FDFU Riley and Milo: Did Riley Fall for Milo... or a Giraffe Named Kevin?
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Riley is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Milo. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Riley, why do you think you're getting ghosted? Um, honestly, I, I can't really pinpoint it. We had an amazing date. Um, you know, I thought we really had good chemistry, but I, the only thing I can come up with is like maybe one small giraffe related misunderstanding might have ruined everything. Giraffe related misunderstanding. Did you do a giraffe? Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
Are you guys arguing about giraffes? What does that mean? Like, yeah. How did a giraffe end up in your date and an argument happened or whatever? Well, we started at a rooftop bar on our date and we were having, you know, some drinks and we were just really getting along. And then we ended our day at a petting zoo fundraiser that was like happening nearby.
That's cool.
I mean, it was a really... such a great day like I'm our chemistry was unreal and but I did almost get us kicked out for attempting to quote-unquote release and kidnap an animal okay okay you know this is ridiculous I didn't try to kidnap an animal. I was just trying to pet it and hang out with it. And it was this really sweet giraffe named Kevin. And honestly, it just did not deserve to be in this cage, in this petting zoo. I mean, for people's entertainment, it was just like... such an amazing creature, honestly. So you tried to free it from the petting suit? Yes. Oh, you did? Yeah, I did. I did try to release the giraffe.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–7:30
2
Who introduces the First Date Follow-Up segment and what’s the setup?
7:30–9:19
3
Why does Riley think Milo is ghosting her after their first date?
9:19–12:27
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What happened at the petting zoo fundraiser that involved a giraffe named Kevin?
12:27–14:55
Speakers
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