The Most Hated Couple In Financial Audit History

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What is the opening premise and who are the guests on this episode?

Caleb Hammer 0:00
To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. I want to be clear, you've been cheated on probably a dozen times. You've caught her three times.
Unknown 0:08
She took some dude to church, some homeless guy, and they were all over each other in church. What is happening? I felt like if I got pregnant, he would leave and I would just go to this guy.
Caleb Hammer 0:21
Have you done a DNA check on the three-year-old? You know she's saying she wants you to leave. I'm
Unknown 0:25
not going to lie, I'm a breaking point. I'm like, I can't. I can't keep doing this. James! What list are you on? I'm on a child . I cannot work at a school, cannot work at daycare, anything like that. How old was your little sister? She was 13.
Caleb Hammer 0:46
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Unknown 1:43
old. I'm James. I'm 28. I'm from Glenwood, Arkansas. And this is Financial Audit.
Caleb Hammer 1:49
Is she from Glenwood as well, by any chance? Yes. Okay, good, because you just kind of said you. No, we both are. Well, thanks for coming on, guys. Thanks for coming down to Austin. I really appreciate it. Sarah, you're the one right in front of me, so let's start with you. What do you do for a living in Glenwood? I
Unknown 2:05
work in Hot Springs, but I work at Subway. It's a 45-minute drive.
Caleb Hammer 2:15
Do you work? Well, what is Hot Springs? I thought you were working at a place that was a Hot Springs.
Unknown 2:25
Hot Springs is the town.
Caleb Hammer 2:27
Oh, okay. I didn't need to know that, but that's fine. You work at a Subway. An artist. A sandwich artist, they say. Yes? Yeah, she can learn to make
Unknown 2:37
me a sandwich. He makes his comments all the time. Does he? Oh,
Caleb Hammer 2:42
you're a big commenter. I see
Unknown 2:44
it.
Caleb Hammer 2:44
Okay. Very good. Yeah, okay, sure. What
Unknown 2:48
do you do
Caleb Hammer 2:48
there?
Unknown 2:49
I do a little bit of everything.
Caleb Hammer 2:51
What's your job?
Unknown 2:52
My job is service. I turn around and I will make sandwiches. You're a sandwich
Caleb Hammer 2:57
artist. Perfect. What do you make?
Unknown 2:59
A lot of times it's like the 12-inch footlongs. Or I just make drinks. What are you laughing about? Making a blonde joke. He makes his blonde jokes all the time.
Caleb Hammer 3:29
Is that what he makes? You actually don't understand what I asked.
Unknown 3:37
No, she don't. What do you think I asked? You're asking what she makes an hour. Okay. An hour is $11 an hour.
Caleb Hammer 3:49
Sick. How many hours a week do you work?
Unknown 3:56
Hi, I'm Tim Goey, and this is Fushigi. That just depends. Okay, tell me typical. I'll handle this. Thank you. I will work. Sometimes it'll be my full shift. Where I work like 11 to seven or something.
Caleb Hammer 4:16
Okay. How often does your paycheck hit? Is it weekly? Is it bi-weekly? Is it monthly? Bi-weekly. Perfect. What is the average amount that hits your account?
Unknown 4:30
Sometimes. Average. Average. I would say probably about two, 250.
Caleb Hammer 4:40
Every other week you make $200. No, no, no. That's a question.
Unknown 4:46
Yes.
Caleb Hammer 4:47
No, no, no. Every other week. Hold on. Okay. When you get paid, which is every other week, right? The paycheck that hits your account is $200? Yes. Mika, can you put her outside of the room real quick and just close the door? And... Okay. Okay. You get out there, Sarah. I need to know right now, 100% in every legal and medical way possible, is she mentally-
Unknown 5:19
Uh,
Caleb Hammer 5:20
no. Because how I approach this conversation is different whether or not she is a special needs individual. Is she a special needs individual? Does she have... Not to my knowledge. I just know she's not very... What the f*** is happening right now? Dude, we are a couple minutes into this conversation. She cannot answer how much she makes. She just started.

How do the hosts discuss the couple’s employment and income details?

Caleb Hammer 5:41
And they only let her... Okay, but they only let her make
Unknown 5:45
$200 every other week? She hadn't gotten her first check yet.
Caleb Hammer 5:48
How the f*** would she know? Why didn't she tell me that? So she's not mentally handicapped?

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