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Financial Audit

The Worst Finances In Financial Audit History

20 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 17.311 Caleb Hammer

In what f***ing world did you guys think you were ready to bring in a child into this world? Mindset is that. Oh, you weren't paying them. Your mother was. But they were still being paid. No, that's not the point. If you guys can't even survive on your own, how the f*** do you think it's time to be parents? We weren't paying the house. You weren't. Your mom was.

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Chapter 2: How do they plan to handle parenthood while in debt?

17.431 - 30.168 Caleb Hammer

Are you not able to understand this? What paying it off? I haven't seen paying it off ever. Where's the payoff? Show me the payoff. I don't see it. What are you talking about payoff? You're a f***ing Dumbass. How can you tell me you're paying?

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Chapter 3: What financial responsibilities do they have?

30.188 - 32.874 Caleb Hammer

Where's the payoff? It pays off.

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32.954 - 42.113 Angie

You pay. You pay. Look, okay. No, it literally does not show up. It does not show up. You f***ing paid child in there.

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42.133 - 45.36 Caleb Hammer

Your mother's f***ing good luck in there. You're f***ed.

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Chapter 4: How do they communicate about finances in their household?

47.551 - 68.736 Caleb Hammer

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69.036 - 76.225 Caleb Hammer

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76.205 - 77.928 Jessica

Wow. Yeah.

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80.291 - 107.311 Caleb Hammer

Semis. You don't do conversations, do you?

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108.032 - 117.271 Jessica

No. Well, good thing you came on a podcast. All I do is talk to her. I'm the one that talks. Oh, yeah, and she does all the talking for me.

117.291 - 118.373 Caleb Hammer

Are you on the truck as well?

118.554 - 119.155 Jessica

Yep.

119.557 - 121.239 Caleb Hammer

Okay, do you guys truck drive together?

121.279 - 121.72 Jessica

Yep.

Chapter 5: What strategies can help improve budgeting and financial health?

2761.751 - 2767.08 Jessica

It's my dad's card, but we use it. Oh, okay. Then what's the... I have it in my wallet.

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2768.503 - 2769.124 Caleb Hammer

Your dad's card?

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2769.344 - 2770.386 Jessica

Yeah. Mr. Mexico?

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2772.037 - 2789.978 Caleb Hammer

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2789.958 - 2814.733 Caleb Hammer

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2815.275 - 2833.288 Caleb Hammer

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2833.428 - 2851.369 Caleb Hammer

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2851.687 - 2857.477 Angie

He has good credit. He has great credit. Does he? He does.

Chapter 6: What are the consequences of spending beyond your means?

2862.124 - 2863.306 Caleb Hammer

I don't think he has great credit.

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2863.747 - 2864.749 Jessica

He never even touched it.

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2865.27 - 2868.214 Caleb Hammer

Doesn't matter. He doesn't even know about it.

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2868.234 - 2868.755 Jessica

Oh, my gosh.

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2868.775 - 2890.945 Caleb Hammer

You guys are pathetically. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to pause. You guys are actually morons if that's how you think this works. Just because he doesn't know about it or he doesn't use it doesn't mean it being maxed out over $1,000 over the max doesn't impact his credit when this is his credit card. Are you guys that pathetically stupid? I have to ask. I have to ask.

2891.005 - 2912.448 Caleb Hammer

I know I'm being mean right now, but I have to ask. In no way in this world do you guys think just because he is not the one swiping that it is not impacting his credit when it is his credit card. Please tell me you understand that. That's why we're paying it off. No, we're not... You dumb. You dumb. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm being so mean. No, you are not. You are not.

2912.728 - 2939.306 Caleb Hammer

We are paying it off. You put a thousand bucks to it. You spent three. You f***ing tit. Dude, you have a credit limit of 7,000 on it. You owe eight. Paying it off. Go f*** yourself. yourself paying it off. You've never heard, hey, child in there, your mother's... Have you guys ever heard of what paying it off is? You spent triple, triple of what you even put towards that paying it off.

2939.607 - 2943.135 Caleb Hammer

What are you talking about? It's $1,000 over the...

Chapter 7: How can one manage debt effectively?

2943.115 - 2960.721 Caleb Hammer

Limit paying it off. What paying it off? I haven't seen paying it off ever. Where's the payoff? Show me the payoff. I don't see it. What are you talking about payoff? You're triggering me. You're a dumbass. How can you tell me your payoff? Where's the payoff? It pays off.

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2960.801 - 2969.074 Angie

You pay. You pay. Look, okay. You pay as much as you need for the bills that month.

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2972.018 - 2972.599 Unknown

No, no, no, no, no. Pay off.

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2974.402 - 2986.032 Jessica

That's why the payment never shows because it was $1,000 over. I thought the limit was 800, 8,000. Just look at it.

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2986.553 - 3002.607 Angie

Just look at it one time. You were down at seven. It doesn't show up. It literally does. No, it literally does not show up. It does not show up. You sent me this, meaning you have access to this. I did not send you that.

3003.327 - 3004.088 Jessica

Who did?

Chapter 8: What impact does financial literacy have on personal finances?

3004.844 - 3012.115 Jessica

Papa? Papa in Mexico? No, I sent it. Then you can look at it! I didn't look at it. But you can!

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3012.676 - 3020.709 Caleb Hammer

You can! I know it's not a f***ing basket of fried chicken or whatever the f*** you love. You can still look at it!

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3020.729 - 3024.314 Angie

I don't think I've ever looked at one of those in my life.

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3024.334 - 3028.641 Caleb Hammer

I don't expect you to do anything, but you at least.

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3029.903 - 3033.426 Jessica

I just found out about that card two months ago.

3033.806 - 3035.108 Caleb Hammer

You're the one swiping on it.

3035.288 - 3046.077 Angie

How'd you just find out? No, it's me. I swipe on it. It's in my wallet. And I just tell her, hey, it's over the limit. Can we pay this?

3047.559 - 3055.245 Caleb Hammer

Bro, you don't even have a checking account. You're 31 and you don't have a checking account. Why the f*** do you have access to this credit card?

3055.266 - 3058.088 Angie

I have access to all credit cards. They're in my wallet.

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