Full Jubal Show from Thursday January 29th 2026
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What hilarious prank does Jubal pull off this time?
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In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop.
What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off.
You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband.
Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Breaking news. It's the Jubal Show. Nike claims that its new shoes can now activate the brain, heighten sensory awareness, and improve concentration. Oh. Meanwhile, the makers of Crocs say their shoes stimulate your need to sit on a lawn chair in your driveway and drink 90 light all day. Hey! Nice. See how easy it is to create fake news? That's why every single week at this time, we bring you the Cleverly Named segment, Real News or Fake News, where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral, and you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your first headline for Real News or Fake News. Authorities at Wildlife Park in China warn influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies. Okay. Oh, you think? Here's the story. An influencer at a popular ski destination in China is recovering after a snow leopard, who just didn't want to be a part of her get ready with me to ski video, did, well, exactly what snow leopards do and attacked her. Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick. The influencer was able to get to within five feet of a wild snow leopard and tried to take a selfie with it. Eventually, a ski instructor was able to scare the snow leopard off by waving his ski poles around and emergency services was called and took her to the hospital.
But don't worry, she was still able to post a picture of herself laying there. Aww. With her leopard wounds as she waited for help, officials at the park are issuing yet another warning to people who visit that snow leopards don't care about your likes and they will eat you, so don't take selfies with snow leopards. Is that a real news story or a fake news story, Nina? Oh, this is real.
What wild secrets do listeners share in Dirty Little Secret?
This just has to be real.
Yeah.
Victoria?
Unfortunately, I do think this is real as well.
Producer Freeze, authorities at a wildlife park in China warn influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies. Real or fake? I have no confidence in people it's real. It's definitely real. It's very obvious that that is a real one. Don't take pictures with wild animals that will eat you. No, that makes me so sad. What goes through your mind? You're not an exception. You're just as yummy as anybody else. It's cute, and they look comfy and cozy and adorable. I'm in my cute snow bunny outfit, and how cute would it be if there's a snow leopard right next to me? Where's that kid's parents? How cute would my picture look? And then I get a lot of likes, a lot of comments. Okay, so Victoria is going to be the next one we report on.
It's Real News or Fake News, a segment where I give you a news story that's gone viral this week. You have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your next headline for Real News or Fake News. After numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans that you cannot get nutrients from just looking at pictures of food created by AI. Here's the story. Are you sure? Popular influencer... Had a video go viral where they insisted that AI food is actual real food. Stop it. And they cite that it has digital macronutrient absorption. They say your body doesn't know the difference between a steak and a very convincing photo of a steak, she explained. And now she's pushing back against the claims by the FDA that say, don't just look at food and think that you're getting nutrients.
The popular wellness influencer is now pushing back, saying that the growing AI meal trend that she created causes malnutrition and insisting that humans can. She says that humans can, in fact, receive nutrition from looking at food.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What hilarious prank does Jubal pull off this time?
0:00β2:23
2
What wild secrets do listeners share in Dirty Little Secret?
2:23β4:13
3
How does You vs. Victoria trivia work?
4:13β6:21
4
What shocking revelations come from To Catch a Cheater?
6:21β7:56
5
How do First Date Follow-Ups help people find closure?
7:56β9:11
6
What trending news does Nina cover this week?
9:11β10:29
7
What are the funniest moments from today's Daily Show Highlights?
10:29β11:45
8
How does Jubal's phone prank reveal unexpected truths?
11:45β54:16
Speakers
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