The Most Ghetto Couple In Financial Audit History

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Caleb Hammer 0:00
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Mercedes 0:07
He knew what the f he was getting into when he did the video. He met me two weeks after I got out of the No. We first hung out after I got out of the psych ward. Yes, I got out of the psych ward and he asked me.
Jay 0:20
She's tearing apart your car.
Caleb Hammer 0:27
This is literal actual domestic that you were in. He said
Jay 0:30
he
Mercedes 0:31
regrets meeting me.
Jay 0:32
I regret I do. I mean, after all this shit, her cheating on me first, her stabbing me. This is not something to joke around.
Caleb Hammer 0:39
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Caleb Hammer 1:34
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Mercedes 1:37
Hi, I'm Mercedes. I'm 19 years old.
Jay 1:40
Hello, my name is Jay. I'm twenty years old and we are from Lexington, Kentucky.
Mercedes 1:44
And this is financial audit.
Caleb Hammer 1:47
Thanks for coming down to Austin, guys. I really thought Jay would be younger. Bro looks like you look 20, maybe younger. You look How old is she? I'm unfortunately not. Uh Mercedes, what do you do for living in Lexington at nineteen? I wouldn't expect very much, I'll be honest. Well,
Mercedes 2:09
I'm a stay at home mother.
Caleb Hammer 2:11
You guys have kids already? I mean Yeah, one. I mean before, I guess back in uh back in the day that would have been more normal. It's a little less common for sure today. Fuck, how old's a kid? Nine months. Okay, this is new. This is fresh. Are you guys married?
Unknown 2:26
We are.
Caleb Hammer 2:27
Geez, how long have you guys been married? Unfortunately, great. Yeah, that's what I want to hear. Parents of nine months old. That's that's wonderful. That's fine. Yeah, I mean That's why you're here. What is uh how long have you guys been married? Not even a year. Yeah,
Jay 2:45
not
Caleb Hammer 2:45
even yeah. And immediately got into the kid? Was that the intent? The kid
Mercedes 2:48
was before the marriage.
Caleb Hammer 2:49
Yeah. Nine months old, that doesn't make any sense. Oh, it was born nine months ago. Okay. So you got knocked up, which means you had to get married. Is that what you thought?
Jay 2:56
I mean her family definitely pressured me into it and so did she. Her family. Yes. Yes. Her family's religious. Okay, but you already got the baby in. Yeah, so they didn't want to change as that. Well, I guess she kinda thought that the marriage would fix our relationship. Are you
Caleb Hammer 3:12
w
Jay 3:12
how was
Caleb Hammer 3:13
how the f how d would that fix how would a piece of paper being signed fix a relationship?
Mercedes 3:19
Young, dumb, broke. You're
Caleb Hammer 3:21
nineteen, you're broke. You're on financial audit. Exactly. And trust me, you're dumb, I assume.
Mercedes 3:25
Yes, very.
Caleb Hammer 3:26
I mean, okay. I
Mercedes 3:27
don't know. I thought it would fix something. I thought it would keep him loyal. Clearly not.
Jay 3:31
Didn't fix the baby. Wait. What do you do for a living? I'm an electrician apprentice. Okay. Apprentice. Apprentice, yes, apprentice. What are you making? Eighteen an hour.
Caleb Hammer 3:42
Fine. In Lexington, you know, it's probably on that lower cost of living. I will accept this.
Jay 3:47
Not fine. I wouldn't call it fine. We definitely struggle.
Caleb Hammer 3:50
Well, yeah, but I mean, buddy, at 20, I'm glad you're making 18, not 12. Right. So how many hours a week are you getting? 40. Okay. So what's what's coming in per paycheck? What is that per paycheck cycle?
Jay 4:03
Um, every week I'm getting anywhere between five fifty and six hundred.

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