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This Has Never Happened Before | Financial Audit

29 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 9.103 Caleb Hammer

To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. I have ran right to my left. If he doesn't get his finances fixed immediately, there's no wedding.

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9.123 - 12.868 Kimberly

It's not even just the debt that's making me want to call it off. I'm also the only one paying for it.

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Chapter 2: How does their financial situation affect their relationship?

12.948 - 16.712 Caleb Hammer

Bro, she literally told us in private without you that she's thinking of moving out.

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16.993 - 25.684 Kimberly

I'm exhausted every day. Is that what we're going to do when we go back home? Do you want me to pack up and go? Because if that's what I need to do, I will.

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27.082 - 54.709 Caleb Hammer

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54.689 - 58.278 Caleb Hammer

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58.298 - 61.968 Kimberly

Hey, this is Kimberly. I'm 26.

62.068 - 65.597 Hudson

Hi, I'm Hudson. I'm 25. We're in South Bend, Indiana.

65.877 - 67.281 Kimberly

And this is Financial Audit.

68.645 - 76.218 Caleb Hammer

Thanks for coming down, guys. An hour from my hometown of Kalamazoo, Michigan. Nice to bring you all down to Austin, Texas. Kimberly, what do you do for a living?

76.799 - 78.382 Kimberly

I am a medical assistant.

Chapter 3: What are the couple's views on wedding expenses?

82.709 - 85.193 Kimberly

I think I take home monthly about $21.

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85.354 - 92.526 Caleb Hammer

A little fun fact for everyone, Indiana, not expensive. So that's actually potentially okay. Say your take home one more time for me.

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92.506 - 95.831 Kimberly

Roughly 21. A month? A month, yeah. Okay. I get paid every two weeks.

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95.971 - 98.195 Caleb Hammer

Hudson, what do you do?

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98.555 - 100.178 Hudson

I work at a steel factory.

100.378 - 122.797 Caleb Hammer

Sure. There's Northern Indiana for you. If you've ever heard of Gary, Indiana, that stinky, shitty place on the lake. Oh, yeah. That's where they make shit. It's horrible. Okay. I mean, you kind of look like it. I fit into the group. You really do. What the fuck is that hairstyle? It's, you don't even want to. Can you lift it up? That's not what I was talking about. This? Okay. It's bad.

122.817 - 126.221 Caleb Hammer

You know it looks like it's receding more with your weird thing down the middle.

126.241 - 136.876 Hudson

This is supposed to be here, but it's bad. Did everyone in the steel plant encourage you? The hard hat, you don't see it, so it works out. What do you make, steel?

Chapter 4: How do they plan to manage their finances moving forward?

137.116 - 147.495 Hudson

I'm at 2125. Sure. What's your take home? Take home, it's about 2200. It only brings an extra 100?

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148.036 - 152.163 Kimberly

No, that is not. You're making more. You're close to 700. Why does she know and you don't?

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153.967 - 155.209 Hudson

I know it's like 700 a week.

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156.331 - 158.595 Kimberly

Take home. So times four.

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159.436 - 160.558 Hudson

Which is? 28.

160.578 - 163.283 Kimberly

28.

164.208 - 166.513 Hudson

And that's why he hits metal for a living.

166.553 - 186.281 Caleb Hammer

Okay. Well, okay. Now you combine that and you live in South Bend. That ain't half bad. But here's the thing. I have written right to my left. If he doesn't get his finances fixed immediately, there's no fucking wedding. Which I assume is coming from you, if you're saying him. Absolutely. So what is going on?

186.983 - 190.51 Caleb Hammer

I wouldn't get married to someone who's shitty with finances either, but what is going on?

Chapter 5: What are the consequences of not paying debts?

2983.725 - 2990.121 Caleb Hammer

Now I just need to. Oh, that's a good reason for not paying. What the f*** are you talking about, man?

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2990.862 - 2991.903 Kimberly

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

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2991.923 - 2993.585 Caleb Hammer

You owe the whole thing, obviously, at this point.

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2993.605 - 2995.949 Kimberly

We're both aware that you need to do it. Why aren't you doing it?

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2995.969 - 3000.895 Hudson

I got to the point where I had a payment plan and then I didn't have any money because... Well, how do we get on a payment plan again?

3001.075 - 3010.568 Caleb Hammer

You owe $1,715.54. Obviously, that is the total balance due immediately because you just haven't paid in forever. Yes. The f*** are you getting on here?

3010.801 - 3018.654 Hudson

That was being used for a lot of food back then. Yeah, that was for food mainly. Pretty much anytime we went out to get food.

3018.674 - 3019.675 Kimberly

Staying at Indianapolis and stuff.

3019.695 - 3020.737 Hudson

Indy, Cincinnati.

Chapter 6: How can budgeting improve financial situations?

3043.014 - 3046.417 Caleb Hammer

Contact and get them out of a payment plan if that's even available anymore.

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3046.537 - 3058.75 Kimberly

Well, and I've even told him that. Like, just give them a call. I mean, they deal with how many people every day that are like, I need to get taken care of. How do I do it? And he just won't. He just won't call them. Oh, you'll email them.

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3059.29 - 3072.664 Caleb Hammer

Why won't you do anything? I know she's probably a nagger, and it's probably annoying. We don't like that. But why don't you do anything in the end? Make the call, send an email, do anything.

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3072.804 - 3084.94 Hudson

Well, I got to the point where I sent emails. I didn't get a response from them, but I did set up a payment plan, and then it never got paid, so it just kind of fell off. And I haven't done anything with it since.

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3084.98 - 3092.009 Caleb Hammer

Yes, but she is saying reach out, call, email. I am asking why today you will not.

3093.05 - 3096.497 Hudson

Well... I have done it. I just haven't paid it.

3096.778 - 3100.743 Kimberly

Yeah, you set up a payment plan, but then never paid the payment plan. And now they took it back.

3101.384 - 3107.453 Hudson

Because whenever I was going- Okay, when was that? I'd say it was about a month ago. No. What the fuck?

3107.473 - 3107.973 Caleb Hammer

Two months ago.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of lifestyle choices on finances?

3107.993 - 3111.258 Caleb Hammer

Can you make the payment now? That's gone. It's revoked. They revoked it?

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3111.278 - 3113.681 Hudson

They took it off. The payment plan, they took it off.

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3115.263 - 3117.767 Caleb Hammer

Why'd you not make a payment two months ago? That's no longer Indianapolis.

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3117.787 - 3121.332 Hudson

Two months ago, I didn't make the payment plan because I didn't have the money in my account.

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3121.372 - 3122.854 Caleb Hammer

It was probably like $30. $30.

3123.391 - 3132.984 Hudson

It was $150, I think. They did a six-month... $150 is a lot of money. It is.

3133.044 - 3149.787 Caleb Hammer

So it's $1,067, which is what you guys spent going out to eat last month. So what the f*** are we talking about now making a $150 payment? That's a choice. That's not being responsible. That is not being good parents even, actually, I would say.

3151.319 - 3152.481 Hudson

The food is the problem.

3152.841 - 3162.876 Caleb Hammer

The food is a part of the problem. Unknown shopping, an additional 984. We'll see where that went. Miscellaneous bullshit could be video games, could be trinkets, could be whatever. 987.

Chapter 8: How does communication impact financial decisions in relationships?

3164.238 - 3178.018 Caleb Hammer

Bullshit on here most likely alone will range from 2,500 to 3,000, if not even more because of the large purchases, as an additional 1,200. Now, why did you look at her when I said miscellaneous bullshit?

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3178.589 - 3181.154 Hudson

Because I barely buy many things for myself.

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3181.174 - 3199.266 Caleb Hammer

I barely buy anything for me either. Okay, well, someone is, or combined. Because this is minimum $2,500 in bullshit, most likely closer to $3,500 in bullshit on a monthly basis when we're crying about not being able to do a $150 payment. Who the fuck is doing what?

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3200.068 - 3204.155 Hudson

Take some responsibility, both of you. Those trips to Target is going to be in there.

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3204.356 - 3208.143 Kimberly

Yep. And I, yeah, I would say probably Target, but there's also.

3208.163 - 3209.606 Caleb Hammer

What are you doing at Target?

3209.646 - 3214.114 Kimberly

There's also a $50. What are you doing at Target? Buying for my kids.

3214.094 - 3215.376 Caleb Hammer

Buy what?

3215.396 - 3217.581 Kimberly

Formula's $50. We usually buy that.

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