Daniel & Penelope: She Called Him “Booger Boy”… And It Only Got Worse From There
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So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, we got to find out why he thinks he's getting ghosted. Daniel, why do you think Penelope's ghosting you?
Honestly, in my own opinion, I think it's because I insulted her cooking. I mean, it kind of started to work.
You insulted her cooking? Why? How?
Well, she kind of seemed like she did not think that she needed to add, like, more salt. that I thought we needed for this certain part of the recipe.
Daniel, have you done one of these before? You sound very familiar to me. No, I've never done anything.
Are you sure? No, no. Okay. I mean, it's okay if you have. I've never met you before in my life. Okay. I mean, I haven't talked to you yet. No. Okay. Okay. All right. So. I don't usually get turned down for second dates in the first place. Right.
Okay.
All right.
You sound exactly like somebody who's done this before. Okay. Anyway, Daniel.
There's other people with other timbers and voices. I don't know. Maybe I have a doppelganger voice person out there. Maybe. Okay.
Maybe. I got to be honest with you, Daniel. I think you're lying to me, but whatever. We're still going to do this. You're going to call him a liar. I mean, let's just. You sound exactly like this. I can't remember. We do so many of these. But anyway. Let's let him, you know. I don't even know if I want your advice anymore. Daniel, it's all right.
It's all right.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–6:13
2
Why did Daniel think Penelope was ghosting him after their first date?
6:13–10:57
3
What happened during the dinner that led to the ‘fork in the road’ moment?
10:57–11:22
4
How did Daniel describe his critique of Penelope’s grandmother’s sauce?
11:22–13:55
5
When does the show decide to call Penelope for the First Date Follow-Up?
13:55–14:44
Speakers
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