FDFU August and Gerardo: What in the world is a "Fartumentary"!?
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Gerardo is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named August. So in a second, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, we have to hear about the date. Gerardo, sorry you're getting ghosted, man. How long has it been since you talked to August?
Yeah, no, thank you.
What is the First Date Follow-Up segment and who is Gerardo calling about being ghosted?
Um, it's been three weeks now and I haven't heard anything. I've texted her four times.
Oh, well tell us about the date.
Um, the date was like the best date of my life. Um, so, uh, Augustine told me that she has always wanted to go horseback riding. She just kind of like brought it up in conversation once. And so I booked a horse ride for, for us to go on. Um, And it included romantic wine tasting. And guys, when I saw her on the horse, she was like movie beautiful, you know? Yeah. And I'm bummed because I feel like she's the type of girl that I could really see being with long term. And I'm just confused because... After the date, like, we spent the whole weekend together. She stayed over the night. Oh. The next day, we hung out at home all day, snuggled on the couch, we watched Netflix, ordered dinner. Oh, wow. And spent the night together again, you know?
That's cute. Like, it was very romantic. And in the morning, she left, and she still seemed into me. So I don't know what's going on.
How did you guys leave it when she left? Was she like, okay, we'll do this again soon?
How does Gerardo describe the romantic horseback-and-wine date with August?
Or just... Like, I was getting all positive vibes. Like, I keep replaying that to be like, did it seem awkward or something like that? Like, I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, okay, my theory is she might be ghosting me because during the day when she was staying over, one of my friends stopped by and he came in for a while and he was like, you know, talking to both of us. He was cool. And he was telling her stories. And one of the stories he told her was about this summer. where I documented every fart that I had, and I put it on YouTube as a fartumentary. What?
You made a little fartumentary and put it on YouTube.
I mean, I might go see over that, too.
I'm not going to lie. You documented every fart for a whole year.
Why? Every fart for a year. For a whole year, I documented every fart, and then, yeah, I put it together as a documentary.
I love it, man. I want to watch it. It's amazing.
I bet it's good. It's better than it sounds. I did take it down a while ago. It's probably a good idea. I didn't want to. Genuinely, I felt like enough people told me I had to take it down, but I was like, this is a masterpiece.
He's like, this is cinematic masterpiece.
Yeah, wow, okay.
No.
Well, I mean, maybe that is the reason she's ghosting you.
Maybe she was grossed out. Like, that's the only thing I can think of.
I mean, I kind of am, so I get that. And you spent the whole weekend together, too? Yes. Wow, okay. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date, okay? All right. All right, we'll get your first date follow-up next. It's The Jewel Show.
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What happened during the weekend they spent together that made Gerardo hopeful?
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If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up, Gerardo is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named August. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Gerardo, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick?
Yeah, yeah. Basically, I went on an amazing date with this woman. We spent the whole weekend together. She stayed over. and it all seemed good, and she left, but she's been completely ghosting me, and the only reason I can think is because my buddy came over when she was spending the weekend with me, and he told her about my fartumentary, which is a documentary about the farts that I did for a year, and he brought that up, and that's the only thing I can think, that she might be grossed out, but that documentary is very good.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:28
2
What is the First Date Follow-Up segment and who is Gerardo calling about being ghosted?
0:28–1:48
3
How does Gerardo describe the romantic horseback-and-wine date with August?
1:48–3:43
4
What happened during the weekend they spent together that made Gerardo hopeful?
3:43–5:26
5
Why does Gerardo think August might be ghosting him — what is a 'fartumentary'?
5:26–11:08
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