of days. Topics include makin...
Episode 2 - Infinite Sex Arms
29 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for round two! Ring the alarm because it's about to get dirrty. We take a trip to Sex City this episode and focus on all that good, nasty s...
Episode 1 - Meat Cubes and Meet Cuties
29 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our very first episode! We're here to take all of your sticky, sexy questions and turn them into sexy, sticky situations. Topics covered in this episo...