First Date Follow Up - Aubrey & Davis: She Kept Talking About “Gilbert”…

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Jubal 2:27
Audrey is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Davis. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Audrey, why do you think you're getting ghosted? Because I poured salsa down my pants, and he probably thinks I'm a maniac. I don't know.
Audrey 2:48
Many questions.
Jubal 2:50
I mean, I would think that's a surefire way to get a call back on a date, but I don't know. So, yeah, what happened, Salsa Pants? Wow.
Audrey 2:57
If I can call you that respectfully.
Jubal 2:58
I call you that respectfully, but. I mean, at this point. Yeah, what happened? Well, Davis and I went to a cute little Mexican restaurant, and they do salsa flights. So, of course, we decided to take a flight to Mexico together on our first date.
Nick Turturro 3:14
Okay.
Jubal 3:15
Um, the restaurant also has tequila flights. Okay. Mezcal flights and margarita flights.
Unknown 3:23
Yeah.
Jubal 3:24
So you guys take all the flights then? Crazy.
Kyle MacLachlan 3:26
That's fun.
Jubal 3:26
We got all the flights. Okay. All right. That sounds like a fun date. It was. And really after the Mezcal, of course, we're already pretty drunk and playing truth or dare. And so he dared me to pour salsa down my pants. So I did. Okay. Wow. Funny. And yes. Well, here's the thing. I always keep a change of clothes in my car. So after that, I just went and got my extra pants and changed in the bathroom and finished our flights to Mexico. But that's where his attitude changed.

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