First Date Follow Up - Salena & Justin: She Brought One Very Unexpected Item on Their First Date
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Selena is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has it been since you talked to Justin? Ten days. Ten whole days. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. I know. Selena, you sound very nice, so I don't understand. It feels like it's meant to be, right, Selena and Justin? What a coincidence. Right. We can be the couple that makes it.
I was going to say they didn't make it.
I know, but she could. Have you tried to get a hold of Justin? Yeah, I sent him a text, you know, and he did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad. It was just casual. I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut coma text. Nothing. And then I told him I can't wait to see him again. And still nothing. I guess I don't understand the lavender donut part of that. I'm going to say that's an inside joke. That's just an inside joke. Okay. I was curious. So what did you guys do on your date? Okay. So we met at a food truck festival, which is already cute, right? Yeah.
Yeah.
Right? Yeah. I was wearing my, I'm fun and chill, but also hot outfit. And he was like in a Patagonia dad gear. Very, I hike for fun energy. Okay. You profiled him quick.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. And we tried everything. Tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles. I still dream about them. And we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy lights. Yeah. And he laughed at all my jokes. He said I had the best energy. He's been around in months. So, yeah, obviously, I thought we were vibing hard.
Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything?
Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the night, like, you know, well, actually, what happened was like I was wearing like really strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–6:29
2
Why is Selena being ghosted by Justin after their first date?
6:29–8:34
3
What happened on Selena and Justin’s food‑truck festival date?
8:34–10:12
4
Did Selena’s strong perfume cause Justin to start sneezing?
10:12–11:52
5
Why did Selena pull out a Ziploc bag of her own hair during the picnic?
11:52–14:02
6
How does Justin react when he hears about the hair‑bag explanation?
14:02–14:12
Speakers
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