Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. And I'm told you think you can make $10,000 a week selling feet pics. Well, I mean, not just feet pics. Your kind of feet are.
A lot of other stuff.
Okay. Yeah. Like farts in a jar. Especially in that Vegas heat. You're actually probably just like a 4 out of 10.
Yeah, you're a 4 out of a 10. I'm like a 7. See, what do I do with this?
I also have a great f***ing personality. Your inflated self-worth is ridiculous. And you think your work... Hey, you're muted, by the way.
Shut up. I'm f***ing talking.
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Hi, my name is Veronica. I'm 37. I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada, and this is Financial Audit.
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Chapter 2: How does the discussion about income and accountability unfold?
Okay, good. So why do I have essentially what was said here? Because this doesn't really line up with your job. It was essentially you kind of divorced a guy, right? So that you go pursue being naughty online to make money.
Well, yeah. I mean, it's a really lucrative business.
It is, but clearly that's not what you're doing. Sounds like that game plan didn't work out if you're working in accounting.
Well, I mean, I started out in accounting.
I mean, I've been doing accounting for... Well, I know you started out in accounting, but when I just asked what your job is, you said accounting. So it's not... I didn't ask what job did you start out in. I asked, what do you do for a living? You said accounting. Yeah. But that doesn't line up with the... What I have been told...
Of you leaving your husband so that you could go be naughty online. Yeah, I want to be a dominatrix professionally. Okay. Where's the income and dominatrixing currently? I mean, I'm told you think you can make 10,000 hours a week selling feet pics. 10,000 a week selling feet pics, maybe. I don't know. That seems pretty intense. I don't know what... Well, I mean, not just feet pics.
Your kind of feet are... A lot of other stuff.
Okay.
Well, yeah, probably. Like used underwear, socks. Oh, f***. Like farts in a jar.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of financial decisions made?
No, I didn't require perfect, but just nice. No, it's really big. Whatever. It's really big. Yes, that happens when that happens. I get it. Same thing happened to me. I mean, it doesn't make it nice. Whatever. Oh my gosh, I'm not trying to go down that pipeline. You keep making me go. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. How? Do you not like big ass? Okay. Yeah, sure. Let's define what I like. Sure.
Yeah. A nice large butt is good, but usually it's attached to just like when it isn't just all fat. And it isn't getting like, I don't know what it's described as, but when it's like, first of all, there's stretch marks.
I don't want to go all this. I mean, somebody who looks like you really shouldn't have this much like particularities into who you're attracted to.
In terms of who I'm attracted to, I don't think who you're attracted to comes from what you look like. It does. People just have attraction. I like just conventionally attractive people. No, why would I lower my standards? It's so boring. Listen, I don't care what someone says. I mean, you are a basic white boy, so I guess. Sure. Yes. Okay. Very good.
Listen, it's, it's, I'm not trying to, the entire intent, I wasn't going to call you ugly or anything like that necessarily. But the thing is, you're like thinking you can make 10,000 hours a month doing what Amara is doing with her giant fart. It's because I'm. Shut the fuck up for a second. I'm bossy. And you saying, no one gives a fuck. And you saying. I beg to differ.
Okay, well, yeah, you're keeping your accounting job. So clearly it's not working for you, is it?
Well, I just started.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Not working very well, leaving your guy for that pathetic bitch. So the thing is, I wouldn't have talked about your wife.
I was so invigorated by leaving him because he was a piece of shit. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's the reason I'm in so much s*** yet. Why? Why? Because he wasn't a partner.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation address personal accountability?
Six months ago, you weren't making that much? Uh-uh. What were you making?
It was like an 8% raise.
Go f*** yourself. You could have had somewhere to live. You're just a f***ing no accountability. And I can use this literally, whore.
Well, yeah, you know, f***. Well, actually, no, I'm not a whore because I don't get paid.
Oh, great career decision. That's going to get you somewhere.
Well, I mean, you got to practice. I'm like, I've been out of the dating game for so long that like, you know, I got to like go around and find out like trying to find like my niche, you know? I thought you did. My niche.
Yes.
Black men. No. Racist. I mean, there are BBC. There is a lot into BBC. There's a lot of like white guys. Why are you not into black guys? That's not what I said. I said there's a lot of white guys who are into and like watching me be dominated by a BBC. It's so specific. Like several guys have asked me. Ugh. Oh, or these boys who want to be called baby boys then want to call me mommy.
Oh, what the f*** is wrong with this world? Guys, just go get yourself just a f***.
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Chapter 5: What are the consequences of not filing taxes?
You haven't even gone through TurboTax without filing just to see what you do?
No.
So what's the plan? Just... Kick the can on their own. That's it. That's the entire strategy.
Like, hope that I have enough money by next year filing. Hope.
If you actually start making your money from the show, you're going to have to do quarterly estimated payments as a contractor, as an independent business. Yeah, 1099 stuff. Yes, and you're going to have to pay all the taxes. There's no employer to take care of your portion of the payroll taxes.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 6: How can budgeting impact financial health?
What? You can back file.
Okay, are you going to back file?
Yeah, next year. Okay, with a penalty?
Yeah. From what you already owe? That's my plan. Dude, you are so f***ed, man. Okay, and you think selling your farts is what's going to make up for this? That sounds really great. You are not Amranth.
I don't know who that is.
The one who basically invented selling farts.
Okay. Okay.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of a high debt-to-income ratio?
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I hate cooking, so we'll see.
Yes, I know that. I will see lots of going out to eat in here. I know for a fact. There's no way you didn't spend that much money and you didn't go out to eat a lot. 500 bucks. This is bullshit. It's a crazy one. 1,500. It's the white one? Miscellaneous bullshit. It's just anything else that you just do not need. It doesn't benefit life at all other than dopamine hits.
Yeah. Dopamine hits. So I recently stopped drinking caffeine because I found out that... No, you're literally drinking caffeine right over there. Well, I mean like coffee. That's... I was drinking like three cups of coffee a day. You're...
You are drinking caffeine. It doesn't matter the source. Does it have caffeine in it?
Yes. It doesn't have sugar in it.
Two of those is equivalent to about an eight ounce cup of coffee. You think sugar is caffeine?
Do you think sugar is caffeine? No, I know sugar isn't caffeine.
You just said... But I said there's caffeine in this. There's no sugar. You're... Okay, so you didn't stop drinking caffeine, but what was your point?
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Chapter 8: Why is accountability crucial in financial discussions?
That's why I'm going into... Girl, you already got enough, trust me.
That isn't doing anything. It was already there. You're fine. Buddy, you're going to be dead before this card payment is paid off. The car payment? Yeah, this card payment. Card. Southwest Rapid Rewards. $13,142.08. Minimum monthly payment $423. You're morbidly obese, almost at 40. You're not going to live to the 24 years this is going to take to pay off.
You're never going to get to the other side of it. Your life expectancy range is usually within the next decade or so.
I'm actually really healthy. No. No. I've done all of my blood work recently and it all came back normal. Okay. And I'm very healthy.
Okay. Will you stand on a scale right now?
Fuck you. No. Then you can't tell me you're healthy. My blood work says otherwise.
Okay. Will you do your blood pressure right now?
My blood pressure? Yeah.
Sure. Okay. Can we have it? Let's see. I mean, maybe you are. Maybe you've gotten lucky right now because obesity itself isn't the health concern, but it is the leading cause for many of the things that cause death. Heart disease, high blood pressure, heart attacks, diabetes, all that good stuff.
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