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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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My name's Michael. I'm 24 years old from Manchester, New Hampshire, and this is Financial Audit.
It certainly is, and you're certainly a big piece of shit. I'll be completely honest. Let me say something. My mom is a fan of you. My mom's a fan of you, bro. She says you're like the ripoff Dave Ramsey. You produced a big piece of shit of a son. And we're bigger than Dave, so we'll be fine. You disagree? I mean, look at every podcast.
Sorry, it's not a jerk-off, but if we're ripping off, then who's mean? But here's the thing. You're a big piece of shit, and everyone hates you. Listen, like YouTuber Penguin Zero would hate you. You're the guy that everyone hates. Really? Yes. Why is that? Because you went to jail for being a prank YouTuber. That makes me hateable?
Yes, you're the biggest piece of shit that had ruined YouTube, that ruined everything. You're a bad person. People love me. I'm going to be real. Who loves you? Like 14-year-old kids? Dude, I... Maybe not that young. Oh, come on. Who loves the... I walk outside of my city, people yelling my name, beeping horns, yelling at me about walking my dog. People know. Yeah, because they hate you.
They beep at you because they hate you. They love me. They love me.
Can you say that about you?
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to personal relationships?
But I appreciate you trying. You're doing very well. I know. I probably caught you off guard by calling you a piece of shit out of the gate. But that is because you are. I think the same about you. Okay, you wouldn't come on my show if you think I'm a piece of shit. I mean... But prank YouTubers are the worst among us, man, and I'm glad you went to jail.
Yes, I need to learn about how much you make, but I just wanted to start off by saying that. Who says I'm a prank YouTuber? Where are you getting that term? Isn't that what it is? I don't know. I looked over, and that's kind of the only thing I had. I mean... Okay, you got arrested for content. I think you're a bad person. What content did you get arrested for, you pathetic worm?
I jumped off the Santa Monica Pier. I got away initially. That's not even a prank. You're killing yourself. I almost drowned, actually. It was kind of bad. The barnacles were, like, ripping at my hands and all that stuff. I, like, basically asked this girl for her number. And how we were filming it was, if I got rejected, I'd jump. But she gave me her number.
So I'm like, okay, well, I'm jumping anyway. So I jumped off the pier. I started drowning. Finally made it to shore after, like, a while. A whole bunch of people up there filming me. My camera crew started fighting, like, performances who were, like, performing. Fighting performances? Performancers. Yeah, I jumped there in someone's performance.
So they're like 200 people watching and I just use the crowd as my own. Again, you're an asshole. How am I an asshole? I wasn't hurting anyone other than myself. People were performing and you were f***ing with it. Yeah, yeah. You're an asshole. I was only hurting myself. I wasn't like— No, you hurt their performance. You're an asshole. Okay, it wasn't the best performance out there.
I'm going to be real.
It doesn't matter. You're an asshole.
They probably put time, energy, effort into it. People were watching, and you interrupted it because you're an asshole.
I think the crowd loved it.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of financial struggles on personal life?
So what was your previous charge as that piece of shit? It was a... Okay, burglary and... Was it? Yeah. Yeah, you're a good guy. What a good guy. No, and the other felony was fleeing with a deadly weapon, which it wasn't even a weapon. Was this for content?
Nah, this was off camera. Yeah, this was off camera.
Oh, so yeah. Yes, when you went to jail for that stuff, yes, you're a piece of shit. And the other people that went to jail for that shit, yeah, you're a piece of shit. And they're pieces of shit. I don't know what to tell you. I think I'm at least like a cool piece of shit, right? No. People like me for the most part. I mean, everyone has opinions, but, you know. Really? Do they?
Because you're literally just putting cameras in people's faces. And you think they like you. They like the attention. Dude, when I'm filming, I build a crowd. People start following us around place to place. People enjoy this stuff. It's a different age. You're old. I'm going to be real, bro. What are you, like 40? 40-ish? Uh-huh, yeah. Well done.
Very good.
Still got a patchy beard going on too, though, which is crazy. I do still got a patchy beard. That is true, but you know why I do? What? Because if I don't, I got the double chin. Okay. I respect that, I guess, maybe. Uh-huh. A little bit. Okay, what's the channel? We're going to bleep it because I don't believe in clout on this show.
Yeah, it's a... The one where everyone's out there cheering you on, is it with the... 2,760 subscribers? I mean YouTube isn't really… YouTube I post and do my thing. Okay so where do people know you from? I'd say like Instagram. I got the most views. I would say. Same username? Yeah same thing. Yep yep. I got like 400K on TikTok. Lost the password though, but.
Followers don't really mean anything. No, they don't. Especially for you with your followers that don't really correlate very much. What does that mean?
It means, okay, so what you're doing right now.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion end regarding personal accountability?
Did you get bullied in high school? No. I unfortunately was. Yeah, you did. No, I unfortunately was the verbal bully. That's why I'm so good at it on this show. Nah, you're okay with it, I guess. Okay. You didn't ask my question. Do you get bullied in high school?
No.
No? You have friends? Yeah. I just can't find that believable. Okay. You just seem like an asshole, everything about you. Yes, I'm an asshole. You're a very unlikable person. Okay, very good. Like... I don't know what you're accomplishing here. What are you doing? What are you trying to get?
What I'm trying to say is... Because your entire point here, when you're trying to metric your success, is that your view-to-follow ratio is similar. Yeah. No, but okay. So then you go off on a tangent. Okay. I'm an asshole. Okay. Asking about my high school. I make a living off of making videos. Is that not success? Is that not successful?
How?
These views don't equal living. Brands will pay. So like, for example. So there it is. So that would be making a living, which would be my follow-up question, which by the way, you follow me. I don't follow you. Who's doing better? You follow me? I said, you follow me. I don't follow you.
I do not follow you.
I would never follow you. I'm going to be real with you. Bleak his name, black out his name, but it says follow back. Yeah, that's a misclick. I don't know. Yeah, okay, guy. Yeah. Okay. I don't like financial stuff, to be real with you. Okay, it's Caleb Springer. Why do you have to compare yourself to other people so much? Well, actually, it's a comparison that I captured.
People try to use it to weaponize against me. I just chose to use it for myself. Well, it just means that you're obviously not good enough if you have to keep comparing yourself to these other people.
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Chapter 5: What financial consequences does he face from his girlfriend?
Did.
Did.
Quit? It didn't really work out? No, I was making a living off of it. It wasn't as much as I wanted. I made a living off of it, yes. I don't know about that one. Okay, good. Again, just like everything else, I'm glad you... Don't know about it. I guess that changes my story in history. But you get my point. I'm saying my views are pretty close to yours already, and I have no followers.
But hey, this is interesting. Okay, so I appreciate this hustle. You're reaching out to pretty much every brand. Hey there, I recently came across your page. I would love to make a promo videos for you. Feel free to check out my page and let me know if you want to see any analytics or have any questions. So I appreciate that hustle. You did better, casino stuff, and...
Yeah, I had a casino deal for like a little bit. And some actually, you know, responded. So I actually understand how you're making that money. Again, I can appreciate that. I'm a hustler, bro. I do what I gotta do to make money. I can appreciate the hustle. I work hard on what I do.
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Chapter 6: How does he justify his spending habits?
Just a matter of time. I truly believe that this is for me. You're also sending everyone in your life links to your videos so that they watch it. How old are you watching this? How old down in these DMs are you going? April. That was when my birthday is. It was your post-jail video. You're like, please support this. Which is fine. You probably used to do that too. Yes, towards the beginning.
Probably not, actually, because everyone probably just made fun of it, to be real with you. No, but you have to have no shame going into this kind of stuff. Yeah, exactly. So, no. Yeah, like, most of those followers I got are in the past, like, few months, too. Like, I was really nothing not that long ago. It's getting there. Oops. You're watching other people's videos now?
No, I'm clicking around. You do know you're, like, running a podcast right now. You're kind of just... Hanging out. Oh, it all works out in the end, my friend. I do not have that many videos. I'm going to be real. What, are you looking for, like, evidence here? Yeah, found some.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of his dog bite incident?
No. Don't know. Okay, don't know. I'm going to be real. I don't know. Of which he messaged her yesterday. That's my favorite part. What? He messaged her yesterday. Yo. You're trying to link when I'm around? I did not say that. That is not me. Like I said, so I got my boy. That's him. She said, maybe. He said, what do you mean by maybe? Because, like, I don't know, when you're around.
Said, flying back the 24th, I'll be in Manch for a little, and then I'm going to Miami.
Yeah, we got a little Miami trip planned.
So... Don't know who that is. Don't know. I think possibly like there's a club. Someone who's like actually, well, there she is, Chad. I think we see what is happening here. Crazy shout out. That is crazy. Yeah, that was yesterday, my friend. I don't talk to no one, bro.
Chapter 8: How does he plan to manage his financial obligations?
I'm going to be honest with you. I really don't. I stay off my phone. I don't really be doing that. Okay. So who's... I really couldn't tell you. Okay. Yo. You responded to her story. Oh, yeah. No, she's from Austin. She's from Austin. Yo, I'm from Boston. In Austin for a few days. Yeah, trying to figure out the moves. You're trying to show me around? Yeah, that's content, bro.
She's an influencer. I'm just trying to find some people to show me the city, bro. I don't know much about Austin. I don't know what type of point you're trying to prove with all this, to be real. No, of course not. Of course not. Of course not. No, no, no, no. Why? No, no, no. Like, dude. First of all, you say you're going on my IG, bro. Now you like in my WhatsApp or something. What?
Is there a WhatsApp too I should check out? I don't have WhatsApp, bro. So who's that lady that you wanted to link up to? She's like, I don't know. I saw her like this morning, I think. She popped up on my phone. Okay, but you're the one messaging her. Yeah, saying. As well. My girl, bro. No, the other one. There's two in there. There's not two. Okay.
There was another that used to film videos with me and we're all friends. So they don't know his girlfriend's name. Who's... That's my boy's... That's my boy's ex. I don't talk to her. She's kind of attractive. Yeah, you don't talk to her except for when you are talking to her. No, I talked to her for a little bit like they broke up. Your last message was a couple weeks ago to her. They broke up.
You're lucky you got a lot of disappearing stuff on here. They broke up. So your girlfriend's afraid of you cheating. I wonder why. I'm a good person. I would not do something like that. No, you sleep with everyone every time you're in. Which again, if you guys are in an open relationship, I'm totally down for. But I don't think you are based on her fear. I don't sleep with no one.
I like just me and friends. We all believe that now. Just having fun, bro. This one actually at least seems like business for what it's worth. Again, I don't know any of these people. You had multiple massive long threads with her, so of course you do. Business, see? Business talk. With her, like I said, yes, it actually was. Thank you. Not the first person that you were talking to this morning.
That was for showing me the city, dude. I've never been here. What are you... Who are you texting? Bro, I was like texting my mom right now. Just seeing what a response will be of something. I didn't give you free range on my phone right now. Okay, you do have WhatsApp. For what? Oh, wait. Yo, don't actually... Okay. I do got WhatsApp. Yeah, I got WhatsApp. I got WhatsApp. Business.
That's business. That's all business. You can click on it. They're making a brand with my face on it. That's what that's about. Well, trust me, we'll black out anything private. Yeah, bet that. I feel like you're a liar, though. I'm not going to lie. No, we'll always bleep out. Yeah, no, they put it in my face on a bag of weed. Okay, you think you're going to go viral. No, you're not. Doing what?
We won't allow that doing this. I just get a percentage of it. I'm not going to go viral by people selling weed. How am I going to go viral by doing that? Okay, yeah, this is pathetic. I just got a really nice mugshot, so they want to use it for that. Yeah, so you're talking to someone on here about the weed business, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I guess it's better than cheating.
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