Can Garrett Convince Reagan to Leave Work... Using Only a Surfer Bro Voice?
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It's time for a brand new Call of Booty. And one of our listeners is about to make a very, very awkward phone call and call their significant other to see if they'll leave their job and meet them for a booty call. But remember, it's completely family friendly. They can't say anything dirty and they have to do it in a weird theme that we get them to use. And today, Garrett is on the phone and Garrett wants to call his girlfriend of five years to see if she'll leave her job and meet him for a call to booty. And we'll tell him how he has to do it in just a second. But first, Garrett, what does your girlfriend do for a living?
My girlfriend, Reagan, is an embalmer at a funeral home.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
You have to really switch your brain into feeling sexy time. Yeah. In those moments. Wow. Okay. Okay.
Yeah, it's, like, super quiet. Like, you're literally working with dead people, and that's it. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, I've got my work cut out for me trying to convince her.
Yeah. What is she like? Is she, you know, a pretty outgoing type of person? I mean, I don't... I'm imagining somebody who works at an embalmer is not necessarily the most outgoing, but, like, how is she?
Yeah, yeah. She's pretty reserved, you know? Yeah, she... like very chill um yeah reserved is a good word for it but like she i don't think that i don't think i'm gonna succeed here i don't think i could ever get her to uh do this like i've never gotten her to leave work for you know a little booty call so i'm i'm interested gonna go down have you tried
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